Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Cormacaroni]

enjoy living on the same continent as drew and an AK everybody else

[Rahxephon91]

Yep, that kind of rubs me the wrong way.

[demi]

When local news pops up of some loon with an AK, I'll be sure to link you guys

[Mr. Gundam]

You guys should stop closing yourselves off to opportunities while in school because it gets exponentially harder once you graduate college.

Serious truth.

[drew]

Every day you don't have to use that AK will be a good day.

agreed.

Yep, that kind of rubs me the wrong way.

[fistfulofmetal]

the pre-edit reply was pretty embarrassing 'e-tough guy' stuff there.

[G The Resurrected]

So apparently you can't be in your backyard naked anymore around these parts. The cops are on the search for someone who was nude sun tanning around 4pm this afternoon. I asked if they knew who it was and all they told me was that their UAV saw someone exposing themselves in our complex. Its 9pm almost, give me a damn break.

[Momo]

I live on the same continent with nutbags that sleep with bazookas under their pillow, I'd welcome drew

[brawndolicious]

So apparently you can't be in your backyard naked anymore around these parts. The cops are on the search for someone who was nude sun tanning around 4pm this afternoon. I asked if they knew who it was and all they told me was that their UAV saw someone exposing themselves in our complex. Its 9pm almost, give me a damn break.

Cupertino cops have a UAV?

[G The Resurrected]

Santa Clara Sheriffs department has several now that they have use of, from the government. My understanding is that they are older military UAV's that have been re serviced.

Update on the story, they found the person who was "exposing themselves." It happened to be an older hippie lady, she made a huge stink cause they took her weed. I kept hearing her scream: "I've got my rights and I've got my prescription!"

[Groogrux]

If the lady's got privacy fences or as long as she isn't shaking her old saggy tits at the kids next door, I don't see what the big fucking deal is.

[Cerveza mas fina]

my girlfriend and i met bill and hillary clinton today at marrimeko on 5th ave.

that was pretty coo

they were shopping w/ chelsea who just celebrated a birthday apparently

Did you get to say hi? That's awesome

yeah we spoke briefly.  my gf has the same birthday as him so that was her conversation starter.  it was pretty cool.  we were with my parents so my parents got to meet bill as well.  was kind of neat

Thats really cool man. Did you make a picture with them?

[T234]

enjoy living on the same continent as drew and an AK everybody else

I ain't sweating that skinny motherfucker.

[Eric P]

my girlfriend and i met bill and hillary clinton today at marrimeko on 5th ave.

that was pretty coo

they were shopping w/ chelsea who just celebrated a birthday apparently

Did you get to say hi? That's awesome

yeah we spoke briefly.  my gf has the same birthday as him so that was her conversation starter.  it was pretty cool.  we were with my parents so my parents got to meet bill as well.  was kind of neat

Thats really cool man. Did you make a picture with them?

yeah.  she's having a print sent to her mom as a surprise

[Mr. Gundam]

You guys should stop closing yourselves off to opportunities while in school because it gets exponentially harder once you graduate college.

I'm in a master's program. It's already exponentially harder than undergrad was. Probably 60% of the girls have a committed boyfriend/fiancee/husband. I've overheard some of the single ones talking about how they wouldn't want to date anyone in the program because of "drama" or whatever bullshit they imagine would happen. And on top of that, a week in which the schoolwork only dominates 60 hours of my life is an easy week.

It is definitely harder to date/meet new people in graduate school compared to undergrad, but it's not like things will get any easier once you leave.

[tiesto]

Really shaken up by news that my facility is moving a ton of sites away from the island. I've got my whole life, and my house here... and there's no indication of whether or not my department will even still be around. On my 9yr anniversary too... so time to dust off the resume and start applying again. It really sucks since I just laid roots down, and the job I had gave good benefits and pay.

Any advice for interviewing / networking / resume writing in the tech field (I'm a software engineer).

[chronovore]

Start your own company doing local support for businesses who don't have an IT department, or only budget for part-time or limited IT.

Depending on your area, this could be an opportunity rather than a crisis.

[drew]

I ain't sweating that skinny motherfucker.

except I ain't skinny no more bruh, stopped doing them thangs and been hitting them medecine balls, gettin swoll son.

[brawndolicious]

I spent all day getting ready for an interview, had massive gas build-up since I didn't eat anything for 18 hours, got through it well and then just had a three-second burp.

