Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Joe Molotov]

Alright, I'm all in at this point.

[BlueTsunami]

Seems like Amirox's kryptonite is dog pilling! Sure, he can "wall of text" a single poster but with our powers combined...

[Joe Molotov]

He's cracking.

[Crushed]

joe pull up you're coming in too hot, joe turn left noooooo

[Don Flamenco]

he's playing the utilitarian card very nicely; lets see if you guys can get out of this. 

[Flannel Boy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19116313&postcount=305

This is the favorite for "Annihilator of 2010."

[BlueTsunami]

Yeah, I think Gruco is gonna short out the bot, those are a lot of meaningful questions to spin

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19116313&postcount=305

This is the favorite for "Annihilator of 2010."

Oooh, that was a good one.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I think the only reason why Amir0x was made into a mod was because he was on GAF almost 24 hours a day and the only other one to do that is Wario64, who is most likely a bot of some kind.

Although this isn't the first (or last) time Amir0x is getting flamed for his stupid and shitty decisions.  He'll be fine.

Also regarding icecream's uguu game: like I said on GAF, this is some strong Prole nip as it has animu lolis and hex combat.

[Don Flamenco]

jesus can we just spam posts so I can stop seeing a 5 year old's crotch every time I open the thread?!

[Gruco]

Yeah, this isn't really going to matter.  At the end of the day, we're looking at a thread similar to the "punched cop, walked home barefoot" where you just kind of enjoy the ride.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

jesus can we just spam posts so I can stop seeing a 5 year old's crotch every time I open the thread?!

Do you have Ad Block?  I frequently use it to get rid of GAF fad avatars, avatars of women, and general uguu shit.

[BlueTsunami]

I just realized it was my post with all the sexy uguu crotch. Its all god naw.

[Powerslave]

"uguu" isn't a funny or witty phrase you shitcocks.

[Flannel Boy]

"uguu" isn't a funny or witty phrase you shitcocks.

 

[TakingBackSunday]

uguuuguuguuguuguuuguuuguuuguuuguuuguuuguuuguuuguuuguuuguuuguuuguuuguuuguuuguuuguuuguuuguuuguuuguuuguuuguuuguuuguuuguuuguuuguuuguu

[Flannel Boy]

Can a mod please change powerslave's name to "uguu~"

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

We can't all keep up with the latest 4chan craze, Powerslave.

Can a mod please change powerslave's name to "uguu~"

I asked Willco to change my name to that and he didn't.  What a fuck 

[Joe Molotov]

Alright, I think that's my last post in that GAF thread.

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Unless I think of something funny.

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[BlueTsunami]

I love how lasslave brought up the fact that he knows some victims of drunk drivers. Nothing qualifies your statement more than knowing someone first hand! And using it against someone on the internets ta' boot!. So sleazy.

[Phoenix Dark]

[youtube=560,345]aYWcuD77lwo[/youtube]
Great video, or greatest video

[Diunx]

Is that Amirox in that pic he posted with the woman and the old dude? I would expect someone that makes tons of money to buy a new fucking suit after he loses weight, he looks like a clown in that suit.

[BlueTsunami]

[youtube=560,345]aYWcuD77lwo[/youtube]
Great video, or greatest video

Oh God, now I need to masturbate again. The brunette chick looks like a way hotter version of Sarah Chalke (of Scrubs).

[Joe Molotov]

I love how lasslave brought up the fact that he knows some victims of drunk drivers. Nothing qualifies your statement more than knowing someone first hand! And using it against someone on the internets ta' boot!. So sleazy.

He knew people that lost family to drunk drivers, and they barely even seemed to care! Totally not a big deal when it happens, you get over it pretty quick.

[Flannel Boy]

Ami had 13 drinks, but he also had a coffee. That evens things out, right?

[BlueTsunami]

I love how lasslave brought up the fact that he knows some victims of drunk drivers. Nothing qualifies your statement more than knowing someone first hand! And using it against someone on the internets ta' boot!. So sleazy.

He knew people that lost family to drunk drivers, and they barely even seemed to care! Totally not a big deal when it happens, you get over it pretty quick.

He is a "Master of Forgiveness" though.

Comes with a "+50% chance to forgive the unforgivable" perk

[Joe Molotov]

Plus a couple of lines of coke, but that's just to get to baseline levels.

[Don Flamenco]

"uguu" isn't a funny or witty phrase you shitcocks.

it's even funnier now.  ^__________________________________________________^;;;;;  

[Don Flamenco]

lsslave, here's a friendship bracelet.  It might be handy if you, the master of forgiveness, take it with you.

[Great Rumbler]

I hate this guy. I know I'm not the smartest dude in the world but goddamn is this guy dumb.

It's okay to drive while drunk and kill someone as long as it wasn't your intention to do so!

[Flannel Boy]

I hate this guy. I know I'm not the smartest dude in the world but goddamn is this guy dumb.

It's okay to drive while drunk and kill someone as long as it wasn't your intention to do so!

Good thing that law doesn't require intent to convict someone of vehicular homicide (or the equivalent charge).

[Don Flamenco]

I hate this guy. I know I'm not the smartest dude in the world but goddamn is this guy dumb.

It's okay to drive while drunk and kill someone as long as it wasn't your intention to do so!

Good thing that law doesn't require intent to convict someone of vehicular homicide (or the equivalent charge).

but the regret/sorrow exceptions allow you to get off scot-free if you apologize within 12 hours of the accident.

