Guys, let's throw an icon in the river.
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make Mr. Sleeping Bag Man into an animated icon, please.
Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on January 02, 2010, 10:13:45 PMmake Mr. Sleeping Bag Man into an animated icon, please.I'm not jin, but this is for you joe: :kiss(Image removed from quote.)
Quote from: Ichirou on January 03, 2010, 12:37:24 AMSomeone needs to post Crushed's Spartan story. I'm still LOL'ing over it. "I HAVE IMBIBED A POTION, A BREWED TEA FROM THE EAST!" I'd say Oblivion should do it, but he'd post it in the MLB thread.
Someone needs to post Crushed's Spartan story. I'm still LOL'ing over it. "I HAVE IMBIBED A POTION, A BREWED TEA FROM THE EAST!"
"Moooooooother!!!" He bellowed. "You promised me I could kill the helots today!"A Spartan woman climbed out of the second chariot and gestured towards the third where a younger woman and a dark-skinned African prince looked on anxiously."Amiroxos. Your sister and her courter wish to kill helots. You may do it another day."The Spartan man's face grew even more crimson, though it may have been either rage or the heat from the flames of the village he had destroyed without care."Womaaaaaan! You have liiiiiiiiied to meeeeeeeee!" his words sending spit flying into her face. The Persian army was unable to control their laughter. "Siiiiiiilence, Asians! This is between mmmyyy mmotheeeeeerrrrrr... and I!"
The women, children, and elderly of the village huddled together in fear. Their men, armed with crude weapons and farming tools, stood before the mighty army of the Achaemenid Empire. They were helots, the serfs and slaves who tended to the land of Laconia, so that their masters, the Spartans, could ignore such work and play at war like children. How could they expect help from their king and laws in the face of invasion, when that king and those laws said any helot could be murdered without penalty by any free citizen of Sparta? They were even used as fodder for training, so that the young Spartan soldiers could come of age by taking lives.So it was with a sense of astonishment that they beheld the chariot racing towards them. A large Spartan man held the reigns in one hand, a torch in the other, crashing towards the army. At least one of the "warriors" had the honor to die alongside them in defense of their home, they solemnly thought.This feeling soon dissipated. The chariot suddenly began to swerve, and sharply turned towards the village. With a thunderous crash the chariot exploded into a hut, breaking the two apart. The torch fell out of the Spartan's hand, and flame began to spread through the village. The villagers stood stunned. The Persians, who at first prepared to take out the "warrior" before all else, realized the comedy and began to laugh.The man stood up. He wobbled from side to side. His large belly rolled. His cheeks were flush. The man was clearly in worship of Dionysus. He looked annoyed as two more chariots appeared."Moooooooother!!!" He bellowed. "You promised me I could kill the helots today!"A Spartan woman climbed out of the second chariot and gestured towards the third where a younger woman and a dark-skinned African prince looked on anxiously."Amiroxos. Your sister and her courter wish to kill helots. You may do it another day."The Spartan man's face grew even more crimson, though it may have been either rage or the heat from the flames of the village he had destroyed without care."Womaaaaaan! You have liiiiiiiiied to meeeeeeeee!" his words sending spit flying into her face. The Persian army was unable to control their laughter. "Siiiiiiilence, Asians! This is between mmmyyy mmotheeeeeerrrrrr... and I!"The mother, straining in anger from the impudence of her son, pulled out an satchel from the chariot and swung it into his face."MYYYYYY FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!" he cried, his round hairy belly flopping up and down. "MOOOOOOOTHHHHEEEEEER!" He grabbed her by the wrists and began to shout. "IIII WILL NOT STAAAAAAAND FOOOOR THIIIIIIIIIS!" The bickering ensued while the helots wept and the Persians doubled over and rolled upon the ground.Eventually, Spartan guards appeared. "Citizen and soldier! Have you done dishonor to this woman?""SHUT UP YOU PELOPONNESE PIGS!" the man cried. At some point during the argument his sandals have been unloosed, and he moved his feet to keep the rocks out of his toes. He climbed into his mother's chariot."You have imbibed too much wine!" The guards shouted."Nonnnnnnnnnnnsense! The physician gave me a potionnnnnn, a breeeeewed teeeeeea of the east, said to give the body lifeeeeeee!" he argued, obviously still under the influence of the vine. "And noooow, ooooofffff!" He nearly fell off as the horses started forward, and wobbled back and forth as they carried him on a crooked and curving path into the distance.The army of Persians stood silent. It was too funny to even laugh. Their bellies had nearly split in pain. Suddenly, one of the soldiers cried out with a start."My hashish! Someone has taken it!"
