Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 93793 times)

Akala · « **Reply #2221 on:** January 24, 2010, 10:57:47 PM »

HOLY SHIT

game was insane. I think the Saints got lucky, but it was an awesome game.

cell networks are borked. people are driving around screaming and popping fireworks (or shooting guns lol). it's madness.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow. :'(

GO SAINTS

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also, brittfarr is a tough old bastard, isn't he.

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lordmaji · « **Reply #2222 on:** January 24, 2010, 10:59:27 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 10:49:56 PM

Thanks, GAF.

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awesome.

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #2223 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:01:45 PM »

Green bay front office didn't want him...they kinda pushed him out in a subtle manner and wanted to put rodgers in there, just didn't say it publicly because the fans would've been in an uproar. The guy gave em like 15 years, putting everything out on the field and they turn on him in a blink of an eye...why should he show them respect? He is a nice guy..just listen to any interviews with him, he's just a normal country guy that loves playing football. I hope he comes back and wins the superbowl next year to shove it up you butt

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #2224 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:07:42 PM »

I agree CHOW CHOW, also what do you think Favre's hair smells like

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2225 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:08:01 PM »

Quote from: CHOW CHOW on January 24, 2010, 11:01:45 PM

just listen to any interviews with him, he's just a normal country guy that loves playing football.

That made me laugh almost as hard as your lame troll that it was Green Bay that pushed Favre out.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2226 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:08:40 PM »

Wow, he looks like he got the shit beat out of him on NFLN right now.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2227 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:09:41 PM »

Next Chow Chow response:

Quote from: CHOW CHOW

He's just out there having fun, slingin' and slangin'. He's like a school kid out there, tossing the pigskin with his friends.

Beezy · « **Reply #2228 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:09:41 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 11:08:40 PM

Wow, he looks like he got the shit beat out of him on NFLN right now.

He kinda did.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2229 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:10:25 PM »

It looks like someone mugged him and hit him with a fucking crowbar.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2230 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:10:29 PM »

Yeah, the Saints fucked him up. Manning should take notes. He doesn't want to end up crippled and broken in the twilight of his career. He'd be as useless as Brett Favre.

CHOW CHOW · « **Reply #2231 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:11:39 PM »

im going to bed

Beezy · « **Reply #2232 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:12:38 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2233 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:14:46 PM »

Favre was damn good this year; his numbers speak for themselves. They wouldn't be a play from the superbowl with Jackson at QB. That being said...lolol favre

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2234 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:16:36 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2235 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:22:42 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2010, 11:14:46 PM

Favre was damn good this year; his numbers speak for themselves. They wouldn't be a play from the superbowl with Jackson at QB. That being said...lolol favre

I don't understand this point. They wouldn't be in the NFC Championship if an unproven quarterback that has not shown the mettle to be a legitimate NFL starter was playing under center?

Uh, duh.

But imagine if they had an actual starter that wasn't a 68-year-old moron. The Vikings got Favre to the NFC Championship, and he repaid them with a dumb interception. Classic Favre.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2236 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:33:25 PM »

Oh, Glen.

Rman · « **Reply #2237 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:36:28 PM »

I'd admit, I was rooting for Favre. I know he's hated in sports circles on the internet, but I've enjoyed watching him play over the years.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2238 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:37:47 PM »

He's just out there having fun.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2239 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:41:15 PM »

I *used* to love him, but with all the shit he's pulled in recent years -- fuck him.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2240 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:43:04 PM »

Here's the evidence that Favre really sucks: he couldn't manage to get into the post season with the Jets, but Mark Sanchez did.

Rman · « **Reply #2241 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:43:11 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 24, 2010, 11:37:47 PM

He's just out there having fun.

I'd agree the hard-on that Madden, Peter King of SI, and ESPN as whole have on him is vomit inducing, but I rarely pay attention to those outlets.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2242 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:43:37 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 24, 2010, 11:22:42 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2010, 11:14:46 PM
Favre was damn good this year; his numbers speak for themselves. They wouldn't be a play from the superbowl with Jackson at QB. That being said...lolol favre

I don't understand this point. They wouldn't be in the NFC Championship if an unproven quarterback that has not shown the mettle to be a legitimate NFL starter was playing under center?

