The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please)

[Phoenix Dark]

I like shaved and unshaved, and some chicks definitely look better one way or the other. Sometimes I go on vintage porn binges just to see the hairiest, passionate fucking imaginable. Most porn today is either too tame (chick on her back phoning her performance in with fake moaning) or too disgusting (overly aggressive/gaping holez/etc)

[etiolate]

I just like seeing good pink.

[demi]

This is probably the least NSFW thread on this forum, for the last couple of pages at least.

http://www.xtube.com/play_re.php?v=GPEt1-S237-

[elektrikluv]

I'm not a fan of bald pussy in my porn. Trimmed, bit of hair, whatever, as long as it's not bald.

And Kosma's comment is quite telling of the porn attitude, just because you prefer it trimmed or with a bit of hair that means you don't like how pussy looks? Smh.

[bud]

WHY DID SUNNY LEONE GET A BOOB JOB

... i can't jo to her anymore

whore

[Mupepe]

A nice trimmed pussy is the best.  I want it to be a well kept lawn.  I want hair where there's supposed to be hair, but give it a trim.  I love licking pussy and grabbing onto it with my hand like I'm grabbing a piece of turf and feeling the hair on the sides of my face so wet and good.  godfuckingdamn.  i just got a hardon typing that.

[elektrikluv]

Hairy pussy is not fun to eat. Trimmed is ok. Some hair can look sexy but come on. I bet you dont like hairy dicks either Elektrik, I mean if a dude wants his balls sucked he should shave em. Same goes for females. With a nicely shaven pussy you can really appreciate how it looks, plus its so inviting to eat it then. Nice and soft mmm.

Something I dont like about pussy is if they have big lips. 

That's exactly what I was talking about, 'some hair'. I don't mind a full on bush in porn, but would never have one myself. So what is the 'but come on' in reference to? You're confusing my porn preference for what I think is appropriate for real life.

If hair is removed from the entire lip area then its no problem to eat out and nothing should get in the way. Trimmed hair on the top bit has absolutely zero effect on oral sex and I personally think it looks a lot sexier to have something on the top than have it bald.

Again, I was talking about my PORN preference, not real life. You're talking to me like I've said something about how all girls should have hairy pussy in real life, definitely not the case because I'd be a hypocrite. We appear to agree that in real life, some hair is sexy, and that hair should be removed from areas where it'd be uncomfortable for oral sex. I also have no problem with bald pussy in real life if that's what my partner is into. So there appears to be no disagreement. Except regarding what kind of pussy we like in our porn.

[Mupepe]

Oh and as for big pussy lips, I don't like them if they're huge because they tend to turn into beef curtains or wizard's sleeves.  But I hate the chicks who have no fucking pussy lips.  It's just skin over bone.  That's when it just looks like a gash to me.  I want some meat down there.  Lips goddammit.  They should be a little pronounced for me to kiss and lick and explore and fuck and rub and cum all over.  Oh god!

[elektrikluv]

Oh and as for big pussy lips, I don't like them if they're huge because they tend to turn into beef curtains or wizard's sleeves.  But I hate the chicks who have no fucking pussy lips.  It's just skin over bone.  That's when it just looks like a gash to me.  I want some meat down there.  Lips goddammit.  They should be a little pronounced for me to kiss and lick and explore and fuck and rub and cum all over.  Oh god!

Omg that's another porn peeve of mine. Really don't like it.

[Brehvolution]

A nice trimmed pussy is the best.  I want it to be a well kept lawn.  I want hair where there's supposed to be hair, but give it a trim.  I love licking pussy and grabbing onto it with my hand like I'm grabbing a piece of turf and feeling the hair on the sides of my face so wet and good.  godfuckingdamn.  i just got a hardon typing that.

I just got one reading it. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Good to see we agree big pussy lips are not attractive.

[Mupepe]

I want to fuck Demi Lovato in terrible ways.  Jesus.

[Joe Molotov]

I didn't know what demi's last name was until now.

[AdmiralViscen]

 

[naff]

I like big pussy lips but not too big, and I like some hair as long as its not a jungle.

Agreed.

[Robo]

I didn't know what demi's last name was until now.

 

[Saint Cornelius]

Good to see we agree big pussy lips are not attractive.

I disagree. Give me some fuckin' meat flaps and big titties and I'm a happy man.

