Author Topic: "Those Damn Yankees!" The Official 'Bore MLB 2009 Postseason Thread (Read 20602 times)

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #240 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:20:37 PM »

Clutch

Bocsius · « **Reply #241 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:24:02 PM »

Tex, this is your moment.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #242 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:25:12 PM »

to strike out

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #243 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:25:18 PM »

Bocsius · « **Reply #244 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:25:37 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #245 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:26:00 PM »

Yay!

I hope the Yankees' starting pitchers' arms fall off, and they lose this entire series.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #246 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:26:34 PM »

Teixeira

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #247 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:27:05 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 02, 2009, 11:26:00 PM

Yay!

I hope the Yankees' starting pitchers' arms fall off,

It could happen, they're not getting much rest between starts.

Quote

and they lose this entire series.

Oh man I hope it happens, but it's pretty unlikely.

Bocsius · « **Reply #248 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:27:16 PM »

Hey, Teixeira, there's a championship series going on. It would be nice if you decided to participate in it.

Of course, you're not the only one.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #249 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:28:26 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #250 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:28:55 PM »

There will be a reckoning in New York. A reckoning, I tell you.

And the Yankees will sit in their new ballpark, a monument to their excess, crying bitter tears as their overpaid, useless players sulk in the dugout.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #251 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:29:51 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 02, 2009, 11:28:55 PM

There will be a reckoning in New York. A reckoning, I tell you.

And the Yankees will sit in their new ballpark, a monument to their excess, crying bitter tears as their overpaid, useless players sulk in the dugout.

Beezy · « **Reply #252 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:37:49 PM »

I thought you guys should know that NYC lives off hate.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #253 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:39:19 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on November 02, 2009, 11:37:49 PM

I thought you guys should know that NYC lives off hate.

I don't think any of us a give a shit.

Beezy · « **Reply #254 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:40:31 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #255 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:41:16 PM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #256 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:42:36 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 02, 2009, 11:41:16 PM

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Dear Chase,

I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you someday. It would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you, but I think you would be impressed by my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about. And more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. And I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends. I’m sure our relationship would be a real home run!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #257 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:26:15 AM »

Cajole is confused- Chutley is neither latino nor a Met.

As for the MVP of the Series, it's gonna end up being Rivera after he nails a 2 inning save in game 6. Book it!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #258 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:35:12 AM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on November 03, 2009, 12:26:15 AM

Cajole is confused- Chutley is neither latino nor a Met.

Could have stopped after Latino!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #259 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:36:28 AM »

Utley is just too fucking good, Triumph. And he gets no respect at all. Even tonight, after he hits two HR, drives in 4 RBIs, and scores 3 runs, Cliff Lee gets player of the game from FOX instead. I have to make up for this injustice by letting people know how fucking awesome he is.

I posted this a month and a half ago

http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/blog/2009/09/18/if-he-played-for-any-other-team-chase-utley-would-be-my-favorite-baseball-player/

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #260 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:38:23 AM »

David Wright or Chase Utley?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #261 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:39:37 AM »

Subjectively, Wright.

Objectively, Utley.

:'(

Before this season I could have said Wright straight-up, but fuck this season was terrible. Well, not terrible, but not only did he lose his power, he's gotten worse in the field.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #262 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:40:50 AM »

Quote from: Willco on November 03, 2009, 12:38:23 AM

David Wright or Chase Utley?

or

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #263 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:41:47 AM »

GODDAMN IT

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #264 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:42:58 AM »

I HATE THIS SEASON

FUCK

Himu · « **Reply #265 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:43:05 AM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #266 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:43:46 AM »

Why are we even comparing a singles hitter to Utley?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #267 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:44:41 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 03, 2009, 12:42:58 AM

I HATE THIS SEASON

FUCK

Yeah, you finished behind the Braves.

THE BRAVES.

Himu · « **Reply #268 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:46:08 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 03, 2009, 12:42:58 AM

I HATE THIS SEASON

FUCK

At least your team's not the Lastros.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #269 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:47:18 AM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on November 03, 2009, 12:44:41 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 03, 2009, 12:42:58 AM
I HATE THIS SEASON

FUCK

Yeah, you finished behind the Braves.

THE BRAVES.

I was looking for some YouTube video that was put together chronicling the Mets' embarrassing season, but it was no doubt taken down. It was perfect when set to Requiem for a Dream music.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #270 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:47:54 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 03, 2009, 12:46:08 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 03, 2009, 12:42:58 AM
I HATE THIS SEASON

FUCK

At least your team's not the Lastros.

Not like the Astros were picked to win the World Series by SI or anything.

And it's not like the Mets have a fucking prayer of beating out the Phillies next year.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #271 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:50:52 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 03, 2009, 12:47:18 AM

Quote from: The Card Cheat on November 03, 2009, 12:44:41 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 03, 2009, 12:42:58 AM
I HATE THIS SEASON

FUCK

Yeah, you finished behind the Braves.

THE BRAVES.

I was looking for some YouTube video that was put together chronicling the Mets' embarrassing season, but it was no doubt taken down. It was perfect when set to Requiem for a Dream music.

The Mets has lobby to take it down?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #272 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:13:58 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 03, 2009, 12:47:54 AM

Quote from: Himuro on November 03, 2009, 12:46:08 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 03, 2009, 12:42:58 AM
I HATE THIS SEASON

FUCK

At least your team's not the Lastros.

