Somebody needs to convey this new improved tactic to the girl from Prole's Gamestop story.
him: "i work for a local window washing company, i handle their contracts and stuff"
her: "oh, i bet that pays well!"
him: <totally lights up> "yeah, i do alright"
her: "i'm not doing much right now myself. but i'm glad i have the time off for final fantasy 13 TEE HEE"
him: <getting closer> "what's final fantasy like? is it good?"
her: <now getting a bit uncomfortable> "oh, uh, yeah, i love it."
him: "well, if you're bored, maybe we could hang out and you could show me or something"
her: "excuse me this is my stop"
him: <deflated, confused> "uh what"
her: <collects items, walks out of store>
him: "..."