OK, so I finished Yakuza 2. Melodramatic Yakuza comedy. I wasn't really sure what this game wanted to be, but I think that fits pretty well. Fun to laugh at, not as much fun to play after 20 hours.
Also, I vaguely remember the first one's finale being ridiculous, but this has to top it. Double-cross, a 26 year long con, triple-cross, endless magazines, superhuman durability, grunting hyper-masculinity, tropes upon tropes, melodrama out the ass, and the credits are set to Silent Night.