Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Himu]

epic rant
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He has a point on the Bush thing. The media did smear Bush with the "lowest moment of my presidency" shit.

I haven't watched it yet but how were his first week sales?

[Bulleta©™®]

I prefer ham over turkey on thanksgiving.  

I'll eat either though, no problem.  

[Raban]

I prefer ham over turkey on thanksgiving.  

I'll eat either though, no problem.  

It's okay, you're correct. Ham > Turkey.

[Diunx]

I prefer ham over turkey on thanksgiving.  

I'll eat either though, no problem.  

[BlueTsunami]

My enjoyment of turkey is directly related to the quality of gravy accompanying said turkey

[Eel O'Brian]

i like ham better, too, in general

but i only eat off-the-bone cooked turkey about twice a year and during those two times it is the best meat ever

[lennedsay]

Some turkey is dry as hell. My husband always brines ours and it's really juicy.

But we still had ham. I love ham so much. Sweet and salty at the same time.

[Raban]

ham
turkey

[Himu]

turkey is good deep-fried.

but yeah, it's mostly awful. It's just that turkey is a fickle bird and takes a delicate touch to taste nearly as good as other birds. Ham kicks it in the teeth.

[BlueTsunami]

If any of you have the chance, eat some spanish pernil (pork shoulder with spanish spices). Its so.fucking.good.



You'd think that part of the pig would be tough but if its cooked correctly it'll fall apart and retain a lot of fat. Its something you can't eat constantly but definitely great at Christmas (when I usually eat it)

[Eel O'Brian]

let's not turn this into turkey-bashing

unless you are bashing in a turkey's skull so that i might tear at its cooked flesh with my teeth, then by all means carry on

[Boogie]

LEPER THE TURKEY HATERS

BAN MALEK

BANISH WILLC---oh wait

[Joe Molotov]

Unban Wilco, then ban him again.

[Phoenix Dark]

Ham>>>>>>>turkey

[Dickie Dee]

Turkey's a hard one to judge because it always comes with a full plate of all it's friends that go so well with it, so bland or not .

I'd love to judge it on it's own, properly brined and cooked with knowledge though.

[Diunx]

tbh the only part of the turkey that I like are the breasts.

[pilonv1]

willco is banned?

[Fresh Prince]

Turkey's the meat if a sheep fucked a chicken

[chronovore]

jesus diaz, the quicker-bringer-downer writer from gizmodo, posted some story about how slaughterhouses mistreat turkeys (with a video of some turkey place doing some mass death-dealing), so that everyone could think about where the turkey comes from and ponder the impact or what the hell ever, and the whole time i was thinking that i love turkey so much i could probably take a tour of that plant while eating a turkey sandwich

i'm not sure if that makes me evil or callous or whatever, but man turkey sure is good

turkey

With the exception of Lifehacker, I think the Gawker network blogs are shrewd and shrewish bunch of pompous and sarcastic do-nothings who manipulate their audience into a frenzy through this kind of crap.

http://voraciouseats.com/2010/11/19/a-vegan-no-more/

This article is great and illustrates why vegans are fucking idiots.

I read the first 6 screens worth and realized why, through all the women I've known, I've never once been tempted to date a vegan. I'm a rabid anti-smoker, but I'm pretty sure I could find a compatible smoker sooner than I could find a livable vegan.

[Tieno]

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  :munch :usavich

[ManaByte]

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[drew]

BLACK friday indeed

[Great Rumbler]

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You know, lots of people point to thing like murder or rape and go "This has just destroyed my faith in humanity", but I never do. See, to me, it's evil people who do that, people who are just messed up in the head and can't ever be normal people, sociopaths and so on. No, THIS is what destroys my faith in humanity. So-called "average citizens" trampling each other, ignoring the screams of pain all around them, so that they can save a few bucks on a DVD player.

[Fresh Prince]

Great Rumbler I'm somewhat convinced that the 'normal' person isn't so normal and under the right circumstances can become a sociopath like a sale.

I think you were saying that any way.

