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Re: My review of The Conduit
« Reply #60 on: July 15, 2009, 10:10:54 PM »
I think that counts as a destroy... I knew I liked you Yeti
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Re: My review of The Conduit
« Reply #61 on: July 16, 2009, 05:49:10 AM »
Sounds like someone is getting a little frustrated at this harsh dose of reality... time for another vacation :smug
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Re: My review of The Conduit
« Reply #62 on: July 16, 2009, 07:06:47 AM »
I finished it on "Elevated"

The last two levels are easily some of the worst designed I've ever played. COD4 Ferris Wheel has nothing on this. WOW. I am still in shock at how BAD the game is.

You beat that on Veterna? :bow

I died dozens of times on normal there. Even after the Big Bird has landed :'(

I beat it on Veteran too. It was pretty hard/annoying
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Re: My review of The Conduit
« Reply #63 on: July 17, 2009, 05:11:51 AM »
The typical Conduit fan

[youtube=560,345]OWGTA9w4OD8[/youtube]

Ahahahahaha

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Re: My review of The Conduit
« Reply #64 on: July 18, 2009, 06:59:25 PM »
That is the best review I've ever read
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Re: My review of The Conduit
« Reply #65 on: July 19, 2009, 09:35:29 PM »
Turok 2 is the only game I have ever traded in.

What a disappointing shitfest.

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Re: My review of The Conduit
« Reply #66 on: July 19, 2009, 10:02:02 PM »
Playing FPSes on the N64 was shit regardless of game.
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Re: My review of The Conduit
« Reply #67 on: July 19, 2009, 10:07:30 PM »
Perfect Dark > The Conduit
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Re: My review of The Conduit
« Reply #68 on: July 19, 2009, 10:17:11 PM »
wtf you nooblords, turok 2 owned
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Re: My review of The Conduit
« Reply #69 on: July 19, 2009, 11:46:48 PM »
turok 2 remains quite possibly the worst fps i have ever played

it didn't so much have level design as level diarrhea
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Re: My review of The Conduit
« Reply #70 on: July 19, 2009, 11:48:14 PM »
turok 2 remains quite possibly the worst fps i have ever played

I'm assuming you haven't played The Conduit then.

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Re: My review of The Conduit
« Reply #71 on: July 20, 2009, 12:49:15 AM »
wtf you nooblords, turok 2 owned

Acclaim  :lol :lol :lol :lol :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: My review of The Conduit
« Reply #72 on: July 20, 2009, 11:17:21 AM »
turok 2 remains quite possibly the worst fps i have ever played

it didn't so much have level design as level diarrhea

Count your blessings you never played that one PS2 game where Bin Laden was the end guy... fucking horrible.
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Re: My review of The Conduit
« Reply #73 on: July 20, 2009, 01:01:03 PM »
wtf you nooblords, turok 2 owned
Man, I was one of the distinguished mentally-challenged fellows that liked the game that came out. Apparently quite a few gaming magazines/sites also loved it since it received a 9 Edge, GameSpot and IGN so we weren't alone! I tried playing it again recently and it's pretty fucking awful. Seriously.

It was a game that was fun to play at the time, but aged very poorly. Nothing new or mind-blowing about that.
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Re: My review of The Conduit
« Reply #74 on: July 20, 2009, 01:01:36 PM »
ok admittedly i haven't played the game since i was a child and blood shooting out of a dino-alien head while i activated all cheat codes MAY have swayed my opinion a bit
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Re: My review of The Conduit
« Reply #75 on: July 20, 2009, 01:10:07 PM »
Banned
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Re: My review of The Conduit
« Reply #76 on: July 21, 2009, 05:31:06 PM »
http://www.high-voltage.com/store.htm

brb buying OFFICIAL conduit merch 8)
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Re: My review of The Conduit
« Reply #77 on: July 21, 2009, 05:39:38 PM »
omg their site... in bold letters "Thanks for your support!" and there's a wheelchair guy just right there.
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Re: My review of The Conduit
« Reply #78 on: July 21, 2009, 05:43:21 PM »
sweet, gonna download some HIGH VOLTAGE SOFTWARE wallpapers

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Re: My review of The Conduit
« Reply #79 on: July 21, 2009, 07:22:40 PM »
wtf you nooblords, turok 2 owned

:rofl

Unless you mean it owned Turok 3, then I'd agree.