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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #2400 on: July 25, 2010, 11:37:20 PM »
well my joke was ruined thanks assholes
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« Reply #2401 on: July 25, 2010, 11:38:18 PM »
I'm just trying to write a movie that I think I would pay eight dollars to see, and that I hope people have fun at. If it gets made, great. If it doesn't, time to work on something else.

It will never make as much money as Whitta's flick; that was pretty awesome luck he hit with his first spec script.
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« Reply #2402 on: July 25, 2010, 11:40:48 PM »
It was a lame joke anyway.
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« Reply #2403 on: July 25, 2010, 11:44:15 PM »
If Will's movie gets made I demand first dibs on releasing details to Chubarama Perez Hilton on his manly bits from that one night when we got mildly drunk but still knew what we were doing and we did it anyway

Oh and a vBullitin forum license
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #2404 on: July 25, 2010, 11:51:36 PM »
Gary Whitta is the writer of a box-office hit, though! And the writer of another soon-to-be-a-hit, Undying!

You mean Clive Barker's Gary Whita's Undying?
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« Reply #2405 on: July 26, 2010, 12:07:02 AM »
It was actually a spec script called Reaper, but the title has been changed to Undying. Nothing to do with the Clive Barker game. Sadly.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #2406 on: July 26, 2010, 04:45:18 AM »
im gonna put pasta salad on a sandwich. its madness.

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« Reply #2407 on: July 26, 2010, 11:21:41 AM »
im gonna put pasta salad on a sandwich. its madness.

fuck that sounds good right now
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« Reply #2408 on: July 26, 2010, 01:47:09 PM »
I need to shit so bad but I don't want to use a public toilet.  So I keep clenching down and screaming "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" in my head. 

Feel better Wrath?

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« Reply #2409 on: July 26, 2010, 02:03:14 PM »
YOU SHALL NOT PASS! YOU SHALL NOT PASS! YOU SHALL NOT PASS! :( :( :(

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« Reply #2410 on: July 26, 2010, 02:27:57 PM »
SMH.  Save some for the rest of us.  In your type- that is good looking confident men- asking out barista girl, all you do is raise her self esteem to levels which make her unaccessible to the Maleks and mes of this world.  Ass.

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« Reply #2411 on: July 26, 2010, 02:30:26 PM »
And yes I'm suggesting that the solution to my dating problems is for other men to stop actively dating instead of for me to actually try dating.  ass. 

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« Reply #2412 on: July 26, 2010, 02:33:46 PM »
Fucking seasonal depression, I should be really happy today since I'm getting that scholarship. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!

How the fuck do you get seasonal depression in Saudi Arabia? :lol
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« Reply #2413 on: July 26, 2010, 02:34:47 PM »
I'm right there with you, Mike! Barista girl is our territory. Mojo needs to stick to the girls with fancy jobs and shit. He's double dipping!
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« Reply #2414 on: July 26, 2010, 02:43:48 PM »
Look Mojo, we are reasonable men.  If, when you decide that you want Haley over Barista girl, you could just slyly make comments about her hygiene or looks ect. -- it doesn't need to be over the top, in fact subtly is preferable, just enough to plant the seeds of some negative self image in her head that will drive her slightly crazy -- then Black and I could swoop in for the kill -- in our Batman capes.   Think about just how much you could help your unfortunate socially inept brothers!

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« Reply #2415 on: July 26, 2010, 02:52:29 PM »
Awesome.  Use it!

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« Reply #2416 on: July 26, 2010, 02:56:46 PM »
Pass.  Looks like a dude. 

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« Reply #2417 on: July 26, 2010, 03:01:20 PM »
Nono, FM, that's what mojovonio's bangin'. He hasn't shown us the barista yet.
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« Reply #2418 on: July 26, 2010, 03:07:28 PM »
Nono, FM, that's what mojovonio's bangin'. He hasn't shown us the barista yet.
O then it's all good then.  I have a thing for LISP too ;)

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« Reply #2419 on: July 26, 2010, 03:12:11 PM »
engineer girl looks like she's up for a fight. Always a sign of grade A sex.

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« Reply #2420 on: July 26, 2010, 03:15:17 PM »
I don't find her attractive but I can see how others would. The dude on the other hand, unffffffffffff  :-*
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« Reply #2421 on: July 26, 2010, 03:19:42 PM »
Yeah, you know what's best, stick to the girl then.
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« Reply #2422 on: July 26, 2010, 03:20:06 PM »
Nose ring, mad homo. You got that Mojo!

