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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3000 on: August 16, 2010, 11:23:59 AM »
Wow! You are getting used.
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« Reply #3001 on: August 16, 2010, 11:32:17 AM »
less than $10/hr???  wtf??  I know EMT's here that started out at $18/hr and talk about getting fucked.  wtf

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« Reply #3002 on: August 16, 2010, 11:40:43 AM »
$100 and 40 hours worth of classes to stay certified to do a job that pays <$10/hr.  Does that seem right to you?  I sometimes wish I didn't like being an EMT.

That's less than minimum wage here I do believe.

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« Reply #3003 on: August 16, 2010, 12:31:22 PM »
Got tar all over my hands. Looks like Ive been fisting some dudes asshole.

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« Reply #3004 on: August 17, 2010, 04:49:03 AM »
$100 and 40 hours worth of classes to stay certified to do a job that pays <$10/hr.  Does that seem right to you?  I sometimes wish I didn't like being an EMT.

That's less than minimum wage here I do believe.
less than $10/hr???  wtf??  I know EMT's here that started out at $18/hr and talk about getting fucked.  wtf

See: Kentucky
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« Reply #3005 on: August 17, 2010, 04:58:48 AM »
MAF shirt :rock

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« Reply #3006 on: August 17, 2010, 06:50:59 AM »
I just flew over to Oregon from Rome, and I'm having a time of it with jet lag. Such a time, in fact, that I just dreamt a handful of the stories from "In Our Time", and then they became video games right in front of me. Fucked up, man.

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« Reply #3007 on: August 17, 2010, 07:42:47 AM »
what brings you to Oregon?

the girl I invited to the philosophy class already deleted her OKC account. she only had it for like two weeks :lol 
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« Reply #3008 on: August 17, 2010, 07:48:42 AM »
woke up at 4:30 this morning.  Decided to start a tumblr account for unused concert shots I like

http://kingofthegigapics.tumblr.com/
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« Reply #3009 on: August 17, 2010, 07:50:47 AM »
I'm teaching a college course in the fall.

What. the. fuck.
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« Reply #3010 on: August 17, 2010, 10:19:53 AM »
what brings you to Oregon?

Born and raised in Medford.
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« Reply #3011 on: August 17, 2010, 01:36:48 PM »
Just dropped data bases and advanced algorithms to pick up intro psychology.  Now my workload doesn't feel near as heavy.

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« Reply #3012 on: August 17, 2010, 03:15:41 PM »
There is a taser in ma house, I'm really tempted to try it on myself.
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« Reply #3013 on: August 17, 2010, 03:19:08 PM »
Try it on a friend first.

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« Reply #3014 on: August 17, 2010, 03:23:51 PM »
The bolt that comes out when you let the button pressed freaked me out :lol not doing it.
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« Reply #3015 on: August 17, 2010, 03:47:23 PM »
Rule #1 of working a front desk: don't answer the phone. Well, you have to - but trying to avoid it is the way to go. Everytime I answer the phone, something distinguished mentally-challenged happens. Case in point: I got cursed out today by an upset patient mad that we sent her a bill. She kept saying her dental insurance covered everything by 100%, and I'm sitting there looking at her dental insurance showing 50%.

"I'm covered at 100%, I work hard for my benefits. You don't tell me what I don't have"
"Ma'am I have your insurance information on my screen. Crowns are paid for at 50%, can I transfer you to the office manager?"
"No god dammit, I have 100% coverage. I'm not paying shit"

This happens every time we send out statements. Now, imo we could do this better. Right now we just send a statement that basically says "your balance is x" with a payment envelope attached. I keep saying it would make more sense to show all the procedures, dates, and prices listed on the statement but no one listens to me. Then they laugh as I get bitched out by customers  :-\
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« Reply #3016 on: August 17, 2010, 03:50:36 PM »
they probably dismiss it because people probably won't read that shit anyways.  it will just give them more shit to get confused about saying "WHAT'S THIS CHARGE FOR 19.95!?"  "ma'am that was antibiotics so you won't get an infection"  "I DIDN'T ASK FOR THAT SHIT! I'M NOT PAYING FOR IT"

As distinguished mentally-challenged as it sounds, that's what they'll do.

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« Reply #3017 on: August 18, 2010, 08:27:04 AM »
Rule #1 of working a front desk: don't answer the phone. Well, you have to - but trying to avoid it is the way to go. Everytime I answer the phone, something distinguished mentally-challenged happens. Case in point: I got cursed out today by an upset patient mad that we sent her a bill. She kept saying her dental insurance covered everything by 100%, and I'm sitting there looking at her dental insurance showing 50%.

