Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

make Mr. Sleeping Bag Man into an animated icon, please.

I'm not jin, but this is for you joe: :kiss

[Great Rumbler]

make Mr. Sleeping Bag Man into an animated icon, please.

I'm not jin, but this is for you joe: :kiss

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[Oblivion]

Someone needs to post Crushed's Spartan story.  I'm still LOL'ing over it.

"I HAVE IMBIBED A POTION, A BREWED TEA FROM THE EAST!"

I'd say Oblivion should do it, but he'd post it in the MLB thread.

 :'( :'( :'(

This problem would have been avoided if I had some coffee before posting.

[Flannel Boy]

a cup of coffee cures all ills.

[Ichirou]

"Moooooooother!!!" He bellowed. "You promised me I could kill the helots today!"

A Spartan woman climbed out of the second chariot and gestured towards the third where a younger woman and a dark-skinned African prince looked on anxiously.

"Amiroxos. Your sister and her courter wish to kill helots. You may do it another day."

The Spartan man's face grew even more crimson, though it may have been either rage or the heat from the flames of the village he had destroyed without care.

"Womaaaaaan! You have liiiiiiiiied to meeeeeeeee!" his words sending spit flying into her face. The Persian army was unable to control their laughter. "Siiiiiiilence, Asians! This is between mmmyyy mmotheeeeeerrrrrr... and I!"

lololololol

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

The women, children, and elderly of the village huddled together in fear. Their men, armed with crude weapons and farming tools, stood before the mighty army of the Achaemenid Empire. They were helots, the serfs and slaves who tended to the land of Laconia, so that their masters, the Spartans, could ignore such work and play at war like children.

How could they expect help from their king and laws in the face of invasion, when that king and those laws said any helot could be murdered without penalty by any free citizen of Sparta? They were even used as fodder for training, so that the young Spartan soldiers could come of age by taking lives.

So it was with a sense of astonishment that they beheld the chariot racing towards them. A large Spartan man held the reigns in one hand, a torch in the other, crashing towards the army. At least one of the "warriors" had the honor to die alongside them in defense of their home, they solemnly thought.

This feeling soon dissipated. The chariot suddenly began to swerve, and sharply turned towards the village. With a thunderous crash the chariot exploded into a hut, breaking the two apart. The torch fell out of the Spartan's hand, and flame began to spread through the village. The villagers stood stunned. The Persians, who at first prepared to take out the "warrior" before all else, realized the comedy and began to laugh.

The man stood up. He wobbled from side to side. His large belly rolled. His cheeks were flush. The man was clearly in worship of Dionysus. He looked annoyed as two more chariots appeared.

"Moooooooother!!!" He bellowed. "You promised me I could kill the helots today!"

A Spartan woman climbed out of the second chariot and gestured towards the third where a younger woman and a dark-skinned African prince looked on anxiously.

"Amiroxos. Your sister and her courter wish to kill helots. You may do it another day."

The Spartan man's face grew even more crimson, though it may have been either rage or the heat from the flames of the village he had destroyed without care.

"Womaaaaaan! You have liiiiiiiiied to meeeeeeeee!" his words sending spit flying into her face. The Persian army was unable to control their laughter. "Siiiiiiilence, Asians! This is between mmmyyy mmotheeeeeerrrrrr... and I!"

The mother, straining in anger from the impudence of her son, pulled out an satchel from the chariot and swung it into his face.

"MYYYYYY FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!" he cried, his round hairy belly flopping up and down. "MOOOOOOOTHHHHEEEEEER!" He grabbed her by the wrists and began to shout. "IIII WILL NOT STAAAAAAAND FOOOOR THIIIIIIIIIS!" The bickering ensued while the helots wept and the Persians doubled over and rolled upon the ground.

Eventually, Spartan guards appeared. "Citizen and soldier! Have you done dishonor to this woman?"

"SHUT UP YOU PELOPONNESE PIGS!" the man cried. At some point during the argument his sandals have been unloosed, and he moved his feet to keep the rocks out of his toes. He climbed into his mother's chariot.

"You have imbibed too much wine!" The guards shouted.

"Nonnnnnnnnnnnsense! The physician gave me a potionnnnnn, a breeeeewed teeeeeea of the east, said to give the body lifeeeeeee!" he argued, obviously still under the influence of the vine. "And noooow, ooooofffff!" He nearly fell off as the horses started forward, and wobbled back and forth as they carried him on a crooked and curving path into the distance.


