Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94335 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2100 on:** January 24, 2010, 03:45:31 PM »

holy shit

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2101 on:** January 24, 2010, 04:09:02 PM »

sanchize indeed.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2102 on:** January 24, 2010, 04:09:23 PM »

This is fucking unbelievable.

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Colts D lol

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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2103 on:** January 24, 2010, 04:26:56 PM »

Jesus, how does Manning do that.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2104 on:** January 24, 2010, 04:58:27 PM »

Yeah, Manning activated God mode during halftime.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2105 on:** January 24, 2010, 04:59:25 PM »

Don't stop believing, Joel.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2106 on:** January 24, 2010, 05:03:30 PM »

He's just too fucking good. If only the Jets could clone Revis.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2107 on:** January 24, 2010, 05:09:00 PM »

Nevermind.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2108 on:** January 24, 2010, 05:18:33 PM »

Sanchize ran out of magic dust :'(

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2109 on:** January 24, 2010, 05:21:38 PM »

I'll say that when he throws a pick.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2110 on:** January 24, 2010, 05:34:09 PM »

welp, that was a nice 1st half, at least

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2111 on:** January 24, 2010, 05:40:25 PM »

Sanchez may be the worst NFL quarterback to ever have a good 1st half in the AFC Championship.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2112 on:** January 24, 2010, 05:41:47 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on January 24, 2010, 05:40:25 PM

Sanchez may be the worst NFL quarterback to ever have a good 1st half in the AFC Championship.

He really looked great. Even now, he hasn't thrown an INT yet (although he's gotten lucky). He's impressed me a bit, I must say.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2113 on:** January 24, 2010, 05:52:29 PM »

No shame in this loss.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2114 on:** January 24, 2010, 05:57:03 PM »

anddddddd there we go

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2115 on:** January 24, 2010, 06:08:52 PM »

If the Vikings win, ESPN's sets are going to be covered in semen.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2116 on:** January 24, 2010, 06:10:08 PM »

ESPN, 60 Minutes, mornings shows, magazines, etc. Favre will probably get a shout out during the State of the Union

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2117 on:** January 24, 2010, 06:10:41 PM »

FAVRE VS MANNING

THE BATTLE TO BE THE GOAT

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or at least have as many SBs as Big Ben

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2118 on:** January 24, 2010, 06:14:24 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #2119 on:** January 24, 2010, 06:37:39 PM »

Man, Sanchez has the possibility of turning into a beast with experience. He showed some poise in the first half of the game... then sanchize caught up to him. That should be the meme with him, he'll Be Sanchez when he's awesome and Sanchize when he's chokin'.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #2120 on:** January 24, 2010, 06:43:07 PM »

Jets losing = sadness.

We have this pool going at work where we get randomly assigned NFL teams which we bet 10 bucks on. If they win the Super Bowl, you get the whole pot.

If the Jets would have won, I made a deal with the guy who got the Jets that we would split the pot 80/40 if the Vikings (my team) made it also, with the Super Bowl champion getting the bigger cut.

Although I HATE HATE HATE fucking Brett Favre, if he wins the whole fucking thing, I get $120. I feel dirty.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2121 on:** January 24, 2010, 07:02:28 PM »

...how the fuck do you split a pot 80/40? Is that Kentucky math?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2122 on:** January 24, 2010, 07:06:37 PM »

$80/$40

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2123 on:** January 24, 2010, 07:08:10 PM »

Oh, ok.

In any event, GO SAINTS KILL THAT OLD DRAMA QUEEN FUCKING RIP HIS LEG OFF AND SODOMIZE HIM WITH IT

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2124 on:** January 24, 2010, 07:13:34 PM »

YES YES YES

KEEP HITTING HIM

SWEEP THE FUCKING LEG

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2125 on:** January 24, 2010, 07:14:17 PM »

END HIS CAREER

FUCK THIS SHIT

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2126 on:** January 24, 2010, 07:14:59 PM »

FUCKING FUCKNUGGETS

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2127 on:** January 24, 2010, 07:15:41 PM »

BRITFARR!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2128 on:** January 24, 2010, 07:15:53 PM »

favrerererererererererere

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2129 on:** January 24, 2010, 07:17:08 PM »

FAVRY!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2130 on:** January 24, 2010, 08:11:36 PM »

I need need *NEED* a screencap of Favre lying on the ground post-fumble with both hands on his helmet.

pollo · « **Reply #2131 on:** January 24, 2010, 08:47:11 PM »

Sanchez played great. Can't do anything when your OCord is a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow who falls in love with the curl/comeback/slant routes that go for about 15.

I guess you're supposed to limit the damage. But it is what it is.

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #2132 on:** January 24, 2010, 08:49:16 PM »

what a monster of a game...tour-de-force

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2133 on:** January 24, 2010, 08:50:47 PM »

hey triumph, how many fantasy points does peterson get for this game? :lenowned

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2134 on:** January 24, 2010, 08:52:43 PM »

Favre's hip explodes on the play and the refs give him a pity call.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2135 on:** January 24, 2010, 08:55:21 PM »

His hip finally reaches critical mass!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2136 on:** January 24, 2010, 08:55:31 PM »

YES YES YES YES

FUCK YOU BRITFARR

TEARS TASTE SO SWEET

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #2137 on:** January 24, 2010, 08:56:24 PM »

E-DuB · « **Reply #2138 on:** January 24, 2010, 09:03:25 PM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on January 24, 2010, 08:55:31 PM

YES YES YES YES

FUCK YOU BRITFARR

TEARS TASTE SO SWEET

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2139 on:** January 24, 2010, 09:03:32 PM »

His hip is held together with duct tape and bailing wire now.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2140 on:** January 24, 2010, 09:04:01 PM »

FUMBLEFEST!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2141 on:** January 24, 2010, 09:04:47 PM »

YES YES YES

SOMEONE ELSE PLEASE FALL ON HIS BRITTLE OLD ASS

Ok, now come on and start scoring Saints.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2142 on:** January 24, 2010, 09:18:31 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on January 24, 2010, 09:04:01 PM

FUMBLEFEST!

