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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #120 on: November 09, 2009, 10:10:23 PM »
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #121 on: November 09, 2009, 10:14:03 PM »
Speaking of stupid Canadians. I just found out that in Canada, Sesame Street is called Sesame Park because:

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"There isn't a Canadian city where you can go more than about six blocks without finding a safe, green park. So it became Sesame Park," explains executive producer Peter Moss.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #122 on: November 09, 2009, 10:24:49 PM »
got an 89 on my last philo midterm w00t

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #123 on: November 10, 2009, 04:11:22 PM »
:lol
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #124 on: November 10, 2009, 04:45:46 PM »
Kosma finally listens.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #125 on: November 10, 2009, 04:56:55 PM »
Applied for Police Academy :rock

Man, I hope your in the same year as the black dude with the awesome human beat box capabilities.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #126 on: November 10, 2009, 05:22:00 PM »
You're going to make a great Mahoney.  Make sure you post regular video updates from the girls showers.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #127 on: November 10, 2009, 06:14:03 PM »
SPITTING IMAGE.

I can't wait 'til you post pics in your uniform.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #128 on: November 10, 2009, 06:33:19 PM »
I can't wait for the jinfash photoshops.
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« Reply #129 on: November 10, 2009, 07:24:09 PM »
Be sure to beat some hippies for me :rock
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #130 on: November 10, 2009, 07:28:31 PM »
Watch there be some tall Polish blonde headed Sergeant Instructor :drool
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #131 on: November 10, 2009, 10:03:38 PM »
Finally someone behind the badge will protect the child rapists of the world. Never again will the claim "come on, she wanted it" fall on deaf ears.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #132 on: November 10, 2009, 10:11:11 PM »
Have fun at the Blue Oyster.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #133 on: November 10, 2009, 10:16:53 PM »
:lol  Forgot about the Blue Oyster

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #134 on: November 10, 2009, 10:27:20 PM »
Kosma is totally gonna fuck up and say some foot in mouth shit to the tall, black recruit. Resulting in his cadet hat being pulled down his head in a humorous manner.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #135 on: November 10, 2009, 10:41:13 PM »
the blue oyster is the best running gag in police academy after sound-effect guy

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #136 on: November 10, 2009, 10:44:35 PM »
Finally someone behind the badge will protect the child rapists of the world. Never again will the claim "come on, she wanted it" fall on deaf ears.
:rofl :rofl
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #137 on: November 10, 2009, 11:20:09 PM »
Rape victim: "I just want justice!"
Kosma: "Photographic and video evidence, matching semen sample, multiple eye witness testimonies. It's all very compelling, but you forgot one minor detail." *leans in close* "You're a woman."
Rape victim: "Dangit! And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for your keen eye!"
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #138 on: November 11, 2009, 12:21:59 AM »
yay metallica concert
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #139 on: November 11, 2009, 01:32:57 AM »
I'm trying to stay up late tonight. This is hard.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #140 on: November 11, 2009, 02:01:23 AM »
Bah the girl I slept with on Friday just wants to 'leave it at that'. I should be like 'well I got laid and we didnt have too much in common anyway' but rejection always hurts  :'(

Oh well Im going to Melbourne next week so hopefully I can score a hot Aussie one night stand
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #141 on: November 11, 2009, 03:44:20 AM »
I'm trying to stay up late tonight. This is hard.

