Author Topic: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk (Read 798134 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4140 on:** February 28, 2010, 01:54:37 PM »

Eh, that would bother me less. I mean, at least with Kosma, you know she just had a meaningless fling with charismatic Eurotrash. It's not completely demeaning.

Dating a dudebro insults her intelligence, and sleeping with Wrath makes her a homeland security threat.

I'd take Kosma's sloppy seconds over that.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #4141 on:** February 28, 2010, 01:56:36 PM »

I love skeevy hipsters. I'm becoming too old to be one though. :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4142 on:** February 28, 2010, 01:57:27 PM »

That's ridiculous! You're never too old to own a Mac!

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #4143 on:** February 28, 2010, 01:57:50 PM »

Stay classy, EB.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #4144 on:** February 28, 2010, 02:01:33 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on February 28, 2010, 02:00:35 PM

Join the fun.

Apparently anything I penetrate is a homeland security threat.

I'd love to but I have work at 5:30 am. But I'm flying back home tomorrow so fuck yeah to that.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4145 on:** February 28, 2010, 02:02:52 PM »

Please note, I'm not saying that I would take Kosma's sloppy seconds, I'm speaking as if I were in Malek's position. Not all of us have that choice, though.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4146 on:** February 28, 2010, 02:06:23 PM »

Hooligan, please. Need I bring up that one chick that I had to talk you out of seeing? Some of us have standards, Kosma.

Agent Whiskers · « **Reply #4147 on:** February 28, 2010, 02:08:00 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on February 28, 2010, 02:06:18 PM

Quote from: Agent Whiskers on February 28, 2010, 02:01:33 PM
Quote from: Wrath2X on February 28, 2010, 02:00:35 PM
Join the fun.

Apparently anything I penetrate is a homeland security threat.

I'd love to but I have work at 5:30 am. But I'm flying back home tomorrow so fuck yeah to that.
What is home?

Khobar. I'm offshore right now.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4148 on:** February 28, 2010, 02:08:23 PM »

Someone call the FBI right now, they're talking in code.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4149 on:** February 28, 2010, 02:08:46 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on February 28, 2010, 02:02:52 PM

Please note, I'm not saying that I would take Kosma's sloppy seconds, I'm speaking as if I were in Malek's position. Not all of us have that choice, though.

that's brutal.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #4150 on:** February 28, 2010, 02:09:42 PM »

This thread has incidentally convinced me that I have better screenwriting chops than Willco. I will be moving to LA in the spring.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4151 on:** February 28, 2010, 02:10:14 PM »

Hey now, Arvie - not so fast. In the pecking order, I'd put you behind Malek and somewhere in front of am nintenho.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4152 on:** February 28, 2010, 02:10:48 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 28, 2010, 02:09:42 PM

This thread has incidentally convinced me that I have better screenwriting chops than Willco. I will be moving to LA in the spring.

It took you until now to realize this

... Maybe you're not as smart as I thought.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4153 on:** February 28, 2010, 02:58:35 PM »

Man, if there was ever a phrase that is perfect counterpoint to Kosma's standards, it's definitely "quality, not quantity".

elektrikluv · « **Reply #4154 on:** February 28, 2010, 04:17:42 PM »

I'm another person who will also totally be using that

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4155 on:** February 28, 2010, 04:23:00 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 28, 2010, 04:17:42 PM

I'm another person who will also totally be using that

Train conductor: 15?!?!?! Let me see your ID.
Elekrikluv: this is my stop

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4156 on:** February 28, 2010, 04:27:51 PM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on February 28, 2010, 04:23:00 PM

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 28, 2010, 04:17:42 PM
I'm another person who will also totally be using that
Train conductor: 15?!?!?! Let me see your ID.
Elekrikluv: this is my stop

It doesn't count if you are actually on a bus or train though.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #4157 on:** February 28, 2010, 04:36:31 PM »

putting change in a cup as you leave is absolutely essential even if its a bit anachronistic for the roleplay.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4158 on:** February 28, 2010, 04:42:28 PM »

But you play for the bus before you enter, not as you leave! It makes no sense!

The only way that would work is if you say "This is my stop", walk a bit aways, put some change in a drink, and then sit down at a another table while saying out loud "Does this bus go downtown?". Added points if you walk backwards the entire time.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4159 on:** February 28, 2010, 04:48:09 PM »

double leper arvie

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4160 on:** February 28, 2010, 05:04:14 PM »

I feel like I should trademark that phrase before it becomes an Internet meme.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #4161 on:** February 28, 2010, 05:10:29 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 28, 2010, 04:42:28 PM

But you play for the bus before you enter, not as you leave! It makes no sense!

