Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Barry Egan]

I feel bad that I didn't get to read it 

[Reb]

Don't worry, I saved it.

[Phoenix Dark]

My cousin has decided that the best way to explain gravity (which his class is learning about) is to stand on top of chairs and pour water on the carpet at my place

Dunno what I expected when I said "so, what is gravity" and he immediately went into the kitchen to get a glass of water.

[Broseidon]

I finally get to be social again! I've been invited to a metal show in Bahrain where there will be booze, women and metal of course

I got invited to a highschool reunion thing yesterday.

[BlueTsunami]

New older woman was hired at my job. Mid 30s. She winked at me when she was introduced to me by my manager. Her ass is absolutely exceptional. Lawdy.

[Flannel Boy]

New older woman was hired at my job. Mid 30s. She winked at me when she was introduced to me by my manager. Her ass is absolutely exceptional. Lawdy.

What did she wink, exactly.

[FatalT]

It's snowing in South Carolina and stuff.

[BlueTsunami]

New older woman was hired at my job. Mid 30s. She winked at me when she was introduced to me by my manager. Her ass is absolutely exceptional. Lawdy.

What did she wink, exactly.

I could answer this definitively if I had been nose deeeeeep

New older woman was hired at my job. Mid 30s. She winked at me when she was introduced to me by my manager. Her ass is absolutely exceptional. Lawdy.

Youza MILF magnet, Blue.

I'm ok with this

[Broseidon]

New older woman was hired at my job. Mid 30s. She winked at me when she was introduced to me by my manager. Her ass is absolutely exceptional. Lawdy.

What did she wink, exactly.

Shock twist: she's a horse and Blu was foolin around in the stables.

[Barry Egan]

haters gonna hate, they jelly, etc. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I really don't get it, last I talked to them was because they had my brother skype me last November and it didn't seem like there was any animosity at all. I mean I'm already in an extremely reclusive self exile like rehab for the last few months and have been stressed to fuck and back only to have a bunch of fools feeling like I owe em something the moment I step foot in the US again. It really annoys me, especially the fact that I'm the sort of person that let things pass as long as I'm cool with someone and I gave em passes for a bunch of crap before as long as they apologized and felt bad.

So fuck it, I just needed to rant somewhere. I'm sure by the first week of me being back everyone of them will change their tune and be all buddy buddy again. I'm just surprised stupid high school crap is being pulled by bunch of folks who are in college and/or working in the 22-29 age range. You'd think that shit would be dead by now.

I see all kinds of petty crap pulled by people at my work who are in their 60s.  Some people are just immature.

[Barry Egan]

So fuck it, I just needed to rant somewhere. I'm sure by the first week of me being back everyone of them will change their tune and be all buddy buddy again. I'm just surprised stupid high school crap is being pulled by bunch of folks who are in college and/or working in the 22-29 age range. You'd think that shit would be dead by now.

Some people really struggle with possessiveness well in to their 20s.  I remember when I was 22 I was hanging out with a few friends when one of them said something along the lines of "you like [other friend] more than you like me" with this self-pitying tone and he was being dead serious.  I hadn't heard anything like that since middle school.  I wanted to laugh but it was pretty sad.   

[Broseidon]

Jager and lemonade with ice in a Burger King cup

[Flannel Boy]

Random: James Masters, Spike from BtVS, is fifty.

[Flannel Boy]

I bought season one of Buffy on VHS in 1997. 

[Madrun Badrun]

I literally just cut my finger open on a sharp piece of chocolate.  Fuck you Nesquik.  I will enjoy your sweet liquid no more. 

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Bandages make masturbation more kinky.

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[Joe Molotov]

Death by chocolate.

[Madrun Badrun]

Now Rayman Jungle Run wont start.  Fuck this gay world.

[pickle]

I literally just cut my finger open on a sharp piece of chocolate.  Fuck you Nesquik.  I will enjoy your sweet liquid no more. 

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Bandages make masturbation more kinky.

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Move somewhere warmer, then the chocolate won't be able to get sharp enough to cut you.

[chronovore]

I really don't get it, last I talked to them was because they had my brother skype me last November and it didn't seem like there was any animosity at all. I mean I'm already in an extremely reclusive self exile like rehab for the last few months and have been stressed to fuck and back only to have a bunch of fools feeling like I owe em something the moment I step foot in the US again. It really annoys me, especially the fact that I'm the sort of person that let things pass as long as I'm cool with someone and I gave em passes for a bunch of crap before as long as they apologized and felt bad.

So fuck it, I just needed to rant somewhere. I'm sure by the first week of me being back everyone of them will change their tune and be all buddy buddy again. I'm just surprised stupid high school crap is being pulled by bunch of folks who are in college and/or working in the 22-29 age range. You'd think that shit would be dead by now.

