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captainbiotch

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Fuck you
« on: December 06, 2009, 12:04:46 PM »
What the FUCK does a bitch gotta do to get blocked on this gay fucking website!?

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2009, 12:05:58 PM »
brag about beatin on women & spamming shit threads, apparently
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2009, 12:06:24 PM »
change yer password to random keyboard nonsense, doucheling
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2009, 12:06:38 PM »
Hi

captainbiotch

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2009, 12:10:25 PM »
Yeah. You guys are all so ignorant it is astounding! Here's one: get off the computer! You're not 10! Videogames are for children! Forums are for children and/or pervs. Have I left anythig out? Nope just checked. That's about all

Eel O'Brian

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2009, 12:12:02 PM »
mystery solved:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=18768105&postcount=31


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Well actually he didn't cheat on me. You'd know that if you weren't quite so stupid and read before you you typed. And I don't really give a shit about his Internet accounts. This gaming forum thing is his life. He is PATHETIC. He spends more time with his electronics than with his daughter. (the child, by the way was his idea, not me just getting knocked up) While revenge is on the agenda, it won't involve little forums or any kind. This is just for my amusement basically. Any little boy that needs to hit girls for any reason is a loser. An self defense is crap. Men don't get beat up by women. They let that happen. And by the way it's funny how your comment implies that im that pathetic. Honey, I don't know if you know this or not, but you're on a gaming forum right now. Talking shit to someone you don't know about a situation you don't understand. I feel like "grow up" is a little implied here. Thanks for participating though <3

i like her, she's funny
« Last Edit: December 06, 2009, 12:14:08 PM by Eel O'Brian »
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2009, 12:15:14 PM »
SMH. Someones cranky.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2009, 12:15:21 PM »
haha, it's his (ex-)gf posting? well, she's pretty awesome, then
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2009, 12:15:57 PM »
Hey stick around, we're actually cool.  In fact, I don't know how the idiot got approved here.  Also, there's pie.  Everyone loves pie!
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2009, 12:16:07 PM »
Yeah. You guys are all so ignorant it is astounding! Here's one: get off the computer! You're not 10! Videogames are for children! Forums are for children and/or pervs. Have I left anythig out? Nope just checked. That's about all

come on, baby, we all love ya here. don't piss us off, though, we have a mean backhand
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2009, 12:16:13 PM »
Oh shit, if its an account hijack then :lol
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2009, 12:17:20 PM »
she does have a point
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captainbiotch

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2009, 12:18:31 PM »
Lol lets keep her and rename her Janice
here's another one for dumb cunts running their mouths about big girl things that they obviously don't understand. And also for making my point yet again that perhaps you should go and do something better since you are so moved by my post that you had to get a word in. Good for you. It was entirely worthless considerring you know nothing about the situation nor the people involved. God I hate dumb bitches. They make the rest of us look so stupid by gender association.  

Eel O'Brian

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2009, 12:19:12 PM »
kosma's crotch is like a self-sustaining ecosystem, he could fix you right up for some revenge chlamydia-style
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2009, 12:19:30 PM »
i will leave forums for good if she burns his collection of ayn rand books and posts pics of the bonfire

"janice," see what good you can do? savage his deepest-held ideals AND rid the internet of another smartass shitheel! win-win! DO IT.
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2009, 12:19:45 PM »


Pie!
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captainbiotch

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2009, 12:20:42 PM »
best way to get back on him is give yourself a case of genital warts, and I can help out with that baby :smug
lol thank god! Hahaha ok that made my day a little better

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2009, 12:20:52 PM »
i will leave forums for good if she burns his collection of ayn rand books and posts pics of the bonfire

"janice," see what good you can do? savage his deepest-held ideals AND rid the internet of another smartass shitheel! win-win! DO IT.

Oh shit what, dude is a woman beating Randroid?

Yeah, burn his copies of Atlas Shrugged and Anthem and whatnot.  Also his framed, signed picture of RON PAUL.
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2009, 12:21:25 PM »
thankfully her typing fingers weren't damaged during the altercation
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« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2009, 12:22:17 PM »
You had this Randroid's baby?


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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2009, 12:22:33 PM »
uguu~
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2009, 12:23:52 PM »
i will leave forums for good if she burns his collection of ayn rand books and posts pics of the bonfire

"janice," see what good you can do? savage his deepest-held ideals AND rid the internet of another smartass shitheel! win-win! DO IT.

