THIS IS FUCK AWESOME.
This one Female Pig has a daughter named Ireland, and soon after giving birth to whatever-the-fuck-gender-Ireland-is her husband COMMITTED SUICIDE. COME ON YOU WHORE. Not only do you have a kid, but you MADE YOUR HUSBAND COMMIT SUICIDE. Who will ever love you? You are unlovable. No man with a brain will give you a chance to be the next to kill himself. Commit suicide, bitch. Your life is over.
Then again, The Bachelor is a fuckin hillbilly hayseed from Iowa, so you probably win in the end, whore.