Author Topic: Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit (Read 1780955 times)

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #16080 on:** September 22, 2010, 06:09:09 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on September 22, 2010, 10:50:40 AM

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001557014113&v=wall&ref=search

She likes Ulysses it explains so much.
[youtube=560,345]
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Fresh Prince · « **Reply #16081 on:** September 22, 2010, 06:32:12 PM »

I see that shit where I live (Sydney, Australia) the Penguin Classics etc which is distinct but basically hipsters around the world are 90% the same.

Also the Marukami quote got me.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #16082 on:** September 22, 2010, 06:36:07 PM »

wow, hipster trolling in advertisements now. it's gotten beyond played out now

BlackMage · « **Reply #16083 on:** September 22, 2010, 06:42:19 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on September 22, 2010, 06:36:07 PM

wow, hipster trolling in advertisements now. it's gotten beyond played out now

LATFH

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #16084 on:** September 22, 2010, 06:42:52 PM »

I never realised hipsters were a minority group.

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Irony

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MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #16085 on:** September 22, 2010, 06:43:39 PM »

How can anyone honestly wear a scarf in this day and age.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #16086 on:** September 22, 2010, 06:45:16 PM »

does anyone want a 1 month netflix code traiL ?it says to give to my friends and well...................

demi · « **Reply #16087 on:** September 22, 2010, 07:06:14 PM »

That might be a little hard for you...

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #16088 on:** September 22, 2010, 07:33:17 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on September 22, 2010, 10:54:52 AM

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AVNT SLEPT IN 65 HRS. CNT STOP THINKING ABOUT WAT MY BABY WULD HAV BEEN LIKE IF I KEPT IT. CRYING SO HARD. PRAYING 2 JESUS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS. PRAY 4 ME THIS IS SO HARD

You really should have to pass a test before you can conceive a baby.

I may need to bump my highly relevant Eugenics thread.

Robo · « **Reply #16089 on:** September 22, 2010, 07:40:12 PM »

Quote from: The Business on September 22, 2010, 06:39:35 PM

Hipster trolling or identifying as a hipster?

Both. Actually, hipsters don't identify as "hipsters". That's always been played out.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #16090 on:** September 22, 2010, 08:46:12 PM »

Quote from: demi on September 22, 2010, 07:06:14 PM

That might be a little hard for you...

thanks for reiterating my joke demi

demi · « **Reply #16091 on:** September 22, 2010, 08:49:48 PM »

Thanks for implying you were funny

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #16092 on:** September 22, 2010, 09:14:58 PM »

thanks for reaffirming the idea that im funny

Diunx · « **Reply #16093 on:** September 22, 2010, 09:30:16 PM »

Get a room you two.

demi · « **Reply #16094 on:** September 22, 2010, 09:34:01 PM »

Shut up reirom

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #16095 on:** September 22, 2010, 09:36:05 PM »

Shut up reirom

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16096 on:** September 23, 2010, 01:53:40 AM »

Crazy Preggers Chick de-friended me

edit: oh shit no she didn't. I think she has two accounts

edit: yup two accounts
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/profile.php?id=100001582904440&ref=pymk

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16097 on:** September 23, 2010, 02:32:03 AM »

Rick Ross "sex" tape

http://www.thisis50.com/video/rick-ross-sextape

the first 15 seconds is really all you need to see. and the song is priceless

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #16098 on:** September 23, 2010, 03:17:09 AM »

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YouTube boob ... Katy Perry's appearance on Sesame Street has drawn complaints.

In what is sure to be a professional first, singer Katy Perry's breasts appear to have got in the way of a television career.

The US pop star has become the latest celebrity to film a segment for children's show Sesame Street, re-recording her 2009 chart hit Hot 'N Cold with new, child-friendly lyrics.

The two minute clip, which is yet to go to air and features Perry chasing around puppet favourite Elmo, was posted on YouTube on Monday and is already nudging 1 million views.

And while Perry's excruciatingly hammy acting has made her the butt of internet jokes all week, it seems millions of children will be spared her performance following complaints from parents over her "inappropriate" cleavage-baring outfit.

