Author Topic: Bollywood in 2010 Part 1: The Wii (Read 13678 times)

demi · « **Reply #60 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:02:31 PM »

I'm gonna make the biggest burliest dragon hunter I can

Nintendosbooger · « **Reply #61 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:02:53 PM »

Anyway, back to the games:

I think the Kirby game is going to surprise a lot of people. My people tell me that it's going to incorporate a lot of the elements from Mario Galaxy, SMBWii, all within the framework of traditional Kirby gameplay. It'll definitely give platformers a run for their money, including (dare I say it?) Mario Galaxy 2.

Metroid Other M will be tricky. I really see Nintendo's efforts be handicapped by the shortcomings of TN. I'd much rather prefer Nintendo handle the game themselves, but I suppose they've got bigger titles to concoct.

Super Monkey Ball is my party game sleeper hit of 2010. I see this game being second behind SMB1 with a better assortment of party games than SMB2. I'll be stunned if it isn't a worldwide million seller.

Project Needlemouse will be huge. You heard it here first. It will end up being the best selling third party platformer this generation.

Epic Mickey will disappoint, I fear. I really haven't seen anything to suggest that it will bring anything new to the genre and the days of successful Disney platformers are behind us, IMO.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #62 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:06:33 PM »

i could never get into the monster hunter games since a) i hate crafting if it isn't convenient; and b) eventually it requires me to play with other people, which requires me to make a schedule

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #63 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:10:45 PM »

playing with people is hard, since i typically game in 15 to 30 minute bursts and hate committing to large swathes of time! i whine because the games have always seemed potentially awesome to me, they just don't work with my life or gaming behaviors :'(

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #64 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:12:44 PM »

i have seen you switch between three different games in 15 minutes on steam

Oblivion · « **Reply #65 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:14:12 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on December 31, 2009, 02:50:14 PM

I'll be shocked if Metroid: Other M even comes out. I imagine it went down something like this:

Ninty: Hey, Team Ninja! So what we want to do is show a little demo reel of Samus jumping around and shooting and shit and tell people you guys are working on a Metroid game for us.

TN: So you want us to make a Metroid game for you?

Ninty: Heavens no! That costs money. Our fanbase doesn't need any actual games, just the abstract idea that games are coming. So if anyone asks, just tell them you're working on Metroid for us, okay? We'll quietly kill it later.

TN: Um, ok?

Ninty: So what are you working on?

TN: Um, Metroid?

Ninty: There's a good boy. *gentle tap of the face, tosses a 5 yen piece at Team Ninja*

WHAT

Dude, you don't seriously think this, do you? We're not talking about fuggin Project Hammer or something, here...

Purple Filth · « **Reply #66 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:17:42 PM »

Monster Hunter 3 is one of the few Wii games worth playing since i really like Freedom Unite (MHP2G for you japan people)

Third · « **Reply #67 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:18:36 PM »

Monster Hunter sucks. I played one of the PSP versions and I almost died of boredom.

T-Short · « **Reply #68 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:19:00 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on December 31, 2009, 02:43:57 PM

also, those pictures of fuckin' yoshi are actually HURTING my enthusiasm for smg2

shitty friends/vehicles need to be abolished from all platformers

co-sign

Oblivion · « **Reply #69 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:20:07 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on December 31, 2009, 03:16:58 PM

Quote from: Oblivion on December 31, 2009, 03:14:12 PM
WHAT

Dude, you don't seriously think this, do you? We're not talking about fuggin Project Hammer or something, here...

Yeah, I guess they'd never shitcan a game from one of their bigger franchises. /looks at the corpses of StarFox 2, That Kirby Game That's Been Coming For Years But Really It's Coming This Time, and Metroid Dread.