*A month passes*

*Mojo posts new pic with nose ring*

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« Reply #2423 on: July 26, 2010, 03:27:54 PM »
Mojo, I'm going to hunt you down and beat you with a stick.
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« Reply #2424 on: July 26, 2010, 03:36:39 PM »
Hey Boogie, you're a handsome man, why don't you get laid?
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« Reply #2425 on: July 26, 2010, 03:40:13 PM »
Hey Boogie, you're a handsome man, why don't you get laid?
you troll, you :-*

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« Reply #2426 on: July 26, 2010, 03:40:42 PM »
Ya that's a better pic.

She looks like Bayanetta in the first one.

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« Reply #2427 on: July 26, 2010, 03:41:47 PM »
we need the band name before we can make any judgment calls

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« Reply #2428 on: July 26, 2010, 03:46:43 PM »
YOU SHALL NOT PASS! YOU SHALL NOT PASS! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

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« Reply #2429 on: July 26, 2010, 03:56:16 PM »


I didn't even think this was possible to fuck up like this.   Breaking my code in new ways everyday :bow2

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« Reply #2430 on: July 26, 2010, 04:00:38 PM »
Looks like a pokemon

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« Reply #2431 on: July 26, 2010, 06:13:29 PM »

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« Reply #2432 on: July 26, 2010, 06:18:10 PM »
I found out that the UC I was planning to transfer had to withdraw my admission because I left info off of my application by not listing non-transferable courses that were just prereqs for transferable ones.  That sucks but they say I can transfer as a senior since I'm at a CSU right now, that just means I'll have another year of 40 minute commutes to school gawdammit.

The good news is that I got my laptop back from Lenovo and they fixed it free of charge even though I was at fault because my baby brother spilled water on the keyboard.  Now I just have to return the replacement keyboard I ordered from them.

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« Reply #2433 on: July 26, 2010, 08:00:29 PM »
A bat flew into the house earlier.  :yuck

Armed with a broom and dust pan, I whiffed on a crit strike. It flew upstairs and I snagged it with a bath towel, ran downstairs, and launched the towel into the front yard. The bat crawled out and flew away.

Just another thankless job.
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« Reply #2434 on: July 26, 2010, 09:07:43 PM »
wisdom teeth :piss2

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« Reply #2435 on: July 27, 2010, 06:39:18 AM »
For some reason, I finally started looking into the history of my family tree and family surnames. This is something others have been more interested in than myself, and those others have always tried to get me in on their whole National Treasure hunt for the truth. My father's side of the family is particularly vested in the history due to my grandfather coming from an orphanage. Unfortunately, there is a lot of myth and legend to my family history. This is why I was never into it, because fact was hard to come by. The orphanage and the myths unverifiable walls. Still, now that I look stuff up myself, it is interesting.

Here are the legends and rumors:

Father's Father side is Native American. It is also where my surname comes from, but is also where you run into the orphanage wall. The legend of the native american comes from my grandfather showing visual traits of it, my father at times as well, especially as they aged. It also comes from the surname. The surname in question has a legend tied to the lost colony of roanoke, White's second colony, and them intergrating with the nearby Croatan tribes.

So that is the second legend, that we're descendants of a Welsh member of the lost colony.

Third legend comes from the other side of the family tree. My grandmother in her last year muttered off about her ex-husband(my grandfather) "oh he was a Jew". This was quickly dismissed as my grandma being an old woman spouting shit, but she explained that it was why his family left posh England life for farming in the middle of America as the war was looming. The problem with this theory is that there was no Jewish tradition in anyone's upbringing, no mention of it outside this incident at all. My grandfather was a firm atheist and his mother a prim, proper lady of Britain. Still, there is a lineage of Jewish families with the same surname.

Fourth legend is from the same surname, same British line, but the craziest, most renown of that line being a part of the Crusades. Known as the Duke of Arabia, he was rumored to have had a son by the means of a Serecan during his stay in Jerasulem. A son in the line of lineage from Mohammed. This rumor has shit to do with me. It's just amusing.

Fifth legend comes from my dad who said after my grandfather's recent death that I have a filipino Uncle from the woman my grandpa married in the Philippines after his tour in the military there. This is brand new legend. Nobody's heard of this before, but it is the reason I always stayed away from family history. There is so much secrecy and bullshit amongst my family that you can't tell when you've dug up the truth or dug up another lapse in someone's psychosis.

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« Reply #2436 on: July 27, 2010, 08:25:06 AM »
911?

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« Reply #2437 on: July 27, 2010, 10:30:05 AM »
Mine is simple.  My mother was adopted so all I know is her parents lived in Juarez, Mexico.

Grandmother on my father's side is Cherokee.  Everytime she hears someone talking about being on the first boats from Europe, she says "And my family was on the shore already waiting for you"

Grandfather's family was from the UK and they got here in the early 1800's.

