Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Flannel Boy]

Three different girls sat next to me on the bus ride back home. You know what that indicates? 

It indicates that I live too far from campus.

[Madrun Badrun]

I sat next to three different girls on the bus today too.  I kept having to move after they caught me sniffing their hair.

[Broseidon]

You guys should hang out. Time how long you can make an awkward silence last or avoid/hold eye contact for. Make a game of it!

[Atramental]

This Rothko paper is giving me fits...

Freakin' writers block.

[Barry Egan]

Google Lyotards essay on the Post-Modern sublime, paper will write itself.

[Barry Egan]

When you plagiarize it, I mean.

[The Sceneman]

been listening to this so much



sooooo good. Sometimes it's best to simply embrace your inner weeaboo

[Phoenix Dark]

[Rusty Shackleford]

I sat next to three different girls on the bus today too.  I kept having to move after they caught me sniffing their hair.

[Madrun Badrun]

Four hours of sleep and a midterm where we weren't given nearly enough time. 

[Robo]

It's amazing that someone can be so famous that they're immediately recognizable from all angles.

I figure this picture was probably taken last month.

[Broseidon]

Jordan?

[Flannel Boy]

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It's amazing that someone can be so famous that they're immediately recognizable from all angles.

I figure this picture was probably taken last month.

Last month? Why is Jordan using Zack Morris' cell?

[Robo]

That's not Jordan, it's Michael Clarke Duncan, obviously.

[fistfulofmetal]

Just got back from the dentist. Can't feel my entire lower lip. Perfect time to get in a fight.

[Phoenix Dark]

What did you have done

[fistfulofmetal]

replaced a filling on one side and two new fillings on the other.

silver fillings. bling blingin over here.

[Reb]

That's not Jordan, it's Michael Clarke Duncan, obviously.

Ahh, the guy with the scars in his face.

[Madrun Badrun]

My mom was cleaning a room.  Found pictures of our trip to Disney World when I was 13.
Sees picture of me kissing Minnie Mouse.  "Is that the only girl you have kissed?  Har Har"
Fuck you mom 

[Positive Touch]

well is it

[Positive Touch]

family doesnt count

[Madrun Badrun]

I totally kissed a girl in kindergarten.  Well she kissed me.  I'm counting it.  Fuck you too.

[demi]

My mom was cleaning a room.  Found pictures of our trip to Disney World when I was 13.
Sees picture of me kissing Minnie Mouse.  "Is that the only girl you have kissed?  Har Har"
Fuck you mom 

She is putting out a sign. She wants to fuck her hot son.

[Madrun Badrun]

I've already told you Demi your family experience is abnormal, so it'd hard to relate to your advice dude.

[Joe Molotov]

My mom was cleaning a room.  Found pictures of our trip to Disney World when I was 13.
Sees picture of me kissing Minnie Mouse.  "Is that the only girl you have kissed?  Har Har"
Fuck you mom 

She is putting out a sign. She wants to fuck her hot son.

But PT already said that family doesn't count, so don't try to come in here all like "Guess who got laid " afterwards.

[Diunx]

My mom was cleaning a room.  Found pictures of our trip to Disney World when I was 13.
Sees picture of me kissing Minnie Mouse.  "Is that the only girl you have kissed?  Har Har"
Fuck you mom 

Annihilated.

[Madrun Badrun]

  and here I thought that when homelife got rough I could surely find support on the internet *sissy-run-cry out of room

[Phoenix Dark]

My mom was cleaning a room.  Found pictures of our trip to Disney World when I was 13.
Sees picture of me kissing Minnie Mouse.  "Is that the only girl you have kissed?  Har Har"
Fuck you mom 

[Barry Egan]

real talk:  it's kind of messed up that your mother lays sick Ice Burns on you all the time.  Funny, but messed up.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I have you beat.

When I was 17, after a good friend of mine killed himself, the next morning I just kind of laid in bed for a few minutes after my alarm went off, contemplating beating off.  As I was ready to get up, my mother runs in to my room.  I asked what was wrong and she said that since my friend killed himself, she was wondering if I killed myself too.

[demi]

I've already told you Demi your family experience is abnormal, so it'd hard to relate to your advice dude.

Abnormal is as abnormal does. You are a fuckup dude. Give her the pipe.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Abnormal is as abnormal does. You are a fuckup dude. Give her the pipe.

Oedipus, shmedipus, I'm just in love with my mom!

[chronovore]

That's not Jordan, it's Michael Clarke Duncan, obviously.

Ahh, the guy with the scars in his face.

No, that's Seal.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Why do you have a unicycle?

[Joe Molotov]

That's not Jordan, it's Michael Clarke Duncan, obviously.

Ahh, the guy with the scars in his face.

No, that's Seal.

He's dead, tho.

[cool breeze]

That's not Jordan, it's Michael Clarke Duncan, obviously.

Ahh, the guy with the scars in his face.

No, that's Seal.

He's dead, tho.

