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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #180 on: December 06, 2009, 02:10:30 PM »
duckman is spot on, it's a passive-aggressive request for a good ol' fashioned prostate milking. probably woulda tamed his savage instincts. poor guy: all these rage issues just because he wanted some good clean homogay action with his special lady friend. another closeted libertard breaks under the pressure of his inability to address his own basic need for a little buttplay.
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duckman2000

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #181 on: December 06, 2009, 02:11:37 PM »
And it's not like he wanted it. It was hypothetical.

This is adorable. Hypothetical scenarios are invariably dudespeak for "please do this."

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #182 on: December 06, 2009, 02:11:50 PM »
first i am an animu loli figgurt, now a furry one

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:shh why can't it be both

biotchmom: he's not WRONG
?

Van Cruncheon

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #183 on: December 06, 2009, 02:13:36 PM »
first i am an animu loli figgurt, now a furry one

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:shh why can't it be both

biotchmom: he's not WRONG
?

that we're bunch of internet dudes what jerk it to our own avatars. he's got us dead to rights, there.
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duckman2000

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #184 on: December 06, 2009, 02:13:47 PM »
It's like it's written by a giant, sentient commie beard.

captainbiotch

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #185 on: December 06, 2009, 02:15:01 PM »
duckman is spot on, it's a passive-aggressive request for a good ol' fashioned prostate milking. probably woulda tamed his savage instincts. poor guy: all these rage issues just because he wanted some good clean homogay action with his special lady friend. another closeted libertard breaks under the pressure of his inability to address his own basic need for a little buttplay.
shut up lol. Really? I definately missed that signal.

Van Cruncheon

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #186 on: December 06, 2009, 02:16:02 PM »
literally: i lack a beard. figuratively: i frequently stroke my chin as i ruminate over my next inane reply. orthogonally: i am not married to another man.
« Last Edit: December 06, 2009, 02:21:26 PM by Professor Prole »
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duckman2000

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #187 on: December 06, 2009, 02:17:06 PM »
shut up lol. Really? I definately missed that signal.

Women so very often do.  :'(

Van Cruncheon

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #188 on: December 06, 2009, 02:17:38 PM »
duckman is spot on, it's a passive-aggressive request for a good ol' fashioned prostate milking. probably woulda tamed his savage instincts. poor guy: all these rage issues just because he wanted some good clean homogay action with his special lady friend. another closeted libertard breaks under the pressure of his inability to address his own basic need for a little buttplay.
shut up lol. Really? I definately missed that signal.

like a duder with hetero issues is gonna say "baby, fuck my asshole dry with whatever's handy." he's gonna say "hey, y'know, i'm totally straight, but if you ever wanna get all up in my poo-haw, y'know, that's cool. no homo."
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #189 on: December 06, 2009, 02:19:17 PM »
"It's not my thing, but if you want to invite some fellas over and watch as they gang-fuck me, I'd be totally cool with that. I mean . . . if that's what you'd want."

Van Cruncheon

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #190 on: December 06, 2009, 02:20:13 PM »
:tauntaun
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captainbiotch

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #191 on: December 06, 2009, 02:20:28 PM »
Prole, you're freakin killing me! I love the rhetoric with an extra squeeze of sarcasm and just a pinch of melodrama!

duckman2000

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #192 on: December 06, 2009, 02:21:23 PM »
It goes both ways, though. No dude wants to come out and say that he wants to rim the corn, and no self-respecting dame will ask for it. I wonder how many couples there are out there with a common but unspoken burning desire to munch ass. Time for a blog.

BobFromPikeCreek

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« Reply #193 on: December 06, 2009, 02:22:25 PM »
That's what sets Bore apart from everyone else. We'll be the first to tell you we want out asses packed tight with whatever can fit in it.
zzzzz

Van Cruncheon

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #194 on: December 06, 2009, 02:23:19 PM »
It goes both ways, though. No dude wants to come out and say that he wants to rim the corn, and no self-respecting dame will ask for it. I wonder how many couples there are out there with a common but unspoken burning desire to munch ass. Time for a blog.

distantmantra has abandoned us :'(
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #195 on: December 06, 2009, 02:23:32 PM »

dress up as a maid and make "uguu~" noises after every thrust?

well I have a new fantasy. 
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captainbiotch

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #196 on: December 06, 2009, 02:25:23 PM »
shut up lol. Really? I definately missed that signal.

Women so very often do.  :'(
Lol personal! Just bust out your dirt devil, vacuume up all the pieces of your "she misread my sideways attempt at an anal request" broken heart and tape that mamajama back together. There are lots of anal probing fingers in the...sea? Ha! It's cool. Sometimes girls mean yes when they say no. It's basically comparable.

BobFromPikeCreek

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« Reply #197 on: December 06, 2009, 02:25:32 PM »

dress up as a maid and make "uguu~" noises after every thrust?

well I have a new fantasy. 

Needs a dash of autism.
zzzzz

Van Cruncheon

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #198 on: December 06, 2009, 02:30:37 PM »
without autism, the lulziness quotient of the internet would drop by at LEAST 80%. i think there's a pareto principle thing there.
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #199 on: December 06, 2009, 02:31:05 PM »
I'm now going to assume that libertarians want to engage in assplay.  I wonder if the libertarian movement in general exists because men lack the forwardness and bravery to come out and admit they want to engage in some buttplay.  It would explain why they are so angry at least.
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duckman2000

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #200 on: December 06, 2009, 02:31:34 PM »
Have you guys ever thought about why brown nosing in every language has something to do with ass licking? Its some surpressed homo feeling there. Like a rimjob is so flattering.