"I'm covered at 100%, I work hard for my benefits. You don't tell me what I don't have"
"Ma'am I have your insurance information on my screen. Crowns are paid for at 50%, can I transfer you to the office manager?"
"No god dammit, I have 100% coverage. I'm not paying shit"

This happens every time we send out statements. Now, imo we could do this better. Right now we just send a statement that basically says "your balance is x" with a payment envelope attached. I keep saying it would make more sense to show all the procedures, dates, and prices listed on the statement but no one listens to me. Then they laugh as I get bitched out by customers  :-\

Doesn't it just piss you off that the smart patients never call?
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« Reply #3018 on: August 18, 2010, 12:33:46 PM »
 :'(

only the distinguished mentally-challenged fellows
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« Reply #3019 on: August 18, 2010, 02:19:17 PM »
done my final for this class.  Went well but I should have looked at B-trees and 2-3-4 trees more.

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« Reply #3020 on: August 18, 2010, 02:57:26 PM »
Tim's cherry cheese danish with an ice cap  :drool :drool :drool

which the new OP was out though.

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« Reply #3021 on: August 18, 2010, 06:26:21 PM »
why does writing music have to be so haaaaaaard  :violin
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« Reply #3022 on: August 18, 2010, 06:50:39 PM »
My blood pressure is 130/91. Much much better compared to a few weeks ago, though still a little higher than it should be. At least it's stabilizing.

I also spent five hours at the DMV renewing my drivers my drivers license today. Fuck me.


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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3023 on: August 19, 2010, 01:07:57 AM »
I'm teaching a college course in the fall.

What. the. fuck.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3024 on: August 19, 2010, 02:38:30 AM »
Got bored, went to Craigslist, found this, LOL'd.

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I'm looking for a man who can fulfill my needs. I love giving head. i also love going bowling with my friends.

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i also love going bowling with my friends.

How the fuck is that even relevant?

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3025 on: August 19, 2010, 02:45:18 AM »
She wants a man to blow and a man that can bowl.
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« Reply #3026 on: August 19, 2010, 02:49:37 AM »
I assumed that ad was from a dude.








Not because of the bowling part.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #3027 on: August 19, 2010, 02:53:05 AM »
What sort of gay man bowls?
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« Reply #3028 on: August 19, 2010, 02:55:55 AM »
It was in the w4m section.
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« Reply #3029 on: August 19, 2010, 02:57:40 AM »
Stereotypes of gay men confirmed!
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« Reply #3030 on: August 19, 2010, 02:58:22 AM »
Did I just get gayed?
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« Reply #3031 on: August 19, 2010, 10:58:34 AM »
U got gayed

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« Reply #3032 on: August 19, 2010, 03:37:57 PM »
 :supergay :fbm
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« Reply #3033 on: August 19, 2010, 04:06:11 PM »
just out of curiosoty does anybody here have an account with bit-hdtv.com? I used to and my account was idle for so long it got removed and I've been looking for an invite back ever since. Shoot me a PM if you've got one!

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« Reply #3034 on: August 19, 2010, 04:36:47 PM »
Just got rail roaded by a patient upset we sent her a statement saying she had a balance of $11.15. Seriously. She didn't sound mad, but she sounded quite annoyed and didn't seem to be listening at all as I explained the situation. Then she started complaining about how this overdue $11.15 was going to ruin her credit report...which makes no sense at all. I told her she had nothing to worry about, explained the costs etc and she demanded we send her another statement detailing the charges.

smh.
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« Reply #3035 on: August 19, 2010, 04:42:21 PM »
Billing Statement as of 8/19/2010:

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« Reply #3036 on: August 19, 2010, 04:57:06 PM »
 :lol
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« Reply #3037 on: August 19, 2010, 05:05:05 PM »
what's a some good free spyware removal program?

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« Reply #3038 on: August 19, 2010, 05:08:50 PM »
malwarebytes
super anti-spyware

Normally I'd say "they'll fix anything" but I just ran into something that owned both programs. This Security Suite virus shit. I've been trying to get it off my dad's laptop for the last week. Right now I'm re-installing Windows, the last option.
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« Reply #3039 on: August 19, 2010, 05:46:28 PM »
Avast! :rock

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« Reply #3040 on: August 19, 2010, 11:48:26 PM »
Goddamn I feel stupid.  I'm trying to figure out how to digitize a line segment, basically find pixels that fall on a line and I can't seem to figure it out.  :(

