Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[etiolate]

okay roomie did not know about a lot of things

but felt he was entitled to a lot of things

[Joe Molotov]

Nami slept ON MY HEAD for an hour and a half this morning.  My neck hurts

Sounds hot.

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I hope you had the A/C on.

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[etiolate]

Sorry. He did not know how everything worked, like we have portable stoves but they are on a tricky power grid. If you use both burners on the stove at once, the power strip will short out. If you use just one of the burners then it works fine. This he was not told and I can understand being upset at not being told even if I was not told this myself and dealt with it.

The difference is he feels that we(mostly him) are entitled to the stove working.  Apply this to about 11 other rules he made.

[Cormacaroni]

This dude sounds pretty high maintenance. Does he give good head at least?

[chronovore]

A guy here went to E3 and brought back a giant bag of bite-sized candy. Frozen Snickers bars. So. Good.

[Brehvolution]

I just bid $280k on a townhouse... I'm a bit nervous about the whole 'moving out' thing, but it's definitely time. Went to this place and instantly fell in love... it's a nice fairly roomy 1 bedroom, all new carpet, new kitchen, new bathroom, a garage, little outdoor area in the back, sleepy townhouse community, very very nice area, very very Jewish area, close to where I live now but a bit more convenient to the highways and my job.

Do you plan on being single for the next 15/30 years?

All it takes is winning the pinhole in the condom award and you'll have outgrown your place.

[Mr. Gundam]

Summer vacation begins for me on Friday at 10:30 am PST. Two and half more days of work, and then two months of remodeling my basement and hanging out!

[Phoenix Dark]

Applied for a job at a medical rehabilitation center for mentally handicapped and head trauma patients; working with them and doing paperwork. I was only inside for like 20 minutes filling out the application, but it really doesn't look like a nice work environment. Extremely loud and I was shocked at some of the care workers yelling at patients or getting visibly upset with them.

One of my mom's friends said the place has a high turnover rate because some people are just complete assholes to the patients, or just not caring. The facility was very nice though, very clean etc. But the people smh

[Cormacaroni]

Summer vacation begins for me on Friday at 10:30 am PST. Two and half more days of work, and then two months of remodeling my basement and hanging out!

*stabs Mr Gundam doll*

[BlackMage]

day 2 of my 60 hour work week has ended.. tomorrow off then 3 more 13 hour shifts to go in a row :'(

[Mr. Gundam]

Summer vacation begins for me on Friday at 10:30 am PST. Two and half more days of work, and then two months of remodeling my basement and hanging out!

*stabs Mr Gundam doll*

I'm gonna be working my ass off renovating/remodeling my basement. Dry wall, electrical work, trenching for a new toilet and shower, etc. Not gonna be a super relaxing summer, but the pay off will be so fucking sweet with a kick ass basement, new furniture, and a 50" HDTV.

[BlackMage]

you have 2 choices mister gundam.. adopt me or marry me 

[brob]

you have 2 choices mister gundam.. adopt me or marry me 

fuck your either-or

[lennedsay]

day 2 of my 60 hour work week has ended.. tomorrow off then 3 more 13 hour shifts to go in a row :'(

Yea yea yea... You can complain when you work 100 days straight at the same job, 75-80 hours a week, 12-16 hour weekdays and 8 hour weekends. And you're on call all the time to the point you're eating 3 meals a day on the phone. And you're paying the cell phone bill. And you put almost 10k miles on your own car in that timeframe...

Tax season....

I need a new job...

[BlackMage]

day 2 of my 60 hour work week has ended.. tomorrow off then 3 more 13 hour shifts to go in a row :'(

Yea yea yea... You can complain when you work 100 days straight at the same job, 75-80 hours a week, 12-16 hour weekdays and 8 hour weekends. And you're on call all the time to the point you're eating 3 meals a day on the phone. And you're paying the cell phone bill. And you put almost 10k miles on your own car in that timeframe...

Tax season....

I need a new job...

hey this is about me 

[The Fake Shemp]

You should have taken my offer when you had the chance.

[lennedsay]

Oh sorry BM. Thought this was the Random Talk thread. Now I know it's the BM Can't Keep Up With A Girl thread.

Although I'm a guy at heart. Looooovvvve me some titties too.

[Boogie]

day 2 of my 60 hour work week has ended.. tomorrow off then 3 more 13 hour shifts to go in a row :'(

Yea yea yea... You can complain when you work 100 days straight at the same job, 75-80 hours a week, 12-16 hour weekdays and 8 hour weekends. And you're on call all the time to the point you're eating 3 meals a day on the phone. And you're paying the cell phone bill. And you put almost 10k miles on your own car in that timeframe...