I mostly get hard in the morning, after waking up.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #142 on: November 11, 2009, 03:57:51 AM »
yay metallica concert
How was it? I had a chance to see them in Sacramento for $50 and I'm wondering if I missed out
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #143 on: November 11, 2009, 09:08:27 AM »
Bah the girl I slept with on Friday just wants to 'leave it at that'. I should be like 'well I got laid and we didnt have too much in common anyway' but rejection always hurts  :'(

Oh well Im going to Melbourne next week so hopefully I can score a hot Aussie one night stand

Yeah, I had a nice fuckbuddy for the summer (a bit meaty, big tits, was willing to do anal)... unfortunately she went back to college and decided she wanted a relationship :( Been dating a new girl at least, and things have been going pretty well, so we'll see.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #144 on: November 11, 2009, 09:18:35 AM »
I like chubby. :-[
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #145 on: November 11, 2009, 09:54:09 AM »
Bah the girl I slept with on Friday just wants to 'leave it at that'. I should be like 'well I got laid and we didnt have too much in common anyway' but rejection always hurts  :'(

Oh well Im going to Melbourne next week so hopefully I can score a hot Aussie one night stand
It's funny, IIRC women who are willing to say "let's just leave it at that" are assertive and in touch with their sexuality, and confident in their womanhood, but a guy who says that is just an insensitive cur.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #146 on: November 11, 2009, 03:20:10 PM »
One Piece is soooooooo awwwwwwwesome

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #147 on: November 11, 2009, 03:30:47 PM »
How could you feel like me; you actually had a conversation with her.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #148 on: November 11, 2009, 03:30:58 PM »
Holy shit, they have that same dead sea spiel at a kiosk at the mall near me.  :lol
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #149 on: November 11, 2009, 03:35:41 PM »
I've started watching LOST on NinjaVideo. Never watched it before, I'm at Season 1 Episode 3  :'(
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #150 on: November 11, 2009, 03:48:10 PM »
I've started watching LOST on NinjaVideo. Never watched it before, I'm at Season 1 Episode 3  :'(

I bet the quality is better on Hulu

S1 :bow

I'm rewatching S3 right now
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #151 on: November 11, 2009, 03:56:14 PM »
Holy shit I love you PD. I didn't even think to check Hulu (I remember checking to see if all of Lost was on there but it wasn't). I'll probably watch it on Hulu instead (NinjaVideo's quality is totally bootleg).
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #152 on: November 11, 2009, 04:03:39 PM »
It's funny, IIRC women who are willing to say "let's just leave it at that" are assertive and in touch with their sexuality, and confident in their womanhood, but a guy who says that is just an insensitive cur.
Or you have a shit personality and shitty in bed :drake
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« Reply #153 on: November 11, 2009, 04:04:46 PM »
I'm working on my case (talking about fantasy football trades) and I just realized that the victim was driving an Accent! This is important because the accused claims she was following the Acccent in a construction zone, going 30 KM/h, passed her, and accelerated to 100 km/h after the construction zone. Then the accused claims she watched in her rear view mirror as the victim accelerated from 30 km/h and hit her rear bumper. The accused claims she tried to accelerate, but couldn't avoid the collision. Right!!

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #154 on: November 11, 2009, 04:41:43 PM »
Gonna start trying sigilization, I'll start by jerking off into a monograph tonight and them flush it down the toilet.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #155 on: November 11, 2009, 06:28:57 PM »
Oh man, I think this forum is starting to rub off on me.  I recently broke up with my girlfriend of a year and a half or so and so now suddenly every attractive girl I meet is a new prospect which is a new and exciting feeling for me.  I think I'm getting carried away though.  

Today at the mall this super cute girl asks if she can talk to me.  Naturally, the answer was yes.  Then I realize she's bringing me over to a kiosk to sell me something, but by now it's too late.  She asks me in a thick accent if I've ever been to the Dead Sea before.  Actually, I had, so I told her so.  She seemed a little surprised by this but kept going with her little spiel about Dead Sea products and how great they were and how she wanted me to buy them.   But she was so cute that I just kept trying out different ones.  

We talked about the Dead Sea and why I had gone there and she told me she had been too and that she was Israeli and she'd only been in town a couple months.  We talked about school and then about where she lived and the bars near there and then she told me she had been in the IDF and I told her I'd been in the Air Force and we really seemed to be hitting it off except for the fact that she was trying to sell me stuff.  

