Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Don Flamenco]

jesus fucking christ.  some people have a newborn in my building and have decided to leave the windows open to the courtyard all day every day.  shoot me.

[drew]

Did they reply that the world would be better off had they not had offspring?

oh ho you are so clever and on and witty

no i was explaining why i wanted to join the army, which basically was that i wanted to kill as many religious zealots as possible, but ive chosen pussy and getting up late instead (for now at least) my dad thinks im going to be a church mail bomber now

[Madrun Badrun]

More cleaver, on, and witty than your parents. 


I'm not surprised. 

[Positive Touch]

No shit! Where at off Grand? Like around Tower Grove or ? We'll have to try that out. Novaks is fun. My lesi friend is friends with one of the girl bartenders there, and knows a lot of people there, so we always have a good time.

I grew up in the awful south county area, so most of our friends have bought houses/live in south city.

yeah grand & wyoming by the post office

south county   but i'm from noco, so that's not much better (tho it is better)

[drew]

More cleaver, on, and witty than your parents. 


I'm not surprised. 

you did that on porpoise, didnt you

[Fresh Prince]

how do you handle your significant other's ex's?  there's this dude my fiance works with - they went on a couple of dates way back when, and ever since the dork has been trying to get back with her.  not just innocuous stuff either, but asking her to come to his place and he even kissed her on the neck once!  i trust my fiance completely and know she wouldn't do anything, but i still want to murder this guy.  she's asked me to leave it alone because she wants to handle it herself rather than have me go crazy but the urge is so hard to fight.  he showed up at a bar we were just at and i actually had to rage quit just because he was there (in my defense, i've been on edge because all week has been shit).  what do i do to get rid of this anger without doing something that fucks with our relationship/gets me locked up?

No you don't really. She has been with him before and you know he'll be there with a shoulder to cry on if you fuck up. Maybe not even fuck up. What do you do? Show that you are insecure and tell her you want to change jobs? Tell him to back off?

You can't. Let it go. If it happens, it happens.

[Madrun Badrun]

I must read this book

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_As_She_Is_Spoke

DIALOGUE 17

To Inform One'self of a Person

How is that gentilman who you did speak by and by?

Is a German.

I did think him Englishman.

He is of the Saxony side.

He speak the french very well.

Tough he is German, he speak so much well italyan, french, spanish and english, that among the Italyans, they believe him Italyan, he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves. The Spanishesmen believe him Spanishing, and the Englishes, Englishman. It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages.

[Positive Touch]

what the fuck are you talking about?  they went on a few dates and she broke it off.  he's not anything but a wank who doesn't know how to back off and she doesn't have any sort of close relationship with him.  i actually do trust my fiance, and it's fucking sad how much flak i get for it from so many pathetically insecure people who think that the most important thing in a relationship is keeping constant tabs on your s.o. because you're so sure they're going to cheat.  i'll never understand that.  if they cheat, get mad, call them an asshole, walk away, and move on.  it's much easier than living with constant anxiety.

[Fresh Prince]

if they cheat, get mad, call them an asshole, walk away, and move on.  it's much easier than living with constant anxiety.

That's what I'm saying.

If you're mad because it's making you fiancé uncomfortable etc your only course of action is to tell her to go haul his arse to HR on account of sexual harassment.

[Mr. Gundam]

[drew]

went to a funeral for my best friend in grade school's mom, she had colon cancer, i havent seen him since 2005, we switched numbers and shit, and are gonna hang, he looks really goddamn good, he used to be kind of a burnout, i did want to start smoking weed again so now i have an awesome connect for that

speaking of burnouts one of his older hippiesque friends had me pinned against a wall for 20 minutes telling me how "quantum physics proves the existence of a higher power" and told me to see the movie what the bleep do we know, i just nodded and smiled

[Brehvolution]

Why didn't you cut him?

[Mupepe]

[Himu]

quantum physics? wtf

[Mupepe]

edit: nvm i see now

[Positive Touch]

I'm about 19 hours from my 24 hour flight. Wish me luck guys.

good luck!  you going to montana first or are you stopping somewhere else for awhile?

[Barry Egan]

quantum physics? wtf

quantum physics has been the foundation for all sorts of New Age bunkum for years now. 

[Madrun Badrun]

quantum physics? wtf

quantum physics has been the foundation for all sorts of New Age bunkum for years now. 

Ya.  I remember the day when I watched What the Beep do we know for a second time.  I had blocked out the first time, forgetting that it had ever happened, hence why I watched it twice.  It was the worst day of my life.

[Diunx]

My cousin just sold my bother his laptop in RD $10,000(around 270 dollars) to buy a 1972 beetle  at that same price

[Don Flamenco]

quantum physics? wtf

quantum physics has been the foundation for all sorts of New Age bunkum for years now. 