Today was a good day.

[chronovore]

You could have exposed them to entirely new skill set by answering all their questions in burps!

[Phoenix Dark]

I was looking for an anime gif earlier to make a reaction post, but couldn't find anything good under "anime gif." So I looked up "loli gif" and...


First page wasn't bad but I scrolled and saw legit disgusting shit brehs.

[chronovore]

Yeah, RDJ will tell you, "Never go full anime loli gifs."


In other news, I got a nasty fever today; coughing so badly that I can't sleep. Went to the doctor, TYPE-A INFLUENZA. Congratu-fucking-lations.

God damnit, I was VACCINATED.

FUCK SCIENCE.

[brawndolicious]

You could have exposed them to entirely new skill set by answering all their questions in burps!

Well there wasn't really any questions, just constant back-and-forth. Although he did ask me where I was from and I could have said "I used to live in BURP-ley".

[Eric P]

found thanks to my new favorite tumblr

http://fucknoreligiousfanart.tumblr.com/




super saiyan jesus is well represented

[Groogrux]

I'm having to postpone my MRI again!  FUCK.

My kid has been sick since yesterday, and I was going to take him to my sister while I had the MRI done, but school was cancelled today for snow, and she has her kids at home.  I guess I'm just going to have to wait until next Friday...

[BlackMage]

Me and my friend just secured a nice Condo!!! Moving in April 1st! 

[Huff]

Not the best day to move into a new place I reckon

[Robo]

Shark, PM me and tell me where this place is.

[Phoenix Dark]

I forgot to post this yesterday - I was at a supermarket and saw a dude that looked just like Wilco working there. I kept trying to get a good look at his nametag to confirm, but no such luck. We ended up exchanging glances on my way out that would signify we both knew each other and not to address each other publicly. So I will live life believing I know where Wilco works and to NEVER GO THERE AGAIN.

Was he checking out fat chicks? If so it's him

[Bebpo]

I just spent 3 hours scrubbing down my shower with bleach and cleaning the rest of the bathroom as well.  Place is SHINY and looks the best it has since I moved in, but jesus christ that was a workout.  Even after a shower, still sweating like a madman.  Not gonna be able to sleep anytime soon....egad.

[Groogrux]

Yeah, I've laid in bed for the past 5 hours trying to sleep but my mind just won't shut off.  So I got up and I'm doing laundry now. 

I've got a friend and her daughter coming to stay the night in a couple of days, so I've got to get my apartment looking good and not let my kid mess it up behind me too much.

[chronovore]

I'm having to postpone my MRI again!  FUCK.

My kid has been sick since yesterday, and I was going to take him to my sister while I had the MRI done, but school was cancelled today for snow, and she has her kids at home.  I guess I'm just going to have to wait until next Friday...

Hang in there , Groogrux. You've had a hard run lately, but are doing your best. It'll be okay.

You could have exposed them to entirely new skill set by answering all their questions in burps!

Well there wasn't really any questions, just constant back-and-forth. Although he did ask me where I was from and I could have said "I used to live in BURP-ley".

HIRED.

Had to go on one of those untagging sprees. Best friend uploaded a bunch of pictures of me shit faced hammered. Shit was up for a couple hours, thank god i have my family on Limited profiles

Tell me more about these limited profiles...

[Groogrux]

Honestly, I've not been having any trouble out of it over the past couple of weeks.  I just want to know what's going on so I can move on from it.  It's just frustrating.

[T234]

I ain't sweating that skinny motherfucker.

except I ain't skinny no more bruh, stopped doing them thangs and been hitting them medecine balls, gettin swoll son.

Good for you on kicking the pharmies. I myself recently kicked a half-ounce a day RAW cocaine habit and started a legit business fixing computers and Iphones.

[Phoenix Dark]

But how do you ask someone if they're from the Internet? There are plenty of people here that I'd recognize irl but wouldn't approach simple because of the possibility I was mistaken. Seriously do you say "hey man, do you post on The Bore ?"

[hampster]

I'd wear a MAF t-shirt

Stylish and signifies what message boards I read!

[etiolate]

I feel like an old man getting angry at new technology. I can't figure out where the option is to turn off auto-correct on my phone is in the system menus. And I need to turn it off NAOW. U-haul is not khaki and Palmetto Ave is not Fellatio Ave. Something I had to explain to my mother twice. The phone also thinks my Mom's name is Mitsubishi.

