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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #2460 on: July 27, 2010, 01:10:23 PM »
No.  At this point I've given up. 

If worst comes to worst, I can always sleep in Mup's teepee.
Plenty of room in my teepee

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« Reply #2461 on: July 27, 2010, 01:14:42 PM »
they call me shoegazer

i suck

combine like voltron

rapgaze

i'm a shoe gazer, a spliff blaza'
wearing a scarf and this here blazer
my rhymes are weak like your physique

keep bitches in control like my what.cd ratio
roll 320 or better, fuck yo' V0

when does your mixtape drop :hyper
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« Reply #2462 on: July 27, 2010, 01:24:46 PM »
i'm waiting on some new drops from my producer Casio Demo

he's the illest in the game. so sick he got over on ebola.

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« Reply #2463 on: July 27, 2010, 01:29:16 PM »
I have a great great granddad who was Cherokee. Outside of that all I know is that my ancestors were slaves, probably in service of Cheebs' ancestors
I have ancestors that definitely owned slaves.

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« Reply #2464 on: July 27, 2010, 01:30:29 PM »
:rofl :rofl

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« Reply #2465 on: July 27, 2010, 01:30:30 PM »
:rofl
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« Reply #2466 on: July 27, 2010, 01:40:12 PM »
that is fucking amazing  :rofl
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Diunx

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« Reply #2467 on: July 27, 2010, 01:40:24 PM »
:lol
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« Reply #2468 on: July 27, 2010, 01:53:39 PM »
:lol

lennedsay

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #2469 on: July 27, 2010, 02:16:43 PM »
Tell them you're Persian. Americans don't know what that means, but it sounds cool.  :-*
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« Reply #2470 on: July 27, 2010, 02:20:33 PM »
:bow Muckhole
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« Reply #2471 on: July 27, 2010, 02:54:39 PM »
Tell them you're Persian. Americans don't know what that means, but it sounds cool.  :-*
Persians are actually white, Iran was from the word "aryan".  I guess he could pull it off though since modern Iranians can look like anything from African to Russian to Asian.

Honestly though, wrath should be able to pull off the hispanic look.

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« Reply #2472 on: July 27, 2010, 02:56:31 PM »
My underwear is in a knot and it's so fucking uncomfortable.  :(

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« Reply #2473 on: July 27, 2010, 03:16:26 PM »
Too much sugar and icecap.  I think I might die.  Either from diabetes or from the discomfort of my underwear situation.  It just wont get in the right place :(


I want to scream.

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« Reply #2474 on: July 27, 2010, 03:18:47 PM »
Tell them you're Persian. Americans don't know what that means, but it sounds cool.  :-*

 >:(

lennedsay

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« Reply #2475 on: July 27, 2010, 03:33:52 PM »
Tell them you're Persian. Americans don't know what that means, but it sounds cool.  :-*

 >:(

Nah man it's cool. I know a guy that's got this friend and his mom's aunt is Persian. I know all about that shit.  8)

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TEEEPO

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« Reply #2476 on: July 27, 2010, 03:38:21 PM »
i'm a p.i.m.p.

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« Reply #2477 on: July 27, 2010, 03:46:21 PM »
:rofl
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Madrun Badrun

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« Reply #2478 on: July 27, 2010, 04:05:26 PM »
Pants problem solved  8)

Also I am finally doing something more closely related to machine-vision (instead of just image-processing) at work  8) 8)

TEEEPO

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« Reply #2479 on: July 27, 2010, 04:41:22 PM »
i do :(


Himu

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« Reply #2480 on: July 27, 2010, 04:46:49 PM »
Oh my.

Take that shirt off.
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« Reply #2481 on: July 27, 2010, 04:57:49 PM »
GTFO Himuro, that shirt is ballin'.  And I have that Sonic Youth poster with the vagina.  :rock

edit: I dunno how I could've read that post without picking up on the gay subtext.  :-\
« Last Edit: July 27, 2010, 05:01:57 PM by RoboJ »
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« Reply #2482 on: July 27, 2010, 04:59:37 PM »
Oh, I thought himu wanted him to take his shirt off for other reasons. 

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Himu

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« Reply #2483 on: July 27, 2010, 05:04:28 PM »
He's not a little boy though.

