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Great Rumbler

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Barry Egan

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tweed, communism, and chocolate?  I couldn't imagine a better future if I tried.

Phoenix Dark

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Just read a page or two of any of the last 5-10 pages. Its just lame bickering between Mad Men, LOST, and Breaking Bad fans.

Breaking Bad and Mad Men are so better than Lost they can't even be compared. Even Solo would admit the acting in Lost is mixed
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Obviously. You've got great actors like O'Quinn and Emerson sharing the screen with scrubs like Fox, De Ravin, and Jeremy Davies.

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Claire is an incredible actress with incredible sex appeal!  take it back, solo!

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Claire is a terrible actress who HAD sex appeal before her S6 weight gain.

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she's hotter when she's more thick  mmmmmmmmmmmm  goddamn

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yeah man, strung out chicks ftw

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Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/


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Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."


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The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.

Thanks a bunch Switzerland. I'll remember this when we're all waiting in lines for our government-rationed Kit-Kats.







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Fresh Prince

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[youtube=560,345]pHG40AdYfJ0[/youtube]
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[youtube=560,345]pHG40AdYfJ0[/youtube]

This is so much funnier with context
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Apparently this meme is old and shit. I like this one better for the WoW pickup line at the start. I want PD to use it. Fuck it I'm going to find a girl that plays WoW and use it.
« Last Edit: August 30, 2010, 07:44:27 PM by Fresh Prince »
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Phoenix Dark

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Claire was hotter when she was pregnant.
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Chick is cute.
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I never thought Claire or whatever her real name is was especially hot.

Evangeline Lilly on the other hand is hot little piece of tail I would go for despite being annoyed by her character and not thinking she is that good of an actress.

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speaking of cute, esperanza spalding

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wow, it's amazing she can keep her head upright. She's so dainty.
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Phoenix Dark

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Never found Kate attractive. Her teeth turn me off, and the freckles  :-\
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Phoenix Dark

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Dude she's like the least attractive person on Lost (other than Libby I guess)
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She looked pretty haggard on Lost (which shouldn't be surprising given the scenario )but I think she has a very pretty face. Those freckles  :-[ Plus I remember her Celebrity Playlist being pretty awesome on iTunes... I'm looking for it right now.
« Last Edit: August 30, 2010, 08:57:50 PM by BlueTsunami »
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Stoney Mason

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Dude she's like the least attractive person on Lost (other than Libby I guess)

Yeah. That's why those other ones are all over magazines and such. Because they are "hot".

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smh
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I'm looking at the playlist of the Breaking Bad crew and Betsy Brandt's (Hank's wife) playlist is sweet. Fucking Jurassic 5, Portishead, Pixies... <333333333
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Phoenix Dark

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I'm looking at the playlist of the Breaking Bad crew and Betsy Brandt's (Hank's wife) playlist is sweet. Fucking Jurassic 5, Portishead, Pixies... <333333333

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1) Agree not to have kids

2) Suggest a prenup either to her or to the bathroom mirror, she gets angry, agree not to have a prenup

3) Get married, wait a few years for the magic of the relationship to wane

4) She decides she wants kids after all and:
a) You refuse, she leaves you, takes all of your money and has kids with someone else
b) You reluctantly agree, spend next 20 years raising kids

5) Congrats, your life is over!
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=23067966&postcount=16

Fuck not even I'm that cynical. This is good though:
[youtube=560,345]mTkp9UqVVHs[/youtube]
« Last Edit: August 30, 2010, 10:51:20 PM by Fresh Prince »
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[youtube=560,345]HP2W0LqQwEE[/youtube]
:heart
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you're hard on is showing
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1) Agree not to have kids

2) Suggest a prenup either to her or to the bathroom mirror, she gets angry, agree not to have a prenup

3) Get married, wait a few years for the magic of the relationship to wane

4) She decides she wants kids after all and:
a) You refuse, she leaves you, takes all of your money and has kids with someone else
b) You reluctantly agree, spend next 20 years raising kids

5) Congrats, your life is over!
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=23067966&postcount=16

Who hurt you, Evilore? Who broke you inside?  :(
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Fresh Prince

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you're hard on is showing
sadly I own a few v-necks  : :(


The guy does that in a marriage thread- not even in a bitches ain't shit thread.
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Gamers seem to gravitate towards lifelong platonic bromances.

