Author Topic: Welcome to my fantasy zone. Get Ready! (Bayonetta) (Read 142358 times)

MCD · « **Reply #420 on:** December 06, 2009, 03:28:43 PM »

my girlfriend got all wet after watching me play the demo.

what about your girls, bore?

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #421 on:** December 06, 2009, 03:29:26 PM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #422 on:** December 06, 2009, 03:31:16 PM »

Quote from: MCD on December 06, 2009, 03:28:43 PM

my girlfriend got all wet after watching me play the demo.

what about your girls, bore?

GAF?

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #423 on:** December 06, 2009, 03:55:30 PM »

Quote from: MCD on December 06, 2009, 03:28:43 PM

my girlfriend got all wet after watching me play the demo.

what about your girls, bore?

one of my girlfriends was all hot and bothered by it and the other girlfriend was highly offended and then they started fighting and ripping each other's clothes off right in front of me and then we all started getting it on and my third girlfriend got naked and started squirting chocolate syrup over the three of us as we laid on the floor. Did I mention I have four girlfriends? The fourth one wasn't there.

MCD · « **Reply #424 on:** December 06, 2009, 04:12:40 PM »

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #425 on:** December 06, 2009, 04:19:57 PM »

well, I should clarify...by "girlfriends," I meant "animatronic real dolls"

MCD · « **Reply #426 on:** December 06, 2009, 04:26:23 PM »

you too?

bork · « **Reply #427 on:** December 06, 2009, 04:37:56 PM »

bork · « **Reply #428 on:** December 06, 2009, 04:47:55 PM »

Quote from: Kolgar

My girlfriend gave this gave this game some serious consideration after watching me play the demos, and her final verdict is it's cute and she'd enjoy watching me play it.

She doesn't get all the objections about objectifying women or focusing too much on sexuality. She just likes seeing a sexy female lead kick ass.

I think that's the trick: To not take this game seriously. Tongue in cheek for the win!

Because damn, I don't know how else to take those hilarious "lipstick smooches" the game uses for lock ons.

Played both versions now, and the 360 one twice. The game is fun and the action vacillates between awesome and laugh-out-loud funny.

Consider it bought!

Quote from: goldenpp72

My girl didn't find this game offensive at all either btw, I do think this is more sensitive men than a problem with women.

Glad some GAFfers aren't crazy!

Bildi · « **Reply #429 on:** December 06, 2009, 07:45:00 PM »

I played the demo and having not really enjoyed DMC after the first I wasn't sure what to expect. Holy fuck this game is ridiculously enjoyable. I haven't enjoyed a demo this much all year.

This could be GOTY shit.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #430 on:** December 06, 2009, 07:48:54 PM »

The game is so much better than the demo. It's definitely making my best of 2009 list.

bork · « **Reply #431 on:** December 06, 2009, 08:44:52 PM »

Fuckin' slaughters everything else like it.

Scratch GoW3 off the list!

Bildi · « **Reply #432 on:** December 07, 2009, 12:57:08 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on December 06, 2009, 07:48:54 PM

The game is so much better than the demo. It's definitely making my best of 2009 list.

In what ways is it better? I loved everything about the fighting system, and found the environments really attractive in the demo.

bork · « **Reply #433 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:19:38 AM »

Read this thread!

Everything just keeps getting crazier and more over the top. There's a shitload more moves and weapons you can use and more abilities you can get that aren't in the demo. Boss fights are INSANE in scale. Enemies fight more aggressively as you progress.

Bildi · « **Reply #434 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:04:38 AM »

I did have a scan through the thread, but admittedly not a very thorough one.

Thanks for the info - I would have been more than happy with the moves I've tried thus far, so it's awesome to hear there's loads more. I though the game would be OK but I had no idea I'd be so blown away by it.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #435 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:11:54 AM »

Quote from: the lyte edge™ on December 07, 2009, 01:19:38 AM

Read this thread!

Everything just keeps getting crazier and more over the top. There's a shitload more moves and weapons you can use and more abilities you can get that aren't in the demo. Boss fights are INSANE in scale. Enemies fight more aggressively as you progress.

jesus i need this game now

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #436 on:** December 09, 2009, 12:13:54 AM »

holy fucking boss fight:
http://zoome.jp/violet/diary/316/

Bildi · « **Reply #437 on:** December 09, 2009, 01:20:29 AM »

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Beezy · « **Reply #438 on:** December 09, 2009, 01:40:26 AM »

archie4208 · « **Reply #439 on:** December 09, 2009, 01:56:13 AM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 09, 2009, 01:52:16 AM

God of War III is going to look so lame after this

Shame that Bayonetta PS3 is so gimped. Stards will be championing GoW3 over the superior game because of silly fanboy loyalty. $:-\$

Bildi · « **Reply #440 on:** December 09, 2009, 02:14:42 AM »

God of War is a different genre - the exclusive-game-brigade will still champion it though.