You're thinking of the guy from Pulp Fiction

[Van Cruncheon]

My mom was cleaning a room.  Found pictures of our trip to Disney World when I was 13.
Sees picture of me kissing Minnie Mouse.  "Is that the only girl you have kissed?  Har Har"
Fuck you mom 

She is putting out a sign. She wants to fuck her hot son.

this.

[Bacchus7]

That's not Jordan, it's Michael Clarke Duncan, obviously.

Ahh, the guy with the scars in his face.

No, that's Seal.

He's dead, tho.

You're thinking of the guy from Pulp Fiction

Denzel?

[Joe Molotov]

That's not Jordan, it's Michael Clarke Duncan, obviously.

Ahh, the guy with the scars in his face.

No, that's Seal.

He's dead, tho.

You're thinking of the guy from Pulp Fiction

Denzel?

No, that's the guy from Green Mile.

[chronovore]

Spoilerized to prevent interruption of recursive, misidentified black man loop.

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That's not Jordan, it's Michael Clarke Duncan, obviously.

Ahh, the guy with the scars in his face.

No, that's Seal.

He's dead, tho.

No, just his musical career is.

[close]

[nice cat but chicken]

another beautiful late spring day spent inside on a computer writing an assignment is my fault for being so insanely hungover yesterday but that it must be with the curtains closed because builders outside i cannot forgive.

also, can we be sure that pic on last page wasn't Obama?

[Positive Touch]

you got a laptop? do your homework outside

[nice cat but chicken]

you got a laptop? do your homework outside

this is a good suggestion, i could then smoke without limits, however it's looking quite small (program to find articulation points in road networks) so i'm gonna try to power through it and get some beer for the sunshine at 2pm (it's now 10am).

[nice cat but chicken]

Broke my ankle riding my unicycle. Thinking I might return it.

That sucks, man. Hope it heals quick and completely!

this is probably a better option than returning it, what would you do down an ankle?

[Brehvolution]

This page is gold! So much newsfeed material.

[Himu]

My mom was cleaning a room.  Found pictures of our trip to Disney World when I was 13.
Sees picture of me kissing Minnie Mouse.  "Is that the only girl you have kissed?  Har Har"
Fuck you mom 

binded

[Beezy]

My mom was cleaning a room.  Found pictures of our trip to Disney World when I was 13.
Sees picture of me kissing Minnie Mouse.  "Is that the only girl you have kissed?  Har Har"
Fuck you mom 

goddamn

[chronovore]

It is PISSING DOWN RAIN here right now.

Despite living in California for 10 months, I haven't needed an umbrella the entire time. It has misted up a few times, but rain has only occurred a couple times so far, and it's been at night. This is the first daytime rain we've had in a while, it feels like. Maybe it just rained when I was already at work and I didn't notice. But it's seriously coming down.

[ferrarimanf355]

It's been a while. Did I miss anything? 

[Madrun Badrun]

Himu is having gender identity problems and green man broke his knee trying to learn a new trick.  I don't think the two events are related.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Himu is having gender identity problems and green man broke his knee trying to learn a new trick ON HIS UNICYCLE.  I don't think the two events are related.

[Madrun Badrun]

yes, yes, ferrariman doesn't need the details that would make the story less ambiguously-gay. 

[Cerveza mas fina]

So breaking an ankle is ambiguously gay?

[Brehvolution]

Himu is Green Man's ankle.

[Phoenix Dark]

I remember one day when I was a kid, we were pulling up in our driveway after a trip during which my mom had been yelling at us for like 5 minutes; I don't remember what we did to warrant it. Anyway she parked, got out the car still yelling, stepped on something and fell flat on her ass. My brothers and I busted out laughing until she said "I broke my ankle, get the neighbor!" My youngest brother (maybe 7 at the time) started crying and asked if she was dying. 

[Madrun Badrun]

I just completely failed my data bases midterm.  It was a single question and I realized I got it wrong in the last two minutes.  Fuck this ambiguously-gay world.

[Joe Molotov]

I was in Wal-Mart today getting a prescription filled when I see this old man apparently yelling at someone across the store and saying stuff like:

"Maybe I wouldn't be so bad off if you'd send some of that money my way. You know that trillions and trillions of dollars of special interest money that you spend to keep this place open. That's the problem with you, you don't think anyone needs anything except for you, and those movie star friends of yours you're always laying around with."

And then I realized that there was no one else, and that this is probably a deeply disturbing man who thought he was talking to Barrack Obama right there in the Wal-Mart. Either that, or he was calling in the Rush Limbaugh Show.

[Brehvolution]

The fruits of right wing media's labor. :usa

[Bacchus7]

I just completely failed my data bases midterm.  It was a single question and I realized I got it wrong in the last two minutes.  Fuck this ambiguously-gay world.

You're in grad. school, it'll be okay.

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm not.  Gradschool is next year. But seriously who the fuck asks a single question on the test and then makes it so you have so little time you need to rush the whole thing.