[Polari]

Personality test for a consulting job. Any ideas how I can best hide my anti-establishment narcissistic tendencies? That or any idea what they're looking for? I know everyone says you can't prepare for these things, but obviously how I respond is going to factor into whether I make it to the interview stage or not?

[Polari]

I just realised the island of GAF outcasts is probably the last place I should ask about a personality test. Oops.

[Cormacaroni]

You failed

[Phoenix Dark]

Jesus christ we had a late emergency patient tonight, his mom brought him in due to severe bad breath and mouth pain after getting his wisdom teeth removed a couple weeks ago; he got a dry socket due to eating stuff you're not supposed to eat after mouth surgery. I bet one of the hygienists that the areas where the teeth were removed were full of enough food to fill one bottle cap. She bet it would be enough food to fill two bottle caps.

The dentist then proceeded to remove enough food shit to nearly fill half a sandwich size Ziploc bag
  :scusthov :santocry :jada

[chronovore]

Mouth trauma. Jesus.

GOOD JON FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS, SON.

Couldn't he have had a blood infection from that?

[Phoenix Dark]

Yea he could have gotten a bad infection but it seems like everything will be fine. The problem is that since the food was down there for at least two weeks, the holes will now take even longer to heal. We gave him an oral rinse and a syringe so he can clean the holes himself now, but still...yuck. We were explaining to his mom how she'll have to help him and she had the worse "fuck this gay earth" face I've seen in awhile 

I would suggest if you're getting wisdom teeth removed, only get one side removed at a time; that way you can eat on whatever side wasn't operated on while waiting for things to heal.

[Huff]

Old men that look like Santa Claus hammered at the bar are the best. So ornery and full of money

[Huff]

And girls, jean jackets with jeans? Come on, your not that hot to pull that off :gross

[ZephyrFate]

Almost halfway done with my final book (renamed The Dream Reprisal). Writing some pretty emotional chapters to end this first half. I could probably end the book right here, but I'm not GRRM.

[Groogrux]

I don't lie about the fact that part of the way I stay afloat until I'm out of school is the Social Security Death Benefits I get from when my wife died.  Seriously, they've been a lifesaver.  But I just checked my bank statement and they apparently just dropped $3k in my account. 

Going to call them up in the morning and find out what the deal is.  Tonight, I'm going to sleep like I'm rich middle class!

[chronovore]

Yea he could have gotten a bad infection but it seems like everything will be fine. The problem is that since the food was down there for at least two weeks, the holes will now take even longer to heal. We gave him an oral rinse and a syringe so he can clean the holes himself now, but still...yuck. We were explaining to his mom how she'll have to help him and she had the worse "fuck this gay earth" face I've seen in awhile 

I would suggest if you're getting wisdom teeth removed, only get one side removed at a time; that way you can eat on whatever side wasn't operated on while waiting for things to heal.

Yeah, Mister Rocket Science was unable to avoid eating stuff he was told not to eat, and now your dentist is expecting that he'll be able to use equipment to perform a cleaning procedure on it? Good luck with that!

Maybe if you made him take the half-full ziplock back of rotting schmutz from his cranium home with him, and then told him he either has to breathe from it once a day, or cleanse, maybe he'd get the picture.

[Phoenix Dark]

Haha yup. I don't get it brehs. When I was a teen I was pretty self conscious, especially around chicks. I can't even imagine going to school or anywhere with my breath smelling like rotten meat. From what I understand he didn't even want to come in tonight - he said the pain wasn't horrible, and apparently didn't care about the horrible smell; he was chatting with folks in the lobby like nothing was wrong. His mom was the one who called all concerned and dragged him to the practice. Makes no sense to me.

The only time I ever went anywhere smelling funky...it was a super hot day, I woke up late for class and realized I was out of deodorant. I took a long shower, then put some scented lotion under my armpits thinking it was a good idea. It was a very bad idea.

[Groogrux]

The worst smell is duck butter. I was in the gym today, and some dude just smelled awful. It was like he jacked off into the same pair of underwear five times a day for a week while eating nothing but burritos and constantly sharting into his computer chair, never bathing, and every day going out to run a few miles. In the summer. In Barstow.

I live in Kentucky.  Body odor is a way of life for these people down here.   

