Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk

[Phoenix Dark]

When was the last time you go laid?

4 months ago. You?

Just wondering. Sounds like you're a bit rusty yourself

[Madrun Badrun]

I don't know why PD would ask that question when it's practically impossible for a person to have gone longer than him at this point.

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I did the impossible!

[close]

did?  you mean you're not one of use now?  and the club gets smaller  :'( :'( :'(

[fistfulofmetal]

can i be a member of the club?

[Fresh Prince]

So you admit it then- you're not a virgin?

[CajoleJuice]

can i be a member of the club?

See? You have someone to replace me already!

[drew]

then what do you do?

lie and tell her you love her too

[Madrun Badrun]

Fist, contact secretary New.  There is a one time fee involved and some rules you need to follow such as posting pics on at least a quarterly bases to gain attention that you are otherwise lacking in real life ect.  Pretty standard stuff.  New will send you a brochure.

[Phoenix Dark]

can i be a member of the club?

See? You have someone to replace me already!

Wait, are you saying you got laid. Or are you saying you're older than me, hence you've been a virgin longer

[CajoleJuice]

Both

[Phoenix Dark]

come on dude, you have to tell your story

[Madrun Badrun]

You didn't notice PD.  Juice as been all sly in his talk of late.  He thinks he's better that us now.  I can sense it. 

[CajoleJuice]

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Posting on page 69

[Phoenix Dark]

You didn't notice PD.  Juice as been all sly in his talk of late.  He thinks he's better that us now.  I can sense it. 

I didn't want to believe it  :'(

He probably banged some orange chick anyway

[CajoleJuice]

[fistfulofmetal]

Fist, contact secretary New.  There is a one time fee involved and some rules you need to follow such as posting pics on at least a quarterly bases to gain attention that you are otherwise lacking in real life ect.  Pretty standard stuff.  New will send you a brochure.

i'm out

[Madrun Badrun]

You sure?  It comes with a good dental plan care of PD's dad.

[demi]

If you can't last very long and you prematurely bust a nut inside of her before you've made her come

This is what got you in the rabbit mess in the first place. Quit making illegitimate babbys

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm actually more excited about getting laid than I've ever been. Lots of good advice and inspiration today

gonna check out craigslist

[Fresh Prince]

 

[fistfulofmetal]

fuck all these rules. i'm a member of the club and that's that. DO SOMETHING

[chronovore]

someone I haven't talked with since high school just friended me on Facebook
after a day of deliberation, I accepted
their top status update:

Sarah Palin to Fox? Yes please!

Facebook regret 

I've only got one neocon in my contacts on Facebook,I recently found out how to turn off display from specified users on Facebook. It's like the tech-enabled version of what they do automatically whenever we open our mouths.

[chronovore]

We already talked about watching In Bruges in Bruges

I know what you mean. I went out of my way to read the first few chapters of Neuromancer the first time I visited Chiba.

[Cormacaroni]

We already talked about watching In Bruges in Bruges

I know what you mean. I went out of my way to read the first few chapters of Neuromancer the first time I visited Chiba.

I read it for the first time the week I started living there, weirdly enough. Reality Chiba bore absolutely no resemblance to Fictional Chiba though.

[Bebpo]

I've been depressed all day

Been trying to figure out why since generally I'm doing well.  It's not girl related because I don't care about women right now.  I think it probably started from getting owned by a professor today in an argument.  If I can't even win arguments on the internet how the hell am I going to win arguments against a professor from Harvard.  I feel like I'm not good at winning arguments and I reach a hell of a lot and go on a tangent that has nothing to do with the argument and it just makes me look like an idiot.  Sometimes I feel like I'm a joke character on the internet and I'm worried I'm a joke character irl too  :'(

Also I was wondering why men don't cry in western games, they just shout nooooooooo.  Whereas in Japanese games dudes cry all the time.  MANLY TEARS

[MCD]

> getting owned by a professor from Harvard
> depressed all day

welp

[Flannel Boy]

Solution: Don't go to class.

