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What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?

Anthropomorphilia, or being a fucking furcigarillo
18 (27.7%)
Technophilia, or the replacing of human contact with technology
6 (9.2%)
Transsexuality, or the desire to inhabit a body different from your own
4 (6.2%)
Dysmorphilia, or finding sexual arousal in bodies different from your own
3 (4.6%)
Neophilia, or the elevation of the "new experience" above all else
8 (12.3%)
Homosexuality, or the desire to give James Cameron a reacharound
12 (18.5%)
Gaiaphilia, or being aroused by new-age mysticism
1 (1.5%)
Funkephilia, or you're afraid you just blue yourself
13 (20%)

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Ichirou

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #1140 on: February 16, 2010, 09:07:20 PM »
Green Shinobi is obsessed with me. :rofl

I can just imagine him stewing over this at his job, accidentally snapping pencils in two as he imagines himself choking me to death.  :bawl
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Ichirou

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #1141 on: February 16, 2010, 09:18:56 PM »
:santocry Green Shinobi :santocry
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Ichirou

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AdmiralViscen

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #1143 on: February 16, 2010, 09:23:47 PM »
green shinobi and nintendosbooger LOL

Ichirou

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #1144 on: February 16, 2010, 09:24:39 PM »
Congrats on your 10,000th post, Viscen! Are you sure you wanted to waste it on this thread? :lol
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AdmiralViscen

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #1145 on: February 16, 2010, 09:31:08 PM »
FUCK

The Fake Shemp

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #1146 on: February 16, 2010, 09:34:15 PM »
Potato'd
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Powerslave

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #1147 on: February 16, 2010, 09:57:29 PM »
:greenshinobi

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #1148 on: February 17, 2010, 10:15:37 AM »
Basically the entire forum except for GS agrees that GS is making a complete ass of himself.  Five possibilities:

1)  Everyone is right about GS and he's a doofus.  He should leave the forum because he'll just get ridiculed further.

2)  GS is a guy with a 160 IQ who makes rational insights about film, while everyone else is dumb and envious.  He should leave the forum because it'd be easy to find a place where his genius is properly appreciated.

3)  GS is so starved of validation that he's going to cling like a barnacle to his long going internet feud with the Bore.  He should leave the forum because it's obviously not a healthy attachment and he'd feel a lot better if he did.

4)  GS has lost the plot, but is capable of taking a deep breath, stepping back, and realizing how silly this all is.  He should stick around the forum with his new, not-hypersensitive identity.

5)  GS is about to break through and make everyone realize how wrong they were to mock him, at which point he will be crowned EB prom king and admired by all.  This is the scenario in which he should keep posting the same way he is now.



I'd like to vote for (4) but I'm increasingly despairing of its chances.

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #1149 on: February 17, 2010, 10:54:30 AM »
5)  Now that Drinky is on his side he can't lose.  Keep up the good fight GS.

P.S.  GS, have you tried calling your opponents tacos yet?  That might work.
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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #1150 on: February 17, 2010, 03:02:15 PM »
I prefer distinguished black fellows.  :smug
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Oblivion

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #1151 on: March 07, 2010, 12:38:12 AM »
So I'm no longer the only person on the planet that hasn't seen this movie.

And after watching it, seeing it break multiple records, and receive multiple Oscar nominations, I can now safely say that I'm far more open to the rapture than I ever was before.

Great Rumbler

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #1152 on: March 07, 2010, 12:44:25 AM »
I can now safely say that I'm far more open to the rapture than I ever was before.

Yeah, it's pretty good, isn't it? I mean, after Avatar, even real life seems pretty bland and lifeless. Might as well just erase human existence now because perfection has been achieved!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #1153 on: March 07, 2010, 12:20:46 PM »
You guys know if there is a webcast of the event? I wanna see Cameron's speech live.
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Ichirou

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Re: What sexual dysfunction best explains Avatar fandom?
« Reply #1154 on: March 08, 2010, 12:31:22 AM »
Can we PLEASE lock and baby dumpster this thread now?  The Oscars have proven that Avatar is no longer relevant as a topic of conversation.
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