You don't even read my posts anymore $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4162 on:** February 28, 2010, 05:14:57 PM »

I thought someone would quote me and say "This is my stop *walks away".

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4163 on:** February 28, 2010, 05:17:45 PM »

I just sent an e-mail to a girl, and I noticed some time afterwards that it had an Arvie-esque typo in it (I usually proofread these things!). If it wasn't for the fact that it would just come off as awkward, I'd e-mail her an accompanying message that forewarned her about the typo and blamed it on my stupid roommate Arvie, who messed up the public area PC's spellcheck with by modifying it.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #4164 on:** February 28, 2010, 05:19:05 PM »

I just remembered that I've used it before. When being hit on, on the bus, on the tube. But obviously it doesn't have the same effect as in a bar

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4165 on:** February 28, 2010, 05:20:25 PM »

elektrikluv, I think you should use it at a party, when some obnoxious guy comes up to you. Even outside of the bar setting, it still works!

"Hey, you sexy than-"
"Excuse me, this is my stop." [walks away]

elektrikluv · « **Reply #4166 on:** February 28, 2010, 05:22:03 PM »

I like it. Its quick and efficient. And will leave his dumb ass feeling confused!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4167 on:** February 28, 2010, 05:24:04 PM »

Then, as you walk away, flick a quarter into somebody's cup. Pause to stare at Arvie, put on a pair of glasses and say

.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4168 on:** February 28, 2010, 05:30:09 PM »

Where? Timonium? Gaithersburg?

etiolate · « **Reply #4169 on:** February 28, 2010, 06:00:28 PM »

mortdemoi: did I type fuck instead of fact?
mortdemoi: I hope that was a typo
Mom: Yes you typed "fuck." I was a little surprised at your language when writing your mother.
mortdemoi: yeah sorry, that was supposed to be fact
Mom: ok.

=|

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4170 on:** February 28, 2010, 06:18:51 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on February 28, 2010, 06:00:28 PM

mortdemoi: did I type fuck instead of fact?
mortdemoi: I hope that was a typo
Mom: Yes you typed "fuck." I was a little surprised at your language when writing your mother.
mortdemoi: yeah sorry, that was supposed to be fact
Mom: ok.

=|

If it was BrandNew's Mom talking to BrandNew, she probably would have typed "Oh, I had thought my son had finally grown some balls".

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4171 on:** February 28, 2010, 06:19:01 PM »

Valeria Messalina, a girl who just wanted to have some fun.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #4172 on:** February 28, 2010, 07:00:46 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on February 28, 2010, 06:00:28 PM

mortdemoi: did I type fuck instead of fact?
mortdemoi: I hope that was a typo
Mom: Yes you typed "fuck." I was a little surprised at your language when writing your mother.
mortdemoi: yeah sorry, that was supposed to be fact
Mom: ok.

=|

was this an example within a textbook on Freudian slips?

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #4173 on:** February 28, 2010, 07:17:44 PM »

Had a great weekend of snowboarding. I can carve back and forth pretty well at this point. I'm still too much of a chickenshit when I get a lot of speed, but I'm getting more comfortable with it. It's a shame the season is just about over.

Eric P · « **Reply #4174 on:** February 28, 2010, 07:52:02 PM »

i spent all day playing board games with some nerd friends of the GF. it was a hell of a lot of fun

dominion is a killer when you're playing w/ more than two players

the whole dynamic changes

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4175 on:** February 28, 2010, 07:56:46 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on February 28, 2010, 06:00:28 PM

mortdemoi: did I type fuck instead of fact?
mortdemoi: I hope that was a typo
Mom: Yes you typed "fuck." I was a little surprised at your language when writing your mother.
mortdemoi: yeah sorry, that was supposed to be fact
Mom: ok.

=|

You left out the first line.

mortdemoi: mom, let me give you some good, hard fucks

etiolate · « **Reply #4176 on:** February 28, 2010, 08:01:24 PM »

oh god

I was telling a friend about the screwup and she reminded me that if I have kids, I'll be reading their internet talk. I don't want to read my daughter's tweets. Vasectooooooooooomy.

Bildi · « **Reply #4177 on:** February 28, 2010, 08:21:18 PM »

Oh man, that's fact up.

cool breeze · « **Reply #4178 on:** February 28, 2010, 09:54:34 PM »

I've been having mad ADD all day. I can't get any work done. This is ridiculous and this internet shit isn't helping.