The army of Persians stood silent. It was too funny to even laugh. Their bellies had nearly split in pain. Suddenly, one of the soldiers cried out with a start.

"My hashish! Someone has taken it!"

needs to be bumped for the new page

omg

[demi]

"MYYYYYY FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!" he cried, his round hairy belly flopping up and down.

I dunno man I could fap to this.

[drew]

is that sweat flying off of him?

[Joe Molotov]

make Mr. Sleeping Bag Man into an animated icon, please.

I'm not jin, but this is for you joe: :kiss

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Awesome.

[Ichirou]

Nobody's going to c/p this into the thread?  It totally deserves to be there.  Oblivion should do it since he's going to get banned anyway.

[Joe Molotov]

Nobody's going to c/p this into the thread?  It totally deserves to be there.  Oblivion should do it since he's going to get banned anyway.

After Oblivious went and just screwed the pooch, it took the fun out of the whole thing. I think everyone just kinda sighed and walked away at that point.

[Flannel Boy]

Nobody's going to c/p this into the thread?  It totally deserves to be there.  Oblivion should do it since he's going to get banned anyway.

After Oblivious went and just screwed the pooch, it took the fun out of the whole thing. I think everyone just kinda sighed and walked away at that point.

Obliterated.

[Crushed]

Nobody's going to c/p this into the thread?  It totally deserves to be there.  Oblivion should do it since he's going to get banned anyway.

nah man, i think it'd be too much for the irl helots (gaf) to handle, plus the whole thing seems over now

[Oblivion]

Nobody's going to c/p this into the thread?  It totally deserves to be there.  Oblivion should do it since he's going to get banned anyway.

After Oblivious went and just screwed the pooch, it took the fun out of the whole thing. I think everyone just kinda sighed and walked away at that point.

Et tu, Joe?

Obliterated.

[Flannel Boy]

lsslave ruined it for me because he's stupid and brought up about how his father beat him (which in turn made him the master of forgiveness).

Before he was two years-old. . . .

[Don Flamenco]

holy shwow, the story, the gif

[Crushed]

and kranz made fun of him by comparing him to a resident evil character

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he was beaten as a baby, that means he's a silent hill character

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i'm going to hell for that

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[Powerslave]

The important thing is, 2010 is off to a good start.

Yes, you guys spent the first 2 days of 2010 talking about Amirox. Great start!

[pilonv1]

jesus fuck these last two pages

[Joe Molotov]

The important thing is, 2010 is off to a good start.

Yes, you guys spent the first 2 days of 2010 talking about Amirox. Great start!

We also talked about deleted Avatar sex scenes.

[demi]

Joe can you make a vagina from your belly button?

[M3wThr33]

Joe can you make a vagina from your belly button?

What do you care? You just want to fuck those luscious rolls of fat.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=383832

wiitards still can't accept the way things are for their sad excuse of a console.

Sega finally understands the demographics of the Wii, Nintards cry in response

I wonder how many Nintards on GAF bought Dead Space Extraction.  Not too many, I bet.

[Don Flamenco]

does A Master Ninja post here?   I have a question for him...

[MCD]

he doesn't.

[Don Flamenco]

doh.  was wondering about bayonetta install on the 360...

[Draft]

doh.  was wondering about bayonetta install on the 360...

He said the install made parts of the game slowdown that ran normally off the disc.

[Don Flamenco]

I read that, but I was gonna ask which parts (i'm not seeing a difference.)  360 version kinda needs a patch too for some slowdown.  Not in any fights, thankfully. 

[archie4208]

That is disappointing.  My 360 sounds like a jet engine when reading discs so I pretty much need an install for the sake of my ears.

[Draft]

Some other people also said they didn't notice a difference, so maybe he has a busted hard drive.

[drew]

slowdowns or not i am installing, it pains me to even hear my xbox install games let alone play them uninstalled

[Barry Egan]

oh.  archie and Draft are two different posters.  Cool.

[Eric P]

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invading russia in winter indeed

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[Flannel Boy]

 

[Joe Molotov]

Buy a Porno, Get a Wii Game

[Draft]

slowdowns or not i am installing, it pains me to even hear my xbox install games let alone play them uninstalled

I'm going to install it.

