Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Phoenix Dark]

Wow, you're on parole and know a violation will send you back in the slammer for 8 years...and you're still on the streets doing dumb shit? Holy shit what are people thinking 

[Cormacaroni]

Makes you feel like a big man, doesn't it, piggy?

You did just post a video of yourself firing a gun, didn't you? I didn't imagine that?

[Boogie]

Makes you feel like a big man, doesn't it, piggy?

You did just post a video of yourself firing a gun, didn't you? I didn't imagine that?

 

[drohne]

post redacted, realized talking about girls on the internet is gay

[drew]

nice group NOT

[Groogrux]

Dear Dr Bore, is there something wrong with me?  I feel pretty bad all the time but have no reason to.  I hate social situations.  I prefer to just be at home.  Should I just play jrpgs all day in my carriage house, or am I destined to wear scarves the rest of my days?

It's not a carriage house. 

[brob]

I have four hours to kill before I'm supposed to go check out an appartment for school and I've got fuck all to do so I'm just sitting in a sweatty net-cafe with a bunch o druggies having a good ol time... Real talk, taking a train for eight hours, didn't get to shower today because the harlot I'm staying with decided to break it last night, it's sweltering hot and there are too many god damned people all over, etc, etc.

 

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if I don't get this appartment I'm so screwed.  :'(

[close]

ffs this netcafe doesn't have a printer?! ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu

[muckhole]

I've somehow managed to damage my laptop's spacebar, so now everything I type windsuplookinglikethis unless I really hit it hard. A trivial thing, but annoying as fuck. No idea how it happened.

It was low at one end, so I popped it off to reseat it, but it's still barely registering. 

[Reb]

Did you get some cum in there?

[muckhole]

This happened before any sort of daily affirmation, so I don't think so.

[Boogie]

Wow, you're on parole and know a violation will send you back in the slammer for 8 years...and you're still on the streets doing dumb shit? Holy shit what are people thinking 

Oh, he wasn't right out "on the streets doing dumb shit", he was being more clever than that.  Hence why we were involved.

[Boogie]

Now be honest, it was cause he was black right?

Silly, there are no black people in Canada, you know that.

[Boogie]

What do you patrol? T-dot?

Well, "patrol" isn't really the right word for our mandate and what I do.

I don't talk too much into specifics about my job online.  Y'all know too much about me as it is.

But plainclothes federal investigations in the Greater Toronto Area, that's as specific as I feel comfortable with saying.

[Madrun Badrun]

Boogie is in charge of the horse-riders in parades division and is just to embarrassed to say so.

[Phoenix Dark]

It was an undercover operation disguised as a parade. Undercover agents rode horses and juggled, then quickly arrested jay walkers 

[Madrun Badrun]

jay walkers, student protesters, and the most ville Canadian scum, jay walking student protesters!

[Mr. Gundam]

Anyone else have younger siblings or a niece or nephew on their Facebook friends list? My 16 year old nephew is going mega emo on Facebook nonstop, and I really want to call him on his whiny shit.

[Madrun Badrun]

example?

[Fresh Prince]

Dear Dr Bore, is there something wrong with me?  I feel pretty bad all the time but have no reason to.  I hate social situations.  I prefer to just be at home.  Should I just play jrpgs all day in my carriage house, or am I destined to wear scarves the rest of my days?

Quarter life crisis. You are too comfortable and safe. You should try hard drugs or go on a holiday or look for a new job.

[Boogie]

Boogie is in charge of the horse-riders in parades division and is just to embarrassed to say so.

Why would I be embarrassed?  That would be a sweet gig!

[Boogie]

Well, I hope you're not undercover, posting pics of yourself online saying "I'M IN LAW ENFORCEMENT!"

Yeah, I have no desire to do undercover work.

[muckhole]

 Maybe that's why you're still single.
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/rimshot

*muckhole does a victory lap*

[drew]

jay walkers, student protesters, and the most ville Canadian scum, jay walking student protesters!

canada

[Mupepe]

Anyone else have younger siblings or a niece or nephew on their Facebook friends list? My 16 year old nephew is going mega emo on Facebook nonstop, and I really want to call him on his whiny shit.

