Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94516 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #900 on:** October 11, 2009, 11:26:38 PM »

I will find out tomorrow, Cotchery is likely out. What an awful weekend for me.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #901 on:** October 12, 2009, 09:46:59 AM »

This is disturbing:

Quarterback Rating Leaders
1. Manning 114.1
2. Manning 111.7

Brehvolution · « **Reply #902 on:** October 12, 2009, 11:33:23 AM »

49ers

:'(

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #903 on:** October 12, 2009, 11:57:48 AM »

Willco am cry- no one with any competency wants to work for Daniel Snyder. In 40 years he'll be Al Davis II.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #904 on:** October 12, 2009, 01:23:00 PM »

I don't think Shanahan rebuffed because he's Daniel Snyder, but probably because he wants full control of the team and Snyder won't do that.

Snyder needs to worry about replacing Ceratto before finding a coach.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #905 on:** October 12, 2009, 02:18:33 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 12, 2009, 01:23:00 PM

I don't think Shanahan rebuffed because he's Daniel Snyder, but probably because he wants full control of the team and Snyder won't do that.

Snyder needs to worry about replacing Ceratto before finding a coach.

That's the one thing Snyder SHOULD do. He could easily hand over the whole organization to a Shanahan/Cowher/Holmgren type figure, but he won't because he's an insane napoleonic dweeb. Ask Arthur Blank if the team is better off now that he's letting Dmitroff and Smitty run it and Mr. Home Depot is just signing checks, the way it should be. The only owner worth paying attention to is Jerry Jones, and that's just for the comedic value.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #906 on:** October 12, 2009, 02:29:38 PM »

That's distinguished mentally-challenged. He has let a coach run the entire organize - twice - and it has not worked out either time.

The organization needs a bonafide GM and Vinny Cerrato is not the answer.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #907 on:** October 12, 2009, 02:36:23 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 12, 2009, 02:29:38 PM

That's distinguished mentally-challenged. He has let a coach run the entire organize - twice - and it has not worked out either time.

The organization needs a bonafide GM and Vinny Cerrato is not the answer.

Yeah, but look at who he's let run the organization.

My ultimate point is that talented football people don't want to work for Snyder- look at how he ended up with Zorn, for the love of god.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #908 on:** October 12, 2009, 02:39:43 PM »

And look, I don't think he's the greatest owner in the world, but he gets a bad rap because he was incredibly overzealous his first couple of years as the owner.

Joe Gibbs had pretty much free reign to do whatever he wanted, and sign whomever he wanted - and look how great that turned out. Marty Schottenheimer also had full control of football operations, and the result was an 8-8 season (although Snyder's move to oust and replace him with Spurrier was awful).

The days of Snyder demanding coaches to start certain players are over. He doesn't even meddle much into front office affairs, save for this week when the consultant was brought in.

He has legitimate weaknesses as an owner:

- He overpays for talent based on a scale of potential and not actual performance.
- He is too friendly with Vinny Cerrato to realize that the guy is rotting the Redskins from the core.
- His friendly relationships with "star" players on the roster can be divisive in the locker room.
- He needs to fire Cerrato and replace him with a real GM.
- Costs at FedEx Field are ridiculous.
- He needs to fire Cerrato.

He didn't "end up" with Zorn. He actually picked Zorn. Zorn was hired as offensive coordinator on John Fassel's recommendation, because Synder said he was going to hire Fassel as coach (this is the second time he pulled this).

Then for some reason, he liked Zorn so much he fucked over Fassel and hired Zorn instead. Snyder could've gotten Fassel or Dennis Green or another "name" coach, but chose Zorn because he liked him so much and thought he had potential.

The reality is that Zorn is in way over his head.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #909 on:** October 12, 2009, 02:41:37 PM »

I believe Snyder also passed on Singletary.

... I think if anything, this should be more proof that he needs to hire a real GM to assist in those decisions. Cerrato cannot gauge talent whatsoever.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #910 on:** October 12, 2009, 02:51:04 PM »

You're thinking he wants someone other than a brainless yes man in that position, tho.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #911 on:** October 12, 2009, 02:57:48 PM »

That isn't really accurate, though. The relationship is friendly, but it is not a role where Snyder can rule by proxy.

Cerrato, himself, made all the bad decisions to draft the team's tandem of failed draft picks at wide receiver, his ridiculous draft pick of a punter in the sixth round last season (cut after a few weeks), etc.

There was no Snyder intervention. Snyder has made his opinion known that he wanted more explosive players, but it was Cerrato's poor talent scouting and lack of GM experience that has led to failures in roster management.

