Author Topic: Michael Jackson is dead (Read 59023 times)

Beezy · « **Reply #540 on:** June 30, 2009, 12:23:35 AM »

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Someone make me an avatar that will match my tag, please.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #541 on:** June 30, 2009, 05:27:06 AM »

2002 MJ will doesn't include Joe Jackson. Thank god
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124632881534571569.html

Cheebs · « **Reply #542 on:** June 30, 2009, 09:57:22 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on June 29, 2009, 06:06:55 PM

How come his kids are completely white?

The mom said that they weren't his biological kids, he used a sperm bank or something.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #543 on:** June 30, 2009, 10:02:51 AM »

I wonder why he didn't use his own. I'm sure he would've had awesome sperm.

Cheebs · « **Reply #544 on:** June 30, 2009, 10:04:20 AM »

He probably wanted white babies.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #545 on:** June 30, 2009, 10:39:24 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #546 on:** June 30, 2009, 02:15:45 PM »

Of course they aren't his children. I'm also curious as to whether he had sex with his first wife (Elvis' daughter)

archie4208 · « **Reply #547 on:** June 30, 2009, 02:18:12 PM »

http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/2009/06/30/michael-jackson-honored-in-battlefield-heroes/

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Looking to pay tribute to Michael Jackson’s passing? Well then you should probably pay MONEY to Electronic Arts.

“Battlefield Heroes” players will be able to pony up 420 Battlefunds (about $3 in real money) for each Michael Jackson-themed costume. The good guys have access to the white suit from the “Smooth Criminal” music video, while the bad guys get the black leather getup from “Bad.”

I don’t take issue with the concept, an in-game memorial of MJ, but to sell them? Sure, Battlefield Heroes is a free game and it makes its money off of in-game customization options, but this just smacks of bad taste.

Good jon, EA.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #548 on:** June 30, 2009, 02:59:05 PM »

[youtube=560,345]W70Y_CHnJhQ[/youtube]
:'(

wow, dude was fucked up

Veidt · « **Reply #549 on:** June 30, 2009, 03:05:29 PM »

Damn. Poor Michael... The greatest musical artist that ever lived, right there people..

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #550 on:** June 30, 2009, 03:55:22 PM »

Yeti · « **Reply #551 on:** June 30, 2009, 05:00:23 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on June 30, 2009, 03:55:22 PM

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Someone cast this man as Clayface in the next Batman movie.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #552 on:** June 30, 2009, 06:35:06 PM »

He posted the original story. Read it, dumbass.

Veidt · « **Reply #553 on:** June 30, 2009, 06:42:35 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on June 30, 2009, 03:55:22 PM

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SCAREFACE.

Diunx · « **Reply #554 on:** June 30, 2009, 06:56:50 PM »

I would buy a MJ smooth criminal suit for MGS4.

Veidt · « **Reply #555 on:** June 30, 2009, 07:02:51 PM »

Snake already has the Beatles suit though.

Andowsky · « **Reply #556 on:** June 30, 2009, 07:04:05 PM »

I would buy 5 copies of each outfit for BF, just to piss off the little girls up in arms about them.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #557 on:** June 30, 2009, 07:29:46 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on June 30, 2009, 06:43:35 PM

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on June 30, 2009, 06:35:06 PM
He posted the original story. Read it, dumbass.

Doesn't change the fact that they were always going to be free.

You are distinguished mentally-challenged.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=6017.msg884578#msg884578

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #558 on:** June 30, 2009, 07:30:04 PM »

that actually makes me want to play BF: Heroes again

spoiler (click to show/hide)

it's not a good game

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ManaByte · « **Reply #559 on:** July 01, 2009, 06:28:29 PM »

David Jaffe says he's going to the wake at Neverland. Will he use Google to find directions?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #560 on:** July 01, 2009, 06:30:51 PM »

[youtube=560,345]PjtI2WZTZ9k[/youtube]
80s in a bottle

chronovore · « **Reply #561 on:** July 01, 2009, 08:18:59 PM »

Yours says, "Embedding disabled by request" and when I go to the page "Not available in your area due to copyright restrictions." Yay, internets.

Fortunately, it led to this, a metacomedy basing its humor in the monolingual nature of Americans.
[youtube=560,345]ELyTBXzfQJ8[/youtube]

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #562 on:** July 01, 2009, 08:37:35 PM »

ManaByte · « **Reply #563 on:** July 02, 2009, 03:21:46 AM »

That is awesome

ManaByte · « **Reply #564 on:** July 02, 2009, 03:32:15 AM »

This is great

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Michael Jackson was married and his wife is demanding all of his property -- this according to a woman who just filed a petition in L.A. County Superior Court. Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson, who lives in London, asks "that all my husband's properties, monies and assets must be transferred to me immediately" and "my husband's body must be returned to the coroner's body [sic] or the mortuary immediately." Of course, there is no evidence this woman had any relationship whatsoever to Michael Jackson. She's had an active court case since December of last year, claiming she was married to the singer. Nona also claims all of Michael's children are hers and that she didn't authorize them to live with Katherine Jackson. She now claims, "Though he died to this earth he lives with my father [Satan the Devil] Khalid Lucifer." The doc says "For any questions, I can be contacted at [email address removed] or leave my children alone."

ManaByte · « **Reply #565 on:** July 02, 2009, 05:54:10 AM »

Now they're saying the public memorial may be at Staples Center on Tuesday.

demi · « **Reply #566 on:** July 02, 2009, 06:15:43 AM »

I've been watching some of these home videos of him that were played on Fox a long time ago, they are pretty good.

- Part 1

- Part 2

- Part 3

ManaByte · « **Reply #567 on:** July 02, 2009, 06:38:41 AM »

They say that they recreated the Thriller set for that "Dome Project" he finished before he died. Thriller 2 will be the best selling album of 2009!

Veidt · « **Reply #568 on:** July 02, 2009, 09:20:49 AM »

He finished the album?!?! Niiice. That's gonna be an all time classic.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #569 on:** July 02, 2009, 10:28:30 AM »

Quote from: ManaByte on July 02, 2009, 03:32:15 AM

This is great
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Michael Jackson was married and his wife is demanding all of his property -- this according to a woman who just filed a petition in L.A. County Superior Court. Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson, who lives in London, asks "that all my husband's properties, monies and assets must be transferred to me immediately" and "my husband's body must be returned to the coroner's body [sic] or the mortuary immediately." Of course, there is no evidence this woman had any relationship whatsoever to Michael Jackson. She's had an active court case since December of last year, claiming she was married to the singer. Nona also claims all of Michael's children are hers and that she didn't authorize them to live with Katherine Jackson. She now claims, "Though he died to this earth he lives with my father [Satan the Devil] Khalid Lucifer." The doc says "For any questions, I can be contacted at [email address removed] or leave my children alone."

What the heck?

Veidt · « **Reply #570 on:** July 02, 2009, 11:27:27 AM »

How's that even...wow.

Third · « **Reply #571 on:** July 02, 2009, 11:27:41 AM »

I love MJ. So sad that he's gone.

RIP

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Author Topic: Michael Jackson is dead (Read 59023 times)