The First Templar
Thoroughly mediocre (co-op) hack'n'slash set in medieval times. You go back and forth between Europe and the Levant in search of the holy grail, always accompanied by a companion who supports you in combat and helps you hold levers every now and then. It's competently made (by the guys who make Tropico since 3), but obviously C-tier in every respect. Crisp but relatively low-poly geometry and models, decent animations in combat, but jerky and wooden in cutscenes, etc. Cheap, but not in a tacky way. Shallow as all hell combat with XP based upgrade system that suggests a lot more character building choice than there actually is. Refreshingly sober, but almost completely self-serious, sadly.
Tl;dr, it feels like a PS2 game with good textures and draw distance. Enjoyable enough, but again, thoroughly mediocre. It doesn't do anything catastrophically wrong (even the -optional- stealth sections are functional), but doesn't shine in any way either.
I've had a thing for anything involving Templars since Broken Sword, so I was fairly engrossed enough throughout the seven or so hours it took to beat this.
PS: The grail ends up looking like the wrong one from Last Crusade. So much so I expected it to be a trap, but no, Jesus apparently did drink from Catholic kitsch he couldn't lift with one hand.