Snyder is at fault for letting a friend run the organization, and not firing him already, but this conspiracy that Ceratto is somehow making the calls for Snyder is a pretty lame one.

People will vilify him for anything, because he went on a spending spree in his youth - which backfired.

As an owner, I will take Daniel Snyder over the majority of the other NFL owners, because he will spend money when he has to. The question is, when will he put it together that he needs a qualified GM.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #912 on:** October 12, 2009, 11:59:06 PM »

Braylon Edwards just made a sick catch. Yes he did.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #913 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:01:34 AM »

Lol overruled suck it Sanchise

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #914 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:04:27 AM »

lol it's not like the Jets didn't score a TD immediately after

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #915 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:10:53 AM »

lol Jets defense

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #916 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:12:50 AM »

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #917 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:25:31 AM »

Everytime Ron Jaworski opens his fucking yapper to suck on Sanchez's cock I want to drive a screwdriver through my ear. It's like the Madden and Favre love affair without the charisma.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #918 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:29:08 AM »

That was quite a PI call there...

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #919 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:31:33 AM »

Jaworski loved the play calling on that last drive....lol. 95% was due to a bogus PI call

Jaws

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #920 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:34:52 AM »

But the playcalling made the PI call happen!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #921 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:43:13 AM »

Jets

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #922 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:44:03 AM »

That's some Mets grade shit right there

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #923 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:45:49 AM »

FML

And that was a terrible Hail Mary, Jesus Christ.

pollo · « **Reply #924 on:** October 13, 2009, 01:01:08 PM »

Nothing in this life is worse than losing to an organization partially owned by J-Lo and Marc Anthony.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #925 on:** October 13, 2009, 02:09:13 PM »

Fuck the Jets!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #926 on:** October 13, 2009, 02:18:01 PM »

lol sanchez

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #927 on:** October 13, 2009, 05:06:06 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero EDGE™ on October 13, 2009, 02:18:01 PM

lol sanchez
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OptimoPeach · « **Reply #928 on:** October 15, 2009, 06:50:40 PM »

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/raiders_achieve_first_down

Quote

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—In an improbable display of competence and a basic execution of football fundamentals, the Oakland Raiders stunned the football world Sunday when running back Michael Bush miraculously rushed for three yards against the Giants and succeeded in converting a first down.

The Raiders, who fearlessly faced a third-and-one situation on their own 22-yard-line, somehow gained the 36 inches needed for an elusive first down, despite numerous obstacles that included a professional NFL defense, owner Al Davis' incompetent personnel decisions, mediocre play-calling, and general ineptitude.

This whole article is awesome

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #929 on:** October 18, 2009, 01:47:43 PM »

Did Frank Caliendo just do blackface?

Himu · « **Reply #930 on:** October 18, 2009, 01:53:29 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero EDGE™ on October 13, 2009, 02:18:01 PM

lol sanchez
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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #931 on:** October 18, 2009, 02:10:41 PM »

smh @ Mandark for not trading Aaron Rogers to me (for Matt Ryan and Steve Breaston!). My entire strategy has always been "start as many people against the Lions as possible." I don't have any Packers today though $:-\$

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #932 on:** October 18, 2009, 04:08:05 PM »

I'm dieing inside

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #933 on:** October 18, 2009, 04:22:05 PM »

I should have started Moss over Steve Smith; Eli isn't doing too well smh

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #934 on:** October 18, 2009, 04:23:04 PM »

I wish we got to see the NYG-NO game in Seattle. No early game on Fox and we're getting the MIN-BAL game on CBS.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #935 on:** October 18, 2009, 04:33:18 PM »

Why is Delhomme still lining up under center/

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #936 on:** October 18, 2009, 04:34:22 PM »

I'm listening to the Det/GB game and it's a disaster. At the start of the season I said Culpepper should start, but with Stafford injured and Culpepper starting these last couple games it's becoming clear he can't play anymore. He doesn't see defenders coming at him, and when he does he constantly takes the sack because he can't fucking move.

The OL isn't great, but Stafford was able to move out of trouble; Culpepper can't

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #937 on:** October 18, 2009, 05:30:33 PM »

What the heck.

Game over in Seattle already.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #938 on:** October 18, 2009, 05:33:38 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on October 18, 2009, 05:30:33 PM

What the heck.

Game over in Seattle already.

I thought this would happen. Not watching that one today.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #939 on:** October 18, 2009, 05:34:04 PM »

It's over for Zorn, methinks.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #940 on:** October 18, 2009, 05:34:57 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on October 18, 2009, 05:33:38 PM

Quote from: distantmantra on October 18, 2009, 05:30:33 PM
What the heck.

