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What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?

Anthropomorphilia, or being a fucking furcigarillo
18 (27.7%)
Technophilia, or the replacing of human contact with technology
6 (9.2%)
Transsexuality, or the desire to inhabit a body different from your own
4 (6.2%)
Dysmorphilia, or finding sexual arousal in bodies different from your own
3 (4.6%)
Neophilia, or the elevation of the "new experience" above all else
8 (12.3%)
Homosexuality, or the desire to give James Cameron a reacharound
12 (18.5%)
Gaiaphilia, or being aroused by new-age mysticism
1 (1.5%)
Funkephilia, or you're afraid you just blue yourself
13 (20%)

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Howard Alan Treesong

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What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« on: December 27, 2009, 11:56:03 PM »
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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2009, 12:00:48 AM »
Transsexuality, which you see a ton of in furry fandom -- people talking about wearing special suits that fuse to their bodies and turn them into a sexy fox or something

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2009, 12:02:49 AM »
Prole says:
 Willcosexuality: you are erotically stimulated by your own bad taste
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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2009, 12:03:37 AM »
Prole says:
 Willcosexuality: you are erotically stimulated by your own bad taste


erotically stimulated? no wonder he wouldn't stop pimping Drag Me to Hell!
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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2009, 12:04:13 AM »
Prole says:
 Willcosexuality: you are erotically stimulated by your own bad taste


erotically stimulated? no wonder he wouldn't stop pimping Drag Me to Hell!

Shots fired.
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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2009, 12:05:03 AM »
I think Avatar gets a bad rap, I mean the aliens aren't even furry, they're just blue. It's really no worse than a random episode of Star Trek were Kirk scores with a green alien babe.

*writes some Avatar slash-fiction starring Captain Kirk and Jake Sully*
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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2009, 12:06:16 AM »
Secrets and lies!

Synthesizer Patel says:
   prole and I formed a theory that you're turned on by bad movies
   and this is why you love Drag Me to Hell
   it's like fine Thai cheeseburger porn to you

Willco says:
   But everyone loved Drag Me to Hell! Even border!
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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2009, 12:08:32 AM »
you know, viewed a certain way, Avatar is just a three-hour infomercial for next-gen Realdolls
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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2009, 12:09:40 AM »
Secrets and lies!

Synthesizer Patel says:
   prole and I formed a theory that you're turned on by bad movies
   and this is why you love Drag Me to Hell
   it's like fine Thai cheeseburger porn to you

Willco says:
   But everyone loved Drag Me to Hell! Even border!

All the Paranormal Activity hate lately doesn't help your case here, Willco.
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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2009, 12:10:29 AM »
I never championed Paranormal Activity as anything more than a shallow, rollercoaster ride... kind of like Avatar. :smug
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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2009, 12:12:52 AM »
you know, viewed a certain way, Avatar is just a three-hour infomercial for next-gen Realdolls

Little known Avatar production fact: Sigourney Weaver's role was actually filled by a Realdoll.
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« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2009, 12:58:24 AM »


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« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2009, 01:01:19 AM »
Whatever it is, it will soon be mainstream.
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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2009, 01:02:54 AM »
is that a jpeg of the character guys were saying was hot?

god that is just fucking eerie

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« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2009, 01:04:26 AM »
is that a jpeg of the character guys were saying was hot?

god that is just fucking eerie

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2009, 01:13:57 AM »
looks like the body of a 12yo boy
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« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2009, 01:17:17 AM »
Tall women are gross
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« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2009, 01:28:52 AM »
Secrets and lies!

Synthesizer Patel says:
   prole and I formed a theory that you're turned on by bad movies
   and this is why you love Drag Me to Hell
   it's like fine Thai cheeseburger porn to you

Willco says:
   But everyone loved Drag Me to Hell! Even border!

Border, huh?  The guy who goes to DragonCon, a known haven for furries and worse every year?  :smug
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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2009, 01:35:37 AM »
Crap, I enjoyed it.