Plus, I'm a bottom.
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« Reply #2484 on: July 27, 2010, 05:05:51 PM »
pederast subtext this time.  I will not fall for it again.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #2485 on: July 27, 2010, 07:27:50 PM »
A very hot foreign girl came up to ask me a question about the buses at the uni.  She asked where she would get the number 13.  I asked if it was the one going to Lawson that she wanted, as there are two 13s at the uni.  She gave a kind of confused look and said yes.  Lawson is where I was going but by a different bus (the 13 goes there one way and the other another way).  I told her where to get the 13.  There was a little bit of confusion along the way.  Not only did I neglect to tell her that she could take my bus, but she goes to the wrong 13 stop, and instead of going over to her to tell her she went to the wrong place, my bus comes just then and I get on.  And not only that, but the bus who's stop she wrongly went to just went left from there before she went, so it's going to take her a half hour to realize she's at the wrong stop.  So I spent the whole ride home thinking that this sexy foreign chick is going to think that I'm an ass and told her to get on the wrong bus.

I don't think I would have thought twice about it if she was fat.

Also on the bus I overheard a father talking to his young daughter.  He asked "What do you think is better, being good at guitar hero or the real guitar".   The answer was guitar hero :lol

Diunx

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« Reply #2486 on: July 27, 2010, 07:38:20 PM »
That's a pretty shitty thing to do FM, smh.
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Robo

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« Reply #2487 on: July 27, 2010, 07:38:34 PM »
It's ASTONISHING how hopeless you are.
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« Reply #2488 on: July 27, 2010, 07:41:33 PM »
To be fair she was like a third of a block away and I thought that maybe she didn't actually want the one to Lawson at all.  I even pointed to where she should go so, it couldn't have been a language thing.

Still  :(  She was super hot to.  Sounded French maybe, and had golden skin.

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« Reply #2489 on: July 27, 2010, 07:46:46 PM »
You are your own worst enemy. I can relate.
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« Reply #2490 on: July 27, 2010, 07:48:29 PM »
I'm the purest of aryan :smug.. I'm so pure I call other white people distinguished black fellows
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« Reply #2491 on: July 27, 2010, 07:53:26 PM »
A very hot foreign girl came up to ask me a question about the buses at the uni.  She asked where she would get the number 13.  I asked if it was the one going to Lawson that she wanted, as there are two 13s at the uni.  She gave a kind of confused look and said yes.  Lawson is where I was going but by a different bus (the 13 goes there one way and the other another way).  I told her where to get the 13.  There was a little bit of confusion along the way.  Not only did I neglect to tell her that she could take my bus, but she goes to the wrong 13 stop, and instead of going over to her to tell her she went to the wrong place, my bus comes just then and I get on.  And not only that, but the bus who's stop she wrongly went to just went left from there before she went, so it's going to take her a half hour to realize she's at the wrong stop.  So I spent the whole ride home thinking that this sexy foreign chick is going to think that I'm an ass and told her to get on the wrong bus.

I don't think I would have thought twice about it if she was fat.

Also on the bus I overheard a father talking to his young daughter.  He asked "What do you think is better, being good at guitar hero or the real guitar".   The answer was guitar hero :lol

Someone please archive this post and any others (older or otherwise) so I can just make a huge wall of them on the front page
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Diunx

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« Reply #2492 on: July 27, 2010, 08:52:14 PM »
:lol
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Ichirou

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« Reply #2493 on: July 27, 2010, 08:58:04 PM »
Wow, Arvie is such an incredibly socially awkward human being.

I didn't know there were Lawsons in Canada.
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lennedsay

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« Reply #2494 on: July 27, 2010, 09:18:50 PM »
Oh FM... You just need to go gay or something, because you're never going to get laid by a chick with your lack 'o game.

