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lennedsay

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #120 on: December 06, 2009, 01:17:39 PM »
I can't tell if lennedsay is curious or incensed.
I'm sticking with illiterate since I've said like 4 times that I destroyed the computer which ha the pics on it

Welp, then case dismissed. Can't prove she's been-had with no evidence.

If she submitted them through a PM or e-mail, they might still be around.

BUT NO SHE DESTROYED COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There have to be several digital copies. There's still hope.
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #121 on: December 06, 2009, 01:18:17 PM »
Selling off his guns really isn't robbing him, so much as protecting yourself.


And giving your good pals of Evilbore a good deal.

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #122 on: December 06, 2009, 01:18:49 PM »
if cyanista is grifting internet shut-ins, thumbs frickin' up. if she's looking to them for some sense of validation, fucking pathetic. poor ellrick, if his wife is the gaf-orbit  cybersex bicycle.
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #123 on: December 06, 2009, 01:19:03 PM »
I can't tell if lennedsay is curious or incensed.
I'm sticking with illiterate since I've said like 4 times that I destroyed the computer which ha the pics on it

Welp, then case dismissed. Can't prove she's been-had with no evidence.
lol!! Maybe nobody told you how it works. If you've had a baby, you've been had. Period. True story.

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #124 on: December 06, 2009, 01:19:13 PM »
i'd like one his hand cannons, if she's sellin'
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #125 on: December 06, 2009, 01:19:21 PM »
What the hell is going on?
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #126 on: December 06, 2009, 01:20:20 PM »
hilarity, that's what
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lennedsay

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #127 on: December 06, 2009, 01:20:26 PM »
I can't tell if lennedsay is curious or incensed.
I'm sticking with illiterate since I've said like 4 times that I destroyed the computer which ha the pics on it

Welp, then case dismissed. Can't prove she's been-had with no evidence.
lol!! Maybe nobody told you how it works. If you've had a baby, you've been had. Period. True story.


So you've been had then. True story!

I haven't shot out any little fuck trophies yet, so I'm still good.  8)
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captainbiotch

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #128 on: December 06, 2009, 01:21:13 PM »
Well of course it is. For the dude. Girls like it too, but then they get miffed when the nudies hit the web.

Well thats just lame, I dont understand why guys do that, unless she cheated :smug
me?

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #129 on: December 06, 2009, 01:21:28 PM »
"fuck trophies"  :lol

*jots that one down*


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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #130 on: December 06, 2009, 01:22:28 PM »
I can't tell if lennedsay is curious or incensed.
I'm sticking with illiterate since I've said like 4 times that I destroyed the computer which ha the pics on it

Welp, then case dismissed. Can't prove she's been-had with no evidence.
lol!! Maybe nobody told you how it works. If you've had a baby, you've been had. Period. True story.


So you've been had then. True story!

I haven't shot out any little fuck trophies yet, so I'm still good.  8)

You're in your 20s and in Missouri.  You should have already had three with a fourth on the way.
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lennedsay

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #131 on: December 06, 2009, 01:22:35 PM »
 :-*

Edit: I also haven't been to jail for my meth lab, and don't live in a 2-story trailer (a trailer on top of another trailer). I defy all the odds.  :punch
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #132 on: December 06, 2009, 01:23:26 PM »
He's never listened to The Beatles:

http://www.last.fm/user/captainbiotch

fuck him!

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #133 on: December 06, 2009, 01:23:30 PM »
see? this is everyone's reward for not goin' to church.

distant, short form: biotch, forum libertarian, apparently went randy savage on his baby momma and chokeslammed her, and then hammer punched her nine ways from tuesday. when his rage glands had finished discharging, he ran squealing into the night, and his baby momma done trashed his electronics and hijacked his forum accounts in revenge. this thread is one of the results, and here we are! frankly, she's a sore improvement over his mealy-mouthed political chest puffin'.
« Last Edit: December 06, 2009, 01:25:14 PM by Professor Prole »
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #134 on: December 06, 2009, 01:23:53 PM »
He's never listened to The Beatles:

http://www.last.fm/user/captainbiotch

fuck him!



