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Don Flamenco

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #60 on: November 07, 2009, 01:11:56 AM »
This thread was better when it was about other things.

I kinda like this version.  Feels pretty ambiguous and vaguely undefined. Like a thing with no name wrapped in a veil of secrecy wrapped in Tom Morello

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #61 on: November 07, 2009, 01:14:31 AM »
I would like to note that Chipopo has not been seen in this thread since my proof that he doesn't exist.  Tragically I fear he has popped out of existence on his realization that he doesn't exist. 
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #62 on: November 07, 2009, 01:15:32 AM »
Nah, he exists. I believe all Bore members exist, therefore they do.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #63 on: November 07, 2009, 01:17:50 AM »
Beliefs don't work like that.  Sorry.  But don't worry I PMed Recursive and he said he finished the software version of Chip before he became nothing.  So all's well. 
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #64 on: November 07, 2009, 01:24:52 AM »
And before anyone asks, just because the original doesn't exist doesn't mean the Chip bot doesn't.  Recursive saved to a RAID 0+1 system and non-existence does not constitute as a multidrive failure. 
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #65 on: November 07, 2009, 02:12:13 AM »
Randomly, there were two South African girls at my usual bar tonight. Holy shit, they sounded fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellowed.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #66 on: November 07, 2009, 03:00:46 AM »
Randomly, there were two South African girls at my usual bar tonight. Holy shit, they sounded fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellowed.

WHO CARES WHAT THEY SOUND LIKE
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #67 on: November 07, 2009, 08:56:47 AM »
This thread was better when it was about other things.

I kinda like this version.  Feels pretty ambiguous and vaguely undefined. Like a thing with no name wrapped in a veil of secrecy wrapped in Tom Morello

We need to make an unspoken rule to reduce the twitter talk.  If someone has an inane comment to make, post a spoiler link of a picture of a hot chick, a hot dude, or for demi, a hot bear.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #68 on: November 07, 2009, 01:16:30 PM »
twitter talk is going to be exactly the same.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #69 on: November 07, 2009, 03:02:57 PM »
I'm on call this weekend so I'm just chilling, as per usual.

Somewhere in my apartment, there is a mentally challenged kid that, on Saturdays, he likes to knock on my door.  Being a friendly neighbor, I opened it up and all he had to say was "Hi."  I shut the door after a silent minute of him smiling, looking dopey, with his shirt tucked into his underwear.

Huge mistake.  Ever since then, every Saturday, he knocks.  I don't open the door or I'm not there.  Today he tried to open my door three times, the last time being pretty violent.  My fear is that I'll get a call I need to address from my work and that he's waiting in a stairwell corner, like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellowed jaguar, waiting to distinguished mentally-challenged fellowedly pounce on his prey (me).

I thought about filing a complaint but I don't know what apartment this kid or his parent lives in.  Once I do, I will.  distinguished mentally-challenged fellow strength isn't to be fucked with.

:nsfw :nsfw
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #70 on: November 07, 2009, 03:24:39 PM »
i'm looking to buy a wii soon.

but i need to know what kind of sd cards it takes and what i gotta do to pirate games.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #71 on: November 07, 2009, 03:27:04 PM »
new rule: no fake boobs

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like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellowed jaguar

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #72 on: November 07, 2009, 03:59:32 PM »
I get Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday off this week!  I'm sooo glad WWI happened!
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #73 on: November 07, 2009, 05:53:36 PM »
new rule: no fake boobs

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like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellowed jaguar

:lol

 :punch :maf :punch

New rule: ONLY fake boobs

 :nsfw :nsfw
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #74 on: November 07, 2009, 05:55:10 PM »
This thread isn't gay enough.  There is insufficient gaiety here!
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #75 on: November 07, 2009, 08:04:15 PM »
This thread isn't gay enough.  There is insufficient gaiety here!


then add some.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #76 on: November 07, 2009, 08:10:50 PM »
I was just playing Halo 3 online, social slayer. 5 on 5. Before the game even began (Team BRs on Snowbound), my entire team quit. Fortunately, all but two of the opposing team quit after my team quit. So it was 2 on 1.

I won 16-9.