[Joe Molotov]

Oh, that crazy law, with it's antiquated black and white viewpoints on killing people.

[Rman]

[youtube=560,345]3ghfhvTv3Zc[/youtube]
 

[Don Flamenco]

[youtube=560,345]3ghfhvTv3Zc[/youtube]
 

surprised that one chick didn't make it-- the one with the really fucked up teeth who ended up on japanese tv.

[Crushed]

lsslave, here's a friendship bracelet.  It might be handy if you, the master of forgiveness, take it with you.

post of the new decade

but the regret/sorrow exceptions allow you to get off scot-free if you apologize within 12 hours of the accident.

you have to touch the big tree and shout "base" first

[Oblivion]

Does anyone have that video of Amir0x playing with Wii Fit?

[Flannel Boy]

Does anyone have that video of Amir0x playing with Wii Fit?

sounds like something Demi would save.

[M3wThr33]

[youtube=560,345]3ghfhvTv3Zc[/youtube]
 

Oh, racist Japanese person, cherry picking ugly Americans and cute Japanese girls.

I predict in 2010 Japan will finally sink under the weight of its own sin.

[Veidt]

[youtube=560,345]3ghfhvTv3Zc[/youtube]
 

Oh, racist Japanese person, cherry picking ugly Americans and cute Japanese girls.

I predict in 2010 Japan will finally sink under the weight of its own sin.

I do not doubt this. The frequent earthquakes are an indication.

You know, I could make the argument that virtually 99% of Japanese are cosplaying as white people every day of their lives, but ...

wait, no "but", I'm going with that.

Also this.

[BamYouHaveAids]

i just took a look at the fashion thread. $75 for a wallet? $500 for a coat? $300 for a button down shirt? i love how people recommend taking a look at that thread and like it is necessary viewing to attract a woman.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

That is because the majority of GAF members have absolutely no identities or personality whatsoever.

[AdmiralViscen]

Holy fuck @ Amir0x. Just from the links and quotes here. Ownage.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

I am hugely successful, make tons of money,

 

lol yeah, not according to the footage I've seen.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Well, he is huge...

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

Yeah, he's defintely that.

[youtube=560,345]aYWcuD77lwo[/youtube]
Great video, or greatest video

Someone help me out here.  Are those cheeseburgers?  I know it's totally fucking obvious to spot a majority of 'em but I've been fooled before....like that time in Amsterdam.

[archie4208]

I am hugely successful, make tons of money,

 

Well he is huge.

[AdmiralViscen]

I am hugely successful, make tons of money,

 

he is huge after all

[Powerslave]

Maybe the chemical balance in Amirox' brain is so messed up from all that drugs, that his coffee trick simply works because of it.

[Junpei the Tracer!]

[youtube=560,345]aYWcuD77lwo[/youtube]
Great video, or greatest video

Liked this. Like the blond one.

[CHOW CHOW]

Why give this guy Amirox so much of your time?  I just don't get this.  Have you seen what this guy looks like?  He's a disgusting, unkempt slob.  You can tell that GAF is the only place where a cat like this gets any sort of attention or recognition.  He's completely irrelevant in real life.

I dunno, doesn't this go through your minds when you're talking to people online, or am I the only one that has this admittedly shallow mindset?

Dragona Akehi is another good example of someone who's completely irrelevant and ignored in real life abusing what little power she has (on an Internet forum).  She's hideous.  She's a monster.

Hell, you could put Evilore in that group as well.  Anyone have that photo of him in the MAF shirt?  The guy is your prototypical nerd, yet so many people put him on this pedestal or whatever.  Who cares?  Would you even wanna be seen talking to a guy like that at a bar/lounge/club?  He looks like some sort of elf with a deformed face, a 120lb one at that.

They're not movie stars, or athletes, or musicians, or anybody with even the slightest bit of significance.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

u mad?

[CHOW CHOW]

[Powerslave]

They do it for the microscopic ego boost they achieve from it.

[Don Flamenco]

He is like 600 pounds, so maybe 11 drinks just gave him a small buzz

[GilloD]

What's with the lock on my GAF-only thread idea thread?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Props to Willco for putting the kibosh on the GAF thread split idea.  Anything to remove the legitimacy of youtubes of socially awkward kids doing socially awkward things in front of a webcam or try hard clips can only be a plus.

[GilloD]

Props to Willco for putting the kibosh on the GAF thread split idea.  Anything to remove the legitimacy of youtubes of socially awkward kids doing socially awkward things in front of a webcam or try hard clips can only be a plus.

It's gotta be better than digging through 10 pages of people living out their GAF-fantasies by proxy.

[Stoney Mason]

It's gotta be better than digging through 10 pages of people living out their GAF-fantasies by proxy.

This.

I'll make the post I was going to make before the other thread got locked.

I lurked a good deal before I joined and while the thread has always had GAF as a recurring theme lately its been dominant. Even I have contributed to that which I regret and will stop. Just seems like there should be a centralized GAF only thread if that much time is going to be spent bitching about it. But I'll drop the subject now.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Not all of us are banned from there!

I don't think there would be a problem with a "Post your shitty Youtubes here" thread.  We have a generalized chat thread, music thread, movies thread, politics thread, etc.  If wading through GAF drama is that arduous, then make a Youtube thread.

Not being a dick, I'm just saying you could probably do that without changing the stickies.