This is me, last night:
public free roam; multiplayer; players (1) : chronovore
[old cowboy guy] Hm. No one's here. Guess I'll try and get that Public Enemy 'cheev while no one is online and gunning for me.
BOUNTY: $20, $40, $200, $500, $895
DEAD.
BOUNTY: $20, $40, $160, $300, $500
DEAD.
[old cowboy guy] Fuck!
BOUNTY: $20, $40, $200, $500, $700
DEAD.
[old cowboy guy] Fuckity fuck! I'll play the single player game for a bit then.
[Marsten] Oh, hai. All the Survival challenges I've just finished in multiplayer. PASS.
A NEW BOUNTY HAS BEEN POSTED
[Marsten] Oh, rock out. US$600 alive? BABY, COME TO PAPA.
*rides out to the base, sees a path up the mountain*
[Marsten] I'll just chuck some dynamite down into their camp from the top of the mountain. ...Say, what's this guy doing on the top of the mountain?
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
DEAD
[Marsten] Fuck!
*rides again out of Blackwater, warps to base of mountain to get a better approach*
BEAR ATTACK
DEAD
[Marsten] Fuck!
*player goes to bed*