I think that's just generally about dominance and submission, though. You can't get much lower than eating or breathing out of someone else ass. Lick up, kick down, and such.

Van Cruncheon

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« Reply #201 on: December 06, 2009, 02:32:21 PM »
that, multiplied against the fact that it a total taboo (and with good reason). dom/sub x taboo = boner academy for the porn-numbed and soul-busted internet set.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #202 on: December 06, 2009, 02:34:04 PM »
I'm now going to assume that libertarians want to engage in assplay.  I wonder if the libertarian movement in general exists because men lack the forwardness and bravery to come out and admit they want to engage in some buttplay.  It would explain why they are so angry at least.

the john birch society REALLY needs to start advertising their orgies better
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #203 on: December 06, 2009, 02:34:29 PM »
Sometimes girls mean yes when they say no.

"...Your Honor."
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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« Reply #204 on: December 06, 2009, 02:39:52 PM »
I like the threads on other boards and how things turned out:

GAF: People clamoring around and hoping she gets banned.  She does and they laugh about it.
OA: Mostly ignored, nobody cares
EB: Gay sex
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #205 on: December 06, 2009, 02:49:22 PM »

dress up as a maid and make "uguu~" noises after every thrust?

well I have a new fantasy. 
You'd look horrible in a maid outfit.

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #206 on: December 06, 2009, 02:53:45 PM »
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captainbiotch

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #207 on: December 06, 2009, 02:57:23 PM »
Sometimes girls mean yes when they say no.

"...Your Honor."
ha! Yeah but that's not why captain biotch is in jail

captainbiotch

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #208 on: December 06, 2009, 02:59:15 PM »
Just had phone conference with captainbiotch and court. Sounded like tears lol maybe it's hard in a holding cell lol

captainbiotch

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #209 on: December 06, 2009, 03:06:30 PM »
Well I didn't change the password so the next time you see captainbiotch it will probably be the real deal. Peace. It was very amusing

Van Cruncheon

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #210 on: December 06, 2009, 03:07:10 PM »
good job and good luck
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Don Flamenco

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« Reply #211 on: December 06, 2009, 03:15:16 PM »
she put him behind bars?  nice.  i missed that part

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #212 on: December 06, 2009, 03:28:50 PM »

dress up as a maid and make "uguu~" noises after every thrust?

well I have a new fantasy. 
You'd look horrible in a maid outfit.

ya  :'(  besides the fishnets get tangled in my leg hair.   :'(
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BlackMage

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #213 on: December 06, 2009, 03:30:32 PM »
I always miss the good shit  :'(
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muckhole

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« Reply #214 on: December 06, 2009, 03:32:29 PM »
I always miss the good shit  :'(

No kiddiing. The amount of time I spend logged in here, but miss one morning and *BAM*.

Never fails. :'(
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tehjaybo

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #215 on: December 06, 2009, 03:40:40 PM »
Damn, what a thread to be LTTP in....
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #216 on: December 06, 2009, 03:44:38 PM »
any tit pics yet? haven't read the thread
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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« Reply #217 on: December 06, 2009, 03:47:25 PM »
Nah but Cyanista sent pictures of her vag to this douche bag.  I wonder if captainbiotch is the only one that would have them (besides Ellrick).  I suspect not.  Maybe in the next relationship fallout with an OA regular, we might get them.

Until then...
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« Reply #218 on: December 06, 2009, 03:52:58 PM »
HOURS LATE



"I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing, but can you stick it in please?"

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #219 on: December 06, 2009, 03:57:22 PM »
i wanna to get in on vag pics

why doesnt anybody ever send me vag pics

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #220 on: December 06, 2009, 04:00:20 PM »
Just had phone conference with captainbiotch and court. Sounded like tears lol maybe it's hard in a holding cell lol

I don't think people get raped in holding.
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #221 on: December 06, 2009, 04:06:49 PM »
Just had phone conference with captainbiotch and court. Sounded like tears lol maybe it's hard in a holding cell lol

I don't think people get raped in holding.


Re: Fuck you
« Reply #222 on: December 06, 2009, 04:15:13 PM »
i wanna to get in on vag pics

why doesnt anybody ever send me vag pics
seriously, i even offered to rape her in a dark alley, and got no response. i feel hollow inside. maybe i just don't understand women?
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #223 on: December 06, 2009, 04:18:17 PM »
i wanna to get in on vag pics

why doesnt anybody ever send me vag pics
seriously, i even offered to rape her in a dark alley, and got no response. i feel hollow inside. maybe i just don't understand women?


you could've picked a more romantic setting, sheesh

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #224 on: December 06, 2009, 04:23:39 PM »
Rape her in a candle lit ally then?
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« Reply #225 on: December 06, 2009, 04:24:47 PM »
i wanna to get in on vag pics

why doesnt anybody ever send me vag pics
seriously, i even offered to rape her in a dark alley, and got no response. i feel hollow inside. maybe i just don't understand women?


you could've picked a more romantic setting, sheesh
what can i say i'm just a big softy. i even chose a venue close to my home so she would know she would be close to my heart.  :heartbeat
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« Reply #226 on: December 06, 2009, 04:29:38 PM »

Akala

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #227 on: December 06, 2009, 05:15:20 PM »
captainbiotch. rarely seen, never seen again.
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #228 on: December 06, 2009, 05:21:24 PM »
wtf happened in here?
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #229 on: December 06, 2009, 06:24:28 PM »
Lock this baby up and ship it off to the dysfunctional hall of fame.
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