"MYYYYYY FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!" he cried, his round hairy belly flopping up and down.
Nobody's going to c/p this into the thread? It totally deserves to be there. Oblivion should do it since he's going to get banned anyway.
Quote from: Ichirou on January 03, 2010, 01:02:18 AMNobody's going to c/p this into the thread? It totally deserves to be there. Oblivion should do it since he's going to get banned anyway. After Oblivious went and just screwed the pooch, it took the fun out of the whole thing. I think everyone just kinda sighed and walked away at that point.
Obliterated.
lsslave ruined it for me because he's stupid and brought up about how his father beat him (which in turn made him the master of forgiveness).
The important thing is, 2010 is off to a good start.
Quote from: Green Man on January 03, 2010, 01:50:29 AMThe important thing is, 2010 is off to a good start.Yes, you guys spent the first 2 days of 2010 talking about Amirox. Great start!
Joe can you make a vagina from your belly button?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=383832wiitards still can't accept the way things are for their sad excuse of a console.
doh. was wondering about bayonetta install on the 360...
slowdowns or not i am installing, it pains me to even hear my xbox install games let alone play them uninstalled
Quote from: drew on January 03, 2010, 02:28:29 PMslowdowns or not i am installing, it pains me to even hear my xbox install games let alone play them uninstalledI'm going to install it. Bayonetta is the most extreme recent example of anecdotal impressions being all over the place. You can't trust anyone's technical impressions because they are either brain dead or pushing a system warrior agenda.
i laughed at this guy in the gaf thread that said he is a "huge fan of the genre" but doesnt even own a 360 and is boycotting bayonetta
Quote from: drew on January 03, 2010, 06:38:31 PMi laughed at this guy in the gaf thread that said he is a "huge fan of the genre" but doesnt even own a 360 and is boycotting bayonetta He's also a big JRPG fan and has posted about a million times in the Vesperia thread raging about Namco not annoucing it for the PS3.
Even people that supposedly have both machines are playing it on the PS3 just because....well, I have no fucking idea why.
I played the Bayonetta demo but it didn't click with me. Felt like the game was doing more playing around than I was. I like to have a certain amount of control and it didn't give it to me. But the tits distracted me enough to make it through.
Isn't he the pedo who posted Drinky's daughter's name?
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 03, 2010, 09:59:33 PMIsn't he the pedo who posted Drinky's daughter's name?Who the fuck would do this?
Dude must be a serious fucking internet stalker to find out Drinky's kid's name. Fucked up.
Quote from: Ichirou on January 03, 2010, 11:17:30 PMDude must be a serious fucking internet stalker to find out Drinky's kid's name. Fucked up.Like somebody else said above, he has a website where he tracks all kind of creepy factoids about different posters.
That he wasn't permabanned is still a mystery to me.
Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on January 03, 2010, 11:36:32 PMQuote from: Ichirou on January 03, 2010, 11:17:30 PMDude must be a serious fucking internet stalker to find out Drinky's kid's name. Fucked up.Like somebody else said above, he has a website where he tracks all kind of creepy factoids about different posters. Nothing creepy about me being a decent guy. You're just mad you dont have a listing. I'll make a wiki about you, if you want.
