Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94666 times)

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #2340 on:** April 04, 2010, 09:24:03 PM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on April 04, 2010, 09:17:51 PM

Iggles trade McNabb to THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS per Adam Schefter. Bill Federwang said to be comatose after orgasming repeatedly. More as it develops.

FUCK my life

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2341 on:** April 04, 2010, 09:27:24 PM »

JUST SAW THAT OMG I AM YELLING THROUGH THE HOUSE IT IS LIKE CHRISTMAS

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2342 on:** April 04, 2010, 09:33:17 PM »

Watch them still draft Tebow

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2343 on:** April 04, 2010, 09:35:03 PM »

I don't think I've ever been so happy. 'Skins got him for a 2nd and 3rd or 4th rounder next year? Iggles got fleeced.

Oh my god, my friend from Philly has LOST IT

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2344 on:** April 04, 2010, 09:36:59 PM »

The problem is that he doesn't want to stay there and everyone knew it. So Philly was stuck either trading him now for what they could get or franchising him and probably missing out on getting anything since I doubt anyone gives up a first and a third.

He'll probably end up in AZ after this season anyhow, that's where he lives and Leinart is destined to fail.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2345 on:** April 04, 2010, 09:40:01 PM »

Never underestimate the power of Uncle Pennybags. Redskins have been saving a ridiculous amount of cap space. If they get Okung and draft another lineman, and take a few projects deep in the draft, they could actually compete this year.

I say trade Campbell for a third rounder now. Keep Colt and Sexy Rexy.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #2346 on:** April 04, 2010, 09:41:30 PM »

Raiders will take Campbell as a consolation prize plz

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2347 on:** April 04, 2010, 09:46:45 PM »

Campbell traded to Raiders for 3rd rounder and OL

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2348 on:** April 04, 2010, 10:22:39 PM »

@TheMcNabb anyone selling a house in washington?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2349 on:** April 04, 2010, 10:23:35 PM »

Yesssss!

49ers play the iggles this season and Mcnabb always owned us.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2350 on:** April 04, 2010, 10:38:18 PM »

I tell you, by adding McNabb and a bunch of these old guys, the Redskins kind of remind me of the Rich Gannon era Raiders: a team, if I do recall correctly, was put together largely in part by Bruce Allen, no?

If that means we can get playoff contention for a couple of years and then fall apart dramatically, I'm not sure it's worth it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2351 on:** April 04, 2010, 11:14:04 PM »

Lmao I've got a friend in Philly too, he's on suicide watch

him: fuck fuck fuuck
me: what?
him: eagles traded McNabb to the Skins FUCK
me: for what, their first round pick lol? nice steal
him: no you fucktard, for a 2nd and 3rd round pick. next fucking year
me: haha

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2352 on:** April 04, 2010, 11:24:25 PM »

I can't believe the Eagles traded McNabb to the Redskins, this is just hilarious.

If Kevin Kolb sucks/gets hurt, Philly is going to implode.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2353 on:** April 04, 2010, 11:45:10 PM »

I guess now the question becomes: where is Campbell heading to?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2354 on:** April 04, 2010, 11:47:22 PM »

After adding Willie Parker and McNabb, the Skins are ready to contend for a SuperBowl*!

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*the 2006 SuperBowl lolz

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2355 on:** April 04, 2010, 11:53:48 PM »

lolz, apparently McNabb basically strong armed the Iggles into trading him to only Washington.

He refused to talk to Buffalo about a contract extension and apparently threatened to retire if traded to Oakland.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #2356 on:** April 04, 2010, 11:55:48 PM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on April 04, 2010, 11:53:48 PM

lolz, apparently McNabb basically strong armed the Iggles into trading him to only Washington.

He refused to talk to Buffalo about a contract extension and apparently threatened to retire if traded to Oakland.

I don't blame him if he didn't want to go to Oakland.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2357 on:** April 05, 2010, 12:00:47 AM »

This is a pretty awesome move. I speculate that one, if not all of the following players will be traded for draft picks and/or players:

Andre Carter, Jason Campbell, Chris Cooley

... the only one I'd be sad about is Cooley, because Fred Davis is a beast but Cooley can actually block. The fact that the Redskins signed a blocking TE this offseason implies he'll be dealt around the draft.