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

The worst smell for me can best be described as "sweet-greasy."  I've only noticed this smell on poor people.

[Mupepe]

There's a correlation of fish sticks odor and fat people with rosacea in my experience. 

[chronovore]

The worst smell is duck butter. I was in the gym today, and some dude just smelled awful. It was like he jacked off into the same pair of underwear five times a day for a week while eating nothing but burritos and constantly sharting into his computer chair, never bathing, and every day going out to run a few miles. In the summer. In Barstow.

I live in Kentucky.  Body odor is a way of life for these people down here.   

Make a cracker spread for the tourists called "I Can't Believe It's Not Duck Butter!"

[Groogrux]

We have people come into Gamestop that smell so bad that they will clear the store out, and we have to spray Lysol and open all the doors to air the place out when they leave.

[Phoenix Dark]

Yep you're not in a real GameStop unless someone walks in and stinks up the place. Usually it's some semi fat nerd (ie a big belly due to his metabolism disappearing at 29 years old) who clearly took his time to dress well for his weekly trek outside the house but forgot to wash his ass again. Nice jeans, polo shirt, thin leather jacket, sun glasses around his neck, New Balance shoes. He is ready to fuck.

If there's a girl in the store, be she 8 years old or 55, he's gonna talk to her. I've heard these people ask teen girls if they are familiar with "the blue ocean business strategy. It may explain why you like video games."

[Groogrux]

Some of my customers are down-to-earth normal people who just like playing video games.  The rest all fit into stereotypes though:  Fat guy who doesn't bath and knows way too much about water graphics, jock asshole who only plays CoD and Madden,  nerdy kid who is oblivious to the rest of the world, hot girl who tags along with friends and isn't really interested in this stuff, nerdy girl who knows more about anime than the people who make it, and the parents who just want their kids to shut up so they can drink a beer at the end of the day.

[Mupepe]

Yep you're not in a real GameStop unless someone walks in and stinks up the place. Usually it's some semi fat nerd (ie a big belly due to his metabolism disappearing at 29 years old) who clearly took his time to dress well for his weekly trek outside the house but forgot to wash his ass again. Nice jeans, polo shirt, thin leather jacket, sun glasses around his neck, New Balance shoes. He is ready to fuck.

If there's a girl in the store, be she 8 years old or 55, he's gonna talk to her. I've heard these people ask teen girls if they are familiar with "the blue ocean business strategy. It may explain why you like video games."

[Phoenix Dark]

Man, last two days have been completely awful.

What's up? Same issue?

[Shaka Khan]

Jesus christ we had a late emergency patient tonight, his mom brought him in due to severe bad breath and mouth pain after getting his wisdom teeth removed a couple weeks ago; he got a dry socket due to eating stuff you're not supposed to eat after mouth surgery. I bet one of the hygienists that the areas where the teeth were removed were full of enough food to fill one bottle cap. She bet it would be enough food to fill two bottle caps.

The dentist then proceeded to remove enough food shit to nearly fill half a sandwich size Ziploc bag
  :scusthov :santocry :jada

Yea he could have gotten a bad infection but it seems like everything will be fine. The problem is that since the food was down there for at least two weeks, the holes will now take even longer to heal. We gave him an oral rinse and a syringe so he can clean the holes himself now, but still...yuck. We were explaining to his mom how she'll have to help him and she had the worse "fuck this gay earth" face I've seen in awhile 

I would suggest if you're getting wisdom teeth removed, only get one side removed at a time; that way you can eat on whatever side wasn't operated on while waiting for things to heal.

I had all my four wisdom teeth removed this morning and Positive Touch brought this story to my attention... Holy fucking shitballs NO! My doctor was *literally* on the phone *seconds* ago explaining to me dangers of Dry Sockets.  :scusthov :sadcam :sadbron

[Shaka Khan]

I've only been warned about eating crunchy stuff for a week. Today I've started with Greek yogurt, puddings, jellos, and ice cream. Tomorrow I'm moving to warmer sauces, soups, mashed veggies, and maybe spaghetti, not to mention salt water rinsing. But I'm definitely taking it slow.

Although I'd really like to know if it's okay to start brushing tonight, flossing by tomorrow. I have a great dental insurance, but with a 5k annual limit, which I've reached today... so I really need to be careful, as I can't afford to pay more out of my pocket.