Don't let it get you down and, as mentioned, people in their 20s sometimes have possessiveness problems. They're probably still dealing with establishing a dynamic in their living situation which doesn't involve a parental hierarchy. They miss you, that's all. It's likely that you could have kept in better touch with them but, considering that you went home for family health reasons, it's ON THEM to be understanding and supportive. They're failing, but they're failing because they like you.

I literally just cut my finger open on a sharp piece of chocolate.  Fuck you Nesquik.  I will enjoy your sweet liquid no more. 

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Bandages make masturbation more kinky.

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Now Rayman Jungle Run wont start.  Fuck this gay world.

Are you 12?

Got accepted to UofT!!!

That's great! Congratulations!

[Barry Egan]

I really don't get it, last I talked to them was because they had my brother skype me last November and it didn't seem like there was any animosity at all. I mean I'm already in an extremely reclusive self exile like rehab for the last few months and have been stressed to fuck and back only to have a bunch of fools feeling like I owe em something the moment I step foot in the US again. It really annoys me, especially the fact that I'm the sort of person that let things pass as long as I'm cool with someone and I gave em passes for a bunch of crap before as long as they apologized and felt bad.

So fuck it, I just needed to rant somewhere. I'm sure by the first week of me being back everyone of them will change their tune and be all buddy buddy again. I'm just surprised stupid high school crap is being pulled by bunch of folks who are in college and/or working in the 22-29 age range. You'd think that shit would be dead by now.

I've seen people say this kind of thing jokingly, but in this case they're full-on serious about it? That's tough, man. The bright side of it is that they obviously enjoyed your company a lot while you were there, so take it as an ego boost. Like Chronovore said, people get possessive. I remember that my friends and I got really pissed at one guy in our social circle because he started spending all of his free time with his girlfriend and ignored everyone else. But ultimately we realized that it was his decision to make. If this shit continues, I think it would be best to address it directly and let them know what's up.

da fuq.  Ouch bro.  Ouch.

[Madrun Badrun]

I literally just cut my finger open on a sharp piece of chocolate.  Fuck you Nesquik.  I will enjoy your sweet liquid no more. 

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Bandages make masturbation more kinky.

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Now Rayman Jungle Run wont start.  Fuck this gay world.

Are you 12?

Well I was prevented from partaking in my only grown up hobby by a bandaid.  Rayman seemed like a good alternative.

[Madrun Badrun]

I just overcame my disability.  Now I know how it feels to win the special Olympics. 

[Atramental]

Got back from a party.

Cute girl grinded on my dick, I smoked a bunch of shisha from a hookah, drank a couple of beers, ate some vodka soaked gummy bears, danced around like a fool, and talked about some (what seemed like) deep philosophical shit with some friends.

It was a good night.

[brawndolicious]

I'm guessing they just partied too hard and pissed off the neighbors. That's why no intelligent person likes to host a party.

[Madrun Badrun]

Or Wrath was the only one willing to do gay-for-rent. 

[Flannel Boy]

I hate reading a long case, highlighting it, and re-reading it, only to read the next one in the case book, which basically says "fuck that last case." Is this why people go to class?

[Madrun Badrun]

I think most people go to class to succeed.

[Huff]

I always play my best Sudoku in class

[Flannel Boy]

I think most people go to class to succeed.

Succeed at what?

[Madrun Badrun]

life, school, thangs

[Barry Egan]

gets in to UoT and now he's Tony Robbins 

[Atramental]

Heh. I went on a Tony Robbins binge last year (or rather late 2011 through early 2012) when I was trying to dig myself out of a pit of anxiety and dispair.

Still have that "I am a god amongst insects. I am unstoppable." attitude to a certain degree because a lot of good stuff is happening in my life.

But I know I can't get too blissful and cocky because everything can go to shit again like it did back in 2009.

[Madrun Badrun]

No, Tony Robbins has only taken me as host so that he can maintain human form for just a while longer.

[ZephyrFate]

Feels good to write a chapter and see the pieces fall into place for how you want to set up a character's death.

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[Madrun Badrun]

I too like to plan out my murders.

[ZephyrFate]

I too like to plan out my murders.

Hah. It's all about making the character sympathetic before you off them.

[Madrun Badrun]

The blue planet is finally coming to bluray.  YES!

[Madrun Badrun]

Be excited fuckers! 

[Madrun Badrun]

Its so lonely being me

[Mr. Gundam]

So I've been looking for bean sprouts for toinght's dinner... no one carries them anymore due to some fear about sanitary conditions and people getting sick. Huh. Looks like I'm off to Uwajimaya, they'll surely have them.