Tax season....

I need a new job...

woah.

I'm in the middle of a four week stretch with only one day off, myself.  80 hours a week for the moment.

[BlackMage]

Oh sorry BM. Thought this was the Random Talk thread. Now I know it's the BM Can't Keep Up With A Girl thread.

hey i got a job for you, why don't you come out of your cubicle and audit deez nuts

[demi]

Although I'm a guy at heart. Looooovvvve me some titties too.

Poor Willco

[lennedsay]

You know what else ? This episode of Deadliest Catch.  :'(

[demi]

Lennedsay, can you describe the feeling of euphoria you get when a man fills your hole up?

[lennedsay]

There are no words, but I hate wet spots in the bed later. 

But I like the former too much to stop. 

[BlackMage]

:vomit

[lennedsay]

Poor BM doesn't know what we're talking about. He thinks it's normal to accidentally jizz while rolling on the condom.

BM  :'(

[demi]

Can you feel his fluids inside you afterwards? Like a big booger just lingering in your nose?

[lennedsay]

Ypu haven't lived until you've experience vagina snot. 

[demi]

Have you ever playfully flicked it back onto him?

[lennedsay]

No, more like, "Uh I think this belongs to you. Btw, this is my stop."

[Diunx]

I'm finding this conversation quite fascinating do go on.

[BlackMage]

Poor BM doesn't know what we're talking about. He thinks it's normal to accidentally jizz while rolling on the condom.

BM  :'(

i know its not normal 

[demi]

Would you find it really funny if you decided to eat some Twinkies afterward?

[lennedsay]

And made sexual innuendos regarding the creamy center? Probably.

I hate twinkies though. 

[demi]

Me too. I like to tounge the creamy centers though.

[lennedsay]

  I do the same to Ho Hos.

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BBC in disguise.

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[Madrun Badrun]

Brand New please post sad emoticon's in reference to your sex life.  This thread needs to go back to it's roots.

[fistfulofmetal]

the Metallica/Slayer/Anthrax/Megadeth concert is showing at my local theater at 7:30pm on Thursday. thinking of going.

[Phoenix Dark]

"thinking"? fucking go you pussy, that's an epic lineup

[fistfulofmetal]

its not live or anything so i could always just wait for the dvd and download it. but being able to sit in a theater with surround sound is a tempting prospect.

[Brehvolution]

Today is my 9th wedding anniversary.

[Brehvolution]

So just another night then.

[Smooth Groove]

Except this time you're not just watching a BBC do the work.   

[Brehvolution]

She prefers the BWC.

[Smooth Groove]

How about two then?  I'm free tonight. 

[etiolate]

ok the riddler roomie is just a born douche

I keep giving him the benefit of the doubt. I spent the afternoon washing the fridge and got rid of tons of excess food. He notices some things he didn't want in there and thanks me "for doing some of the fridge". He starts tossing the food left by the actual on the lease roommates. He was about to throw away the thing we use to sort mail for the house because "you don't use it much and I was going to put something decorative there"

I have beef frozen in the freezer. He kept asking "You want this cow? This cow is yours?" "I'd like everything to be organic, but.."

entitled subletting passive aggressive cunt

He woke me up the other morning by knocking on my door and yelling "ANOTHER THING I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT!" I was like wtf. The big problem? The shower water was running cold at the moment. There's two showers. "I guess I can use the other one" Yes, I guess you can. When I checked the shower later to see if there was an actual problem with it, the shower knob was turned the wrong way towards cold.

He's 33 years old.

[BlackMage]

  he's awesome

[Madrun Badrun]

I saw the hottest girl ever out jogging when I was walking Nami.  Nami froze in her place - as she is still scared of everything - and the girl laughed as she went by.  Jesus I would give both legs just to haver her to laugh at me once a day, every day - that hot.

[Brehvolution]

Etiolate, this sounds like a great opportunity to start a running thread. Gold like this shouldn't be diluted by the rest of the random stuff.

I am sorry for you though. At 33, the ol' dog is set in his ways and mo' problems gonna rise.

Sabotage may be in order. Though, he is most likely to ruin himself out anyway.

Sit and wait or fan the flames of disaster? hmmmm

[Smooth Groove]

Etiolate, this sounds like a great opportunity to start a running thread. Gold like this shouldn't be diluted by the rest of the random stuff.

I am sorry for you though. At 33, the ol' dog is set in his ways and mo' problems gonna rise.