[chronovore]

I didn't know what demi's last name was until now.

Oh, man. I almost choked.

[tehjaybo]

Good to see we agree big pussy lips are not attractive.

I disagree. Give me some fuckin' meat flaps and big titties and I'm a happy man.

I'm more of an "innie" type person. 

[etiolate]

some fur pie

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[chronovore]

some fur pie

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Now I understand why Han hangs out with Chewie, even though he can't speak except grunts and roars.

[BlueTsunami]

I was trolling for porn at some point in time and I ran into some Italian one that had a female that looked like Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks. Shit was awesome.

[tiesto]

For me, pubic hair is part of the (for want of a better word) "personality" of a female. I want "hacking through the amazon" not "i could land my plane on this"

XFE

Glad to see some other people out there prefer a 'natural' female as well. A lot of people I know seem really surprised and almost kinda disgusted when I mention what I like.

[jiji]

DC
tiesto
bush

So glad my GF keeps it the way I like. 

[demi]

There's nothing wrong with au natural but you guys dont want them to at least trim the hedges? Maybe that is what you guys like and I'm seeing it wrong.

[OptimoPeach]

Yeah, when you guys say, "hacking through the amazon," I picture this: http://virginplace.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/demi-moore-has-a-huge-bush.jpg

[demi]

lol, thats not pubes, thats a nest of spiders

[Diunx]

Yeah, when you guys say, "hacking through the amazon," I picture this: http://virginplace.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/demi-moore-has-a-huge-bush.jpg

  is this pic real? 

[muckhole]

lol, thats not pubes, thats a nest of spiders

I bet there's teeth in there!

[etiolate]

It reminds me of those magnetic toys with the drawing of a bald man and the fake beard hair.

[Raban]

Yeah, when you guys say, "hacking through the amazon," I picture this: http://virginplace.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/demi-moore-has-a-huge-bush.jpg

OM NOM NOM

[Third]

Beastiality and kiddy porn:

http://i42.tinypic.com/vh9254.jpg

[Joe Molotov]

reported

[Phoenix Dark]

Beastiality and kiddy porn:

http://i42.tinypic.com/vh9254.jpg

quoted in case of edits

Can't click though, at library

[demi]

Its just a GIF of a kid dry humping a dog with his clothes on

[The Sceneman]

I want free porn

[Raban]

http://www.moviefap.com/videos/da9ab6556a3163919062/christina-carter.html

video of like my favorite porn model, just thought I'd throw it up here

really softcore bondage

[brawndolicious]

yeah, I don't get bondage.

[Raban]

yeah, I don't get bondage.

tbh I'd rather be in it than do it to someone

[Mupepe]

nah.  doing it to someone is fun.  handcuffing a girl and fucking her hard and then slipping it in her ass with no lube while she is gagged and can barely move her hands is so fucking hot.

[Raban]

well I didn't say I'd only have it bottom

[Phoenix Dark]

nah.  doing it to someone is fun.  handcuffing a girl and fucking her hard and then slipping it in her ass with no lube while she is gagged and can barely move her hands is so fucking hot.

 

[Mupepe]

well I didn't say I'd only have it bottom

nah.  doing it to someone is fun.  handcuffing a girl and fucking her hard and then slipping it in her ass with no lube while she is gagged and can barely move her hands is so fucking hot.

 

What's wrong?

[Phoenix Dark]

sorry that's just not appealing to me, and in fact sounds pretty repulsive. I'm just not into the pain/humiliation thing

edit: i feel like i've made this thread worse now 

[Raban]

sorry that's just not appealing to me, and in fact sounds pretty repulsive. I'm just not into the pain/humiliation thing

Oh man I love that shit. I don't know what Freudian conclusion I could draw to rationalize it, but I fucking LOVE it.

I could be trapped in a room full of naked chicks and stay soft as a pillow, but even the IDEA of being tied up sends me straight to midnight

[Mupepe]

hahaha  It's cool.  It's not really about pain/mutilation though.  Ass fucking with no lube isn't that bad if you use spit and she's done it a few times before.  It's not painful and is only rough for a few thrusts before it's normal.  The handcuffs is more role playing than anything.  Letting someone else be in control and make you feel good without you doing anything.  It's great.

[Phoenix Dark]

I certainly don't want to sound like some moralist in the porn thread - it's not like my porn tastes aren't particularly clean either. 