Game over in Seattle already.

I thought this would happen. Not watching that one today.

Bloody hell. Arizona takes ten minutes for their first score, then they pull off an onside kick and recover, immediately scoring. Matt fumbles the ball right away, and they're on the way to scoring AGAIN.

WHAT THE HELL.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #941 on:** October 18, 2009, 05:52:14 PM »

The fans are violent here in Washington. I think players could actually be lynched.

... man, I should have started Ray Rice over Chris Johnson. $:-\$

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #942 on:** October 18, 2009, 05:54:34 PM »

Oh look, the Raiders lost another TD to the refs on an incontrovertibly clean play.

I know that was late, but I was trying to think of a way to rephrase my bitching from what I posted on GAF

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #943 on:** October 18, 2009, 05:55:32 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 18, 2009, 05:52:14 PM

The fans are violent here in Washington. I think players could actually be lynched.

... man, I should have started Ray Rice over Chris Johnson. $:-\$

Didn't you do that last week and vow not to mess up again? Dude that happens to me all the time

QB Jesus dicing Seattle

twerd · « **Reply #944 on:** October 18, 2009, 05:57:10 PM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on October 18, 2009, 05:54:34 PM

Oh look, the Raiders lost another TD to the refs on an incontrovertibly clean play.

I know that was late, but I was trying to think of a way to rephrase my bitching from what I posted on GAF

I know how you feel.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #945 on:** October 18, 2009, 06:04:10 PM »

Way to go Tennessee. Chris Jonhson was jobbing the Patriots defense, you give Lendale White the ball and he fumbles. You cost me a potential red zone play, White!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #946 on:** October 18, 2009, 06:14:59 PM »

Dear Tennessee:

Please, give Chris Johnson the ball. Kerry Collins sucks.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #947 on:** October 18, 2009, 06:19:50 PM »

RICHARD SEYMOUR HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOU

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #948 on:** October 18, 2009, 06:21:37 PM »

Okay, Tennessee, listen - I get it.

You're stubborn.

But please, just hand off to Chris Johnson. Kerry Collins is distinguished mentally-challenged and Lendale White is a drunk. Stop turning the ball over, you stupid fucks.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #949 on:** October 18, 2009, 06:23:44 PM »

fucking fuck randy moss finally having a good game and he's on my bench.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #950 on:** October 18, 2009, 06:55:44 PM »

Cutler would have to have an abortion of a game for me to win, smh

Finally bad subs got to me.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #951 on:** October 18, 2009, 06:57:29 PM »

Don't feel bad, I started Chris Johnson over Ray Rice.

The Titans, which have seen like three or four turnovers from giving the ball to Collins or White, refuse to hand the ball to Johnson, despite the fact that he is average 6 yards per carry!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #952 on:** October 18, 2009, 06:58:34 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2009, 06:23:44 PM

fucking fuck randy moss finally having a good game and he's on my bench.

HOW DAYUH YOU DOUBT OWAH DAHKIE! RANDY MOSS MAY BE A NEGRO BUT HE IS OWAH NEGRO- JUST LIKE THAT WELL SPOKEN SKIP GATES! YOU WILL REAP WHAT YOU HAVE SOWN!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #953 on:** October 18, 2009, 07:12:56 PM »

Maybe I forgot how bad/banged up the Titans are. I took a gamble expecting Eli to play well despite his injuries, hence starting Steve Smith. Fail

If only Mandark had accepted my trade

Akala · « **Reply #954 on:** October 18, 2009, 07:21:29 PM »

SAINTS

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #955 on:** October 18, 2009, 07:39:48 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2009, 07:12:56 PM

Maybe I forgot how bad/banged up the Titans are. I took a gamble expecting Eli to play well despite his injuries, hence starting Steve Smith. Fail

If only Mandark had accepted my trade

You idiot, the Titans' entire secondary is injured. If Brady was ever gonna get back to 2007 form, this was the week for it to happen.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #956 on:** October 18, 2009, 07:41:50 PM »

Jesus, Triumph will probably break 200 points this week.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #957 on:** October 18, 2009, 07:42:31 PM »

I dont' play Fantasy Football but I would imagine this is splooge central for anyone that has any of the Pats players, primarily Maroney, Moss and Brady.

Pats fans go Super Saiyan

Himu · « **Reply #958 on:** October 18, 2009, 07:43:29 PM »

@ the Patriots - Titans game

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #959 on:** October 18, 2009, 07:44:19 PM »

Yea Triumph, I fucked up

:'(

And why is Oakland beating Philly. Pass the damn ball to DeSean Jackson, preferably for a td god dammit

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Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94516 times)