Oh shit what, dude is a woman beating Randroid?

Yeah, burn his copies of Atlas Shrugged and Anthem and whatnot.  Also his framed, signed picture of RON PAUL.

You have no respect for property rights. :ussrcry
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2009, 12:24:34 PM »
let's talk about this punch

was it a manpunch, or a random arm flailing
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captainbiotch

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2009, 12:25:13 PM »
i will leave forums for good if she burns his collection of ayn rand books and posts pics of the bonfire

"janice," see what good you can do? savage his deepest-held ideals AND rid the internet of another smartass shitheel! win-win! DO IT.
lol tht was the first thing that crossed my mind after
homocide actually. But burning books that he hasn't really nor is ever really going to read isn't as gratifying as talking shit about him on his Internet accounts which he does aparently care about. But no worries. What's coming is going to be much better. For me I guess. Not so much for him lol

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #24 on: December 06, 2009, 12:26:04 PM »

whose Joke account is this?

Joe Molotov

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #25 on: December 06, 2009, 12:26:26 PM »
You had this Randroid's baby?
(Image removed from quote.)



Is that supposed to be a mustache and beard, or did someone just give him a dirty sanchez?
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #26 on: December 06, 2009, 12:26:38 PM »
are you going to give him a bit of the old lorena bobbitt
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #27 on: December 06, 2009, 12:27:08 PM »
my bet is a couple jello-like and tearful arm lashes to the head and body, and then he stepped in for the rage-sobbing chokehold. how dare how dare HOW DARE SHE BRING UP HIS SOLE SOURCE OF AFFIRMATION AND VALIDATION IN HIS LIFE, HIS TREASURED INTERNET HAREM  BAAAWWWWWW

:'( :'( :'(:punch :punch :punch
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #28 on: December 06, 2009, 12:27:34 PM »
Diary of a Mad Libertarian
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captainbiotch

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #29 on: December 06, 2009, 12:28:21 PM »
let's talk about this punch

was it a manpunch, or a random arm flailing
no honey, it wasn't a punch. I've been punched by dudes. He carried me by my neck into the living room, threw me on the ground and hammer punched me in the head, shoulder, and ribs no less than 12 times. I'm not a pussy. I wouldn't get this fired up about nothing.

Joe Molotov

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« Reply #30 on: December 06, 2009, 12:28:28 PM »
At least he didn't hit you with Atlas Shrugged, that shit would leave a mark.
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Donono

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #31 on: December 06, 2009, 12:28:32 PM »
Use his beloved electronics as kindling for the Rand burn.

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #32 on: December 06, 2009, 12:28:39 PM »
i will leave forums for good if she burns his collection of ayn rand books and posts pics of the bonfire

"janice," see what good you can do? savage his deepest-held ideals AND rid the internet of another smartass shitheel! win-win! DO IT.

lol tht was the first thing that crossed my mind after
homocide actually. But burning books that he hasn't really nor is ever really going to read isn't as gratifying as talking shit about him on his Internet accounts which he does aparently care about. But no worries. What's coming is going to be much better. For me I guess. Not so much for him lol

Oh shit...



You're gonna cut his johnson off, aren't you?
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #33 on: December 06, 2009, 12:29:10 PM »
let's talk about this punch

was it a manpunch, or a random arm flailing
no honey, it wasn't a punch. I've been punched by dudes. He carried me by my neck into the living room, threw me on the ground and hammer punched me in the head, shoulder, and ribs no less than 12 times. I'm not a pussy. I wouldn't get this fired up about nothing.

Jesus  :-\
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captainbiotch

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #34 on: December 06, 2009, 12:29:59 PM »
You had this Randroid's baby?
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yep. That's the woman beating baby daddy. I sure know how to pick em!