[Madrun Badrun]

I've been depressed all day

Been trying to figure out why since generally I'm doing well.  It's not girl related because I don't care about women right now.  I think it probably started from getting owned by a professor today in an argument.  If I can't even win arguments on the internet how the hell am I going to win arguments against a professor from Harvard.  I feel like I'm not good at winning arguments and I reach a hell of a lot and go on a tangent that has nothing to do with the argument and it just makes me look like an idiot.  Sometimes I feel like I'm a joke character on the internet and I'm worried I'm a joke character irl too  :'(

Also I was wondering why men don't cry in western games, they just shout nooooooooo.  Whereas in Japanese games dudes cry all the time.  MANLY TEARS

winning arguments doesn't really matter.  Unless you are going to be a lawyer or something.

[Flannel Boy]

annihilated

[Bebpo]

I've been depressed all day

Been trying to figure out why since generally I'm doing well.  It's not girl related because I don't care about women right now.  I think it probably started from getting owned by a professor today in an argument.  If I can't even win arguments on the internet how the hell am I going to win arguments against a professor from Harvard.  I feel like I'm not good at winning arguments and I reach a hell of a lot and go on a tangent that has nothing to do with the argument and it just makes me look like an idiot.  Sometimes I feel like I'm a joke character on the internet and I'm worried I'm a joke character irl too  :'(

Also I was wondering why men don't cry in western games, they just shout nooooooooo.  Whereas in Japanese games dudes cry all the time.  MANLY TEARS

winning arguments doesn't really matter.  Unless you are going to be a lawyer or something.

 

You go to Harvard?

Anyway, just give a couple guys in the class a few bucks to say "Professor __________ annihilated" after every point you make. He'll have to concede or risk getting laughed out of the classroom.

Most law professors at law schools anywhere decent are from top10 schools like Harvard since there aren't many positions and they pay very well.

[Madrun Badrun]

if it makes you feel better I made an ass of myself in my Kant class yesterday.  And I predict I will do the same tomorrow.  --which apparently is already today.  12:30.  I'm going to bed. 

[Phoenix Dark]

meh, school. i want to talk about sex

[Phoenix Dark]

what are tips for lasting longer

[Cormacaroni]

what are tips for lasting longer

don't get pubes stuck in your throat, you'll gag. Apart from that, you should be able to keep going pretty much ad infinitum.

[BlueTsunami]

*PD follows GS's advice*

*9 months later, Little PD is born*

  :zelda

[Raban]

*PD follows GS's advice*

*9 months later, Little PD is born*

Please no.

[Bacchus7]

Yeah, you gotta know your 'sitions. Missionary's boring for me, girl on top is my mainstay (note: you should be doing as much work if not more than the girl in this position), and doggystyle just gets me off like that, which I feel is appropriate for the 'bore, as it's the closest to gaysex.

[MCD]

or just masturbate man.

[Green Shinobi]

*PD follows GS's advice*

*9 months later, Little PD is born*

  :zelda

He'll be like one of those rookies who homers in his first at-bat.

[demi]

I've been depressed all day

Been trying to figure out why since generally I'm doing well.  It's not girl related because I don't care about women right now.  I think it probably started from getting owned by a professor today in an argument.  If I can't even win arguments on the internet how the hell am I going to win arguments against a professor from Harvard.  I feel like I'm not good at winning arguments and I reach a hell of a lot and go on a tangent that has nothing to do with the argument and it just makes me look like an idiot.  Sometimes I feel like I'm a joke character on the internet and I'm worried I'm a joke character irl too  :'(

Also I was wondering why men don't cry in western games, they just shout nooooooooo.  Whereas in Japanese games dudes cry all the time.  MANLY TEARS

Get a cool schtick like fapping to big men, or being a virgin like PD

[MCD]

i heard a taser help, try that PD.

[chronovore]

i saw the one bus girl i used to obsess over today. she was bagging groceries at the local grocery store. needless to say, i won't be thinking about her anymore.

Give me a mother fucking break.

That's fucking pathetic. I know at least 10 chicks that bag groceries for a living that are hotter than Natalie Portman.