I did end up buying something because, well, I couldn't help it.  But she gave me her (work?) number and told me to come see her again so I'm basically in love.  I went home and googled her (very unusual Israeli) name and where she lived, and then where she told me she lived before that, and I found her facebook.  I feel like a stalker now.  I feel like Malek.  This is my flannel girl.  What have I become? :(

These girls are all over the malls where I live, and make the exact same pitch. I get hit on all the time by them ("do you have a girlfriend?" "no?" "why not, you're so handsome!"), the same pitch no matter what mall it is. Don't read anything into it.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #156 on: November 11, 2009, 06:32:59 PM »
In regards to your post, The Business. Pipl.com (and similar sites) are horrible. I mean, on one hand you want to respect others privacy (and not be sneaky about looking for info on them) but on the other hand you've got this ability to snoop at the click of a button. Shhheeeiiit.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #157 on: November 11, 2009, 06:38:10 PM »
Oh man, I think this forum is starting to rub off on me.  I recently broke up with my girlfriend of a year and a half or so and so now suddenly every attractive girl I meet is a new prospect which is a new and exciting feeling for me.  I think I'm getting carried away though.  

Today at the mall this super cute girl asks if she can talk to me.  Naturally, the answer was yes.  Then I realize she's bringing me over to a kiosk to sell me something, but by now it's too late.  She asks me in a thick accent if I've ever been to the Dead Sea before.  Actually, I had, so I told her so.  She seemed a little surprised by this but kept going with her little spiel about Dead Sea products and how great they were and how she wanted me to buy them.   But she was so cute that I just kept trying out different ones.  

We talked about the Dead Sea and why I had gone there and she told me she had been too and that she was Israeli and she'd only been in town a couple months.  We talked about school and then about where she lived and the bars near there and then she told me she had been in the IDF and I told her I'd been in the Air Force and we really seemed to be hitting it off except for the fact that she was trying to sell me stuff.  

I did end up buying something because, well, I couldn't help it.  But she gave me her (work?) number and told me to come see her again so I'm basically in love.  I went home and googled her (very unusual Israeli) name and where she lived, and then where she told me she lived before that, and I found her facebook.  I feel like a stalker now.  I feel like Malek.  This is my flannel girl.  What have I become? :(

These girls are all over the malls where I live, and make the exact same pitch. I get hit on all the time by them ("do you have a girlfriend?" "no?" "why not, you're so handsome!"), the same pitch no matter what mall it is. Don't read anything into it.

This.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #158 on: November 11, 2009, 06:48:52 PM »
All that advice says to me is, "don't be reserved in your attempt to fuck them".  Go for it, Bidness.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #159 on: November 11, 2009, 08:29:34 PM »
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting busy when all of the sudden he paused and looked me dead in the eye. He said "stop," then farted, followed by, "hammer time." And resumed the pounding. FML
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #160 on: November 11, 2009, 08:33:27 PM »
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #161 on: November 11, 2009, 08:36:00 PM »
You jealous?
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« Reply #162 on: November 11, 2009, 09:05:17 PM »
I have a calculus test tomorrow but I lost my graphing calculator a few weeks ago so I've been going to the lost and found locker and asking if they have had any turned in like every couple of days.  Today, they did have one that was the same model, same color, and lost in the same room, but it was turned in just yesterday and it was next to a computer but I lost it a month ago while sitting at the group study table and so I admit that it's probably not mine.