[Robo]

I just went to Kmart to pick up ME2 and a 1600 point card and was in and out in under 20 minutes.  Probably spent about 10 of those minutes trying to find where the damn MS point cards were.

'course, I was running and fuckin' shoving everyone aside in a mad scramble, so I'm sure I saved some time that way too.

[Eel O'Brian]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=414127

Wat?

i can't find an animated gif of monkeys jerking each other off to go with that link, so just close your eyes and imagine one

[Stoney Mason]

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[Fresh Prince]

This thread too http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=414145

i hope it's a joke

Somebody to should link them to this forum if they miss demi and Truimph that much.

[Raban]

I wonder how long it would take for demi to get banned if he went back to GAF.

[Great Rumbler]

I wonder how long it would take for demi to get banned if he went back to GAF.

1. He would never be unbanned

2. He would be banned again after the first post, guaranteed.

[Raban]

man, what I'd give to see demi post on GAF now. Even back when he did post his opinion always stood in stark opposition to the hivemind, but now? Everyone on the gaming side is so brainwashed delusional it'd be fantastic to see the reactions.

[Shaka Khan]

See I don't know why you guys think that GAF thread is unbearable when you have something like this around here:

man, what I'd give to see demi post on GAF now. Even back when he did post his opinion always stood in stark opposition to the hivemind, but now? Everyone on the gaming side is so brainwashed delusional it'd be fantastic to see the reactions.

[Eel O'Brian]

i don't like those kinds of threads anywhere

[Shaka Khan]

Thank you.

I like you.

Handjob?

[Eel O'Brian]

sure, no gay stuff though

[Great Rumbler]

GAF hasn't been the same since demi got banned and Drinky stopped posting there.

[Eel O'Brian]

drinky still posts there

[Great Rumbler]

drinky still posts there

Then why does no one link to his posts? Why do they always link to posts by that pedophile guy or threads about how awesome Sony is or something? Come on, guys, if you're going to post GAF stuff at least give us the quality posts sometimes.

[Raban]

See I don't know why you guys think that GAF thread is unbearable when you have something like this around here:

man, what I'd give to see demi post on GAF now. Even back when he did post his opinion always stood in stark opposition to the hivemind, but now? Everyone on the gaming side is so brainwashed delusional it'd be fantastic to see the reactions.

I'm sorry, what are you trying to say?

[Robo]

drinky still posts there

Then why does no one link to his posts? Why do they always link to posts by that pedophile guy or threads about how awesome Sony is or something? Come on, guys, if you're going to post GAF stuff at least give us the quality posts sometimes.

Because this thread isn't about how great GAF can be sometimes - it's about how GAF is the worst shit on the internet and everyone who posts there is the scum of the earth.

[Shaka Khan]

Damn, what's wrong with you people?

Can't wait until my ban is up.

[Eel O'Brian]

this one thread isn't indicative of the entire forum, dude

[demi]

I wonder how long it would take for demi to get banned if he went back to GAF.

I was hardly the bad boy when I posted there... what did I do that was so extreme? I just have charisma. Personality. A decently sized penis. And I'm cut. Suck it down...

[Raban]

I wonder how long it would take for demi to get banned if he went back to GAF.

I was hardly the bad boy when I posted there... what did I do that was so extreme? I just have charisma. Personality. A decently sized penis. And I'm cut. Suck it down...

I don't think you were naughty, but your opinions would stir up so much shit. There are people on GAF that hate Bayonetta for the love of god. It's like a black hole of good taste.

[Powerslave]

Can't wait until my ban is up.

Me either.

Ugh, just fucking say 'me neither'. That shit you're saying looks like ass.

[Joe Molotov]

I wonder how long it would take for demi to get banned if he went back to GAF.

I was hardly the bad boy when I posted there... what did I do that was so extreme? I just have charisma. Personality. A decently sized penis. And I'm cut. Suck it down...

I don't think you were naughty, but your opinions would stir up so much shit. There are people on GAF that hate Bayonetta for the love of god. It's like a black hole of good taste.

