Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Madrun Badrun]

O god, if someone tried to touch me without even the social eptitude to buy a Vita, i'd also report him. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

O god, if someone tried to touch me without even socially eptitude to buy a Vita, i'd also report him.

For reals, if he isn't remote playing the last of us he should probably just be arrested on the spot.

[mitchbade]

I had a girl report me in college once just because I sat next to her. ;_;

story?

I went to my CS class and sat next to her. Next day I was called into the office and they told me that a report had been filed against me. All the girl said was that I made her uncomfortable and that I was staring at her.

Nothing came of it but I made sure to avoid her after that.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I had a girl report me in college once just because I sat next to her. ;_;

story?

I went to my CS class and sat next to her. Next day I was called into the office and they told me that a report had been filed against me. All the girl said was that I made her uncomfortable and that I was staring at her.

Nothing came of it but I made sure to avoid her after that.

Dude seriously, stop titty admiring breh.

[Kara]

GS you catch a lot of shit but your question yesterday in the GAF thread made me realize what my final task in life is.

The end of existential despair.

Submitting to your baser nature.

[Madrun Badrun]

I had a girl report me in college once just because I sat next to her. ;_;

story?

I went to my CS class and sat next to her. Next day I was called into the office and they told me that a report had been filed against me. All the girl said was that I made her uncomfortable and that I was staring at her.

Nothing came of it but I made sure to avoid her after that.

Thats pretty shitty of her.  The socially awkward have feelings too.

[chronovore]

I had a girl report me in college once just because I sat next to her. ;_;

story?

I went to my CS class and sat next to her. Next day I was called into the office and they told me that a report had been filed against me. All the girl said was that I made her uncomfortable and that I was staring at her.

Nothing came of it but I made sure to avoid her after that.

Thats pretty shitty of her.  The socially awkward have feelings too.

Sure, you could claim that defense, but then someone in the dorms would get ahold of your browser history, and it would go from zero to eleven like no one's business.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I had a girl report me in college once just because I sat next to her. ;_;

story?

I went to my CS class and sat next to her. Next day I was called into the office and they told me that a report had been filed against me. All the girl said was that I made her uncomfortable and that I was staring at her.

Nothing came of it but I made sure to avoid her after that.

All you have to do is if you have to sit next to a girl just turn to her and say "Just so you're aware, I'm totally not interested in you. Just wanted to make sure we're on the same page."

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Quit qualifying your posts. I catch as much shit as I need to, and 90% of it is from D-tier posters.

Glad I opened your eyes.

Oh lookie here a C-tier poster is trying to get at the 3 guys below him. Squiddy on high alert.

[Madrun Badrun]

I had a girl report me in college once just because I sat next to her. ;_;

story?

I went to my CS class and sat next to her. Next day I was called into the office and they told me that a report had been filed against me. All the girl said was that I made her uncomfortable and that I was staring at her.

Nothing came of it but I made sure to avoid her after that.

Thats pretty shitty of her.  The socially awkward have feelings too.

Sure, you could claim that defense, but then someone in the dorms would get ahold of your browser history, and it would go from zero to eleven like no one's business.

I don't think anyone would care that I folders full of midget on dwarf porn.  Its not like I'm looking at dwarf on midget porn, cause that's just wrong. 

[Kara]

Quit qualifying your posts. I catch as much shit as I need to, and 90% of it is from D-tier posters.

[mitchbade]

C-tier

Also that shit fucking sucks. You remember clearly that you weren't staring?

Man I didn't do shit. I sat down, turned on my computer, and then she got up and left. Next day came the report.

[nudemacusers]

did you sit next to her when there were several open seats? cuz that's a rookie mistake

[mitchbade]

Nah. I actually sat where I did because my friend was sitting near. She just happened to be sitting close to where he was.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Nah. I actually sat where I did because my friend was sitting near. She just happened to be sitting close to where he was.

The M and the B are switched in your name, contact Joe asap.

[nudemacusers]

I am very close to asking for a mspaint diagram

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I am very close to asking for a mspaint diagram

ASCII will do

O(her seat) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (open seats)
                 /\ he sat here

Stared at these ( . ) ( . ) all class.

College all like

[nudemacusers]

True

Are we talking something like

F = Friend
R = Rapist aka mitchblade
V =Victim
ø = Occupied Seating
o= Empty Seats

øøøooooooFRVo    ooooøøøooo
oooøøøooooooo   øøøoooooo

?? Cuz if so

[mitchbade]

Here you go:



Aight, so I walked into the room, noticed my friend, the empty middle chair, and the girl sitting in the last one (next to the middle chair). I sat in the middle chair and the girl got up and left right away. Then I got reported, etc etc.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Here you go:

(Image removed from quote.)

Aight, so I walked into the room, noticed my friend, the empty middle chair, and the girl sitting in the last one (next to the middle chair). I sat in the middle chair and the girl got up and left right away. Then I got reported, etc etc.

We need a :bitchmade created asap.

[nudemacusers]

lol


if it helps, I sat next to some random chick at an airport last year and she did the same thing. bitch i just need to charge my phone i don't give a fuck about you. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

lol


if it helps, I sat next to some random chick at an airport last year and she did the same thing. bitch i just need to charge my phone i don't give a fuck about you. 

Need a diagram for this as well. I've never had this happen but to be fair I'm a showering fool and I don't own a 3Dvita or whatever.

[nudemacusers]

I don't think it was the vita, I was browsing the internet on it and I was using a special persona 4 cover. I doubt she could tell what it was.

plus she was holding a dooney and burke monogram bag so she did me a favor anyway.