On the other hand, my favorite character was the totally badass old soldier who wanted nothing more than to brutally murder every blue humanoid on Pandora. That dude was fucking awesome.
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« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2009, 01:42:32 AM »
Crap, I enjoyed it.

On the other hand, my favorite character was the totally badass old soldier who wanted nothing more than to brutally murder every blue humanoid on Pandora. That dude was fucking awesome.

DCharlie and I agreed that he WAS Duke Nukem.
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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2009, 04:39:21 AM »
You're supposed to get upset and start bitching and crying, GS.  Don't go ruining everyone's fun now... :P
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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2009, 05:08:58 AM »
I have done this, it's actually not as great as I hoped.   :-\
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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #22 on: December 28, 2009, 05:31:35 AM »
Tall women are gross

tall women are great.
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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #23 on: December 28, 2009, 08:17:13 AM »
why the fuck are you people


A.) Obsessed with this movie.
B.) Obsessed with trying to categorize said sexuality of this film when most of your (including mine) sexual practices and fantasies would disgust the average person.

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #24 on: December 28, 2009, 08:19:11 AM »
what kind of orgy leaves a greater sense of love?
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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #25 on: December 28, 2009, 08:19:22 AM »
Willco's envy :smug

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« Reply #26 on: December 28, 2009, 08:30:45 AM »
Crap, I enjoyed it.

Your check is in the mail, good sir

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #27 on: December 28, 2009, 08:38:00 AM »
James Cameron is making furry cool again. 

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #28 on: December 28, 2009, 08:42:39 AM »
This thread makes me want to go see Avatar in 3D again.

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #29 on: December 28, 2009, 09:39:33 AM »
why the fuck are you people
A.) Obsessed with this movie.
B.) Obsessed with trying to categorize said sexuality of this film when most of your (including mine) sexual practices and fantasies would disgust the average person.
It's just fun to troll people when they get excited over a gay movie.

Personally, I chose dysmorphilia since it makes the most sense from what fans seem to be saying.  It sounds like they just find Navi, faces specifically I think, to be super exotic or whatever.  I mean it's not like they're pointing at some Avatar fan-porn and saying "Why what a nice strong dick there, and it looks like they really know how to use it" like Herc, it just sounds like more of an aesthetic thing than sexual.

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #30 on: December 28, 2009, 09:43:18 AM »
I'm totally gay for James Cameron. But that's not a bad thing. Dude made Terminator 2. Fucking Terminator 2, man.

I corrected it for you.

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #31 on: December 28, 2009, 09:45:36 AM »
Thanks for letting me know that.

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #32 on: December 28, 2009, 09:49:28 AM »
The final hour of Aliens might be my favorite hour in the entirety of cinema.

You are fucking kidding me, right?
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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #33 on: December 28, 2009, 09:59:24 AM »
Wow.  I just learned all I ever needed to know about your taste in film.
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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #34 on: December 28, 2009, 10:04:40 AM »
:)

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« Reply #35 on: December 28, 2009, 10:05:01 AM »
How the fuck can I choose when there are masterpieces like Once Upon A Time in the West, The Godfather, Miracle in Milan, Seven Samurai, Hara Kiri, and Grand Illusion out there?

I'll tell you one thing, it sure as fuck wouldn't be the last fucking hour of James fucking Cameron's Aliens, that's for fucking sure.  That wouldn't even be in my top twenty.
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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #36 on: December 28, 2009, 10:06:41 AM »
 :lol

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« Reply #37 on: December 28, 2009, 10:09:55 AM »
You just listed a bunch of movies that I love. I just happen to like the final hour of Aliens more. Why is that a problem?

Because you're Green Shinobi lolz!

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« Reply #38 on: December 28, 2009, 10:10:43 AM »
 :greenshinobi

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #39 on: December 28, 2009, 10:10:50 AM »
You just listed a bunch of movies that I love. I just happen to like the final hour of Aliens more. Why is that a problem?