Yep.  I've got a nephew that won't shut the fuck up.  And he gets a new girlfriend every once few months and it's insane crap on Facebook like "why does love have to hurt so much?"  and then the next day "I LOVE MY BABY SO MUCH" and then the day after "i guess I just wasn't meant to love"  SHUT THE FUCK UP DUDE

Then he posts all this shit about how he's now a grown up because he's 18 and shit. 

But the one that pissed me off the most was that he was 17 and he hadn't gotten his driver's license.  In Texas if you haven't done a driver's ed course, you can't get a DL before 18.  He hadn't.  so he goes up to the DPS, takes some 6 hours class (not a driver's ed course) about passing the test and then he takes the written test, takes the road course and then when he goes up to get his license the lady says "hey you're not 18 i can't give this to you" and he freaks out saying "i'll be 18 next sunday!  what's the big deal???"  ARE YOU THAT STUPID?!  FUCK!  I went off on him when he got all emo about that.  And i told him his fucking parents should have known better too.

[Groogrux]

But the one that pissed me off the most was that he was 17 and he hadn't gotten his driver's license.  In Texas if you haven't done a driver's ed course, you can't get a DL before 18.  He hadn't.  so he goes up to the DPS, takes some 6 hours class (not a driver's ed course) about passing the test and then he takes the written test, takes the road course and then when he goes up to get his license the lady says "hey you're not 18 i can't give this to you" and he freaks out saying "i'll be 18 next sunday!  what's the big deal???"  ARE YOU THAT STUPID?!  FUCK!  I went off on him when he got all emo about that.  And i told him his fucking parents should have known better too.

This is a banner example for why testing for driver's licenses should be harder, and they should make people take tests before being allowed to have children.  They should have failed him and kept it from him until he could prove competent enough to READ THE FUCKING RULES!

[Mupepe]

Agreed!  I even told him on his facebook "you're lucky they're going to give you one at all after you did something so stupid"

[Groogrux]

If I worked at the DMV, it would have been like this:

"You passed your tests?  Congrats.  Let's see here... oh, it looks like I won't be able to give you your license today..."

"Why not?" (With baited breath)

"Well, because YOU'RE TOO DUMB TO READ THE GODDAMN RULES!  IT'S AMAZING TO ME YOU PASSED THE VISION TEST, WHAT WITH ALL THOSE FUCKING LETTERS INVOLVED.  DID YOU TRY TO CHEAT THAT PART TOO?"

"I'm going to run home and complain about you on Facebook.  I hope Rob isn't on there..."

[Mupepe]

 

[Phoenix Dark]

Yesterday I was kinda in a hurry to get to Sam's Club to pick something up, but I had to use the bathroom before leaving. While taking a piss my cellphone started vibrating so I reached in my pocket to get it, but when I pulled it out my Sam's Club card shot out my pocket and into the toilet. I cleaned it off and was on my way.

At Sam's Club during checkout the cashier ran the card and said it wasn't working, then just joked "maybe it got wet or dropped in a toilet ha." When she said that my face gave the truth away for just a couple seconds, and I'm pretty sure she realized I really did drop it in the toilet FML

turns out the water had nothing to do with the card not working, she slid it the wrong way.

[Mupepe]

[Diunx]

[CajoleJuice]

[Madrun Badrun]

[Himu]

I TOOK A CRAP. I DIDN'T FORCE IT OUT, MY STOMACH RUMBLED AND I TOOK A DOO DOO. yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!

In other news, I posted this on gaf but it doesn't hurt to ask.

Does anyone know where to download the Rational Response Squad vs Kirm Cameron and Ray Comfort on ABC found here:

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I want it in its entirety, in one file.

It's not a very good debate. The Christian side sure as fuck could have had better debaters than Cameron and Comfort and the "Rational" Response Squad is anything but rational - they lash out emotional in the middle of the debate and use emotion rather than logic even in the face of the easiest questions posed by Comfort and Cameron. In short, they're egotistical assholes.

But it's still entertaining. In particular, I love the bit where the audience asks questions.