Say what you will about rankings not equalling skill, but the two opponents were a staff captain and grade 2 major. I'm a lowly lieutenant, my highest skill earned is 11.

Anyway, I'm quite pleased with myself for this one round. Sort of like how my best game ever was probably last night when I went 17-1 in a game on Construct. But in that one I had my full team with me. In all, though, I barely hold my head above water. My KpD is 1.194.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #77 on: November 07, 2009, 08:11:13 PM »
You're not up for the challenge?
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #78 on: November 07, 2009, 08:33:56 PM »
You're not up for the challenge?

Let's just say I knew you could bring it.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #79 on: November 07, 2009, 10:08:49 PM »
I was on the bus in the back section and there was a guy near me who suddenly burst into tears, like HEAVY HEAVY "my wife/mom just died" tears and then he pulled the cord to get off at the next station except nobody EVER gets off at that station because it's in the middle of nowhere.  I thought of that seinfeld episode where that guy runs into the woods and sits in a hole when he gets upset.  Oh and also I have a bunch of bullshit girl drama but who gives a shit about that, certainly not you guys.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #80 on: November 07, 2009, 10:34:49 PM »
You're not up for the challenge?

Let's just say I knew you could bring it.

 :lol
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #81 on: November 07, 2009, 11:06:18 PM »
Fedor fight on CBS is fucking awesome.

I don't even know if anyone in this thread knows who I'm talking about.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #82 on: November 07, 2009, 11:56:38 PM »
Why is Roger Federer fighting? And who? Nadal? Is it Agassi because of the book?

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #83 on: November 07, 2009, 11:59:23 PM »
Those links on the first page are fantastic.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #84 on: November 08, 2009, 12:06:14 AM »
Why is Roger Federer fighting? And who? Nadal? Is it Agassi because of the book?

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #85 on: November 08, 2009, 01:21:56 AM »
Fucking beast (Fedor). I don't watch UFC stuff but even I know that dude is fucking crazy.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #86 on: November 08, 2009, 01:41:51 AM »
from facebook:

"So i see this guy in his car with loud music an speakers in the trunk an it open an closed on its on so im thinking this distinguished black fellow yea i said it is just stupid or just gay who cares if u have speakers an pretty blue lights in the back of his trunk that opens on it on that distinguished black fellow gay!!!!!!"
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #87 on: November 08, 2009, 01:44:03 AM »
what's a facebook

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #88 on: November 08, 2009, 01:44:25 AM »
translation himu?
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #89 on: November 08, 2009, 01:45:19 AM »
translation himu?

Some car ownin' black man is actin' a fool plus haters gonna hate
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #90 on: November 08, 2009, 02:59:26 AM »
That reminds me, I haven't checked Facebook in a week.  Who knows how many invites I got to Farmville.

I was on the bus in the back section and there was a guy near me who suddenly burst into tears, like HEAVY HEAVY "my wife/mom just died" tears and then he pulled the cord to get off at the next station except nobody EVER gets off at that station because it's in the middle of nowhere.  I thought of that seinfeld episode where that guy runs into the woods and sits in a hole when he gets upset.  Oh and also I have a bunch of bullshit girl drama but who gives a shit about that, certainly not you guys.

Girl drama?  This is a 100% pro homo thread.  Sorry :(
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #91 on: November 08, 2009, 07:03:36 AM »
it's ok, the girl drama cleared up quick and now i've only got homodrama to deal with.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #92 on: November 08, 2009, 08:40:40 AM »
Quote from: CajoleJuice
http://fuckyeahbraziliangirls.tumblr.com/

Hot damn at the girl on the 2nd page.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #93 on: November 08, 2009, 08:52:44 AM »
i'm looking to buy a wii soon.

but i need to know what kind of sd cards it takes and what i gotta do to pirate games.

I believe it takes up to 32 gig sdhc cards.  They have it now where you can download files to the sd card and setup the hax pretty painlessly.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #94 on: November 08, 2009, 11:35:27 PM »
Thank god I'm drunk.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #95 on: November 08, 2009, 11:54:16 PM »
Thank god I'm not. Had the gf and I had friends over for the weekend and were pretty much drunk the entire time. It was a blast, but as I get older, the recovery time from these things gets longer and longer.

