Author Topic: Welcome to my fantasy zone. Get Ready! (Bayonetta) (Read 142742 times)

drew · « **Reply #780 on:** January 03, 2010, 08:51:56 PM »

fucking miserable shutin losers that never have anybody over

thats who

bork · « **Reply #781 on:** January 03, 2010, 08:53:05 PM »

Quote from: drew on January 03, 2010, 08:51:56 PM

fucking miserable shutin losers that never have anybody over

thats who

I'm wondering about your previous post!

drew · « **Reply #782 on:** January 03, 2010, 09:13:48 PM »

bork · « **Reply #783 on:** January 03, 2010, 10:32:10 PM »

drew · « **Reply #784 on:** January 03, 2010, 10:39:01 PM »

i wasnt talking about owning dolls and collectable childrens toys, if you want to own that abysmal shit and lock it up behind a steel door in the interior of your house carry on, it doesnt affect me, but when you post screens of that bullcrap littered around your television on the internet i can and will mock you

bork · « **Reply #785 on:** January 03, 2010, 11:04:43 PM »

No, not that!

This:

Quote from: drew on January 03, 2010, 08:39:07 PM

see this is why i hate reading threads before i play a game

i dont care about your killjoy protip thanks but no thanks

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #786 on:** January 03, 2010, 11:08:14 PM »

MGS4 was an exaggeration on purpose, obviously. Not that I care about the story, but the tone was fun at the beginning, then it goes into Japanese hyper-deep emotion super long speeches about jack shit exposition mode in those last few chapters. Just not necessary and it's all blathering nonsense. It just goes on forever and kinda kills the momentum, if you watch it. I'm just trying to help people's enjoyment of the game.

But now all that's behind me and I can just play the fuck out of it because this is the best combat engine ever in an action game, especially after you get the parrying armlet

drew · « **Reply #787 on:** January 03, 2010, 11:12:27 PM »

ok, so let me get this straight, you think im a fucking miserable shut in loser from not wanting to read spoilers and negative comments before i even get to play a game? how does one get that from that

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #788 on:** January 03, 2010, 11:26:07 PM »

was my tip to skip cutscenes a killjoy?

no seriously, if I hear Fly Me to the Moon again, I'm gonna cut off my dick

bork · « **Reply #789 on:** January 03, 2010, 11:26:59 PM »

Quote from: drew on January 03, 2010, 11:12:27 PM

ok, so let me get this straight, you think im a fucking miserable shut in loser from not wanting to read spoilers and negative comments before i even get to play a game? how does one get that from that

I still have no idea what you're talking about.

EDIT-- This?

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on January 03, 2010, 11:26:07 PM

was my tip to skip cutscenes a killjoy?

drew · « **Reply #790 on:** January 03, 2010, 11:33:06 PM »

yeah i dont want to have other peoples negative opinions in my head when i go into something, i can be really ocd over really weird stuff so sorry

lyte edge lets call a truce on the count of confusion (i still have no idea what youre talking about either)

bork · « **Reply #791 on:** January 03, 2010, 11:56:37 PM »

Yeah, okay. I wasn't aware we were e-fighting!

drew · « **Reply #792 on:** January 04, 2010, 12:42:27 AM »

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #793 on:** January 04, 2010, 12:43:59 AM »

I'm so confused.

hard mode = ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

good stuff.

okay, gonna chill on this game a bit. 20 hours in about 3 days...can't remember the last time I've played that much, maybe not ever?

drew · « **Reply #794 on:** January 04, 2010, 12:50:44 AM »

yeah why people do marathons of a game right when it comes out is one of those mysteries in life that i will never understand

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #795 on:** January 04, 2010, 12:53:32 AM »

I'm on break, love the game, and am craving escapism at the moment.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #796 on:** January 04, 2010, 12:55:48 AM »

I dl'ed the demo, will try it soon. Its either this or Mass Effect 2 for my next game purchase

drew · « **Reply #797 on:** January 04, 2010, 12:56:52 AM »

for the love of god get this game instead of that boring voice acting filled sequel to a boring voice acting filled game

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #798 on:** January 04, 2010, 08:02:15 AM »

"In fact, the game itself does stutter into life somewhat, interspersing short bursts of combat with overly-lengthy –though admittedly excellent – cutscenes"

TAKE THAT KRANZ!

"Bayonetta is so over the top, it's down the other side, through the earth's crust, straight through its core and out the other end. Then it blasts off into space."

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #799 on:** January 04, 2010, 10:47:13 AM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on January 04, 2010, 08:02:15 AM

"In fact, the game itself does stutter into life somewhat, interspersing short bursts of combat with overly-lengthy –though admittedly excellent – cutscenes"

TAKE THAT KRANZ!

is that from a review by Tasteless Otaku magazine?