Ya.  I remember the day when I watched What the Beep do we know for a second time.  I had blocked out the first time, forgetting that it had ever happened, hence why I watched it twice.  It was the worst day of my life.

that movie is unbelievably bad. 

an Ivy league educated relative of mine recommended it to me saying "it explains quantum physics in an easily understandable way." 

I couldn't fucking believe how bad it was when I watched it.  I called him out on it pretty hard and he got all quiet like "oh, well, i thought it was neat"

[Eric P]

that film is financed by a cult to recruit people

[Diunx]

They opened up a chinese food/fried chicken joint near my house, the food is delicious and really fucking cheap

Chinese immigrants

[Don Flamenco]

that film is financed by a cult to recruit people

http://skeptico.blogs.com/skeptico/2005/04/what_the_bleep_.html


haha, I knew the weird blonde chick was behind the whole thing!!!

[drew]

you can create reality with your thoughts?!

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[Barry Egan]

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[Madrun Badrun]

Midterm tomorrow.  I'm nervous

[drew]

haha i get to wake up whenever the frig i friggin want, fuck your fucking life

[Madrun Badrun]

Yes  but when you get up, your greatest ambition for the day is to not cut yourself while playing with your knives.

[drew]

just remembered im going to see inception with my dad tomorrow night, so i guess youre right, go light a cigarette

[lennedsay]

I've never had a line take so long in my life at Walmart. This Indian bitch is arguing about the prices. We're at fucking Walmart! 

Argue all you want bitch. You can't haggle here!

[Don Flamenco]

you can create reality with your thoughts?!

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stomach ache stomach ache stomach ache stomach ache 

[The Fake Shemp]

I've never had a line take so long in my life at Walmart. This Indian bitch is arguing about the prices. We're at fucking Walmart! 

Argue all you want bitch. You can't haggle here!

Sounds like someone's a racist!

[Mr. Gundam]

I'm about 19 hours from my 24 hour flight. Wish me luck guys.

good luck!  you going to montana first or are you stopping somewhere else for awhile?

Washington and Chicago.

Uh oh, Wrath2x is gonna be in vicinity of the Shat Pack!

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If you actually meant Washington DC, shame on you.

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[lennedsay]

I've never had a line take so long in my life at Walmart. This Indian bitch is arguing about the prices. We're at fucking Walmart! 

Argue all you want bitch. You can't haggle here!

Sounds like someone's a racist!

In the words of Clayton Bigsby, "Go back to ur cuntry. White power."

[Madrun Badrun]

Midterm when bad

[drew]

no wonder, you cant even spell went

[Mr. Gundam]

I've never had a line take so long in my life at Walmart. This Indian bitch is arguing about the prices. We're at fucking Walmart! 

Easy solution. Don't shop at Walmart.

[lennedsay]

I know, but those $2 salt and pepper shakers! They were $3 five minutes ago!

And this screwdriver set is only $9.98. You boys are going to have to go on without me.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'm looking for an apartment and there are some really nice condos have been on the market for almost two years from what I heard.  I heard that the owner is willing to negotiate renting.  It may be possible to live in a two bedroom condo for $400-500 a month.  I'm going to talk to the owners and see how low they can go.

I've never had a line take so long in my life at Walmart. This Indian bitch is arguing about the prices. We're at fucking Walmart! 

Easy solution. Don't shop at Walmart.

Not everyone is rolling in riches like you!

[Phoenix Dark]

no wonder, you cant even spell went

[Mr. Gundam]

I'm looking for an apartment and there are some really nice condos have been on the market for almost two years from what I heard.  I heard that the owner is willing to negotiate renting.  It may be possible to live in a two bedroom condo for $400-500 a month.  I'm going to talk to the owners and see how low they can go.

I've never had a line take so long in my life at Walmart. This Indian bitch is arguing about the prices. We're at fucking Walmart! 

Easy solution. Don't shop at Walmart.

Not everyone is rolling in riches like you!

I ain't rich. I just shop at Target instead. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Is there anything more annoying than being sent on a lunch errand by a group of women all on the Weight Watchers point system? Took 20 minutes for them to look up the food online and find out how many points each item had. "oh gosh I can't have any fries, they're 10 pointz!" If you're on a diet, how about you not fucking vote to get lunch at BURGER KING.

So I go get the lunch and bring it back. Got some grilled chicken salad for one of the ladies; she wanted fat free Ranch dressing. I got all the orders correct, but the person at BK put some fattie Ranch dressing in the bag; luckily it came in a packet so it wasn't on the salad. The chick immediately was like "omg I asked for fat free Ranch!" and acted like I just stole her purse. Then later in the day before leaving work someone asked her how she was doing and she was like "I feel ok. Just wish I could have had dressing on my salad..." and looked at me

[drew]

you should really think of changing your avy pd, i keep thinking youre fistfull and gloss over your posts

[BlueTsunami]

Is there anything more annoying than being sent on a lunch errand by a group of women all on the Weight Watchers point system? Took 20 minutes for them to look up the food online and find out how many points each item had. "oh gosh I can't have any fries, they're 10 pointz!" If you're on a diet, how about you not fucking vote to get lunch at BURGER KING.