However, I saw another calculator in the corner and the label they put on that one shows that it was found a fucking month ago somehow (I've been checking every couple of days remember) and everything else about it also matches up to mine so I claim it.  Hopefully it is actually mine but I'm guessing any dude that doesn't claim an $80 calculator after a month probably didn't care anyways.
I'm working on my case (talking about fantasy football trades) and I just realized that the victim was driving an Accent! This is important because the accused claims she was following the Acccent in a construction zone, going 30 KM/h, passed her, and accelerated to 100 km/h after the construction zone. Then the accused claims she watched in her rear view mirror as the victim accelerated from 30 km/h and hit her rear bumper. The accused claims she tried to accelerate, but couldn't avoid the collision. Right!!
Are you talking about real people or is this a hypothetical case for school?
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #163 on: November 11, 2009, 09:08:00 PM »
We didn't get to use graphing calculator in calc actually come to think of it we didn't get to use calculators at all  :'(

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #164 on: November 11, 2009, 09:20:00 PM »
Yeah I had to do some homework the old-school way (browser-based graphing calculator) and it took me at least 10x longer.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #165 on: November 11, 2009, 09:43:28 PM »
Somehow I managed to get pinkeye in both of my eyes. This is bullshit.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #166 on: November 11, 2009, 10:12:32 PM »
I found out that one of my professors has a twitter, and I read it--it mentions me (in a positive way..but still).  This is officially the low point of the past ~4 years for me.  The internet fucking sucks.  I need some guy on cheeseburger on girl porn to cleanse me of this filth.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #167 on: November 12, 2009, 12:39:00 AM »
All that advice says to me is, "don't be reserved in your attempt to fuck them".  Go for it, Bidness.

While you're at it, see if you can get this girl to go on a date, too. She's pretty chatty:
http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #168 on: November 12, 2009, 12:43:40 AM »
ELIZA - a friend you could never have before
You: suck my cock

Eliza: Why do you say your cock?

cheeseburger suprise!  :'(

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #169 on: November 12, 2009, 12:45:24 AM »
Somehow I managed to get pinkeye in both of my eyes. This is bullshit.

someone fart on your pillow?

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #170 on: November 12, 2009, 12:58:31 AM »
All that advice says to me is, "don't be reserved in your attempt to fuck them".  Go for it, Bidness.

While you're at it, see if you can get this girl to go on a date, too. She's pretty chatty:
http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html



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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #171 on: November 12, 2009, 01:33:37 AM »
This chick is a few eggs short of a dozen.

You: Are you sleeping with RoboJ?
Eliza: Would you prefer if I were not sleeping with roboj?
You: What the fuck do you think?
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
You: Don't come the dumb blonde with me!
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
You: Don't push my fucking buttons!
Eliza: Why do you say your fucking buttons?
You: DO YOU NOT SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH BITCH.
Eliza: Oh, i not speak proper english bitch.
You: FFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Eliza: Please go on.
You: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Eliza: Perhaps in your fantasy we understand each other?

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #172 on: November 12, 2009, 04:11:04 AM »
This chick is a few eggs short of a dozen.

You: Are you sleeping with RoboJ?
Eliza: Would you prefer if I were not sleeping with roboj?
You: What the fuck do you think?
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
You: Don't come the dumb blonde with me!
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
You: Don't push my fucking buttons!
Eliza: Why do you say your fucking buttons?
You: DO YOU NOT SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH BITCH.
Eliza: Oh, i not speak proper english bitch.
You: FFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Eliza: Please go on.
You: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Eliza: Perhaps in your fantasy we understand each other?


:lol :lol :rofl :rofl
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Re: Matlock moment
« Reply #173 on: November 12, 2009, 10:16:35 AM »
Are you talking about real people or is this a hypothetical case for school?

It's a made-up case for moot court.

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« Reply #174 on: November 12, 2009, 04:12:49 PM »

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« Reply #175 on: November 12, 2009, 04:13:19 PM »
That's my motto.
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« Reply #176 on: November 12, 2009, 04:15:05 PM »
I haven't shaved in two weeks!  And life fucking blows now.  The picture speaks the truth. 

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #177 on: November 12, 2009, 07:32:28 PM »
Facebook says "43 friends awaiting your response"

Joke's on them... I don't have 43 friends. :smug

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« Reply #178 on: November 12, 2009, 08:03:20 PM »

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« Reply #179 on: November 12, 2009, 08:08:40 PM »
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