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #800 on:** January 04, 2010, 10:50:10 AM »

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/video-games/6930584/Bayonetta-video-game-review.html

Eric P · « **Reply #801 on:** January 04, 2010, 10:54:47 AM »

well i'm sold

Ichirou · « **Reply #802 on:** January 04, 2010, 11:06:09 AM »

I didn't know the Telegraph reviewed video games, wtf?

10/10

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #803 on:** January 04, 2010, 11:11:01 AM »

They were talking about the beginning of the game:

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In fact, the game itself does stutter into life somewhat, interspersing short bursts of combat with overly-lengthy –though admittedly excellent – cutscenes. However, it doesn’t take long for that initial layer of fat to be trimmed and the fighting system begins to reveal its majesty.

I was talking about the end.

She looks like a Kaneko character in this pic:

Jansen · « **Reply #804 on:** January 04, 2010, 11:24:35 AM »

about how long is the longest cutscene? comparisons to metal gear suckage 4 make me instantly think of unbearably long 90min cutscenes.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #805 on:** January 04, 2010, 11:27:31 AM »

I think about 15 minutes or so. It's not so much about the length. The frequency of them just gets higher.

Just skip every cutscene in chapter 16 (the last chapter) and you'll be fine.

Ichirou · « **Reply #806 on:** January 04, 2010, 11:28:53 AM »

Longest cut scene is like four minutes I think.

EDIT: Sorry, Kranz, no way the cut scenes are 15 minutes long, aside from the ones in the epilogue/ending!

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #807 on:** January 04, 2010, 11:30:48 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on January 04, 2010, 11:28:53 AM

Longest cut scene is like four minutes I think.

EDIT: Sorry, Kranz, no way the cut scenes are 15 minutes long, aside from the ones in the epilogue/ending!

that guy's speeches in the end felt like 3 hours long

Ichirou · « **Reply #808 on:** January 04, 2010, 11:33:17 AM »

You're being a little hyperbolic.

4 minutes, maybe 5 at most. There are some lengthier cut scenes in the epilogue and ending, but that's the end of the game, so that's where all the loose ends get tied up.

And again, it didn't really bother me because I liked the characters and how everything was going...man, I just hope the game sells well enough to warrant a sequel.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #809 on:** January 04, 2010, 11:36:16 AM »

me too. it's already moved a couple hundred thousand in Japan. if it can do the same in the US and Europe, they'll be in good shape. That would also make it their best selling game between all Clover and Platinum releases, right? unless VJ1 did well...

Ichirou · « **Reply #810 on:** January 04, 2010, 11:38:07 AM »

Game deserves to sell at least a million worldwide, IMO. It's so good.

bork · « **Reply #811 on:** January 04, 2010, 06:39:17 PM »

The latest Entertainment Weekly has Bayonetta listed in their top 10 "must" list.

Ichirou · « **Reply #812 on:** January 04, 2010, 07:18:54 PM »

Awesome. It's not on their website, though. Any link to scans?

Rman · « **Reply #813 on:** January 04, 2010, 07:33:09 PM »

I paid this off at GS. Picking it up tomorrow.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #814 on:** January 04, 2010, 11:05:38 PM »

People are always in agreement about video game stories sucking and being completely devoid of artistic value (no need to post, Mr. "but what about SOTC and ICO?" guy) then when I actually call some games to task, obvious offenders like Bayonetta, I get jumped on by like 100 people about how I'm wrong.

"video game stories always suck, they should hire some actual writers."
"I know man."
"I mean, look at how bad MGS4 is"
"LOL NO. That story was awosum!"

demi · « **Reply #815 on:** January 04, 2010, 11:12:43 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on January 04, 2010, 11:05:38 PM

People are always in agreement about video game stories sucking and being completely devoid of artistic value (no need to post, Mr. "but what about SOTC and ICO?" guy) then when I actually call some games to task, obvious offenders like Bayonetta, I get jumped on by like 100 people about how I'm wrong.

"video game stories always suck, they should hire some actual writers."
"I know man."
"I mean, look at how bad MGS4 is"
"LOL NO. That story was awosum!"

Metal Gear 4 is garbage, I didnt read this

maxy · « **Reply #816 on:** January 05, 2010, 10:49:10 AM »

I just defeated

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Jeanne(last fight with her)

[close]

,no accessories,no items,just me and that

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bitch

[close]

It was beyond amazing,the amount of evading,attacking,running,hitting the right qte was simply insane.