Starfox 2 eventually became SF64, the Kirby game I'll give you, and we've never actually seen any footage of Metroid Dread.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #70 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:21:12 PM »

Quote from: Hyoushi on December 31, 2009, 03:19:00 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on December 31, 2009, 02:43:57 PM
also, those pictures of fuckin' yoshi are actually HURTING my enthusiasm for smg2

shitty friends/vehicles need to be abolished from all platformers

co-sign

Mario games in which you are controlling Yoshi sure do suck.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #71 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:26:07 PM »

yoshi by himself is fine. just don't go changin' gameplay mechanics on me by adding a shitty friend

Oblivion · « **Reply #72 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:26:35 PM »

what about Super Mario World

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #73 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:28:28 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on December 31, 2009, 03:26:35 PM

what about Super Mario World

outside of blue yoshi in one of the star worlds, was he even useful or necessary

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #74 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:30:12 PM »

Quote from: Nintendosbooger on December 31, 2009, 01:28:58 PM

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on December 31, 2009, 01:26:15 PM
Sadness? You actually posted Sadness?

You have any official confirmation from the developers that this game will not be released? If not, then I think we should refrain from labeling it as Vaporware. It will be out in 2010, my sources assure me of this.

I had my doubts that he was a joke character, but I guess it's confirmed now.

Third · « **Reply #75 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:30:27 PM »

Yoshi is awesome. I don't consider him as a shitty friend.

Wario, Waluigi and Daisy are shitty Mario friends. Good thing they aren't(?) included in SMG2.

Oblivion · « **Reply #76 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:31:20 PM »

Quote from: professor prole

outside of blue yoshi in one of the star worlds, was he even useful or necessary

When you needed an extra jump he was.

Still, he didn't add negatively to the game, at least. There were no missions that forced you to use him.

demi · « **Reply #77 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:32:00 PM »

Wario is awesome and fuckable, he can stay.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #78 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:32:01 PM »

Quote from: Nintendosbooger on December 31, 2009, 03:02:53 PM

I think the Kirby game is going to surprise a lot of people. My people tell me

Who, Johnny Fraudtrain?

Also, Monkey Ball will suck because it will have waggle forced onto it... just like every other game that was fine before hand but got waggle stuck onto it.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #79 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:32:14 PM »

he's a shitty friend when he forces additional unwanted situational gameplay mechanics on you!

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #80 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:34:50 PM »

Yoshi is a shitty friend, but that's just because he's coprophagic

T-Short · « **Reply #81 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:39:14 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on December 31, 2009, 03:28:28 PM

Quote from: Oblivion on December 31, 2009, 03:26:35 PM
what about Super Mario World

outside of blue yoshi in one of the star worlds, was he even useful or necessary

bu bu you needed him to get one of those delicious 96 exits

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #82 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:39:57 PM »

While Yoshi is indeed a shitty friend, he's probably the best shitty friend in all of videogamedom.

magus · « **Reply #83 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:40:36 PM »

SECRET WII TITLE

Nintendosbooger · « **Reply #84 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:46:13 PM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on December 31, 2009, 03:32:01 PM

Quote from: Nintendosbooger on December 31, 2009, 03:02:53 PM
I think the Kirby game is going to surprise a lot of people. My people tell me

Who, Johnny Fraudtrain?

Also, Monkey Ball will suck because it will have waggle forced onto it... just like every other game that was fine before hand but got waggle stuck onto it.

Waggle worked fine for SMB:BB single player, admittedly it wasn't well executed for the party games, though. And at this stage of the game, I think most competent developers have included the option for traditional control scheme in their control-focused Wii titles.

This game will be a hit, though. Don't sleep on it.

Third · « **Reply #85 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:48:17 PM »

I like Yoshi because he takes a hit for you and lets you jump higher!

The worst shitty friends ever have to be the shitheads in the Monkeyball games. Aiai

I think all Sega mascots have shitty friends lol

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 31, 2009, 03:48:01 PM

The game is radically different multiplayer.

Never played online. I just didn't dig the long loading times.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #86 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:49:19 PM »

i like yoshi, he's cyuuuute

wario pretty much sticks to his own shit, so i dunno if he can be considered a shitty friend

Oblivion · « **Reply #87 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:49:59 PM »

Wait, would Mario be considered a shitty friend in YI?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #88 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:51:02 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on December 31, 2009, 03:16:58 PM

Quote from: Oblivion on December 31, 2009, 03:14:12 PM
WHAT

Dude, you don't seriously think this, do you? We're not talking about fuggin Project Hammer or something, here...