So you like the last hour of Alien better than all of those movies?

Seriously?

Green Shinobi annihilated yet again.

:bow Me :bow2

EDIT: And considering you also think King Kong is one of the best movies of all time, I seriously, seriously doubt that you've seen half of the movies I listed or even know what they're about.  No fair checking Wikipedia, btw.
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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #40 on: December 28, 2009, 10:12:32 AM »
How the fuck can I choose when there are masterpieces like llla alal la...
He's just trying to troll somebody into getting a big ass whoop-can opened up on him for some petty shit so that he can go down in flames.  Basically he's trying to get banned I think.  I mean nobody actually thinks "OMGOSH this hour of cinema is like AsS-to-ASS aauugghhhh!" and he knows that and wants to derail a thread, designed around a blue bitch's fetishistic fanbase, to be about an hour of ass-to-ass naughtiness.  So that we remember it forever.

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #41 on: December 28, 2009, 10:13:29 AM »
Oh fuck...ass-to-ass...yeah, Requiem for a Dream is up there. :drool
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« Reply #42 on: December 28, 2009, 10:15:16 AM »
Stop assuming that GS is 'trying something', he's just oblivious.

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #43 on: December 28, 2009, 10:18:15 AM »
Anybody who claims the last hour of Aliens is their favorite hour of cinema is just not that bright.  I'm pretty sure the last hour of Aliens isn't even James Cameron's favorite hour of a James Cameron movie.
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« Reply #44 on: December 28, 2009, 10:19:15 AM »
You're just stating a bunch of nonsense as though it's obvious what your point should be.
Do you realize how ridiculous that sounds?
Let's think about this for a minute. In a thread about a James Cameron movie, I mention that another James Cameron film is one of my favorite films of all time.
On what strange planet is this trolling, baiting or derailing anything?
If in a thread about 9/11 you mention that Boston is your favorite city, do you think anybody would give a fuck?

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #45 on: December 28, 2009, 10:19:58 AM »
The last hour of The Last Hour is my favorite last hour of last hour ever.

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #46 on: December 28, 2009, 10:20:10 AM »
James Cameron's favorite hour of a James Cameron movie is obviously the last hour of Rambo II: First Blood.
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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #47 on: December 28, 2009, 10:21:27 AM »
Murdoch...I'm COMIN' FOR YOU.
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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #48 on: December 28, 2009, 10:21:32 AM »
GS annihilation #8209812312.

This forums gets so predictable ::)

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« Reply #49 on: December 28, 2009, 10:22:14 AM »
Murdoch...I'm COMIN' FOR YOU.

Better than Aliens confirmed.
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« Reply #50 on: December 28, 2009, 10:22:38 AM »
GS annihilation #8209812312.

This forums gets so predictable ::)

this shit is getting repetitive.  someone mercy ban GS to save him from himself :lol

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #51 on: December 28, 2009, 10:23:59 AM »
Hey man, he left for a FULL TWENTY-FOUR HOURS.  Chillax, bro.
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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #52 on: December 28, 2009, 10:24:02 AM »
EB annihilating Green Shinobi who woulda thunk it ::)

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #53 on: December 28, 2009, 10:25:40 AM »
I think Borys is right. Maybe we should ban Green Shinobi, so we can revert back to insulting Borys' nationality and his blatant racism.
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« Reply #54 on: December 28, 2009, 10:26:15 AM »
he's blatant racism.

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« Reply #55 on: December 28, 2009, 10:26:50 AM »
Powerslave caught my typo! :'(

I just woke up!
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« Reply #56 on: December 28, 2009, 10:26:56 AM »
::)

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« Reply #57 on: December 28, 2009, 10:27:24 AM »
This thread moves 2 fast!

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« Reply #58 on: December 28, 2009, 10:27:49 AM »
I can't tell what you're rolling your eyes about anymore, Borys. Are you trying to do it ironically now?
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« Reply #59 on: December 28, 2009, 10:28:20 AM »
2 Fast 2 Annihilated