Yeah, I mean, this Chaka Khan got all crazy and pissed off just because somebody else posted your name, imagine if he saw you post a few times. Gaffers can't handle that much awesome.

[Great Rumbler]

I wonder how long it would take for demi to get banned if he went back to GAF.

I was hardly the bad boy when I posted there... what did I do that was so extreme? I just have charisma. Personality. A decently sized penis. And I'm cut. Suck it down...

I'm pretty sure all those things are bannable offenses at GAF. Unwritten, of course.

[Shaka Khan]

this Chaka Khan

Racist.

[ferrarimanf355]

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KITTEH HADOKEN!

[ferrarimanf355]

I wonder how long it would take for demi to get banned if he went back to GAF.

I was hardly the bad boy when I posted there... what did I do that was so extreme? I just have charisma. Personality. A decently sized penis. And I'm cut. Suck it down...

I don't think you were naughty, but your opinions would stir up so much shit. There are people on GAF that hate Bayonetta for the love of god. It's like a black hole of good taste.

GAF hates everything, I thought...

[Himu]

I wonder how long it would take for demi to get banned if he went back to GAF.

I was hardly the bad boy when I posted there... what did I do that was so extreme? I just have charisma. Personality. A decently sized penis. And I'm cut. Suck it down...

I don't think you were naughty, but your opinions would stir up so much shit. There are people on GAF that hate Bayonetta for the love of god. It's like a black hole of good taste.

GAF hates everything, I thought...

nope

[Raban]

No, they just hate good things and love bad things. The worst part is that GAF has influenced games with its terrible taste, and if it continues, I feel it'd strike a much more devastating blow to good games than Kinect or Move could've ever hoped for.

[drew]

You know, lots of people point to thing like murder or rape and go "This has just destroyed my faith in humanity", but I never do. See, to me, it's evil people who do that, people who are just messed up in the head and can't ever be normal people, sociopaths and so on. No, THIS is what destroys my faith in humanity. So-called "average citizens" trampling each other, ignoring the screams of pain all around them, so that they can save a few bucks on a DVD player.

and yet you continue to refuse to buy a handgun to defend yourself from the general populace when and if the shit ever really does hit the fan

[Himu]

You know, lots of people point to thing like murder or rape and go "This has just destroyed my faith in humanity", but I never do. See, to me, it's evil people who do that, people who are just messed up in the head and can't ever be normal people, sociopaths and so on. No, THIS is what destroys my faith in humanity. So-called "average citizens" trampling each other, ignoring the screams of pain all around them, so that they can save a few bucks on a DVD player.

and yet you continue to refuse to buy a handgun to defend yourself from the general populace when and if the shit ever really does hit the fan

...

 

[drew]

that video shows how crazy people get for something half off, how crazy do you think theyll get for something free?

[Great Rumbler]

Got a shotgun in the house. So don't come around looking for a handout!

[Raban]

You know, lots of people point to thing like murder or rape and go "This has just destroyed my faith in humanity", but I never do. See, to me, it's evil people who do that, people who are just messed up in the head and can't ever be normal people, sociopaths and so on. No, THIS is what destroys my faith in humanity. So-called "average citizens" trampling each other, ignoring the screams of pain all around them, so that they can save a few bucks on a DVD player.

and yet you continue to refuse to buy a handgun to defend yourself from the general populace when and if the shit ever really does hit the fan

Not exactly a real solution here. But definitely the American way

[drew]

please do share if you have a better idea

[Raban]

I'm not criticizing your way, I just don't necessarily support it. There aren't any solutions to the ails of society, since there will always be problems no matter what, but violence is certainly not my preferred course of action. Unfortunately if and when, as you say, the shit hits the fan, violence will probably be the only way to survive.

EDIT: I just find it depressing that after being around for tens of thousands of years, there's still a chance society could fall apart and reduce us all to not much more than our ape ancestors.

[Fresh Prince]

Most Americans are too fat and apathetic to do anything. In France hot French girls would invade your house and molest you.