Man, at least you guys had something worthwhile in your bought-and-paid-for ad booklets. German mags were the pits. Didn't keep me from enjoying the everloving fuck outta them, but their low sales and German/PAL market focus meant that we got the worst of the worst of marketing drek when it came to the big console games. Most of the mags died pretty quickly after the internet became more than just that BBS you dialed into every other week at night when your parents were distracted by watching the news. Kinda saddening, but then again, as soon as you had one single guy with "internet connections"in your extended social circle you had more knowledge than these mags could ever offer.
Still, full colour screenshots, maps and game tips, letters from readers - and that rare preview/import corner.

Plus the occasional buy/sell/trade section! So good!

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I hate this. One more of my undoubtedly
countless old man yelling at cloud moments. Still, fuck that noise. Fuck it with a rosted spork right up the peehole.

...I don't even know why I'm THAT mad, but fuck it, I'm mad, and I'm not gonna take it any more. Get off my lawn and play PC games on your PCs in the basement like proper pimple-faced nerds, you green behind the ears pretend-to-be-cool chucklefucks! *rages incoherently*