But - hey! - they draft Okung and grab some quality players late in the draft, make some key pickups (sign Flozell, now!) and whip some underachievers into shape (Portis!)... the 'Skins can actually compete next season. McNabb changes a lot.

Willie Parker is a long shot to make the roster, Triumph. He is really just there to make Portis compete for his spot, which I doubt he loses to Larry Johnson or Willie Parker. Either way, the Redskins will have a veteran presence and Shanahan will draft some unknown and that kid will run for a billion yards - just like in Denver.

The interesting thing to me at least, is does this mean that Shanny has given up on QB prospects in this year's draft since he couldn't get Bradford? Is he going to ride McNabb for the next couple of seasons, and try and draft someone next year to groom under him?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2358 on:** April 05, 2010, 12:02:09 AM »

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My job's safe for another day!

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2359 on:** April 05, 2010, 12:03:37 AM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on April 04, 2010, 11:53:48 PM

lolz, apparently McNabb basically strong armed the Iggles into trading him to only Washington.

He refused to talk to Buffalo about a contract extension and apparently threatened to retire if traded to Oakland.

Iggles

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2360 on:** April 05, 2010, 12:38:25 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on April 05, 2010, 12:00:47 AM

The interesting thing to me at least, is does this mean that Shanny has given up on QB prospects in this year's draft since he couldn't get Bradford? Is he going to ride McNabb for the next couple of seasons, and try and draft someone next year to groom under him?

Ahem.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2361 on:** April 05, 2010, 12:44:46 AM »

Nah, word on the mean streets is all the Tebow stuff is a smoke screen and the guy that you've heard absolutely nothing about from Shanny's camp is the one they covet: Colt McCoy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2362 on:** April 05, 2010, 01:34:59 AM »

I remember last draft everyone said "meh, this QB crop is weak, can't wait for next year's crop!" Next year came, Bradford looked decent/got hurt, McCoy didn't impress/got hurt, Clausen impressed/didn't lead ND anywhere, and Tebow was Tebow.

Despite that, seems like the Rams are going with a QB. Perfectly fine with me.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2363 on:** April 05, 2010, 01:39:35 AM »

Both Bradford and McCoy seem to have done pretty well in the pro day workout.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2364 on:** April 05, 2010, 01:42:43 AM »

Yeah, Bradford will be the first overall pick and McCoy is a sleeper. I see Campbell being shipped off to the Raiders for a draft pick. Haynesworth was trade bait in the McNabb trade, which means he could be shipped. Andre Carter is coming off one of his most productive seasons, but he doesn't fit with the 3-4 defense and I see him being shipped. Cooley is also expendable, simply because we have more pressing needs.

Between those players, I see the Redskins coming up with McCoy and Okung the first two rounds. I imagine they'll draft another lineman or two, a running back and/or DL. I imagine Darren Sharper and Flozell Adams will be signed in due time.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2365 on:** April 05, 2010, 01:43:55 AM »

This also means that Shanny is hedging his bets on the team being competitive for about three years, then passing off a rebuilding project to his son.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2366 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:26:04 AM »

I'm not sold on McCoy. If Bradford is healthy I think he can be good

Clausen has bust written all over him imo. Maybe I just hate ND though, but I watched him for three years

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #2367 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:28:26 AM »

Man, now that McNabb is a Redskin, NFC East matchups are gonna even more awesome (as if they weren't already). My gawd. McNabb playing first string? Or is going to play the role of Drinky trollin' Tebow but still imparting crucial knowledge.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #2368 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:49:51 PM »

Hey, good for you Willco, looks like the Redskins actually have a good QB. Miracles do happen.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2369 on:** April 05, 2010, 02:51:08 PM »

Redskins fans are all angry, I love it.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2370 on:** April 05, 2010, 03:56:15 PM »

Haynesworth got traded, Shanny doesn't fuck around

Enjoy, Raiders nation

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2371 on:** April 05, 2010, 03:58:05 PM »

Oh, boo! Just a prank. $:-\$

I got my hopes up.

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