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« Reply #2438 on: July 27, 2010, 10:31:52 AM »
I have a great great granddad who was Cherokee. Outside of that all I know is that my ancestors were slaves, probably in service of Cheebs' ancestors
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« Reply #2439 on: July 27, 2010, 11:01:38 AM »
white people - too awesome

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« Reply #2440 on: July 27, 2010, 11:04:31 AM »
I'm Cherokee too on one side, with some other smaller tribes. They all miscinigated with the white folk (mostly English), so the family really doesn't look Cherokee at all. I get really tan, as does my mom, but everybody else on that side, especially the women, are all pale faces. In the face, I resemble my grandma, but she had blue eyes and fair skin.

My mom and I look more like her dad's side of the family, who are also very tan, round faces, dark hair, very dark eyes. But that side is primarily German, some Scottish. Maybe we were Gypsies from Germany or something because we don't look Aryan by any means. Would make sense why a lot of the family left Germany right before the wars.

My mom's really into genealogy, and we're related to so many famous historical people on the English side, but I think the German ancestry is much more interesting even though there's no one famous at all. They also didn't have any slaves on that side, but the English side made up for that. :usacry

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« Reply #2441 on: July 27, 2010, 11:08:57 AM »
lots of cherokees representing in here.

we need to get the tribe back on its feet.

PD, Lennedsay, what do you guys say?  Orgy?  For the good of our people?

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« Reply #2442 on: July 27, 2010, 11:22:11 AM »
 :-* Are you trying to show me your redskin?
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« Reply #2443 on: July 27, 2010, 11:44:17 AM »
:-* Are you trying to show me your redskin?
I'm pitching a teepee.  And you're invited.  :-*

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« Reply #2444 on: July 27, 2010, 11:45:42 AM »
My grandma and grandpa can both trace their line back to the same Danish king.  I'm so royal, I've got incestuous blood in me :tophat

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« Reply #2445 on: July 27, 2010, 11:49:13 AM »
That doesn't account for social awkwardness, though.  Next excuse!
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« Reply #2446 on: July 27, 2010, 11:51:49 AM »
Sure it does.  I got double the dose of royal grace and now I'm disgraceful.  It's like devil fruits, you can't double that shit up.

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« Reply #2447 on: July 27, 2010, 12:01:53 PM »
:-* Are you trying to show me your redskin?
I'm pitching a teepee.  And you're invited.  :-*

I'm more into longhouses tbh, but I'll keep it in mind.  :-*
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« Reply #2448 on: July 27, 2010, 12:02:20 PM »
:lol

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« Reply #2449 on: July 27, 2010, 12:05:21 PM »
And no, FM, I don't want anything creamy custard-filled from you either.  :yuck

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Well maybe, if it's your ancestor's long lost recipe.  :-*
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« Reply #2450 on: July 27, 2010, 12:25:04 PM »
I'm so socially awkward that I get preemptively turned down by girls just by laughing at their jokes!

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« Reply #2451 on: July 27, 2010, 12:26:41 PM »
:-* Are you trying to show me your redskin?
I'm pitching a teepee.  And you're invited.  :-*

I'm more into longhouses tbh, but I'll keep it in mind.  :-*
My teepee might be thin at the bottom, but it has a wide base which makes it more enjoyable when you're laying down.

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« Reply #2452 on: July 27, 2010, 12:31:41 PM »
I'm so socially awkward that I get preemptively turned down by girls just by laughing at their jokes!

 :lol Someone shop that onto that damn penguin. Laugh at a girl's joke, be preemptively turned down by her.

Poor FM...  :'( We need to get you laid, brotha. Any luck since you've been prancing around your doghter?
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« Reply #2453 on: July 27, 2010, 12:35:28 PM »
No.  At this point I've given up. 

If worst comes to worst, I can always sleep in Mup's teepee.

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« Reply #2454 on: July 27, 2010, 12:51:38 PM »
learn guitar, put the shy awkward thing to work for you by creating touching singer songwriter material

i laughed first then you said no/
i'm going to study philosophy/
and prove that you don't exist
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« Reply #2455 on: July 27, 2010, 12:52:38 PM »
:lol

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« Reply #2456 on: July 27, 2010, 01:02:42 PM »
No that won't work, we already have BrandNew.
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« Reply #2457 on: July 27, 2010, 01:04:45 PM »
they call me shoegazer

i suck
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« Reply #2458 on: July 27, 2010, 01:05:26 PM »
FM shot down again.
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« Reply #2459 on: July 27, 2010, 01:08:41 PM »
they call me shoegazer

i suck

combine like voltron

rapgaze

i'm a shoe gazer, a spliff blaza'
wearing a scarf and this here blazer
my rhymes are weak like your physique

keep bitches in control like my what.cd ratio
roll 320 or better, fuck yo' V0
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