[Mupepe]

I don't think it's a moral issue.  Just a taste issue I guess.  I love the taboo-lite shit.  Talking dirty, handcuffing, a little bit of slapping/biting and some good old roleplaying.

[Mupepe]

handcuffs
anal

that weird anal smell

I dunno, man.  I don't get a weird anal smell.  It just smells like an ass smells.  We always do it immediately after a shower so minimize any ass crack sweat and whatnot from the day so it never really smells bad.  I love waking up the next morning and smell ass sex on my dick from under the cover.  Shit, just waking up the next morning and smelling pussy juice on my dick from under covers is great after a good amount of fucking.  Smelling like my wife's dirty parts is fucking great.  I'll walk around proudly with that shit!  If I could make it stronger I would too!  And when someone would ask why I smelled like pussy juice I'll say "because I fucked my wife until she came all over my dick 3 times and I shot a load inside her"

[Raban]

I don't think it's a moral issue.  Just a taste issue I guess.  I love the taboo-lite shit.  Talking dirty, handcuffing, a little bit of slapping/biting and some good old roleplaying.

man of many talents

Damn Rob, you're like EB's Dirk Diggler.

[Mupepe]

I don't think it's a moral issue.  Just a taste issue I guess.  I love the taboo-lite shit.  Talking dirty, handcuffing, a little bit of slapping/biting and some good old roleplaying.

man of many talents

Damn Rob, you're like EB's Dirk Diggler.

  Not really.  Dirk Diggler had a huge wang

Well it smells like ass yeah. I love the smell of pussy too mate, esp the day after when you just savour the flavour.

Smelling like sex feels good.

Oh god, yes it does.  I think it's the dirty aspect of it all.  Like I love being dirty without being dirty I guess?  I don't know if that makes sense so I'll explain.  I love to lick my wife ass.  Get my tongue inside it as much as I can and my face firmly between those sweet cheeks while she grinds it on my face.  But she better have showered less than 20 minutes before.  I want to be dirty, but not dirty dirty if you know what I mean.

[Phoenix Dark]

 

I kinda don't even want to have sex now. Maybe I'll wear gloves or something, I don't like smells

[Mupepe]

You'll like it, PD.  The gross part of it is part of the awesome part of it that you won't understand until you have a glaze of pussy juice on your face.

[etiolate]

I kinda don't even want to have sex now. Maybe I'll wear gloves or something, I don't like smells

[Raban]

I don't think it's a moral issue.  Just a taste issue I guess.  I love the taboo-lite shit.  Talking dirty, handcuffing, a little bit of slapping/biting and some good old roleplaying.

man of many talents

Damn Rob, you're like EB's Dirk Diggler.

  Not really.  Dirk Diggler had a huge wang

We can pretend

Also, I'm glad I really like funky smells. I love me some pheromones. One time I was dancing with this freshman chick my senior year of high school and she was riding my dick so hard, and I'm not really into that but I decided to go along with it and grind back, and I started smelling her sweat...OM NOM NOM

I'm also never going to forget the closest I've ever been to a pussy. Last year my best friend's ex-gf's (at the time they were dating) birthday, we did truth or dare and somebody dared her to dry-69 me. Got a good whiff of dat pussy. Smelled like DELICIOUS.

[Mupepe]

Hell yeah!  If you're a fan of smells, sex will be even better for you.  Everyone has a particular smell and sex is even better if you can enjoy it.

[Raban]

I was always pretty self-conscious about my own smell until that girl at the dance came up to me and said "You smell nice". This is because I had been dancing like a maniac (two MJ songs in a row, can't deny it) and I don't wear deodorant unless I'm out exercising.

I was kind of dumbstruck.

[etiolate]

and I don't wear deodorant

And PD just bailed out

[Mupepe]

Hm.  If the no deo thing works for you, then more power to you.  Not for me though.  I gotta put something on.  I don't really care for fragrances so I try to go for non scented if I can, but I need something there.

[Raban]

Hm.  If the no deo thing works for you, then more power to you.  Not for me though.  I gotta put something on.  I don't really care for fragrances so I try to go for non scented if I can, but I need something there.

I just don't sweat that much. I guess I'm lucky that way.

Scents like deodorant and perfume or cologne make me gag. I hate that shit.