i take it all back, COME BACK TO US CAPTAINBIOTCH
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #135 on: December 06, 2009, 01:24:55 PM »
:-*

Edit: I also haven't been to jail for my meth lab, and don't live in a 2-story trailer (a trailer on top of another trailer). I defy all the odds.  :punch
But you do admit to having a meth lab?
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #136 on: December 06, 2009, 01:25:02 PM »
sup

lennedsay

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #137 on: December 06, 2009, 01:27:34 PM »
:rofl
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« Reply #138 on: December 06, 2009, 01:28:08 PM »
distant, short form: biotch, forum libertarian, apparently went randy savage on his baby momma and chokeslammed her, and then hammer punched her nine ways from tuesday. when his rage glands had finished discharging, he ran squealing into the night, and his baby momma done trashed his electronics and hijacked his forum accounts in revenge. this thread is one of the results, and here we are! frankly, she's a sore improvement over his mealy-mouthed political chest puffin'.

Huh. Never heard of him before. Thanks for getting me up to speed.
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #139 on: December 06, 2009, 01:28:37 PM »
:zelda Lennedsay: Supplyin' Methamphetamine to the Midwest since 99' :zelda
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lennedsay

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #140 on: December 06, 2009, 01:29:23 PM »
:zelda Lennedsay: Supplyin' Methamphetamine to the Midwest since 96' :zelda

Fixed for the truf!  :-*
« Last Edit: December 06, 2009, 01:32:17 PM by lennedsay »
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #141 on: December 06, 2009, 01:29:43 PM »
He's never listened to The Beatles:

http://www.last.fm/user/captainbiotch

fuck him!


no he really doesn't that liar! I listen to the beatles!! And he talked shit to me about liking oldies/classic rock!

Eel O'Brian

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #142 on: December 06, 2009, 01:31:14 PM »
any weird sexual preferences we should be aware of
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« Reply #143 on: December 06, 2009, 01:33:21 PM »
Is this guy someone who would post here when he got banned on GAF or something? Cause I've seriously never noticed him. Ever.

 ???
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #144 on: December 06, 2009, 01:34:26 PM »
Statistic: 98% of Marriages/Relationships Fail due to arguments over The Beatles
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« Reply #145 on: December 06, 2009, 01:34:52 PM »
All You Need is Love.
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captainbiotch

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #146 on: December 06, 2009, 01:35:28 PM »
any weird sexual preferences we should be aware of
lol of course. But those are not up for sharing :) wait, preferances or skills? Hahahaha jk

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #147 on: December 06, 2009, 01:38:21 PM »
Statistic: 98% of Marriages/Relationships Fail due to arguments over The Beatles

not true, but when i hear abbey road i start swingin'
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #148 on: December 06, 2009, 01:39:07 PM »
any weird sexual preferences we should be aware of
lol of course. But those are not up for sharing :) wait, preferances or skills? Hahahaha jk

bullshit they ain't. enumerate his kinks, 'cuz this is goin' in the hall of shame
« Last Edit: December 06, 2009, 01:42:07 PM by Professor Prole »
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #149 on: December 06, 2009, 01:39:54 PM »
Statistic: 98% of Marriages/Relationships Fail due to arguments over The Beatles

not true, but when i hear abbey road i start swingin'

"Maxwell's Silver Hammer" is a violent song.
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #150 on: December 06, 2009, 01:41:24 PM »
any weird sexual preferences we should be aware of
lol of course. But those are not up for sharing :) wait, preferances or skills? Hahahaha jk


Not yours, his. 