Yeah, I guess they'd never shitcan a game from one of their bigger franchises. /looks at the corpses of StarFox 2, That Kirby Game That's Been Coming For Years But Really It's Coming This Time, and Metroid Dread.

Metroid Dread was never actually announced or shown by Nintendo, Star Fox 2 got axed because they wanted to do Star Fox 64 instead, and the Kirby game moved from GC to Wii [supposedly].

demi · « **Reply #89 on:** December 31, 2009, 03:51:27 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on December 31, 2009, 03:49:59 PM

Wait, would Mario be considered a shitty friend in YI?

No, because Yoshi is the reason that game exists. Oblivion pwned...

Third · « **Reply #90 on:** December 31, 2009, 04:00:07 PM »

I totally forgot about Sadness. The game has been mentioned in each year list since 2007...

Fatal Frame is probably the only Wii horror game I'm looking forward to. The Calling looks more like comedy to me.

bork · « **Reply #91 on:** December 31, 2009, 04:27:21 PM »

Vaporware, a couple of decent titles, and a bunch of crap. Seems like a Wii release list to me!

And no Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom UAS? For shame. The Capcom Wii stuff will be worth it. Maybe No More Heroes 2 and the two Tecmo titles as well.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #92 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:03:15 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 31, 2009, 03:20:40 PM

It's true. If you don't have a good 45-minutes to an hour (or seventeen straight hours ) it's hard to get anything good out of the game. the games are really excellent though.

I wonder if DCharlie knows how the texting works?

Its kinda sad how at the beginning a little dinosaur could kick your ass if you don't know what your doing

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #93 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:04:38 PM »

What's a Wii?

archie4208 · « **Reply #94 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:07:29 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on December 31, 2009, 05:04:38 PM

What's a Wii?

that little white thing that never gets used

bork · « **Reply #95 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:07:36 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on December 31, 2009, 05:04:38 PM

What's a Wii?

It's some stupid Chinese game console where you shake or "waggle" the controller like an idiot. It would never catch on here.

Nintendosbooger · « **Reply #96 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:09:14 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on December 31, 2009, 05:04:38 PM

What's a Wii?

The system that made Sony fanboys not want to talk about sales any more.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #97 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:13:06 PM »

Because they were too busy playing real games.*

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* When some finally came out this year.

[close]

demi · « **Reply #98 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:13:19 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on December 31, 2009, 05:07:29 PM

Quote from: Sho Nuff on December 31, 2009, 05:04:38 PM
What's a Wii?

that little white thing that never gets used

Poor archie :'(

Third · « **Reply #99 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:18:03 PM »

I wonder if the Wii will ever outsell the Ps1 or Ps2.

I know it'll never have the same amount of good games as Ps1 or Ps2, though.
Nintendo broke the tradition of leading consoles having the best games in each gen.

Nintendosbooger · « **Reply #100 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:21:53 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on December 31, 2009, 05:13:06 PM

Because they were too busy playing real games.*

But not buying them: http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/newsArt.cfm?artid=20639

OooOooh, in your face!

duckman2000 · « **Reply #101 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:25:19 PM »

More Wiiner sales-bore meltdowns.

magus · « **Reply #102 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:26:03 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on December 31, 2009, 05:04:38 PM

What's a Wii?

A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SHOVELWARE

Purple Filth · « **Reply #103 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:35:38 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on December 31, 2009, 05:25:19 PM

More Wiiner sales-bore meltdowns.

yep

sad really

Jansen · « **Reply #104 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:41:25 PM »

i've had a wii for 8 months now and aside from loading up twilight princess to hack it i haven't played a wii game on it yet.

not even the appeal of free games can entice me enough to waste gaming time on it.

Third · « **Reply #105 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:42:16 PM »

you haven't missed anything

bork · « **Reply #106 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:46:16 PM »

"Nintendo World Report"

magus · « **Reply #107 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:47:49 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on December 31, 2009, 05:41:25 PM

i've had a wii for 8 months now and aside from loading up twilight princess to hack it i haven't played a wii game on it yet.

not even the appeal of free games can entice me enough to waste gaming time on it.

go and get little king story,you'll thank me later

(i hope...)