Uh, duh.

But imagine if they had an actual starter that wasn't a 68-year-old moron. The Vikings got Favre to the NFC Championship, and he repaid them with a dumb interception. Classic Favre.

Still, one play from the sb. He made a dumbass decision but at the same time, the Saints shredded the Vikings' special teams and defense to ultimately win the game. Blame can be spread around.

Not even Sanchize was making dumbass throes like that during the post season. For shame.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2243 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:44:04 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 24, 2010, 11:43:04 PM

Here's the evidence that Favre really sucks: he couldn't manage to get into the post season with the Jets, but Mark Sanchez did.

To be fair to Favre, he had to deal with Mangina being his head coach.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2244 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:48:00 PM »

I don't care if his coach was Rich Kotite, I standby my original statement. Mark Sanchez even had Rex Ryan as a head coach, who didn't even think his team could make the playoffs! Maybe he thought Favre was still the quarterback.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2245 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:52:04 PM »

Glen Shinobi conveniently forgets that Favre was pretty bad his last few years in Green Bay. I think except near the second half of his last year with the Packers, he was actually downright awful.

But glossing over important details and selective memory is a common trait of Glen Shinobi. I can't blame him though, he's just out there having fun. Slingin' and a slangin'.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2246 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:52:52 PM »

Brett Favre's last throw as a Packer: INT
Brett Favre's last legal throw as a Jet: INT
Brett Favre's last throw as a Viking: INT
Brett Favre's tears: Priceless

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2247 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:54:02 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2248 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:59:26 PM »

So is he coming back next year or retiring?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2249 on:** January 24, 2010, 11:59:47 PM »

His last pass as a Falcon might be an INT, too. Looking into this. He had 4 attempts and 2 INT as a Falcon.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2250 on:** January 25, 2010, 12:00:13 AM »

Maybe he will retire for seven months, give the starting job to Tavaris Jackson and then come take it back after training camp.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2251 on:** January 25, 2010, 12:03:31 AM »

Welp, some guy on GAF says Favre's last pass for the Falcons was an INT. That's a good enough source for me! It's a 50% chance, anyhow. Wow.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2252 on:** January 25, 2010, 12:04:38 AM »

Yeah, considering he only threw four passes as a Falcon, two of them for interceptions, there's a fifty-fifty shot of that being accurate.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2253 on:** January 25, 2010, 12:05:37 AM »

Thanks for repeating what I said!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2254 on:** January 25, 2010, 12:07:09 AM »

You're welcome.

ManaByte · « **Reply #2255 on:** January 25, 2010, 02:11:39 AM »

The Vikings got fucked over by Cash for Clunkers.

Mandark · « **Reply #2256 on:** January 25, 2010, 03:38:19 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on January 25, 2010, 12:52:26 AM

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 24, 2010, 11:52:04 PM
Glen Shinobi conveniently forgets that Favre was pretty bad his last few years in Green Bay. I think except near the second half of his last year with the Packers, he was actually downright awful.

But glossing over important details and selective memory is a common trait of Glen Shinobi. I can't blame him though, he's just out there having fun. Slingin' and a slangin'.

2005 was the only awful year, the year when he had 29 interceptions. He wasn't great in 2006 or 2008, but he wasn't awful either. Although he was below average in 2006 as well.

Statistically, he was one of the worst starting QB's in 2006.

He made me eat crow this year, but he's only had two good seasons in the last five.

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #2257 on:** January 25, 2010, 04:13:38 AM »

A 72 QB rating is pretty bad, but not abysmal, and he still put up 3800 yards (on a ton of attempts though). But yeah, he was pretty bad that year. Guess I didn't remember him being as bad as all that. I'm not a huge Favre fan anyway.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2258 on:** January 25, 2010, 04:50:17 AM »

A 72 QB rating is abysmal in this era. He finished 25th, behind Smith, Leinart, and Grossman.