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Spoiler alert: I used to always be into "that guy" but I was "that girl" so it never worked out because both me and the male party were too socially awkward to make that shit happen. For the best though, because my husband's pretty obnoxiously loudmouthed for the both of us which works in a multitude of situations.
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Double spoiler alert: I actually, somehow went on one date with a said S.A.M. (Socially Awkward Male). For some reason I thought he'd chill out once it was just us together, because that's how I am, but no. We went to the movies, I paid for my own ticket, and when I was putting the money back in my wallet, I thought he was holding this really heavy ass door open, but he only held it open for him and let it slam on me. Thank god we saw a movie, because there's no way I could've made it through dinner or something with the lack of conversation. Then it looked like it might snow, so I just said, "I have to go home now," and dropped him off. Oh yea, I drove. And at one point, he got in my car and I was standing outside talking to a friend and went to sit down, and jumped back up because there was the most god-awful smell in my vehicle I'd ever smelled. Then when I finally let it clear out and sat back down, he was pulling out a hanky and blowing his nose. There was probably more, but I've repressed most of it. Don't be "that guy" FM....
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Diunx

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« Reply #2495 on: July 27, 2010, 09:33:54 PM »
Sounds like a typical date with a gaffer.
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« Reply #2496 on: July 27, 2010, 09:42:30 PM »
I hesitated posted just in case he was a lurker.  :ninja

He should know how fucking awkward he is, though. FM knows how awkward he is, at least.
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« Reply #2497 on: July 27, 2010, 09:43:24 PM »
define socially awkward.

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« Reply #2498 on: July 27, 2010, 09:49:04 PM »
Shut the fuck up and post more pics :drool

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please  :'(
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #2499 on: July 27, 2010, 09:50:37 PM »
I am that guy.  Fuck.  :( :( :(

Himu

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« Reply #2500 on: July 27, 2010, 09:51:45 PM »
Arvie, do you have aspergers?
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« Reply #2501 on: July 27, 2010, 10:01:20 PM »
No, I have stupid.

TEEEPO

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« Reply #2502 on: July 27, 2010, 10:02:00 PM »


:-*

Himu

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« Reply #2503 on: July 27, 2010, 10:02:37 PM »
Teepo you're taken? :(
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TEEEPO

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« Reply #2504 on: July 27, 2010, 10:02:57 PM »
 :'(

Himu

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« Reply #2505 on: July 27, 2010, 10:03:52 PM »
How tall are you?!
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TEEEPO

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« Reply #2506 on: July 27, 2010, 10:04:16 PM »
5'10ish

this is getting creepy...


Ichirou

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #2507 on: July 27, 2010, 10:05:06 PM »
Himuro is barely five feet, he wants your swoll body.
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Himu

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« Reply #2508 on: July 27, 2010, 10:05:15 PM »
You don't mind someone who's in the area of 5'5/5'6?
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Ichirou

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« Reply #2509 on: July 27, 2010, 10:05:54 PM »
No fair adding five inches of heels.
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Eric P

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« Reply #2510 on: July 27, 2010, 10:12:35 PM »
i think teepo may be too hardcore for Himu based on the "what are you listening to" threads

Teepo is into noisy hardcore and hardcore noise.
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« Reply #2511 on: July 27, 2010, 10:13:07 PM »
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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« Reply #2512 on: July 27, 2010, 10:13:53 PM »
the secret to my heart is by showing up at my door wearing nothing but a drive like jehu tshirt

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Himu

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« Reply #2513 on: July 27, 2010, 10:15:32 PM »
Nevermind, Teepo. It'd suck if we were like doing it, and you threw on your hardcore music, and I wanted to kill myself. It's better this way!
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« Reply #2514 on: July 27, 2010, 10:16:42 PM »
Himuro could wrap his dick around your neck for some hot erotic asphyxiation action.
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TEEEPO

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« Reply #2515 on: July 27, 2010, 10:17:01 PM »
bwt eric, i saw double dagger, ponytail, lightning bolt, twin stumps and universal order of armageddon all in one day at whartscape.

moshing with a smile :rock

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« Reply #2516 on: July 27, 2010, 10:19:55 PM »
That was ponytail's last performance apparently.  Band ist kaput!
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« Reply #2517 on: July 27, 2010, 10:44:13 PM »
I just shaved for the first time in like 3 weeks, I look fucking weird.
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Robo

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« Reply #2518 on: July 27, 2010, 10:47:43 PM »
And shaving didn't help?
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« Reply #2519 on: July 27, 2010, 10:48:52 PM »
Quick glue it back!