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Beezy · « **Reply #2143 on:** January 24, 2010, 09:22:19 PM »

This is so much better than the Jets/Colts game.

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #2144 on:** January 24, 2010, 09:29:58 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on January 24, 2010, 09:22:19 PM

This is so much better than the Jets/Colts game.

It feels like it's going by so fast tho...what a masterpiece

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #2145 on:** January 24, 2010, 09:33:51 PM »

Anyone see that shot of Favre walking off the field after AP's TD a few secs ago? He's putting his heart & soul into this game...blood on the field etc...guy looks absolutely annihilated out there. Knock him all you want, but the guy is an amazing competitor.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2146 on:** January 24, 2010, 09:37:30 PM »

Quote from: CHOW CHOW on January 24, 2010, 09:33:51 PM

Anyone see that shot of Favre walking off the field after AP's TD a few secs ago? He's putting his heart & soul into this game...blood on the field etc...guy looks absolutely annihilated out there. Knock him all you want, but the guy is an amazing competitor.

Jesus fucking Christ, think you could fit anymore cliches in there? You left out "gunslinger" and "grit". Fuck Brett Favre.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2147 on:** January 24, 2010, 09:37:35 PM »

Avril Lavigne and Katy Perry are judging American Idol, and without even a hint of irony.

Beezy · « **Reply #2148 on:** January 24, 2010, 09:42:12 PM »

Goddamn, does Mass Effect 2 look like this on the 360? That's fucking sexy.

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #2149 on:** January 24, 2010, 09:44:37 PM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on January 24, 2010, 09:37:30 PM

Quote from: CHOW CHOW on January 24, 2010, 09:33:51 PM
Anyone see that shot of Favre walking off the field after AP's TD a few secs ago? He's putting his heart & soul into this game...blood on the field etc...guy looks absolutely annihilated out there. Knock him all you want, but the guy is an amazing competitor.

Jesus fucking Christ, think you could fit anymore cliches in there? You left out "gunslinger" and "grit". Fuck Brett Favre.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2150 on:** January 24, 2010, 09:45:04 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on January 24, 2010, 09:42:12 PM

Goddamn, does Mass Effect 2 look like this on the 360? That's fucking sexy.

I kinda want it now.

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #2151 on:** January 24, 2010, 09:46:12 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on January 24, 2010, 09:42:12 PM

Goddamn, does Mass Effect 2 look like this on the 360? That's fucking sexy.

That was seriously unbelievable. I haven't watched any of the trailers because I don't wanna be spoiled but I sat through that and am completely blown away. What an epic masterpiece ME2 is gonna be...game of the gen.

Beezy · « **Reply #2152 on:** January 24, 2010, 09:46:36 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 09:45:04 PM

Quote from: Beezy on January 24, 2010, 09:42:12 PM
Goddamn, does Mass Effect 2 look like this on the 360? That's fucking sexy.

I kinda want it now.

I haven't got a chance to finish the first one yet.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #2153 on:** January 24, 2010, 09:46:47 PM »

SUCK IT HATERS! I"M GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL AND I'M THE SHIT!

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #2154 on:** January 24, 2010, 09:46:47 PM »

They must have spent a ton on these commercials because the ad space had to be mad expensive...like prob a mil

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #2155 on:** January 24, 2010, 09:47:18 PM »

Embarrassing loss for the Saints. How many turnovers by the Vikings? 4?

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #2156 on:** January 24, 2010, 09:47:27 PM »

fuck the football game, give me ME2...i'm so hyped now. i'm gonna go buy ME1 tomorrow so i can have a save file ready to transfer over

E-DuB · « **Reply #2157 on:** January 24, 2010, 09:47:34 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 09:45:04 PM

Quote from: Beezy on January 24, 2010, 09:42:12 PM
Goddamn, does Mass Effect 2 look like this on the 360? That's fucking sexy.

I kinda want it now.

Never played the first one but I'll probably borrow it off of a friend instead of buying it!

E-DuB · « **Reply #2158 on:** January 24, 2010, 09:47:54 PM »

Seriously though, this has been a great game

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2159 on:** January 24, 2010, 09:48:42 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on January 24, 2010, 09:46:36 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 09:45:04 PM
Quote from: Beezy on January 24, 2010, 09:42:12 PM
Goddamn, does Mass Effect 2 look like this on the 360? That's fucking sexy.

I kinda want it now.
I haven't got a chance to finish the first one yet.

I remember telling myself when I finished it that I wanted to go through it again. Yeah, that didn't happen. It's weird -- it's actually a fairly terrible game, but I enjoyed it immensely just because of the sci-fi shit. I'm such a nerd.

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Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94335 times)