I can believe that. When I lived in California, about half the register clerks at Whole Foods looked like they posed for Suicide Girls on the weekends.

what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?

you have got to be joking

well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.

Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?

We already talked about watching In Bruges in Bruges

I know what you mean. I went out of my way to read the first few chapters of Neuromancer the first time I visited Chiba.

I read it for the first time the week I started living there, weirdly enough. Reality Chiba bore absolutely no resemblance to Fictional Chiba though.

There are lots of bartenders with bad teeth though.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I got the job transfer two days ago.

I negotiated more money than they were offering ($3000 a year more), a $5000 relocation package (money is tight and they originally offered $2000 or nothing), and 8% guaranteed overtime.  Plus I still use my personal vehicle so there is another $10,000 a year or so in profit from driving around all of the time for work.

The benefit is that the 60 hour work weeks are done and replaced with 40 a week.  I am going to start my second degree this fall (the company will pay as long as I get a 3.0 or higher).

I start at this new position at March 1st.

[Green Shinobi]

What kind of job was it again?

[brawndolicious]

what's considered too much masturbation, like 3-4 times in a week?

you have got to be joking

well I'm serious, it's a waste of energy if your balls aren't even filled up.

Aren't you the guy that doesn't drink, too? What are you, a complete teetotaler or just a walking non-party, waiting to not-happen?

I have no problem getting inebriated, I just don't like alcohol so I stick with weed.  On masturbation, I don't consider it like a daily habit and I don't really understand why somebody would want to do it that often if they're not going through puberty.

[Reb]

I do it every day I don't get laid, it's a nice relaxing ritual.

[Mupepe]

Nothing relieves stress like loosening your milk stream.

You have the coolest avatar here

[Robo]

I do it every day I don't get laid, it's a nice relaxing ritual.  redundant

[Madrun Badrun]

My philosophy of mind class really sucks.  It has taken use 5 classes to work though 15 pages of the text.  The proof goes though line by line and every comment of his goes like this "But clearly that is  nonsensical.  Searle is making a fundamental mistake.  As I see it there are...".  He has like 3 different points he wants to make and has given each of them like eight times already.  Every time Searle says something consistent with what he said before it my prof takes it as a new challenge that needs to be put down. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Had a brief meeting with my group partner. Split up the work load, shared notes, and shot the breeze a bit. Then I asked if she wanted to meet this weekend and get some stuff done early

me: so wanna meet at the student center this weekend, just to get an early start?
her: uh nah, gonna be busy this weekend
me: ah ok

Oh well, we'll do something together eventually

[Bacchus7]

Let the stalking begin.

[Mupepe]

Shouldn't have tried to use school as an excuse.  It'll cement the "creepy nerdy guy that really wants to meet up to get in my pants but can't ask me out" way she probably already thinks about you! 

just be like "ay, ay say mama.  Let me get in dem draws"

[Phoenix Dark]

It wasn't an excuse per se! I did want to get as much of our projects done early, so I can procrastinate later in the semester of course *daps Malek*

[Mupepe]

Oh!  Nvm then!  instead you should just do most of it by yourself and when you two meet up to work on it, be like "it's all done.  but i got something else for you to work on"

You totally have the look to pull it off.  for real real

[Flannel Boy]

It wasn't an excuse per se! I did want to get as much of our projects done early, so I can procrastinate later in the semester of course *daps Malek*

I prefer to procrastinate during the beginning of the semester.

[Phoenix Dark]

I prefer to get a head start, then start procrastinating later.

[brawndolicious]

You should have given a clear disclaimer that you wanted to meet up early to get it done as soon as possible.  It's actually pretty easy to date a chick you're doing a group project with but I'm not going to go into shinobi detail about it, it's a simple concept that's hard to fuck up if you actually try.

[Mupepe]

It's pretty easy to rape a chick you're doing a group project with but I'm not going to go into shinobi detail about it, it's a simple concept that's hard to fuck up if you actually try.

[brawndolicious]

I just noticed how rape and date have the same vowels.

[Phoenix Dark]

And this man wanted to be a cop