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #2259 on:** January 25, 2010, 04:54:50 AM »

Guess I was distracted by the raw passing yards. My mistake, carry on then.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2260 on:** January 25, 2010, 05:21:00 AM »

Grossman might be a Lion next year $:-\$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2261 on:** January 25, 2010, 08:30:59 AM »

Grossman will probably be a Redskin, actually.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2262 on:** January 25, 2010, 08:49:47 AM »

I can't believe how many times AP fumbled.

The Vikes had at least 5 good opportunities to take the lead late in the 4th and blew every one of them.
I'm happy with who got in. Should be a great SB.

etiolate · « **Reply #2263 on:** January 26, 2010, 01:57:43 PM »

fuckin espn frontpage is an ancient greek mural featuring brett favre

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2264 on:** January 28, 2010, 04:40:20 PM »

I'm gonna lol so hard if Jacksonville picks Tebow in the first round. He's completely bombing in the senior camp.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2265 on:** January 29, 2010, 09:30:48 PM »

God's QB retires :'(
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4870096

Good bye Kurt, you'll be missed

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2266 on:** January 30, 2010, 04:53:39 PM »

Looks like Zorn is going to the Ravens

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2267 on:** February 03, 2010, 01:54:19 PM »

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2268 on:** February 03, 2010, 02:01:01 PM »

haters gonna hate

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #2269 on:** February 03, 2010, 02:04:28 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 29, 2010, 09:30:48 PM

God's QB retires :'(
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4870096

Good bye Kurt, you'll be missed

So Leinart will finally get a chance?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2270 on:** February 03, 2010, 03:06:55 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 29, 2010, 09:30:48 PM

God's QB retires :'(
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4870096

Good bye Kurt, you'll be missed

As a 49er fan, I am pleased.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2271 on:** March 05, 2010, 05:50:58 PM »

Lions

Nice signings this week. Vanden Bosch is just the type of pro vet we need on the DL, Corey Williams should fit well in the 4-3, and Nate Burleson should take pressure/coverage off Calvin Johnson.

I seem to remember getting laughed at for suggesting the Lions could get Suh at #2 but it seems more likely now, with the Rams confirming they need a QB. Only problem is that Suh is ripping shit up at the combine while the QBs won't do much of anything until their pro days. Damn, adding Suh or McCoy plus the Vanden Bosch/Williams signings make the DL much better. And in the second round we can either continue building the defense or get an OL

I'm pretty excited.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2272 on:** March 05, 2010, 05:56:02 PM »

The Redskins cut half their team and look hesitant to sign any big name free agents. What the fuck is going on.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2273 on:** March 05, 2010, 06:13:46 PM »

I wish the Cowboys would cut Roy Williams and bring in a real wide receiver.

Akala · « **Reply #2274 on:** March 05, 2010, 06:34:43 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on March 05, 2010, 05:56:02 PM

The Redskins cut half their team and look hesitant to sign any big name free agents. What the fuck is going on.

Shanahan wants to 'build through the draft!'

I really wish the Saints would have locked Fujita and Sharper. Someone else in the NFC South will scoop them up out of spite.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2275 on:** March 05, 2010, 07:07:43 PM »

Ravens just got Boldin, AFC is fucked now

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2276 on:** March 05, 2010, 07:21:38 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 05, 2010, 06:13:46 PM

I wish the Cowboys would cut Roy Williams and bring in a real wide receiver.

Thanks for those draft picks Jerry

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2277 on:** March 05, 2010, 07:25:37 PM »

I'm the most surprised with the Charger's moves. The let Cromartie go, dropped LT, and made Sproles trade bait. They even let go their stud NT, Jamaal Williams.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2278 on:** March 05, 2010, 09:01:01 PM »

The most surprising is the Redskins' roster shakeup. They dumped a ton of veterans, and have opted not to sign anybody. I don't even know who is playing what position next year!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2279 on:** March 06, 2010, 12:19:27 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on March 05, 2010, 09:01:01 PM

The most surprising is the Redskins' roster shakeup. They dumped a ton of veterans, and have opted not to sign anybody. I don't even know who is playing what position next year!

I don't really blame them, they didn't really cut any of the good defensive players as far as I can tell. I think that Shanahan and Allen kinda convinced Danny Boy that they're gonna suck no matter what next year.

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