Not like the Astros were picked to win the World Series by SI or anything.

And it's not like the Mets have a fucking prayer of beating out the Phillies next year.

...you're probably gonna finish behind us too if we're able to hit at all, seeing as how we have BADASS STARTING PITCHING and all.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #273 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:16:14 AM »

OLIVER PEREZ 2010 COMEBACK PLAYER OF THE YEAR

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #274 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:21:10 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 03, 2009, 01:16:14 AM

OLIVER PEREZ 2010 COMEBACK PLAYER OF THE YEAR

Only when he's pitching against us.

Hollywood · « **Reply #275 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:59:14 AM »

Well there's a Game 6, I doubt if they can take it to 7 but I'm just glad there's a World Series that is going past 5 games unlike the last several shitty WS.

2004    Boston Red Sox 4–0    St. Louis Cardinals
2005    Chicago White Sox    4–0    Houston Astros
2006    St. Louis Cardinals    4–1    Detroit Tigers
2007    Boston Red Sox       4–0    Colorado Rockies
2008    Philadelphia Phillies    4–1    Tampa Bay Rays

Akala · « **Reply #276 on:** November 03, 2009, 03:27:04 AM »

Ganhyun · « **Reply #277 on:** November 03, 2009, 10:10:33 PM »

As a Braves fan, I dislike the Phillies since they are in our division, but I LOATHE the Yankees so I'm hoping the Phillies manage to win out.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #278 on:** November 03, 2009, 11:23:25 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on November 03, 2009, 11:18:25 PM

this is going to game 7 gents.

Yankee fans to be panty wetting too.

I'm still shocked that XFE, a Brit, has some interst in baseball....

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #279 on:** November 04, 2009, 03:58:48 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #280 on:** November 04, 2009, 04:00:14 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #281 on:** November 04, 2009, 07:53:24 PM »

I wonder if Centaur-Rod shows up tonight!

Bocsius · « **Reply #282 on:** November 04, 2009, 08:48:06 PM »

Missed the first two innings. Looks like Matsu.i has already made his presence known.

tiesto · « **Reply #283 on:** November 04, 2009, 08:53:16 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on November 03, 2009, 11:18:25 PM

this is going to game 7 gents.

Yankee fans to be panty wetting too.

I'm gonna be making a Yankee fan's panties wet this weekend

Bocsius · « **Reply #284 on:** November 04, 2009, 08:58:36 PM »

2 on for you, Tex. Only 1 out. This is the world freaking series.

Show up.

edit: OK, I'll give you a pass here. Pedro obviously did. Bases juiced for Centaur Playboy.

edit: struck out looking. 2 outs, Ma.tsui up.

Bocsius · « **Reply #285 on:** November 04, 2009, 09:06:23 PM »

Godzilla 4
Phillies 1

Ganhyun · « **Reply #286 on:** November 04, 2009, 09:06:57 PM »

left pedro in too long. Wow, still leaving him in, thats guts.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #287 on:** November 04, 2009, 09:07:35 PM »

Maybe Victorino should have caught that ball.

Bocsius · « **Reply #288 on:** November 04, 2009, 09:08:43 PM »

Matsu.i hasn't seen as many plate appearances since he was only available as a pinch hitter in the 3 games in Philly, but he's hitting .636 in the series.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #289 on:** November 04, 2009, 09:08:53 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 04, 2009, 09:07:35 PM

Maybe Victorino should have caught that ball.

that too.

now, if only howard would wake up so theyd pitch to utley again.

Bocsius · « **Reply #290 on:** November 04, 2009, 09:09:16 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 04, 2009, 09:07:35 PM

Maybe Victorino should have caught that ball.

He figured the short hop was good enough!

Ganhyun · « **Reply #291 on:** November 04, 2009, 09:13:18 PM »

Come on Utley, at least break the HR record.

Damon out of the game. Pulled calf

Bocsius · « **Reply #292 on:** November 04, 2009, 09:13:24 PM »

Damon's out.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #293 on:** November 04, 2009, 09:15:41 PM »

Yeah, imagine if he wasn't taken out for the three games in Philly.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #294 on:** November 04, 2009, 09:20:12 PM »

come on Phillies, u gotta respond this inning. Well, back to back walks help. Now, Feliz, get a hit.

Bocsius · « **Reply #295 on:** November 04, 2009, 09:21:12 PM »

Strikes, dude.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #296 on:** November 04, 2009, 09:21:23 PM »

The ump squeezing Pettite?

Theres a strike.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #297 on:** November 04, 2009, 09:22:55 PM »

well, that sucks.

lol @ Pettite telling what the pitch would be.

Bocsius · « **Reply #298 on:** November 04, 2009, 09:24:06 PM »

Cano, Swisher, and Gardner up for the Skankees in the bottom of the 4th.

In other words, now is the time to go make a sandwich.

And with Damon out, the line-up is much less imposing. Jeetuh is hitting, Mats.ui is a beast, Centaur Playboy is doing OK (forgetting the first two games), but everyone else is decidedly mediocre.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #299 on:** November 04, 2009, 09:36:09 PM »

Nice K for Pettite there.

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Author Topic: "Those Damn Yankees!" The Official 'Bore MLB 2009 Postseason Thread (Read 20602 times)