[Madrun Badrun]

and the girl got up and left right away. Then I got reported, etc etc.

I feel like you are the victim in this.  Its not like you had polio or cerebral palsy or some other real disorder worthy of social disapproval. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I don't think it was the vita, I was browsing the internet on it and I was using a special persona 4 cover. I doubt she could tell what it was.

plus she was holding a dooney and burke monogram bag so she did me a favor anyway.

Did you happen to have something like this displayed.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

and the girl got up and left right away. Then I got reported, etc etc.

I feel like you are the victim in this.  Its not like you had polio or cerebral palsy or some other real disorder worthy of social disapproval.

He probably had dandruff and a bad disposition or he's a heavy breather or whatever.

[nudemacusers]

I was actually researching moe anime for my class assignment on 'examples of prejudice in modern america'

[mitchbade]

I later found out that she's a huge jesusfreak so she probably got butthurt over the shirt I was wearing.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I was actually researching moe anime for my class assignment on 'examples of prejudice in modern america'

I admire your tact but having pornhub open to "dwarf anal sex toys" is probably not going to give a great first impression unless you are sitting next to PD. In that case it probably guarantees 3rd base.

[nudemacusers]

I later found out that she's a huge jesusfreak so she probably got butthurt over the shirt I was wearing.

breh this isn't gaf you can't be holding these pertinent details for the 11th hour

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I later found out that she's a huge jesusfreak so she probably got butthurt over the shirt I was wearing.

??

[Kara]

Of course they'd be wearing cargo shorts.

I later found out that she's a huge jesusfreak so she probably got butthurt over the shirt I was wearing.

mitch you keep taking me down the rabbit hole here. Just write a tl;dr confession story shitpost and be done with it.

[mitchbade]

Yeah I just remembered that shit tho.

The shirt:

[nudemacusers]

props on repping early godflesh.

[jakefromstatefarm]

Of course they'd be wearing cargo shorts.

this is what got me

I feel so ashamed of my cargoes right now

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Of course they'd be wearing cargo shorts.

this is what got me

I feel so ashamed of my cargoes right now

[Kara]

this is what got me

I feel so ashamed of my cargoes right now

jake, breh, pls.

[Steve Contra]

Cargo shorts 

[Broseidon]

I'm wearing cargo shorts right now

I wear them when lounging around the house

[jakefromstatefarm]

jake, breh, pls.

it goes back to secondary school dress code standards

I'm so institutionalized

[Kara]

When I think "bohemianism," I definitely think of clothing that costs 4 figures.

[Madrun Badrun]

http://grail.cs.washington.edu/projects/totalmoving/

crazy shit

[nudemacusers]

Vularai never go into a saint laurent store. your brain might explode. 

[Kara]

Vularai never go into a saint laurent store. your brain might explode. 

I've already shopped in Montreal.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Don't give me any wild ideas.

[close]

[nudemacusers]

and $1500 isn't too bad depending on the item in question

[Phoenix Dark]

What about cargo pants with your white tee tucked in.


:thebusiness

[cool breeze]

I used to wear cargo pants at theme parks to store glasses and stuff in the big zipper pockets.  expecting to retain dignity when eating funnel cake in front of mickey mouse is a lost cause anyhow.

[nudemacusers]

Vularai never go into a saint laurent store. your brain might explode. 

I've already shopped in Montreal.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Don't give me any wild ideas.

[close]

if you are white, thin, and possess disposable income it will be your mecca.

[nudemacusers]

'chino shorts' is the preferred nomenclature

[Kara]

and $1500 isn't too bad depending on the item in question

While frugality is part of the bohemian lifestyle, I am unconvinced that word can be applied to purchases from the luxury goods market.

[Phoenix Dark]

What about cargo pants with your white tee tucked in.


:thebusiness

the business was clearly a khaki short type nicca.

Not when he visits his Arabrial side piece.

[nudemacusers]

and $1500 isn't too bad depending on the item in question

While frugality is part of the bohemian lifestyle, I am unconvinced that word can be applied to purchases from the luxury goods market.

Frugality doesn't go with these shoes tho

[toku]

Admitting you actually own a pair of cargo shorts breh

[Madrun Badrun]

dips no longer hurt my tits.  hurt my palms though.  Think they are bruised. 

Still can't do a pull up 

[etiolate]

Cargo shorts are functional and comfortable. I am not hiking in those crotch-less hipster shorts.

[Brehvolution]

Wallet goes in the front right leg pocket, keys in right pocket, phone in left pocket, and shades go in front left leg pocket. Then there is nothing in the back pockets so you can sit anywhere comfortably. Left handed people would do the opposite.

[Kara]

Wallet goes in the front right leg pocket, keys in right pocket, phone in left pocket, and shades go in front left leg pocket. Then there is nothing in the back pockets so you can sit anywhere comfortably. Left handed people would do the opposite.

It's kinda scary that you know how I arrange my pockets.

Well I still use the back pocket for my wallet, but close enough.

[Brehvolution]

That wallet will bother your sciatica as you get older.

[Kara]

Noted with the caveat that I have always used thin wallets (do not carry small bills, do not carry many cards).

e: Also at the notion of me getting older.

[Madrun Badrun]

Wallet goes in the front right leg pocket, keys in right pocket, phone in left pocket, and shades go in front left leg pocket. Then there is nothing in the back pockets so you can sit anywhere comfortably. Left handed people would do the opposite.

No front left pocket has to be used for the candy hole for the playground kids.