Re: Fuck you
« Reply #151 on: December 06, 2009, 01:42:19 PM »
Not yours, his. 
He likes to beat women.  :-\
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #152 on: December 06, 2009, 01:43:38 PM »
Does he cum in his hand and sling it around the room like Spidermans?
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lennedsay

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #153 on: December 06, 2009, 01:44:06 PM »
:rofl
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captainbiotch

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #154 on: December 06, 2009, 01:45:36 PM »
any weird sexual preferences we should be aware of
lol of course. But those are not up for sharing :) wait, preferances or skills? Hahahaha jk


Not yours, his. 
nothing weird. Likes asain girls in real life and aparently blondes on the internet

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #155 on: December 06, 2009, 01:46:36 PM »
i want distantmantra's analysis of his sexual peccadilloes. as our forum expert on puttin' things where they don't belong, we need his properly scientific anal(lol)ysis of biotch's hump issues to complete this thread and secure our reputation as a serious forum for serious minds.
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #156 on: December 06, 2009, 01:47:44 PM »
any weird sexual preferences we should be aware of
lol of course. But those are not up for sharing :) wait, preferances or skills? Hahahaha jk


Not yours, his. 
nothing weird. Likes asain girls in real life and aparently blondes on the internet

in your defense, he apparently prefers black eyes to green or blue ones
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duckman2000

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #157 on: December 06, 2009, 01:48:21 PM »
Then:

Forums are for children and/or pervs.

Now:

nothing weird. Likes asian girls in real life and apparently blondes on the internet


The charm of EB can not be overestimated.

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« Reply #158 on: December 06, 2009, 01:49:28 PM »
that's not contradictory: he's a libertarian, and therefore falls under the "child" side of the dichotomy. she's not wrong.

the rest of us? :hurr
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duckman2000

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #159 on: December 06, 2009, 01:50:09 PM »
Just saying, the dame likes talking to us. From down with forums to chatting up Malek over Beatles in a little over an hour, that's good stuff.
« Last Edit: December 06, 2009, 01:51:56 PM by duckman2000 »

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« Reply #160 on: December 06, 2009, 01:51:56 PM »
and i prefer she does until she's finished airing all of his kinks. seriously, this is better than having to endure pokemon with my daughter for the 100000000000th time if i'm gonna be sedentary this morning.
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #161 on: December 06, 2009, 01:52:10 PM »
any weird sexual preferences we should be aware of
lol of course. But those are not up for sharing :) wait, preferances or skills? Hahahaha jk


Not yours, his. 
nothing weird. Likes asain girls in real life and aparently blondes on the internet


you were supposed to make up something weird!   how about...he likes blonde asians who have sworn off using the internet.

Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #162 on: December 06, 2009, 01:52:50 PM »
We should just ban all Libertarians from the forum.
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #163 on: December 06, 2009, 01:53:41 PM »
and i prefer she does until she's finished airing all of his kinks. seriously, this is better than having to endure pokemon with my daughter for the 100000000000th time if i'm gonna be sedentary this morning.

Oh I agree. Well, it's not about Pokemon, so much as listening to endless whining about why Santa allegedly hates the baby doll that poops itself® so much.

Re: Fuck you
« Reply #164 on: December 06, 2009, 01:53:57 PM »
He like cheeseburgers:


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Van Cruncheon

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« Reply #165 on: December 06, 2009, 01:55:52 PM »
cybersexing random i-whores is kinda weird. well, okay, it's more tragic than weird.

still, did he need a pinky up his winky-stinky to make his cock barf? did you ever hafta wear a raccoon costume? dress up as a maid and make "uguu~" noises after every thrust? enquiring minds DEMAND to know.
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« Reply #166 on: December 06, 2009, 01:56:32 PM »
We should just ban all Libertarians from the forum.

it would be consistent with our stated socialist preferences :smug
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #167 on: December 06, 2009, 01:59:15 PM »
Just saying, the dame likes talking to us. From down with forums to chatting up Malek over Beatles in a little over an hour, that's good stuff.
it's a win win for me. Danny trained our baby to go to bed at 7AM so I'm up all night anyway. And I wanted to talk shit on his accounts. And you guys are pretty cool. Every time I've asked him about it he's always rambling something like "oh it's just a gaming site where a bunch of nerds jerk it to eachothers avatars" how true that turned out to be... How veracious!

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« Reply #168 on: December 06, 2009, 01:59:31 PM »
and i prefer she does until she's finished airing all of his kinks. seriously, this is better than having to endure pokemon with my daughter for the 100000000000th time if i'm gonna be sedentary this morning.

