Girl's Husband: Are you talking to my wife?
Wrath: No sir.
Girl's Husband: Hey, wait--aren't you my nephew?
Wrath: Hi, Uncle Kelam.
Uncle Kelam: Are you coming to my daughter's wedding next Saturday? It's really a wedding/birthday as on Saturday she's turning 12.
Wrath: Isn't she too young to get involved that seriously?
Uncle Kelam: My wife was the same age when we got engaged.
Wrath: Well, yeah, you've gotta lock that down.
Uncle Kelam: That is true, but I keep losing the key.