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« Reply #3041 on: August 20, 2010, 02:40:42 AM »
Primed the ceiling tonight. Gonna be painting the basement all weekend! :rock
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« Reply #3042 on: August 20, 2010, 02:43:39 AM »
Spider-Man :rock
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« Reply #3043 on: August 20, 2010, 10:02:49 AM »
malwarebytes
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Normally I'd say "they'll fix anything" but I just ran into something that owned both programs. This Security Suite virus shit. I've been trying to get it off my dad's laptop for the last week. Right now I'm re-installing Windows, the last option.
malwarebytes got rid of the security suite off mine.  but maybe the security suite shit changed.  but i did have to run it twice, it caught it in regular windows mode but the deletion didn't work, but it deleted it and it's completely gone after i did it in safe mode.

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« Reply #3044 on: August 20, 2010, 10:35:22 AM »
malwarebytes
super anti-spyware

Normally I'd say "they'll fix anything" but I just ran into something that owned both programs. This Security Suite virus shit. I've been trying to get it off my dad's laptop for the last week. Right now I'm re-installing Windows, the last option.

did you boot into safe mode then turn off system restore then reboot again in safe mode and run a scan?
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« Reply #3045 on: August 20, 2010, 11:52:35 AM »
Total time logged in: 200 days, 4 hours and 25 minutes

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« Reply #3046 on: August 20, 2010, 11:58:21 AM »
so, tomorrow I'm crossing the country to go to school in the city and I haven't been able to find a place yet. There is always a huge bum-rush for appartments and whatnot, so it's probably gonna be quite the struggle. I'm assuming I'll be able to sleep on a friend's couch, but last time I did that her room-mate twisted his panties pretty hard. And seeing as how I don't know how long I'll be without lodgings I'm thinking shit'll get hairy sooner rather than later.


 :-\

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« Reply #3047 on: August 20, 2010, 11:59:21 AM »
are you going to try to fuck her?  sleep in her bed at least.

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« Reply #3048 on: August 20, 2010, 12:02:51 PM »
naw, the roomie is acting up because I have been with her before. She isn't really all that, so I'd rather have a place to sleep than risking that for some throw-away sex.

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« Reply #3049 on: August 20, 2010, 12:04:25 PM »
is the roomie jealous or something?  is he into her?  if he starts bitching, talk shit in your underwear, or naked.  No one wants to squab with a dude when his bare junk is so close.  plus it will turn her on.

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« Reply #3050 on: August 20, 2010, 12:07:33 PM »
He's into her ya. He's going for the white knight angle though, so he's paying the rent and I don't really have much a foot-hold if I wanna bump heads.

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« Reply #3051 on: August 20, 2010, 12:23:46 PM »
if he's playing the white knight angle he's probably a pussy.  so he won't do anything to upset her.  come out one day and be like "bro.  BRO.  seriously.  that chick is insane.  smell my fingers.  BRO! are you listening?  smell it"

"are you sure you got the right hole?"

"*smell your finger* *smell your other finger*  oh.  here you go bro.  smell this one"

He won't

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« Reply #3052 on: August 20, 2010, 12:48:10 PM »
He's socially distinguished mentally-challenged and comically unattractive, but he isn't completely bitch-made. If I do my alpha-bro there will most likely be some tusslin'. Which I don't really mind, but I'd rather avoid it, at least as long as I'm sleeping there.

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« Reply #3053 on: August 20, 2010, 01:07:45 PM »
do it on your last day then.  then sit down and talk to him and say "bro, listen.  your fingers could smell like this too.  but you gotta stop being such a bitch ass punk.  go in there and show her what your d can do to her v.  no matter what she says" and hope he gets picked up for rape.

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« Reply #3054 on: August 20, 2010, 01:16:18 PM »
I'm getting moist just thinking about it.

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« Reply #3055 on: August 20, 2010, 01:25:12 PM »
finally got some sleep today, this morning when I was on the comp jpegs looked like gifs, I could have sworn, my whole field of vision had a shimmer to it like heat bouncing off a car hood :-\

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« Reply #3056 on: August 20, 2010, 01:27:17 PM »
stop doing coke, dude. 

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« Reply #3057 on: August 20, 2010, 01:28:24 PM »
adderall, actually

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« Reply #3058 on: August 20, 2010, 01:30:27 PM »
I used to do Himuro's adderall in high school.  he didn't like to take it so i did for him.  nice guy

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« Reply #3059 on: August 20, 2010, 01:43:47 PM »
i met a fat vegan the other day who was telling me how i'd be so much healthier if i was vegan.  if we didn't work in the same company i would have asked if that's why she was so overweight