Oh I agree. Well, it's not about Pokemon, so much as listening to endless whining about why Santa allegedly hates the baby doll that poops itself® so much.

ah, the endless poop talk. DADDY DO YOU POOP YOUR PANTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no i don't and that joke is getting old, can you talk about something other than poop for just five minutes i am trying to serious internet here DADDY NO MORE BATHROOM TALK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god you are a total troll DADDY DO YOU PEE AND POOP YOUR PANTS HAHAHAHAHA *chokeslams kid, punches her, runs off, goes to jail*
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duckman2000

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #169 on: December 06, 2009, 01:59:36 PM »
I can't be the only one who is starting to think that Prole is a closet furry. Our own Michael Kühnen.

ah, the endless poop talk. DADDY DO YOU POOP YOUR PANTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no i don't and that joke is getting old, can you talk about something other than poop for just five minutes i am trying to serious internet here DADDY NO MORE BATHROOM TALK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god you are a total troll DADDY DO YOU PEE AND POOP YOUR PANTS HAHAHAHAHA *chokeslams kid, punches her, runs off, goes to jail*

My kid has gotten into telling her own stories now, and they invariably end (and begin) with someone getting poop on his head.
« Last Edit: December 06, 2009, 02:01:12 PM by duckman2000 »

Van Cruncheon

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #170 on: December 06, 2009, 02:01:36 PM »
first i am an animu loli figgurt, now a furry one

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:shh why can't it be both

biotchmom: he's not WRONG
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #171 on: December 06, 2009, 02:02:40 PM »
cybersexing random i-whores is kinda weird. well, okay, it's more tragic than weird.

still, did he need a pinky up his winky-stinky to make his cock barf? did you ever hafta wear a raccoon costume? dress up as a maid and make "uguu~" noises after every thrust? enquiring minds DEMAND to know.
really. Nothing weird. He used to like to rape me. (which I was totally into) but nothing in his butt. He sai I could if I wanted to... But good lord, why would I WANT to do that!

Re: Fuck you
« Reply #172 on: December 06, 2009, 02:03:00 PM »
i want distantmantra's analysis of his sexual peccadilloes. as our forum expert on puttin' things where they don't belong, we need his properly scientific anal(lol)ysis of biotch's hump issues to complete this thread and secure our reputation as a serious forum for serious minds.

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #173 on: December 06, 2009, 02:03:59 PM »
cybersexing random i-whores is kinda weird. well, okay, it's more tragic than weird.

still, did he need a pinky up his winky-stinky to make his cock barf? did you ever hafta wear a raccoon costume? dress up as a maid and make "uguu~" noises after every thrust? enquiring minds DEMAND to know.
really. Nothing weird. He used to like to rape me. (which I was totally into) but nothing in his butt. He sai I could if I wanted to... But good lord, why would I WANT to do that!

snore, i shoulda gone to church
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #174 on: December 06, 2009, 02:04:39 PM »
this thread  :dur

lennedsay

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #175 on: December 06, 2009, 02:04:51 PM »
"a pinky up his winky-stinky to make his cock barf"

That got me. :rofl
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duckman2000

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #176 on: December 06, 2009, 02:07:59 PM »
He sai I could if I wanted to

Dudespeak for "please stick something up my ass."

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #177 on: December 06, 2009, 02:08:24 PM »
cybersexing random i-whores is kinda weird. well, okay, it's more tragic than weird.

still, did he need a pinky up his winky-stinky to make his cock barf? did you ever hafta wear a raccoon costume? dress up as a maid and make "uguu~" noises after every thrust? enquiring minds DEMAND to know.
really. Nothing weird. He used to like to rape me. (which I was totally into) but nothing in his butt. He sai I could if I wanted to... But good lord, why would I WANT to do that!
sorry. I don't lie. And it's not like he wanted it. It was hypothetical.

snore, i shoulda gone to church

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #178 on: December 06, 2009, 02:09:19 PM »
welp, 'twas a good thread while it lasted

Barry Egan

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #179 on: December 06, 2009, 02:10:10 PM »
welp, 'twas a good thread while it lasted

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