Bildi · « **Reply #441 on:** December 09, 2009, 02:38:18 AM »

I'm happy being pretty fucking specific.

Bildi · « **Reply #442 on:** December 09, 2009, 02:58:53 AM »

Sure. Action/adventure as a genre is fine but it certainly covers a lot of ground. Say:

Zelda -------------------- God of War ----------------- Bayonetta/DMC/Ninja Gaiden

chronovore · « **Reply #443 on:** December 09, 2009, 07:33:47 AM »

I can't believe you'd put Kratos near Link like that.

...Then again, Kratos would have put a definitive end to Ganon.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #444 on:** December 09, 2009, 09:13:57 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on December 09, 2009, 02:58:53 AM

Sure. Action/adventure as a genre is fine but it certainly covers a lot of ground. Say:

Zelda -------------------- God of War ----------------- Bayonetta/DMC/Ninja Gaiden

has elements of both ends of the spectrum, but doesn't do them nearly as well as the game that it borrows them from

Brehvolution · « **Reply #445 on:** December 09, 2009, 09:35:42 AM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on December 09, 2009, 12:13:54 AM

holy fucking boss fight:
http://zoome.jp/violet/diary/316/

"It's a celebration, bitches."

Bildi · « **Reply #446 on:** December 09, 2009, 07:17:50 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on December 09, 2009, 07:33:47 AM

I can't believe you'd put Kratos near Link like that.

...Then again, Kratos would have put a definitive end to Ganon.

I'm sure a gamefaqs poll has covered this very issue!

bork · « **Reply #447 on:** December 09, 2009, 08:26:53 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on December 09, 2009, 02:58:53 AM

Sure. Action/adventure as a genre is fine but it certainly covers a lot of ground. Say:

Zelda -------------------- God of War ----------------- Bayonetta/DMC/Ninja Gaiden

No. Zelda is a different kind of game. God Of War, DMC, and NG are the same genre. And Bayonetta is god tier, above all of them.

Bildi · « **Reply #448 on:** December 09, 2009, 08:30:52 PM »

The first 3D Ninja Gaiden is also god tier. But Bayonetta may be a little higher in the tier - I will have to wait and see.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #449 on:** December 09, 2009, 09:13:38 PM »

Bayonetta shits on all of you.

iconoclast · « **Reply #450 on:** December 09, 2009, 09:21:20 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 09, 2009, 09:06:13 PM

Quote from: Bildi on December 09, 2009, 08:30:52 PM
The first 3D Ninja Gaiden is also god tier. But Bayonetta may be a little higher in the tier - I will have to wait and see.

Yeah, the second 3D Ninja Gaiden (NGB) is the one that's god tier. What a silly mistake

Bildi · « **Reply #451 on:** December 09, 2009, 09:21:53 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 09, 2009, 09:06:13 PM

Quote from: Bildi on December 09, 2009, 08:30:52 PM
The first 3D Ninja Gaiden is also god tier. But Bayonetta may be a little higher in the tier - I will have to wait and see.

Ninja Gaiden owns your God-of-War-mentioning ass.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #452 on:** December 09, 2009, 09:38:24 PM »

NG, DMC, and Bayonetta are all in the God Tier Action genre. Ironically, God of War is in the Thinking Bro's Action genre.

Draft · « **Reply #453 on:** December 09, 2009, 09:43:02 PM »

NGB remains the definitive 3D action game.

I hope Bayonetta dethrones it, however.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #454 on:** December 09, 2009, 09:44:19 PM »

Quote from: Draft on December 09, 2009, 09:43:02 PM

NGB remains the definitive 3D action game.

I hope Bayonetta dethrones it, however.

It totally does. It's so damn awesome.

Bildi · « **Reply #455 on:** December 09, 2009, 10:07:26 PM »

Even just from the demo I get the impression Bayonetta has a good chance of topping NGB.

Dammit SEGA - why didn't you make the 360 JAP version region free.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #456 on:** December 09, 2009, 11:08:36 PM »

PLayed the demo and the words 'button masher' comes to mind. This set of words was a detriment to GoW and other Playstation exclusives in the past 2 years.

