Author Topic: My review of The Conduit (Read 6377 times)

demi · « **Reply #60 on:** July 15, 2009, 10:10:54 PM »

I think that counts as a destroy... I knew I liked you Yeti

demi · « **Reply #61 on:** July 16, 2009, 05:49:10 AM »

Sounds like someone is getting a little frustrated at this harsh dose of reality... time for another vacation

The Sceneman · « **Reply #62 on:** July 16, 2009, 07:06:47 AM »

Quote from: Borys on July 15, 2009, 12:33:45 AM

Quote from: demi on July 15, 2009, 02:07:21 AM
I finished it on "Elevated"

The last two levels are easily some of the worst designed I've ever played. COD4 Ferris Wheel has nothing on this. WOW. I am still in shock at how BAD the game is.

You beat that on Veterna?

I died dozens of times on normal there. Even after the Big Bird has landed :'(

I beat it on Veteran too. It was pretty hard/annoying

originalz · « **Reply #63 on:** July 17, 2009, 05:11:51 AM »

Quote from: demi on July 14, 2009, 02:29:12 AM

The typical Conduit fan

[youtube=560,345]OWGTA9w4OD8[/youtube]

Ahahahahaha

demi · « **Reply #64 on:** July 18, 2009, 06:59:25 PM »

That is the best review I've ever read

Bildi · « **Reply #65 on:** July 19, 2009, 09:35:29 PM »

Turok 2 is the only game I have ever traded in.

What a disappointing shitfest.

twerd · « **Reply #66 on:** July 19, 2009, 10:02:02 PM »

Playing FPSes on the N64 was shit regardless of game.

demi · « **Reply #67 on:** July 19, 2009, 10:07:30 PM »

Perfect Dark > The Conduit

Crushed · « **Reply #68 on:** July 19, 2009, 10:17:11 PM »

wtf you nooblords, turok 2 owned

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #69 on:** July 19, 2009, 11:46:48 PM »

turok 2 remains quite possibly the worst fps i have ever played

it didn't so much have level design as level diarrhea

archie4208 · « **Reply #70 on:** July 19, 2009, 11:48:14 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 19, 2009, 11:46:48 PM

turok 2 remains quite possibly the worst fps i have ever played

I'm assuming you haven't played The Conduit then.

bork · « **Reply #71 on:** July 20, 2009, 12:49:15 AM »

Quote from: Crushed on July 19, 2009, 10:17:11 PM

wtf you nooblords, turok 2 owned

Acclaim

tiesto · « **Reply #72 on:** July 20, 2009, 11:17:21 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on July 19, 2009, 11:46:48 PM

turok 2 remains quite possibly the worst fps i have ever played

it didn't so much have level design as level diarrhea

Count your blessings you never played that one PS2 game where Bin Laden was the end guy... fucking horrible.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #73 on:** July 20, 2009, 01:01:03 PM »

Quote from: a slime appears on July 20, 2009, 12:55:54 PM

Quote from: Crushed on July 19, 2009, 10:17:11 PM
wtf you nooblords, turok 2 owned
Man, I was one of the distinguished mentally-challenged fellows that liked the game that came out. Apparently quite a few gaming magazines/sites also loved it since it received a 9 Edge, GameSpot and IGN so we weren't alone! I tried playing it again recently and it's pretty fucking awful. Seriously.

It was a game that was fun to play at the time, but aged very poorly. Nothing new or mind-blowing about that.

Crushed · « **Reply #74 on:** July 20, 2009, 01:01:36 PM »

ok admittedly i haven't played the game since i was a child and blood shooting out of a dino-alien head while i activated all cheat codes MAY have swayed my opinion a bit

demi · « **Reply #75 on:** July 20, 2009, 01:10:07 PM »

Banned

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #76 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:31:06 PM »

http://www.high-voltage.com/store.htm

brb buying OFFICIAL conduit merch

demi · « **Reply #77 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:39:38 PM »

omg their site... in bold letters "Thanks for your support!" and there's a wheelchair guy just right there.

Crushed · « **Reply #78 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:43:21 PM »

sweet, gonna download some HIGH VOLTAGE SOFTWARE wallpapers

Bildi · « **Reply #79 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:22:40 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on July 19, 2009, 10:17:11 PM

wtf you nooblords, turok 2 owned

Unless you mean it owned Turok 3, then I'd agree.

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