Sabotage may be in order. Though, he is most likely to ruin himself out anyway.

Sit and wait or fan the flames of disaster? hmmmm

Posting at EB on your wedding anniversary? 

[Diunx]

Damn FM you need to install some cojones on that dog, Pechan almost jumped into a dog like five times his size when I was walking him a couple of hours ago, I got scared because I almost didn't catch him in time and that other dog would have tear him apart I need to buy him a belt :'(

[Brehvolution]

Etiolate, this sounds like a great opportunity to start a running thread. Gold like this shouldn't be diluted by the rest of the random stuff.

I am sorry for you though. At 33, the ol' dog is set in his ways and mo' problems gonna rise.

Sabotage may be in order. Though, he is most likely to ruin himself out anyway.

Sit and wait or fan the flames of disaster? hmmmm

Posting at EB on your wedding anniversary? 

Posting while my wife smokes a cig. I quit more than 2 years ago. Priorities nukka.

edit: She's done. so am i.

[Fresh Prince]

Arvie needs the cojones, Nami seems like the one who attracts the attention and then arvie does nothing.

[Madrun Badrun]

Damn FM you need to install some cojones on that dog, Pechan almost jumped into a dog like five times his size when I was walking him a couple of hours ago, I got scared because I almost didn't catch him in time and that other dog would have tear him apart I need to buy him a belt :'(

She's only 10 weeks though.  And has already improved a lot since I got her.

[etiolate]

Etiolate, this sounds like a great opportunity to start a running thread. Gold like this shouldn't be diluted by the rest of the random stuff.

I am sorry for you though. At 33, the ol' dog is set in his ways and mo' problems gonna rise.

Sabotage may be in order. Though, he is most likely to ruin himself out anyway.

Sit and wait or fan the flames of disaster? hmmmm

My personal problems aren't worth the drama of an entire thread. I rather dislike drama, which is why this roomie is giving me problems. I just got to figure out what to do about him. What do you say when you spend an afternoon scrubbing down a fridge that has a school year's worth of three people's leftover food, only to have somebody come by and say "thanks for doing some of the fridge." I can only think to tell him to stop the passive aggressive bullshit, but being so p/a he'll just gasp and ask "What do you meaaaan?"

[Phoenix Dark]

How does he interact with the other roommates?

[etiolate]

As far as I can tell he does so the same as with me. I cannot tell how the other roomie feels about it. He just sort of quietly stands there.

[Fresh Prince]

 

[CrystalGemini]

Etiolate, this sounds like a great opportunity to start a running thread. Gold like this shouldn't be diluted by the rest of the random stuff.

I am sorry for you though. At 33, the ol' dog is set in his ways and mo' problems gonna rise.

Sabotage may be in order. Though, he is most likely to ruin himself out anyway.

Sit and wait or fan the flames of disaster? hmmmm

My personal problems aren't worth the drama of an entire thread. I rather dislike drama, which is why this roomie is giving me problems. I just got to figure out what to do about him. What do you say when you spend an afternoon scrubbing down a fridge that has a school year's worth of three people's leftover food, only to have somebody come by and say "thanks for doing some of the fridge." I can only think to tell him to stop the passive aggressive bullshit, but being so p/a he'll just gasp and ask "What do you meaaaan?"

I'm going to kick his ass.  Hold my sweater.

[Mupepe]

Etiolate, this sounds like a great opportunity to start a running thread. Gold like this shouldn't be diluted by the rest of the random stuff.

I am sorry for you though. At 33, the ol' dog is set in his ways and mo' problems gonna rise.

Sabotage may be in order. Though, he is most likely to ruin himself out anyway.

Sit and wait or fan the flames of disaster? hmmmm

My personal problems aren't worth the drama of an entire thread. I rather dislike drama, which is why this roomie is giving me problems. I just got to figure out what to do about him. What do you say when you spend an afternoon scrubbing down a fridge that has a school year's worth of three people's leftover food, only to have somebody come by and say "thanks for doing some of the fridge." I can only think to tell him to stop the passive aggressive bullshit, but being so p/a he'll just gasp and ask "What do you meaaaan?"

I'm going to kick his ass.  Hold my sweater.

holy fucking shit.  my pants are off and i'm waiting for details and maybe pictures

[Madrun Badrun]

Singed up for classes today!

Term 1

Operating Systems
A.I.
Algorithms and Machines
Intro to Linguistics
Ethical Theory
Intro to Economics

Term 2

Programming Language Paradigms
Robotics
Advanced Algorithms
Dynamics of Language
Philosophic Logic
Philosophy of Science