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #108 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:48:55 PM »

Quote from: demi on December 31, 2009, 05:13:19 PM

Quote from: archie4208 on December 31, 2009, 05:07:29 PM
Quote from: Sho Nuff on December 31, 2009, 05:04:38 PM
What's a Wii?

that little white thing that never gets used

Poor archie :'(

ha ha ha

Nintendosbooger · « **Reply #109 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:52:48 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on December 31, 2009, 05:41:25 PM

i've had a wii for 8 months now and aside from loading up twilight princess to hack it i haven't played a wii game on it yet.

not even the appeal of free games can entice me enough to waste gaming time on it.

Your loss, guy.

Mario Galaxy
Metroid Prime 3
Resident Evil 4 Wii
Punch Out
Smash Bros
Wii Sports Resort
Wii Fit+
Muramasa
A Boy and His Blob
New SMBWii
No More Heroes
MadWorld

A lot more released and a lot more soon to be released, for sure. There's a reason why it's the top selling system with the top selling software this generation, and that's because it has games that HD bots wish could be on their overpriced consoles.

I'm a happy Wii owner and will continue to expand my existing Wii library with the swarm of excellent games soon to be released.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #110 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:56:28 PM »

I have a bad feeling super monkey ball is going to suck, all I really want out of it is a horizontal wiimote control scheme.

bork · « **Reply #111 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:56:56 PM »

Quote from: Nintendosbooger on December 31, 2009, 05:52:48 PM

A lot more released and a lot more soon to be released, for sure. There's a reason why it's the top selling system with the top selling software this generation, and that's because it has games that HD bots wish could be on their overpriced consoles.

Quote

I'm a happy Wii owner and will continue to expand my existing Wii library with the swarm of excellent games soon to be released.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #112 on:** December 31, 2009, 06:07:13 PM »

I want Galaxy 2, Sin and Punishment 2, and maybe Monster Hunter 3 and Tales of Graces if it isn't a piece of shit like Symphonia 2. The rest can fuck off.

drew · « **Reply #113 on:** December 31, 2009, 07:01:19 PM »

Quote from: Nintendosbooger on December 31, 2009, 05:52:48 PM

Your loss, guy.

Mario Galaxy
Metroid Prime 3
Resident Evil 4 Wii
Punch Out
Smash Bros
Wii Sports Resort
Wii Fit+
Muramasa
A Boy and His Blob
New SMBWii
No More Heroes
MadWorld

A lot more released and a lot more soon to be released, for sure. There's a reason why it's the top selling system with the top selling software this generation, and that's because it has games that HD bots wish could be on their overpriced consoles.

I'm a happy Wii owner and will continue to expand my existing Wii library with the swarm of excellent games soon to be released.

do you even own an hdtv?

dont lie

ill know

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #114 on:** December 31, 2009, 09:12:04 PM »

There's no way this guy is real. Not here.

Nintendosbooger · « **Reply #115 on:** December 31, 2009, 09:21:28 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on December 31, 2009, 09:12:04 PM

There's no way this guy is real. Not here.

Check my GAF threads, man. They date back to 04. If you think I've been acting out these past 5 years for the entertainment of video gamers, then you're the one who's the joke. You guys have been so wrapped up in your little world here that it probably seems too surreal to see someone with *shock* totally different tastes in games!

Anyway, Part 2 (DS), will be up soon but with so many good games coming out for the system, it'll be hard to put it all into one post.

Third · « **Reply #116 on:** December 31, 2009, 09:23:35 PM »

DS

Wii

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #117 on:** December 31, 2009, 09:26:57 PM »

Quote from: Nintendosbooger on December 31, 2009, 09:21:28 PM

Anyway, Part 2 (DS), will be up soon but with so many good games coming out for the system, it'll be hard to put it all into one post.

Oh God, there is a sequel! This time, it's personal!

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #118 on:** December 31, 2009, 09:41:59 PM »

I'm loving Nintendosbooger's stay here

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #119 on:** December 31, 2009, 10:19:17 PM »

This is hilarious

Does someone still have the official EB game thread banner, maybe Nintendosbooger can use it for his DS thread

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Author Topic: Bollywood in 2010 Part 1: The Wii (Read 13678 times)