[chronovore]

I just shouted "FUCK OFF" at the TV in an otherwise empty room for the first time in ages. Some stupid fifth-grader Japanese kid committed suicide by jumping in front of the train this week. Two schools were closing, and he was going to have to go to a new school, and was afraid he wasn't going to fit in with the new class. So he killed himself.

The MC for the show said, "lately a lot of kids do nothing but play games, and to some degree, maybe this kid thought he could 'just press the reset button.'" At which point I lost reasonableness in my brain.

I have another idea, Japan: Why not just stop putting so much fucking pressure on your kids that they can't think straight, because they think their entire life is decided because of their goddamn schools?

[demi]

Did you say it in Japanese?

[Cormacaroni]

I just shouted "FUCK OFF" at the TV in an otherwise empty room for the first time in ages. Some stupid fifth-grader Japanese kid committed suicide by jumping in front of the train this week. Two schools were closing, and he was going to have to go to a new school, and was afraid he wasn't going to fit in with the new class. So he killed himself.

The MC for the show said, "lately a lot of kids do nothing but play games, and to some degree, maybe this kid thought he could 'just press the reset button.'" At which point I lost reasonableness in my brain.

I have another idea, Japan: Why not just stop putting so much fucking pressure on your kids that they can't think straight, because they think their entire life is decided because of their goddamn schools?

And we know that theory holds up because no-one ever committed suicide in the MC's generation because they didn't have videogames!

The fear of bullying at a new school could well have been the issue. Schools seem utterly unable to do anything to improve that situation.

[Madrun Badrun]

Its too bad they don't have a socially acceptable way of offing themselves anymore.  In the good old days, you could just fly into a boat and avoid awkward news commentary. 

[Cormacaroni]

Japanese kids suiciding really brings out the peanut gallery doesn't it

[Madrun Badrun]

Got accepted to Simon Frasier.  They want me to pay a 250$ acceptance fee and the funding is low.   

[Madrun Badrun]

Japanese kids suiciding really brings out the peanut gallery doesn't it

To be part of peanut gallery one needs to be serious. 

[chronovore]

Yeah, bullying is a thing, for sure. There have been a couple times I thought I might have to go introduce myself to some of the parents at my kids' school. Turns out that most bullies just need a hug.

Did you say it in Japanese?

I screamed it in English. I'm not sure what a simple "fuck off" would be in Japanese; usually when I'm confrontational in Japanese, I form it as interrogatives. So... "fuck off...?"

[Rahxephon91]

Anyone know of websites that deal in streaming of cable channels. I'm sadly looking for an mtv stream.

[Cormacaroni]

くたばれ is the standard translation for Fuck you. In 22 years I've never heard it used IRL though, just in movies

[chronovore]

Yeah, that's new to me.

[ZephyrFate]

Weed butter makes everything better. Love putting it into my dinner dishes every night.

[brawndolicious]

I love being half a mile from Trader Joes. Can kill a bottle of 2 buck chuck in an hour and not feel like I wanted money or energy.


Oh and zephys an artist, respect his right to be perpetually fucked whatever level of up he wishes.

[Rusty Shackleford]

I believe it's "2.49 buck chuck" now. At least it was today when I was there. Doesn't trip off the tongue quite so easily.

[brawndolicious]

That's the fucking the truth. It's just like the 2 dollar meal deal at taco bell.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Still worth the $2.49 though, amirite? My palate's so messed up I can't tell anyway.

[bork]

Moved to a new apartment yesterday.  Went pretty smoothly, except for one thing- Fuckin' AT&T did not show up to hook up Internet/cable, nor did they call to say they weren't coming.     We are now in the dark ages at home.   :'(  Their customer support is awful and the people I spoke to clearly were not native English speakers.  Awful, awful customer support.  I let them have it and told them how pissed I was that I had to take off from work to wait for their no-show, and got nothing in response.  The guy seemed to have trouble speaking at all when I was started talking about stuff that wasn't part of his call script.  Lots of silence and "Uhhhh, uhhh...ummm........" as he tried to think of what vocabulary might work.  In the end I was told "someone will contact you in 24 to 48 hours TO DISCUSS SETTING UP A NEW DATE/TIME FOR SERVICE INSTALLATION."    If they don't call by tomorrow morning I'm going to threaten to cancel and switch to Comcast- that should magically free up someone to come by.

[Groogrux]

I just got back from the ER.  Had really awful stomach and back pain last night that brought me to the verge of tears this morning.  Finally, my mom talked me into going to the ER to get checked out.  Turns out, my gallbladder was inflamed and they're not sure why.  I have to schedule an MRI soon to figure out what's going on with it.

ALSO:  Morphine is a hell of a drug.   

[Madrun Badrun]

good luck