But BBQ!
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #96 on: November 09, 2009, 12:08:19 AM »
I made some awesome chicken wings today, thanks to a recipe I found on youtube
[youtube=560,345]Ht7mK5dX0es[/youtube]

I added Worcestershire for flavor/tenderness. They came out crispy, smelling so fucking good. I didn't use a lot of seasoning yet the flavor still exploded in my mouth.

fuck yea :bow
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #97 on: November 09, 2009, 12:08:43 AM »
this guy from my high school is hitting on me jokingly and on my friend for real  :-\
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #98 on: November 09, 2009, 12:10:16 AM »
Actually I'm kind of miffed that he finds my friend more attractive than me.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #99 on: November 09, 2009, 12:11:36 AM »
I can't tell if the unhappy face is because a guy is hitting on you two or because you're jealous that his hitting on you is fake. 
edit:  fuck your sneaky second post  :lol
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #100 on: November 09, 2009, 12:16:01 AM »
I'm getting a Dennis Reynolds vibe from you Armitage
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #101 on: November 09, 2009, 12:17:34 AM »
can someone recomend me some good porn actress, no cheeseburger shit please.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #102 on: November 09, 2009, 12:20:21 AM »
Carmen Luvana :bow
Nikita Denise
Sasha Grey
Giana Michaels (butterface but she gives her all in every scene)
Monica Sweetheart


male:
-mandingo
-mr marcus
-lex steel
(stay away from Wesley Pipes, he's really disrespectful to the females in his shoots)
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #103 on: November 09, 2009, 12:22:40 AM »
You need a new hobby, PD.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #104 on: November 09, 2009, 12:23:51 AM »
Agreed.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #105 on: November 09, 2009, 12:29:19 AM »
Found a sasha gray and rebecca linares video :drool :hyper.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #106 on: November 09, 2009, 12:29:44 AM »
There's more to porn than women. A guy can fuck things up (say, Wesley Pipes) or make things hilarious or awesome
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #107 on: November 09, 2009, 12:31:31 AM »
Found a sasha gray and rebecca linares video :drool :hyper.
I just got on PD's case... but I know the video you're referring to.

Damn it.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #108 on: November 09, 2009, 12:33:21 AM »
As do I  :'(
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #109 on: November 09, 2009, 12:35:56 AM »
annihilated
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #110 on: November 09, 2009, 01:05:54 AM »
There's more to porn than women. A guy can fuck things up (say, Wesley Pipes) or make things hilarious or awesome

:-\

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #111 on: November 09, 2009, 01:38:43 AM »
fuck I actually railed some puss the other night, it was awesome
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #112 on: November 09, 2009, 01:44:10 AM »
Did a bit of COD4 online with some friends in prep for Modern Warfare 2. Forgot how shitty they were at the game. Kept wondering why we were losing when I was going 20-25 and 5-10 consistanly but we would lose. They kept going -5 to -10 each game.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #113 on: November 09, 2009, 11:13:27 AM »
I can't talk Porn Online or Offline. I'd rather keep it a secret shame.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #114 on: November 09, 2009, 01:47:08 PM »
I can't talk Porn Online or Offline. I'd rather keep it a secret shame.

it makes it naughtier  :-*
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #115 on: November 09, 2009, 01:49:45 PM »
fuck I actually railed some puss the other night, it was awesome

hi5

I can't talk Porn Online or Offline. I'd rather keep it a secret shame.

Yeah, people that talk about porn creep me out.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #116 on: November 09, 2009, 02:04:20 PM »
fuck I actually railed some puss the other night, it was awesome

hi5

I can't talk Porn Online or Offline. I'd rather keep it a secret shame.

Yeah, people that talk about porn creep me out.

Bu.. bu.. bu The Internet Is For Porn!
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #117 on: November 09, 2009, 03:34:24 PM »
Cockblocking :punch
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« Reply #118 on: November 09, 2009, 03:47:30 PM »
Why is cla--I mean faking your own death--so exhausting? I want to drop out--I mean . . . drop the body in a graveyard.  :-\

Why isn't Fla--Anna in any of my classes--sewers.


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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #119 on: November 09, 2009, 03:57:41 PM »
That post reminds me of when Tobias wanted everyone to "discover" the he was ms. Featherbottom.
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