Fresh Prince

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Gamers seem to gravitate towards lifelong platonic bromances online.
Jocks have lifelong platonic bromances irl.
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1) Agree not to have kids

2) Suggest a prenup either to her or to the bathroom mirror, she gets angry, agree not to have a prenup

3) Get married, wait a few years for the magic of the relationship to wane

4) She decides she wants kids after all and:
a) You refuse, she leaves you, takes all of your money and has kids with someone else
b) You reluctantly agree, spend next 20 years raising kids

5) Congrats, your life is over!
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=23067966&postcount=16

Fuck not even I'm that cynical. This is good though:
[youtube=560,345]mTkp9UqVVHs[/youtube]

her voice is kinda hypnotic
like a female version of morgan freeman
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[youtube=560,345]-NgAkWxcPBE[/youtube]
Apparently this meme is old and shit. I like this one better for the WoW pickup line at the start. I want PD to use it. Fuck it I'm going to find a girl that plays WoW and use it.

i laughed way too hard at that.

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I never thought Claire or whatever her real name is was especially hot.

Evangeline Lilly on the other hand is hot little piece of tail I would go for despite being annoyed by her character and not thinking she is that good of an actress.
You are right.

Never found Kate attractive. Her teeth turn me off, and the freckles  :-\
You are wrong. On freckles at least. Christ. What's wrong with freckles? They're darling, Darling.

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Uhh.  Freckles are pretty much only hot on Olivia Munn and Alia Shawkat...




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Nothing is hot on Alia Shawkat.
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Bebpo

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ok, glad I am not the only one who thinks that.


Hmmm, good freckles hmmm...
well the girl in Scott Pilgrim movie with Freckless was cute.  But yeah, generally freckles are kind offputting.  Just looks like skin cancer on your face.

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Alia Shawkat was pretty hot in Whip It. Or at least her big ol knockers were.
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Alia Shawkat was pretty hot in Whip It. Or at least her big ol knockers were.
fuck yeah!

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fucking hell i'd hit it so hard

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:bow freckles :bow2

fuck anybody that disagrees.  anybody!
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Alia Shawkat was pretty hot in Whip It. Or at least her big ol knockers were.
Marry me!

Fixed for appropriate Maeby fashion.  :-*

Dem titties & dem freckles... :drool

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Alia Shawkat was pretty hot in Whip It. Or at least her big ol knockers were.
Marry me!

Fixed for appropriate Maeby fashion.  :-*

Dem titties & dem freckles... :drool


:o  You have such good taste in women.  Please tell me your other crushes.

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you're just mad because her silky smooth ass won't ride you!

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that's incredible
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fistfulofmetal

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have to install chrome? seriously?

edit: wasn't that cool tbh
« Last Edit: August 31, 2010, 03:58:57 PM by fistfulofmetal »
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1) Agree not to have kids

2) Suggest a prenup either to her or to the bathroom mirror, she gets angry, agree not to have a prenup

3) Get married, wait a few years for the magic of the relationship to wane

4) She decides she wants kids after all and:
a) You refuse, she leaves you, takes all of your money and has kids with someone else
b) You reluctantly agree, spend next 20 years raising kids

5) Congrats, your life is over!
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=23067966&postcount=16

Fuck not even I'm that cynical. This is good though:
[youtube=560,345]mTkp9UqVVHs[/youtube]

Well now I'm fucking depressed.
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Be a homo.
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lol at the Quine part

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[youtube=560,345]#![/youtube]

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lol at the Quine part

I don't believe I've ever understood a single one of those comics.
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[youtube=560,345]#![/youtube]

 :lol

awesome

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usually dogs look absolutely miserable when they are forced to do stuff like that, but that dog looks so happy :lol
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