Sesame Street producers have decided to pull the song from its scheduled New Year's Eve episode in response, celebrity website TMZ has reported.

"You can practically see her t---," one complaint read. "That's some wonderful children's programming."

Another complained: "Thank you for speeding up the puberty process."

http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/cleavagebaring-singer-cut-from-sesame-street-20100923-15o1v.html

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16099 on:** September 23, 2010, 08:09:39 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 23, 2010, 02:32:03 AM

Rick Ross "sex" tape
http://www.thisis50.com/video/rick-ross-sextape

the first 15 seconds is really all you need to see. and the song is priceless

Great sex tape or greatest sex tape?

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #16100 on:** September 23, 2010, 10:03:56 AM »

I have a job interview with CarMax today, wish me luck!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #16101 on:** September 23, 2010, 10:20:58 AM »

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #16102 on:** September 23, 2010, 10:21:32 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on September 23, 2010, 10:07:58 AM

Used Car sales?

Yeah, but they've been on Fortune Magazine's list of the 100 best places to work for for six years running, so it's gotta be a good place to work for.

muckhole · « **Reply #16103 on:** September 23, 2010, 10:22:20 AM »

Oprah has never looked so good.

demi · « **Reply #16104 on:** September 23, 2010, 12:44:02 PM »

Full link for Rick Ross sex tape? I would JO to that.

ManaByte · « **Reply #16105 on:** September 23, 2010, 02:09:58 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16106 on:** September 23, 2010, 02:10:33 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on September 23, 2010, 10:14:08 AM

stolen from Patel's FB:

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I've just been Oprahfied! Now it's your turn. Help The Oprah Winfrey Show celebrate its 25th and final season. Go to http://www.oprah.com/oprahfy to get started.

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She's seriously running out of ideas lol.

i'd hit it, and how

Mupepe · « **Reply #16107 on:** September 23, 2010, 02:14:06 PM »

don't lie, cruncheon. you have.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16108 on:** September 23, 2010, 02:35:47 PM »

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to th' power of

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Dickie Dee · « **Reply #16109 on:** September 23, 2010, 02:41:28 PM »

Jinprah looks like Prince

Mupepe · « **Reply #16110 on:** September 23, 2010, 03:38:15 PM »

Tieno · « **Reply #16111 on:** September 23, 2010, 04:02:32 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on September 23, 2010, 03:59:14 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=23495882&postcount=14

Fuck. Sometimes I wish I had my GAF account ready

fyl

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #16112 on:** September 23, 2010, 04:03:19 PM »

love connection for T234?

Quote from: http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_BEAR_ATTACK_ZUCCHINI?SITE=KYB66&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Montana woman fends off bear attack with zucchini

FRENCHTOWN, Mont. (AP) -- A Montana woman fended off a charging bear on her back porch early Thursday by using the first weapon she could reach - a piece of zucchini. The woman was stirred after midnight by a tussle in the backyard of her home near Frenchtown, Missoula County Sheriff's Lt. Rich Maricelli said. She went to investigate and found a 200-pound black bear attacking one of her two dogs, a 12-year-old collie.

The woman stood at her back door and screamed to divert the bear's attention from the dog. She told police the bear then charged her.

"The bear growled and was very aggressive and tried to come inside of her back door," Maricelli said. "She was able to stop the pursuing bear by improvising."

The bear took a swipe at her with its paw and tore her jeans. The woman jumped back and grasped the nearest object on her kitchen counter inside the doorway - a 12-inch-long zucchini she had harvested earlier from her garden.

She flung the zucchini at the bear from a distance she estimated to be 3 feet. The vegetable bopped the bruin on the top of its head and the animal fled, Maricelli said.

State wildlife officials were searching for the bear on Thursday. Radio station KGVO in Missoula first reported on the attack.

The woman received only minor scratches that did not require medical attention, though she was going to get a tetanus shot on Thursday as a precaution, Maricelli said. Police did not release her name.

The woman also planned to take her collie to the veterinarian. The dog didn't appear to have any bite wounds, but was a bit shaky on Thursday, Maricelli said.