Long story short, Pass. Can't believe I wasted time creating an email account to vote for Mike Pierce.

demi · « **Reply #457 on:** December 09, 2009, 11:09:22 PM »

Silly casuals

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #458 on:** December 09, 2009, 11:10:54 PM »

Oh wow, people hating on God of War, oh look, these people are xbots.

Bildi · « **Reply #459 on:** December 09, 2009, 11:25:35 PM »

God of War was great and I spent my hard-earned cash to import the superior NTSC version at launch. I ain't hatin'!

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Quote from: Zero Hero EDGE™ on December 09, 2009, 11:08:36 PM

PLayed the demo and the words 'button masher' comes to mind. This set of words was a detriment to GoW and other Playstation exclusives in the past 2 years.

Long story short, Pass. Can't believe I wasted time creating an email account to vote for Mike Pierce.

:'(

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #460 on:** December 09, 2009, 11:50:35 PM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #461 on:** December 10, 2009, 12:55:37 AM »

Bayonetta is so not a button masher. Button mashing won't get you very far, the dodge mechanic and witch time are pretty essential to kickin' ass.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #462 on:** December 10, 2009, 01:10:08 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero EDGE™ on December 09, 2009, 11:08:36 PM

PLayed the demo and the words 'button masher' comes to mind. This set of words was a detriment to GoW and other Playstation exclusives in the past 2 years.

Long story short, Pass. Can't believe I wasted time creating an email account to vote for Mike Pierce.

:'( :'( :'(

So I just played the 360 demo and I must be blind because besides it being more vivid, I don't see anything different.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #463 on:** December 10, 2009, 11:12:51 AM »

I was just kidding about all that Junpei.

The game looks fantastic and plays well. It's just not for me.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #464 on:** December 11, 2009, 09:03:55 AM »

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demi · « **Reply #465 on:** December 11, 2009, 09:16:19 AM »

^ lol, nice tearing

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #466 on:** December 11, 2009, 09:48:00 AM »

N'Gai says God of War 3 is the most amazing thing ever. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=382011

I can't help but feel this game will get slaughtered in sales.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #467 on:** December 11, 2009, 09:50:07 AM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMud on December 11, 2009, 09:48:00 AM

N'Gai says God of War 3 is the most amazing thing ever. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=382011

I can't help but feel this game will get slaughtered in sales.

You're stupid.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #468 on:** December 11, 2009, 09:51:47 AM »

I know, i'm just sharing my thoughts on Bayonetta, which is launching around the same time as God of War 3.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #469 on:** December 11, 2009, 09:55:24 AM »

A. We all know that a mega franchise that is exclusive to one platform will outsell (crush) a new IP from Sega of all people.
B. Why should I or anybody care what N'Gai says about anything.

Third · « **Reply #470 on:** December 11, 2009, 09:57:13 AM »

Who is N'gai???

I have to say Bayonetta looks more interesting with each new footage shown. I like the platforming bits and the set pieces are very original.

demi · « **Reply #471 on:** December 11, 2009, 09:59:28 AM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMud on December 11, 2009, 09:51:47 AM

I know, i'm just sharing my thoughts on Bayonetta, which is launching around the same time as God of War 3.

Release date(s) NA March 2010

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #472 on:** December 11, 2009, 10:00:04 AM »

Quote from: Third on December 11, 2009, 09:57:13 AM

Who is N'gai???

N'Gai Croal.

One of many media gaming personalities that GAF thinks bring credibility and redeems their nerdy hobby.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #473 on:** December 11, 2009, 10:02:16 AM »

wait when does bayonetta come out? soon?

archie4208 · « **Reply #474 on:** December 11, 2009, 10:04:31 AM »

Bayonetta comes out in like 3 weeks. January 3, to be exact.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #475 on:** December 11, 2009, 10:09:34 AM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMud on December 11, 2009, 09:48:00 AM

N'Gai says God of War 3 is the most amazing thing ever. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=382011

I can't help but feel this game will get slaughtered in sales.

notice the locked NPD thread? nobody cares.

demi · « **Reply #476 on:** December 11, 2009, 10:44:30 AM »

I didnt. Now I do. That's why I need you

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #477 on:** December 11, 2009, 12:27:50 PM »

Bullshit, but how is Dante's Inferno?

Beezy · « **Reply #478 on:** December 11, 2009, 12:43:05 PM »

Why do people keep mentioning the inferior GoW3 in this thread? Leper this filth.

Beezy · « **Reply #479 on:** December 11, 2009, 12:47:34 PM »

Not you fool, that mud bitch.

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Author Topic: Welcome to my fantasy zone. Get Ready! (Bayonetta) (Read 142358 times)