Re: Fuck you
« Reply #35 on: December 06, 2009, 12:30:52 PM »
Were you being a parasite?
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #36 on: December 06, 2009, 12:30:56 PM »
well holy fuck, boy's got ISH-YEWS amirite :o

i'm out, gonna go kiss my wife and hug my daughter

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throw 'em both down the stairs, biotch has set the bar high :punch
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #37 on: December 06, 2009, 12:31:30 PM »
i say you should take a ball for that

he'd still have one left, think of all the hilarity when future women ask him how he lost the other
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captainbiotch

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #38 on: December 06, 2009, 12:32:14 PM »
Use his beloved electronics as kindling for the Rand burn.
well I took the baby, turned his computer into dust and threw his tv on the floor. Now I'm ruining his Internet accounts, and when he gets out of jail my good good friends will be really happy to see his pretty face :)

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #39 on: December 06, 2009, 12:32:54 PM »
You can keep his Internet account.
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #40 on: December 06, 2009, 12:33:05 PM »
or carve a smiley face on the tip, bitches love smiley faces
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captainbiotch

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #41 on: December 06, 2009, 12:33:21 PM »
Were you being a parasite?
what do you mean?

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« Reply #42 on: December 06, 2009, 12:33:27 PM »
or carve a smiley face on the tip, bitches love smiley faces
:lol
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #43 on: December 06, 2009, 12:33:46 PM »
you didn't ruin this internet account, you made it better
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« Reply #44 on: December 06, 2009, 12:34:08 PM »
Were you being a parasite?
what do you mean?

I was just referencing Rand's Objectivism.
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« Reply #45 on: December 06, 2009, 12:34:27 PM »
you didn't ruin this internet account, you made it better

It's true.
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captainbiotch

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« Reply #46 on: December 06, 2009, 12:34:38 PM »
or carve a smiley face on the tip, bitches love smiley faces
we do. It's so true!

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« Reply #47 on: December 06, 2009, 12:35:17 PM »
you didn't ruin this internet account, you made it better

It's true.

I barely knew who he was. I had to look at his post history.
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Barry Egan

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #48 on: December 06, 2009, 12:35:45 PM »
from (edit) captainbiotch's post history:

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The sad thing about todays current state of affairs is that responsible rational people have become so rare that we can no longer gear laws encouraging the social dominance of these people and instead must gear laws towards individuals who are apparently too dumb and ignorant and lazy to put their pants on properly.  Long live the mediocre

*ba-dum ptshh*
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #49 on: December 06, 2009, 12:36:49 PM »
i'm back -- captainbiotch was ocelittle?
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captainbiotch

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #50 on: December 06, 2009, 12:37:00 PM »
Were you being a parasite?
what do you mean?

I was just referencing Rand's Objectivism.
lol I thought you were asking if I had been a nagging freeloading whor€. Which I wasn't. Until I got knocked around.

Eel O'Brian

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #51 on: December 06, 2009, 12:37:37 PM »
make sure you get his guns
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« Reply #52 on: December 06, 2009, 12:38:11 PM »
I barely knew who he was. I had to look at his post history.

And spotted there:

"Guns don't kill people, people kill people, deal with the real problem, BAD PEOPLE."

I guess as long as you don't outright shoot someone, it's all good.



Also, did you get his guns?  :drool


edit: god damn it Eel  >:(

Joe Molotov

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« Reply #53 on: December 06, 2009, 12:38:25 PM »
make sure you get his guns

He's played a lot of Counter-Strike, so he knows how to use them.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #54 on: December 06, 2009, 12:38:35 PM »
isn't he buttpals with that other well-known internet misogynist, olimario
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Barry Egan

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #55 on: December 06, 2009, 12:39:11 PM »
i'm back -- captainbiotch was ocelittle?

sorry I'm not sure why I said ocelittle.  No I dont think so.

captainbiotch

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #56 on: December 06, 2009, 12:39:51 PM »
Lol! Omg he would poop in his panties if I took his account!! I don't think I use it though. The only games I play are like peggle and civ 4 AND I'd rather not have people hating on me cause I'm not Danny

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #57 on: December 06, 2009, 12:40:18 PM »
isn't he buttpals with that other well-known internet misogynist, olimario

What a pair- one shipped pics of his nekkid gf to morphix for a psp and the other is a woman beater.
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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #58 on: December 06, 2009, 12:41:07 PM »
This came out of nowhere.

Anyway, ransack his shit, pawn his valuables off, leave him with as little as possible.

Then never talk to him again unless it's through lawyers.
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Fuck you
« Reply #59 on: December 06, 2009, 12:41:14 PM »
honestly, make sure the authorities are aware of his firearm collection, in any case

they're probably on record, but it couldn't hurt to refresh their memory
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