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oh... god... it... hurts... it... hurts... so... much...
so... there is this indie game called evolandia and i hope the internet NEVER EVER discover this,i'm not sure why i'm telling you about this game because the world must not know this game exist...
basicaly... it's an action rpg,when you start the game there is no music... no sound... and only monochrome 8-bit graphics,but as you keep playing... you open chests and each chest add features to the game,the first chest give you sound FX for example,another gives you 8-way directional walking as opposed to 4 and as you keep playing the graphics improve going from SNES like graphic and actualy somewhat decent 3D graphics... it's actualy a pretty decent and fun concept
but then... the horror... the horror happens... the reference to zelda and final fantasy start appearing,it starts innocently enough with a darknut enemy there,a random kefka name dropped that... but then as you keep playing,it becomes MORE and MORE Heavy Handed,you find the buster sword and the game goes like "it was owned by a famous hero you know?

" the game throws you "not-tetramaster" and start looking like this
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and then... and then... you go mad with the revelation
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your character is named clink,not the sounds the metal does when it hits something but...
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