Bayonetta is the most extreme recent example of anecdotal impressions being all over the place. You can't trust anyone's technical impressions because they are either brain dead or pushing a system warrior agenda.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

slowdowns or not i am installing, it pains me to even hear my xbox install games let alone play them uninstalled

I'm going to install it.

Bayonetta is the most extreme recent example of anecdotal impressions being all over the place. You can't trust anyone's technical impressions because they are either brain dead or pushing a system warrior agenda.

That is because it is the first instance in a long time where the PS3 version is substantially worse than the 360 version.

[drew]

i laughed at this guy in the gaf thread that said he is a "huge fan of the genre" but doesnt even own a 360 and is boycotting bayonetta

[Joe Molotov]

i laughed at this guy in the gaf thread that said he is a "huge fan of the genre" but doesnt even own a 360 and is boycotting bayonetta

He's also a big JRPG fan and has posted about a million times in the Vesperia thread raging about Namco not annoucing it for the PS3.

[Madrun Badrun]

I liked this

[Ichirou]

i laughed at this guy in the gaf thread that said he is a "huge fan of the genre" but doesnt even own a 360 and is boycotting bayonetta

He's also a big JRPG fan and has posted about a million times in the Vesperia thread raging about Namco not annoucing it for the PS3.

Pretty sure PS3 Vesperia isn't coming over, they would've announced it already.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

That Bayonetta thread over at GAF is ridiculous.  Even people that supposedly have both machines are playing it on the PS3 just because....well, I have no fucking idea why.  Their system loyalty knows no bounds.

Onward console soldiers.

[pilonv1]

Even people that supposedly have both machines are playing it on the PS3 just because....well, I have no fucking idea why. 

vocal minority, xfag owners are too busy playing it to post

[M3wThr33]

I played the Bayonetta demo but it didn't click with me. Felt like the game was doing more playing around than I was. I like to have a certain amount of control and it didn't give it to me. But the tits distracted me enough to make it through.

[drew]

hate blame the player not the game, mewthee

[archie4208]

I played the Bayonetta demo but it didn't click with me. Felt like the game was doing more playing around than I was. I like to have a certain amount of control and it didn't give it to me. But the tits distracted me enough to make it through.

PS3 or 360 version?

[archie4208]

I think I found a Youtube of GAF celebrity JoshuaJSlone.  I could be wrong, though!

[youtube=560,345]tHbEjN6tWwU[/youtube]

[Diunx]

Who?

[archie4208]

Some Nintendo fan who likes sales.  He has a Wiki and keeps tabs on GAF posters.  Kinda creepy.

[archie4208]

ya. 

[The Fake Shemp]

Isn't he the pedo who posted Drinky's daughter's name?

Who the fuck would do this?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Isn't he the pedo who posted Drinky's daughter's name?

Who the fuck would do this?

A Nintendo fan.  Drinky's trolls cut deeper than we'd think.

[Ichirou]

Dude must be a serious fucking internet stalker to find out Drinky's kid's name.  Fucked up.

[Joe Molotov]

Dude must be a serious fucking internet stalker to find out Drinky's kid's name.  Fucked up.

Like somebody else said above, he has a website where he tracks all kind of creepy factoids about different posters.

[demi]

Dude must be a serious fucking internet stalker to find out Drinky's kid's name.  Fucked up.

Like somebody else said above, he has a website where he tracks all kind of creepy factoids about different posters.

Nothing creepy about me being a decent guy. You're just mad you dont have a listing. I'll make a wiki about you, if you want.

[ToxicAdam]

[youtube=560,345]xVwlwXbLfoc[/youtube]


Posted in 2007, but I never saw it before.

[Rman]

Isn't he the pedo who posted Drinky's daughter's name?

Wow. That's creepy.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

That he wasn't permabanned is still a mystery to me.

What the fuck?


Jesus christ.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

Dude must be a serious fucking internet stalker to find out Drinky's kid's name.  Fucked up.

Like somebody else said above, he has a website where he tracks all kind of creepy factoids about different posters.

Nothing creepy about me being a decent guy. You're just mad you dont have a listing. I'll make a wiki about you, if you want.

http://wiki.joshuajamesslone.name/tiki-index.php?page=demi

[BlueTsunami]

If I remember correctly, his list reads like a short biography of the person listed. It has a weird and creepy methodical feel to it.