Finished No More Heroes 2. Lame game.
Real talk; they really aren't good games and NMH2 is the only one I'd call "decent." They're a nice throw back to the distinguished mentally-challenged fellow simple beat 'em ups of generations past but they're pathetically shallow affairs. Bayonetta is a far superior action game and even God of War is infinitely deeper by comparison. Besides the dribbling weaboo crowd that dig anything goofy and Japanese, I really don't understand why the series gets high marks. Probably due to being one of the few decent hardcore Wii games.
yeah, but at least with No More Heroes 1 at least had the "zany" charm or w/e that, while I don't think it excuses the game, I can somewhat understand the appeal. No More Heroes 2 is just so boring. I played on mild and every stage against random enemies is essentially mashing x and y, pressing minus, mashing x and y faster for about 20 minutes (I timed the last one). Not only are those stages long, enemies constantly respawn. I started to get the feeling that increased difficulty only meant more health for enemies. The bosses have been completely boring in both their story and battles, and with the exception of the Samurai Biker dude, the game has been piss easy. All that plus the two motorcycle segments make me want to compare this game to a coma. There is literally no incentive or reason to play this game.
like, why the fuck is Naomi's Shop still there when you can only buy two weapons the entire game? it's not like you have a shortage of money if you play each 8-bit game once, and they both are in stock early on. The best part is that the dual swords, the best weapons, are given to you automatically as part of the story.
oh, OH, and the enemies that just shoot you. What is the point of that? you can block the shots, but it pushes you back and drains your sword gauge. When you actually get knocked down, it throws you way back and takes a while to get up even if you mash like crazy. And all the bosses do is throw shit at you. You spend most of your time just getting up and trying to run towards your enemy.
I dunno, I couldn't stand the first game at all. It felt so broken and lackluster. This new one is pretty streamlined and easy to play in small chunks so I'm having fun with it. However, they're undeniably poor games when compared to the real action games like Bayonetta and God of War. I bought the second one on a whim thanks to demi's thread but never again. :'(
I didn't like the first game either, but I could understand the appeal, and the story and shit was wacky enough to give incentive to play. In NMH1 when they killed a boss you were supposed to fight, there was a build up to it and you were shocked when it happened. In NMH2 it's just "lol you have two less battles now. this game was packed full of battles already? aren't we so kooky and self-referential?