"I don't know if it tried to bite him, but it rolled him around a little," he said.

Tieno · « **Reply #16113 on:** September 23, 2010, 04:03:52 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #16114 on:** September 23, 2010, 04:05:03 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on September 23, 2010, 02:09:58 PM

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

holy shit

archie4208 · « **Reply #16115 on:** September 23, 2010, 05:14:44 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on September 23, 2010, 03:17:09 AM

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YouTube boob ... Katy Perry's appearance on Sesame Street has drawn complaints.

In what is sure to be a professional first, singer Katy Perry's breasts appear to have got in the way of a television career.

The US pop star has become the latest celebrity to film a segment for children's show Sesame Street, re-recording her 2009 chart hit Hot 'N Cold with new, child-friendly lyrics.

The two minute clip, which is yet to go to air and features Perry chasing around puppet favourite Elmo, was posted on YouTube on Monday and is already nudging 1 million views.

And while Perry's excruciatingly hammy acting has made her the butt of internet jokes all week, it seems millions of children will be spared her performance following complaints from parents over her "inappropriate" cleavage-baring outfit.

Sesame Street producers have decided to pull the song from its scheduled New Year's Eve episode in response, celebrity website TMZ has reported.

"You can practically see her t---," one complaint read. "That's some wonderful children's programming."

Another complained: "Thank you for speeding up the puberty process."

http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/cleavagebaring-singer-cut-from-sesame-street-20100923-15o1v.html

[youtube=560,345]YHROHJlU_Ng[/youtube]

You didn't even link the video.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #16116 on:** September 23, 2010, 05:38:46 PM »

The funny thing is that I saw the video before that story and thought "where'd her boobs go

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Also, that song's catchy as fuck

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MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #16117 on:** September 23, 2010, 06:16:41 PM »

the things i would do to katy perrys cleavage

BlackMage · « **Reply #16118 on:** September 23, 2010, 08:11:52 PM »

katy perry is ugly.

lennedsay · « **Reply #16119 on:** September 23, 2010, 08:46:25 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on September 23, 2010, 08:24:15 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on September 23, 2010, 08:11:52 PM
katy perry is ugly.
nuh-uh u r

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no ur not
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Katy's got nothin' on Rocko.

But dem tits.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #16120 on:** September 23, 2010, 10:03:03 PM »

My local Fox new station gave a preview for tonights news segments during fringe and one of showed a clip of Katy's Sesame Street video and it then cut to a male reporter said "This Sesame Street brought to you by the letters T and A".

lennedsay · « **Reply #16121 on:** September 23, 2010, 11:02:49 PM »

The one comment, "I can see why people are upset... Elmo is naked. Completely naked. Unbelievable."

But seriously, unless you don't allow your children to turn on the TV or leave the house, they're going to see some cleavage, whether that be glorious or completely disgusting. You can't even go to Walmart without seeing some level of cleavage, but as we can all see from PeopleOfWalmart.com and our own personal experience, this is rarely a good thing. :'(

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16122 on:** September 23, 2010, 11:59:26 PM »

After reading the writeup, I almost expected there to be a nip slip or something.

I don't see what the big deal is with that video, it's not kids are going to watch it and then be like "Mommy, what's orgasm mean?" Some people.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #16123 on:** September 24, 2010, 12:02:36 AM »

No lie, when I talk to my mother about the Katy Perry vid she said one of the parents who complained had noticed her child had an erection or something during the segment?. I don't know where she got that story from but I lol'ed.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #16124 on:** September 24, 2010, 12:21:23 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on September 23, 2010, 08:11:52 PM

katy perry is ugly.

yup

dead eye'd ugo

cool breeze · « **Reply #16125 on:** September 24, 2010, 12:22:34 AM »

did Elmo just say that "he's in and he's out"

playa

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #16126 on:** September 24, 2010, 12:25:19 AM »

at 0:45 I totally expect Elmo to start humping her leg

cool breeze · « **Reply #16127 on:** September 24, 2010, 12:27:39 AM »

Elmo will leave you in several poses

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16128 on:** September 24, 2010, 12:35:57 AM »

Elmo kissed a girl and he liked it.

