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OptimoPeach

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We had another variation of this gag simply referred to as the "first foul of the game" bet. While still in the locker room before tip-off, we would make a wager on which of us would call the game's first foul. That referee would either have to pay the ball boy or pick up the dinner tab for the other two referees. Sometimes, the ante would be $50 a guy. Like the technical foul bet, it was hilarious — only this time we were testing each other's nerves to see who had the guts to hold out the longest before calling a personal foul. There were occasions when we would hold back for two or three minutes — an eternity in an NBA game — before blowing the whistle. It didn't matter if bodies were flying all over the place; no fouls were called because no one wanted to lose the bet.

We played this little game during the regular season and summer league. After a game, all three refs would gather around the VCR and watch a replay of the game. Early in the contest, the announcers would say, "Holy cow! They're really letting them play tonight!" If they only knew...
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Are the Mavs going to lose the Clippers?  :-\

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He speaks the truth about the 2002 Lakers/Kings Game 6. Everyone watching that knew it was rigged for the Lakers to win.
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Are the Mavs going to lose the Clippers?  :-\

Nope.
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They should just move the Clippers back to San Diego. Either that or just have them be pre-game entertainment at Lakers games. Kinda like a special olympics version of the globetrotters.
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Who's the worst franchise in California: Raiders or Clippers?
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Clippers. They serve absolutely no purpose. Raiders at least help in the natural selection on the idiots who kill each other in the stands.
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Clippers suck.
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Holy crap Manu Ginobili.

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I saw that this morning, what a weird thing to occur on Halloween. :lol
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Clippers gonna win tonight.  C'mon 1-4!
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Clippers won. 1-4 now. NBA Finals here we come!
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Mavs trailed Utah 67-52 going into the 4th quarter tonight.

They won by 11, 96-85.

26 point swing in one quarter. Most NBA teams struggle to score 26 in one quarter.

edit: the recap isn't up on ESPN yet, but my quick reading of the play-by-play says Nowitzki scored 29 points in the quarter himself. :o
« Last Edit: November 03, 2009, 11:03:27 PM by Bocsius »

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Mavs trailed Utah 67-52 going into the 4th quarter tonight.

They won by 11, 96-85.

26 point swing in one quarter. Most NBA teams struggle to score 26 in one quarter.

edit: the recap isn't up on ESPN yet, but my quick reading of the play-by-play says Nowitzki scored 29 points in the quarter himself. :o

:bow The Big German :bow2
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I went to take a nap and missed dirk score 29 points in the FOURTH.  :-\ :( :'(

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You didn't even post after the Mavs beat the Lakers. I think you secretly jumped the ship.

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You didn't even post after the Mavs beat the Lakers. I think you secretly jumped the ship.

I know you find it easy to post after every one of your team's wins, but it's not as easy when my team wins more than one game a month.  :drake

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J.J. Redick Alert

Through 4 games, Redick is averaging 15.8 PPG in 34.0 MPG, hitting 52.4% of three point attempts. He has scored in double figures all 4 games, including a 27 point night on Sunday.

Adam Morrison has scored 0 points in 3 minutes played, appearing in only one game.
« Last Edit: November 08, 2009, 01:03:16 AM by Bocsius »

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I despise J.J. Redick.
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Dirk was the first player since Shaq in 2001 to go 40/10/5/5.

Dirk's 29 points in the fourth was two shy of Wilt's fourth quarter record of 31. This is the closest Dirk will come to one of Wilt's records, especially his record for most women boned. Dirk does, however, have him beat in cheeseburgers.




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Man, Arenas really blew the game against Miami.
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When I pull him in the bathroom, he pulls his pants down, I was like, whooa. Yeah, and so I ran and started screaming
And she calls herself a pornstar!
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 :lol

Has to be fake

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I just realized that's the dumb bimbo from Celebrity Rehab
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You didn't even post after the Mavs beat the Lakers. I think you secretly jumped the ship.