Near the end,i have lost the feel of my hands...so much pain...it was literally,either me or you

Beezy · « **Reply #817 on:** January 05, 2010, 10:54:47 AM »

TRU isn't getting it in until the afternoon. I couldn't wait that long, so I just bought it from Gamestop.

iconoclast · « **Reply #818 on:** January 05, 2010, 10:58:04 AM »

Quote from: maxy on January 05, 2010, 10:49:10 AM

It was beyond amazing,the amount of evading,

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attacking,

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hitting the right qte

maxy · « **Reply #819 on:** January 05, 2010, 11:20:15 AM »

Quote from: iconoclast on January 05, 2010, 10:58:04 AM

Quote from: maxy on January 05, 2010, 10:49:10 AM
It was beyond amazing,the amount of evading,

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attacking,

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hitting the right qte

Oh i didn't mention,you don't have to go into "qte mode" if you don't want to,no penalties

But there are benefits if doing it properly

This always stands for fighting qte...cinematic qte are easy

demi · « **Reply #820 on:** January 05, 2010, 11:57:38 AM »

HOLY SHIT I HAVE IT

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #821 on:** January 05, 2010, 12:10:41 PM »

OMG CAN I TALK ABOUT ICE SKATES NOW? I don't want to ruin Drewsy's playthrough by talking about ICE SKATES or how cut scenes suck or how Bayonetta gets new weapons and fights enemies.

maxy · « **Reply #822 on:** January 05, 2010, 12:20:20 PM »

A little tip,maybe somebody mentioned it earlier...

While loading,when you see Bayonetta and combo list,press "back" and you will go into practice mode...you can test combos there

demi · « **Reply #823 on:** January 05, 2010, 12:23:08 PM »

I LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #824 on:** January 05, 2010, 01:11:30 PM »

Glad you guys are enjoying it.

demi · « **Reply #825 on:** January 05, 2010, 01:14:30 PM »

Got a couple Pure Platinums already. Game is so cheesy weezy eezy (so far)

Also I love that theres finally exploration. This is one thing that was sorely lacking in DMC3 and 4.

Gonna play it normally, then go back and clean up the goodies.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #826 on:** January 05, 2010, 01:15:20 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 05, 2010, 01:14:30 PM

Got a couple Pure Platinums already. Game is so cheesy weezy eezy (so far)

The first few levels are pretty easy. The difficulty ramps up after that.

drew · « **Reply #827 on:** January 05, 2010, 01:45:41 PM »

got it

Beezy · « **Reply #828 on:** January 05, 2010, 03:00:12 PM »

This game is so sick, but I won't be playing it again until later because my family won't leave me the fuck alone. They always choose the worst time to ask me to do shit.

drew · « **Reply #829 on:** January 05, 2010, 03:28:57 PM »

this game is a lot queerer than i thought itd be, when shes in the graveyard in the white nuns suit and slices it off revealing her black costume

drew · « **Reply #830 on:** January 05, 2010, 03:55:02 PM »

if you keep entering and exiting the gates of hell all the items reappear every time you exit

demi · « **Reply #831 on:** January 05, 2010, 03:58:58 PM »

This Alfeim gate is ridiculous, lmao. "Kill an enemy using only 7 punches and 6 kicks"

edit: I'll just do these after the game

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #832 on:** January 05, 2010, 05:14:34 PM »

Haha I recently did that one, just equip the Sword and do PKP. That's a quick Wicked Weave attack. Just beat Chapter 5.

Love love love.

drew · « **Reply #833 on:** January 05, 2010, 05:14:43 PM »

im at this metal wall i cant get through, it says to use a temporal witch power, and i keep trying combos with those fists, but it doesnt work, what am i suppossed to do?

Beezy · « **Reply #834 on:** January 05, 2010, 05:17:23 PM »

Quote from: drew on January 05, 2010, 05:14:43 PM

im at this metal wall i cant get through, it says to use a temporal witch power, and i keep trying combos with those fists, but it doesnt work, what am i suppossed to do?

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Lift one of the two statues at the entrance of that hallway/corridor and run back to that wall before the timer ends.

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You should know what to do from there.

drew · « **Reply #835 on:** January 05, 2010, 05:17:56 PM »

oh, i didnt even see that, thanks

demi · « **Reply #836 on:** January 05, 2010, 05:35:14 PM »

A guy on my friend list just voice chatted me about that. He was PISSED. Like "I've been doing this for 10 minutes and I cant get through!"

A lot of people are gonna get turned off by a wall

Beezy · « **Reply #837 on:** January 05, 2010, 05:39:04 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 05, 2010, 05:35:14 PM

A guy on my friend list just voice chatted me about that. He was PISSED. Like "I've been doing this for 10 minutes and I cant get through!"

A lot of people are gonna get turned off by a wall

drew · « **Reply #838 on:** January 05, 2010, 05:51:14 PM »

should i be saving up for bracelets or buying techniques?

i really want the heel slide

Ichirou · « **Reply #839 on:** January 05, 2010, 05:53:40 PM »

Buy some techniques first, then after you have the ones you want most, save up for bracelets.

In the later chapters, you start earning more halos.

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Author Topic: Welcome to my fantasy zone. Get Ready! (Bayonetta) (Read 142742 times)