Himu · « **Reply #16129 on:** September 24, 2010, 12:48:28 AM »

ALL WOMEN CHOP OFF YOUR BOOBS

THINK OF THE CHILDREN

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #16130 on:** September 24, 2010, 10:34:00 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=408300

This Cosmonaut guy is the new ultimate loser

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Makes sense - there shouldn't really be any technical reason why they can't integrate the M+ components into the Remote now.

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Just wondering - assuming Nintendo release a Wii Lite at some point in the system's lifespan (not a safe assumption, but roll with it) what would you expect to see included?

I'd hope/expect:

WII LITE

* A slight cosmetic redesign of the Wii shell, perhaps removing the GC ports and ditching BC
* 1-2GB flash memory
* 2 x Wii Remote Plus w. nunchuk (poss. redesigned nunchuk? wireless?)
* Sensor bar integrating Wii Speak
* Improved drive and lens array (hopefully avoiding the issues with dual-layer discs)
* All standard Channels pre-installed
* Wii Sports/Wii Sports Resort/Wii Play inc.

this guy gives a good effort though

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NICE! Will buy four new wii remotes.

cool breeze · « **Reply #16131 on:** September 24, 2010, 12:35:02 PM »

He's probably 10 or something. Most of the nintendo fans on gaf are either really young and stupid (redundant).

BlackMage · « **Reply #16132 on:** September 24, 2010, 01:00:55 PM »

uhh ouch. btw that guy is unbreakable!

Tieno · « **Reply #16133 on:** September 24, 2010, 01:09:26 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on September 24, 2010, 12:36:14 PM

[youtube=560,345]IDHcez3ZF_4[/youtube]

$:-\$ :saudicry

smt @ jinfash

Tieno · « **Reply #16134 on:** September 24, 2010, 01:13:56 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on September 23, 2010, 05:14:44 PM

Quote from: Fresh Prince on September 23, 2010, 03:17:09 AM

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YouTube boob ... Katy Perry's appearance on Sesame Street has drawn complaints.

In what is sure to be a professional first, singer Katy Perry's breasts appear to have got in the way of a television career.

The US pop star has become the latest celebrity to film a segment for children's show Sesame Street, re-recording her 2009 chart hit Hot 'N Cold with new, child-friendly lyrics.

The two minute clip, which is yet to go to air and features Perry chasing around puppet favourite Elmo, was posted on YouTube on Monday and is already nudging 1 million views.

And while Perry's excruciatingly hammy acting has made her the butt of internet jokes all week, it seems millions of children will be spared her performance following complaints from parents over her "inappropriate" cleavage-baring outfit.

Sesame Street producers have decided to pull the song from its scheduled New Year's Eve episode in response, celebrity website TMZ has reported.

"You can practically see her t---," one complaint read. "That's some wonderful children's programming."

Another complained: "Thank you for speeding up the puberty process."

http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/cleavagebaring-singer-cut-from-sesame-street-20100923-15o1v.html

[youtube=560,345]YHROHJlU_Ng[/youtube]

You didn't even link the video.

God damn, I'd so would have had wanted to watch that when I was a kid. Bastards censoring this.

Tieno · « **Reply #16135 on:** September 24, 2010, 01:49:19 PM »

what's your point?

Mupepe · « **Reply #16136 on:** September 24, 2010, 02:08:00 PM »

I proudly use IE

I also use Bing instead of Google

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Except when Bing can't find what I'm looking for

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Beezy · « **Reply #16137 on:** September 24, 2010, 02:19:23 PM »

skip to 3:33

[youtube=560,345]#t=3m33s[/youtube]

etiolate · « **Reply #16138 on:** September 24, 2010, 02:56:03 PM »

how to trip balls without being drew

Brehvolution · « **Reply #16139 on:** September 24, 2010, 04:24:33 PM »

The Creed ones are better.
[youtube=560,345]JHUF00Q6CYs[/youtube]

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