Since he's not on MSN
Hey, Joel, I actually went to the reception.
Cute Girl looks better than ever; in fact, she deserves a new name--hot girl (I'm bad at nicknames). She talked to me. I said something awkward. She laughed. I had nothing. She's still dating a dudebro. Kill me.
Flannel Girl has gained 15 pounds. Didn't go near her, despite her powerful gravitational pull (I'd still do her). Her dudebro is clearly not giving her a good enough workout in the sack.
* Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. cries
PS: stop asking me why I don't go to class, assholes.
PPS: thanks for the free drink card.