So I go get the lunch and bring it back. Got some grilled chicken salad for one of the ladies; she wanted fat free Ranch dressing. I got all the orders correct, but the person at BK put some fattie Ranch dressing in the bag; luckily it came in a packet so it wasn't on the salad. The chick immediately was like "omg I asked for fat free Ranch!" and acted like I just stole her purse. Then later in the day before leaving work someone asked her how she was doing and she was like "I feel ok. Just wish I could have had dressing on my salad..." and looked at me

Hahahahah, that sounds like the premise for some sitcom episode

Co-worker: "I feel ok. Just wish I could have had dressing on my salad..."

*looks at main character*

*Cue Seinfeld music"

[Cormacaroni]

Is there anything more annoying than being sent on a lunch errand by a group of women all on the Weight Watchers point system? Took 20 minutes for them to look up the food online and find out how many points each item had. "oh gosh I can't have any fries, they're 10 pointz!" If you're on a diet, how about you not fucking vote to get lunch at BURGER KING.

So I go get the lunch and bring it back. Got some grilled chicken salad for one of the ladies; she wanted fat free Ranch dressing. I got all the orders correct, but the person at BK put some fattie Ranch dressing in the bag; luckily it came in a packet so it wasn't on the salad. The chick immediately was like "omg I asked for fat free Ranch!" and acted like I just stole her purse. Then later in the day before leaving work someone asked her how she was doing and she was like "I feel ok. Just wish I could have had dressing on my salad..." and looked at me

How big was your tip?

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[Diunx]

you should really think of changing your avy pd, i keep thinking youre fistfull and gloss over your posts

Holy fuck! I thought I was the only one

[Himu]

uugggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

i haven't pooped in three dayyyyyyssssssssssssssss ughhhh

[Madrun Badrun]

How the fuck does that happen?

Your boyfriend really crammed it up there, eh.

[Himu]

N-no!

I have been drinking LOTS of water, eating protein and fiber and I haven't had the urge to poop since I dunno...Sunday? Saturday?

[drew]

Sounds like aids to me

[Phoenix Dark]

*daps beezy*

uugggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

i haven't pooped in three dayyyyyyssssssssssssssss ughhhh

I haven't pooped in three days
Gettin ass both ways
Dirty and clean
Could use a condom for the AIDS
Korans, guitars, and mary j
I keep thinking how young can you die from mayonnaise

#himuDrake  

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[MCD]

Don't force it, you will poop eventually.

[Mupepe]

I know, but those $2 salt and pepper shakers! They were $3 five minutes ago!

And this screwdriver set is only $9.98. You boys are going to have to go on without me.

I learned my lesson already.  buying tools at wal mart means they'll break after a few days.

[Brehvolution]

chinese steel 

[bud]

N-no!

I have been drinking LOTS of water, eating protein and fiber and I haven't had the urge to poop since I dunno...Sunday? Saturday?

take a long walk. or jump, but that only really works if it's stuck near your dirtstar.

[Himu]

I pooped last night!

I felt more in me but it wouldn't come out.

[drew]

is that your record for not shitting?

ive gone 5 or 6 days before from oc's

[lennedsay]

It's that time of year again kids! The Charter bill comes, and it's 150% higher than our price for the prior months and Daddy says, "Welp, I better call and see if they can knock some of the price down..." Next thing I know, I hear him in the other room, "Yes, I'd like to speak to someone about disconnecting my service."

It's so damn frustrating with them. You can't just get a flat rate, you get a "promotion". The DVRs suck. We've been through at least 5 of them now. We can't even close our entertainment center because the Moxi will completely overheat. This one has lasted us pretty long (like a year), and it's starting to shit out. You can hear the program but the video is frozen on something else. Fucking Charter....

[Himu]

What in the fuck.

I turn the ceiling fan on maximum speed and I can't feel anything. Well, I can kinda feel air blowing on me, but it feels more like someone blowing air on me through their mouth than a ceiling fan at maximum speed.

I try this on every fan in the house and the same thing happens.

[Joe Molotov]

What in the fuck.

I turn the ceiling fan on maximum speed and I can't feel anything. Well, I can kinda feel air blowing on me, but it feels more like someone blowing air on me through their mouth than a ceiling fan at maximum speed.

I try this on every fan in the house and the same thing happens.

Dude, seriously, you're turning into a major hypochondriac. First it was the high blood pressure, then you couldn't poop, now you can't feel fans anymore.