I know you find it easy to post after every one of your team's wins, but it's not as easy when my team wins more than one game a month.  :drake

TWICE! TWO WINS, ONE MONTH!


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The last time the Kings won three in a row, Barack Obama was just another uppity negro.

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Dampier >> Gortat


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Looks like the Steve Nash MVP campaign has started.  ::)

Yes, the Suns are 7-1, but only two of those wins were against winning teams.
And I don't expect Jason Richardson to hit 60% of his threes or Grant Hill to average nearly 9 boards for the rest of the season.
The team is a mirage.

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so bitter
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How 'bout those Pistons?

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How 'bout those...nm, Winnipeg doesn't have a team
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How 'bout those...nm, Winnipeg doesn't have a team

Winnipeg Bluebombers of the CFL!

And they missed the playoffs.  :'(

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J-E-T-S Jets Jets Coyotes.


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Bring the Jets back!

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I'm not a fan of the Pistons but they seem like they'll be ok once they get healthy.

Honestly I don't have a team inthe NBA. Usually my loyalty goes wherever my favorite player (Shaq) goes. I was a Magic fan, then Lakers, then Heat. But I don't feel like jumping to the Cavs. Never liked the team, and while I think LeBron is an amazing player I can't say I'm a fan
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I'm a fan of the Pistons now that we have a swede on there
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Josh Howard is such a black hole.
edit:
He has eight shot attempts in the the first four and a half minutes of the game.  ::)
« Last Edit: November 11, 2009, 08:49:23 PM by Harry Lime »

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FML

Parker and Duncan aren't playing, yet the Spurs are still kicking the Mavs' asses.

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lol sixers. The Elton Brand trade has to be one of the dumbest trades ever
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lol sixers. The Elton Brand trade has to be one of the dumbest trades ever

smh

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Oh fuck...fuck. It was almost 5am!

I mean FA signing
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Bocsius

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They traded their money for Brand, so the point still stands. :smug

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Re: NBA thread of Oden's lame dance moves and Nowitzki's long, flowing blonde ha
« Reply #104 on: November 14, 2009, 06:45:14 PM »
I don't know. I certainly enjoyed watching that third quarter.  :D
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"this should be against the law"

it is because he traveled :smug
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 :o

Rookie Brandon Jennings went for 55 tonight against Golden State.

The last time a rookie went for that many points was 1968, when Earl Monroe went for 56. What's more impressive? Jennings didn't score in the first quarter.

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Re: NBA thread of Oden's lame dance moves and Nowitzki's long, flowing blonde ha
« Reply #107 on: November 15, 2009, 05:03:28 AM »
Jennings is cool, was looking forward to watching him in the league after seeing Gunnin' For That #1 Spot
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The Warriors sent Stephen Jackson and Acie Law to Charlotte in exchange for Raja Bell and Vladimir Radmanovic.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4659552

Not sure what Charlotte is doing here. They sent two expiring contracts (Bell this year, Radmanovic next year) for a malcontent with a 3-year extension that kicks in next year.

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What are they going to do with expiring contracts? Create cap-room to sign James, Wade, and Bosh?

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If we were talking about the Clippers, they'd parlay those contracts into a max deal with Adam Morrison.

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AI and Memphis annul their marriage

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4661327

Veteran's minimum in Charlotte?

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Dirkxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Dirk!


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AI is a joke.
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Still mad about the Billups trade, I see. Blame Dumars.

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AI is a joke.
He doesn't realize that he's 34.

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He's still capable of playing in the league, and starting on some teams. He's no longer capable of constantly driving to the basket successfully, and he's not a premier shooting guard in the west or east.

Dude wouldn't want to come off the bench for the 85 Celtics. Fuck him
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he's pretty good, alright. who needs AI.
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So much for Kobe being over the hill. And did Pau seriously injure himself while filming his guest spot for CSI? :lol

Anyone know of a good site to stream games for free?
http://veetle.com has streams in HD, but the selection of games is sometimes patchy. Otherwise I just use http://atdhe.net and http://myp2p.eu, but the quality generally sucks.
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