[Himu]

YES

TWO BOWEL MOVEMENTS IN TWO DAYS, BACK-TO-BACK.

Major League Pooping is back in towwwwwwwwwwwwn!

[Diunx]

I hate long weekends, every body is at some beach house or a resort or in some mountain town and I'm stuck here with nothing to do, maybe I should get some poor friends :'(

[recursivelyenumerable]

I invited a girl from OKC to come to my philosophy class on Saturday, which she did. I really didn't mean it as a thinly veiled way of asking her out and was mulling over sending her a disclaimer clarifying that ("which is not to imply that I think that you thought that I thought that, etc.), but out of laziness I never did, and she turns out to be a lot more attractive in person than in her pictures. She didn't seem too impressed by me though, oh well. So now I have unrequited crushes on two women in that class.

[Madrun Badrun]

philosophy class?

[recursivelyenumerable]

It's a community thing, conducted by a grad student.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

is MAF's avatar from somewhere? I saw some dude wearing a shirt with the exact same logo on it at the beach this afternoon.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Also I passed another milestone in my journey to fattiedom today - while shopping for pants I realized my waist size has ticked up another inch. 33 

[CajoleJuice]

is MAF's avatar from somewhere? I saw some dude wearing a shirt with the exact same logo on it at the beach this afternoon.

It was the GAF MAF shirt you saw. I own one (as does Triumph).

[Madrun Badrun]

It's a community thing, conducted by a grad student.

Philosophy of what though?

[recursivelyenumerable]

it's basically an intro to western phil canon class, but filtered through this guy's interests + a "what philosophy can do for art" angle. he gives fun lectures tho, w very tastefully designed slides

[Pringo]

is MAF's avatar from somewhere? I saw some dude wearing a shirt with the exact same logo on it at the beach this afternoon.

Was this the man you saw?

[recursivelyenumerable]

i'd actually like a MAF shirt

[CajoleJuice]

They rock pretty hard.

[drew]

Also I passed another milestone in my journey to fattiedom today - while shopping for pants I realized my waist size has ticked up another inch. 33 

That's a normal size you skinny hermit fuck

[recursivelyenumerable]

it normally is but my mass is distributed weird. I have a belly and it's kinda gross, trust me.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

is MAF's avatar from somewhere? I saw some dude wearing a shirt with the exact same logo on it at the beach this afternoon.

http://i34.tinypic.com/1zb7adv.jpg

Was this the man you saw?

no twasan't evilore but yeah that was the shirt. looked pretty sweet, do they still sell those?

[BlueTsunami]

I am not a club person and yet went to one yesterday (for my sisters birthday). Place was FILLED with Asians, holy shit. Short Asians, tall Asians, chunky Asians, skinny Asians and some really, really hot Asians. One (that looked like she was 18 or 19) was giving a lap dance for this middle aged looking Asian dude. It was weird cause she kept bumping her ass and legs into my knees, I wanted no part of this shit, dude could have been Yakuza and shit I don't know.

[Phoenix Dark]

or he could have been a god damned engineer. SMH

[Madrun Badrun]

or he could have been a Yakuza engineer.

[Madrun Badrun]

The BBC's Sherlock series is really really good.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

It is but each episode is like two hours long and tires the shit out of me

[Madrun Badrun]

An hour and a half tires you out?

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

An hour and a half tires you out?

Yes. ADD

[Himu]

if you saw someone with a maf shirt it was likely an gaffer/eb'er

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm rather liking A Feast For Crows, I'm about half way though.  I was scared it would be worse than it is after all the bad talk I heard about it.

I really like how the Dorne and Iron Island stories are being told though a handful of people and they aren't getting many chapters.  I also like how the Kingslanding scene has become a total mockery of what it was when Cersei wasn't trying to run things.  It's like this whole book so far has been devoted to telling her downfall.  Sansa chapters still suck.  Arya's are fun.  Jons are really missed. 

[Groogrux]

$100 and 40 hours worth of classes to stay certified to do a job that pays <$10/hr.  Does that seem right to you?  I sometimes wish I didn't like being an EMT.