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #4179 on:** February 28, 2010, 11:30:23 PM »

God, there is this HOT Korean bartender at one of the bars that I always go to. She is seriously one of the most amazing-looking women I've ever seen. Do want. I feel the way Ichirou must feel at the beginning of the school year when last year's 8th graders have just moved up into his classroom.

Mandark · « **Reply #4180 on:** February 28, 2010, 11:33:59 PM »

Quote from: The Business on February 28, 2010, 11:33:27 PM

But he could probably fuck any of those 8th graders that he wanted, so it's not exactly the same.

Why? He didn't direct Chinatown.

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #4181 on:** February 28, 2010, 11:39:35 PM »

He might go to jail for it, but he still could.

I would probably have a chance with this Korean bartender, but one of my good friends has currently staked his claim and is zeroing in as we speak. Should have made a move earlier.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #4182 on:** March 01, 2010, 12:03:54 AM »

what kind?

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #4183 on:** March 01, 2010, 12:04:06 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 28, 2010, 11:59:42 PM

Tomorrow I start learning Karate!

I did that for a few years. Except it wasn't strictly Japanese karate, it mixed in a few elements of other styles. But we called the instructor "sensei," and he called us "kareteka," and we said "konbawa" at the end of class. We also counted in Japanese during drills. It was a lot of fun.

Bildi · « **Reply #4184 on:** March 01, 2010, 12:12:36 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on March 01, 2010, 12:08:16 AM

I ain't learning no moonspeak, though I hope that my teacher is Asian because I have "Your the best around" on my Sansa.

I hope it's at least spelled correctly in Japanese.

I did karate for a few years when I was a teenager - even if you forget everything else you never really lose the awesome sense of balance it gives you (I mean physical balance, not some spiritual thing).

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #4185 on:** March 01, 2010, 12:22:12 AM »

Green Man, if you want an umbrella word that's a lot more accurate, you could just say "martial arts." Karate is a specific martial art that originated in Japan.

cool breeze · « **Reply #4186 on:** March 01, 2010, 12:26:40 AM »

start wearing weighted clothing, then take if off before you fight

cool breeze · « **Reply #4187 on:** March 01, 2010, 12:28:12 AM »

and yell kaio-ken times ten and have a friend pour red paint on you

cool breeze · « **Reply #4188 on:** March 01, 2010, 12:30:33 AM »

when you start to lose a fight, glue a tail on your butt and say you didn't feel as strong without it

Bildi · « **Reply #4189 on:** March 01, 2010, 12:31:13 AM »

I had coleslaw at lunch and now I'm burping like hell. I think it must've been the cabbage content. The burps feel great though.

Himu · « **Reply #4190 on:** March 01, 2010, 12:33:07 AM »

BREAK ARMS, SNAP DICKS, BREAK HEARTS GREEN MAN

[youtube=560,345]0Sr54ekOkTg[/youtube]

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #4191 on:** March 01, 2010, 12:48:45 AM »

Karate doesn't involve wall-runs, dude.

Try parkour for that kind of shit.

MCD · « **Reply #4192 on:** March 01, 2010, 12:54:11 AM »

you don't need all that shit.

just throw your enemies some money, should do the trick.

Himu · « **Reply #4193 on:** March 01, 2010, 01:02:51 AM »

Sounds like you want to learn ninjutsu or something.

Himu · « **Reply #4194 on:** March 01, 2010, 01:15:50 AM »

You'll be able to get some good skillsets from Tae Kwon Do, but I would have suggested Kung Fu. Oh well.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #4195 on:** March 01, 2010, 01:58:44 AM »

My best mate John is a 5th dan in ninjutsu - he can do the wall running at one point. Not sure if it's still in his repertoire. He also was able to do a backward roll, while holding a pint of beer WITHOUT SPILLING A DROP.

now that's a fucking ninja.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #4196 on:** March 01, 2010, 02:01:14 AM »

This is what he does, btw. Pretty much the only surviving school of, for the want of a better word, ninjutsu.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bujinkan

Himu · « **Reply #4197 on:** March 01, 2010, 02:14:59 AM »

[youtube=560,345]rlBj1GiQaI4[/youtube]

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4198 on:** March 01, 2010, 02:16:01 AM »

real ninjas don't use the papyrus font in their demonstration videos

Himu · « **Reply #4199 on:** March 01, 2010, 02:18:27 AM »

I agree

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