Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 3413070 times)

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #26520 on:** November 14, 2014, 05:59:03 AM »

Just learned that the friend I hung out with the most in the past maybe 2 years likes Nickelback

nudemacusers · « **Reply #26521 on:** November 14, 2014, 10:07:17 AM »

that's ok one of my best friends loves junky freshman-year teen-movie-bait pop-punk.

T234 · « **Reply #26522 on:** November 14, 2014, 01:04:22 PM »

Shit, we had a game last week where a guy kicked over a chair.

Beats the ever loving shit outta monopoly. Anybody who says differently is just plain wrong.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #26523 on:** November 14, 2014, 01:25:52 PM »

Thats a straw man, monopoly is the fucking worst

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26524 on:** November 14, 2014, 09:16:33 PM »

This has been stuck in my head for a week now

Broseidon · « **Reply #26525 on:** November 14, 2014, 09:20:08 PM »

Some guy in Manchester was handing things out to passers-by. Thinking it was just a leaflet like it always is I took one. Then I noticed it was rigid.

"Hey, would you be interested in a copy of a documentary me and my friends made about the future of human microchipping?"

I had to take it.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26526 on:** November 14, 2014, 09:40:05 PM »

Let me tell you why microchipping people is bad with these 7 awesome music videos.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #26527 on:** November 15, 2014, 12:48:47 AM »

Oh man, I bet those music videos are hot shit.

chronovore · « **Reply #26528 on:** November 15, 2014, 12:53:52 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on November 15, 2014, 12:48:47 AM

Oh man, I bet those music videos are hot shit.

Maybe they got that Neil Breen guy from Fateful Findings to direct them.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I also watched the trailers for Double Down and I AM HERE.... NOW, so I'm kinda an expert on Breen. I think one of the trailers features his scrotum.

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26529 on:** November 16, 2014, 11:05:13 AM »

I marvel at my cat's ability to do the exact thing I don't want her to do, at all times. Usually I keep her out of my room but whever I let her in she immediately starts fucking with the computer chords and jumping on top of computer. Or she'll jump on the desk and try to drink my water.

If I'm watching tv in the front room she'll jump behind the tv and has knocked the connection out multiple times. If I'm making food she'll try to claw her way up my leg. When I'm changing her litter box she wants to jump in. If I have company she fucks with the guest's feet.

I have a couple spray bottles but she never associates bad behavior with punishment. She'll get sprayed, run away, and come back 5 minutes later doing the same shit.

StealthFan · « **Reply #26530 on:** November 16, 2014, 12:13:45 PM »

Steve Contra · « **Reply #26531 on:** November 16, 2014, 12:17:52 PM »

You have to spray cats before they start fucking with you, otherwise they just see it as a provocation.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #26532 on:** November 16, 2014, 08:46:12 PM »

i bought a candle that smells like sugar cookies

lennedsay · « **Reply #26533 on:** November 16, 2014, 11:17:31 PM »

Food scented candles are the GOAT

Mupepe · « **Reply #26534 on:** November 17, 2014, 09:04:03 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on November 16, 2014, 11:17:31 PM

Food scented candles are the GOAT

Philly cheesesteak scent.

Brisket scent

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26535 on:** November 17, 2014, 09:54:13 AM »

Suddenly got a good idea: cooking black eyed peas in chicken broth. Can't wait to get off work.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26536 on:** November 20, 2014, 12:46:50 PM »

Lost a battle in my Roommate War. Basically for the last two weeks, I asked that he stop bringing his girlfriend back as much (right now it averages to her being there 5 days of the week and mostly consecutively and he hardly ever stays at her place). He ignored it, so I stopped cleaning dished, with the attempt that he might decide it was easier to just stay at his girlfriends. Instead he just did the cleaning, so what ever still my victory. But today, after two weeks he caught on and left the kitchen in a mess. So now I'm forced to escalate it by 1) eating out when dishes are dirty and leaving my take out shit in the kitchen 2) hiding kitchen stuff I own so that I can use it when I need too. In all honestly, I think I just enjoy being an asshole to him at this point.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26537 on:** November 20, 2014, 01:29:33 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 20, 2014, 12:46:50 PM

Lost a battle in my Roommate War. Basically for the last two weeks, I asked that he stop bringing his girlfriend back as much (right now it averages to her being there 5 days of the week and mostly consecutively and he hardly ever stays at her place). He ignored it, so I stopped cleaning dished, with the attempt that he might decide it was easier to just stay at his girlfriends. Instead he just did the cleaning, so what ever still my victory. But today, after two weeks he caught on and left the kitchen in a mess. So now I'm forced to escalate it by 1) eating out when dishes are dirty and leaving my take out shit in the kitchen 2) hiding kitchen stuff I own so that I can use it when I need too. In all honestly, I think I just enjoy being an asshole to him at this point.

snitch to the landlord

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26538 on:** November 20, 2014, 02:13:02 PM »

That would ruin the game.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26539 on:** November 20, 2014, 02:20:24 PM »

Well I'm sorry if I just can't just behead my roommate for bringing his unmarried significant other over.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #26540 on:** November 20, 2014, 02:22:59 PM »

Live in a shithole because your roommate has a girlfriend brehs

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26541 on:** November 20, 2014, 02:34:58 PM »

Hire an escort from Backpage to hang around your house at random hours, then pay her to tell the gf that she fucked him.

StealthFan · « **Reply #26542 on:** November 20, 2014, 03:20:10 PM »

cacdemon activity is at an all time high ITT

Your Stalker · « **Reply #26543 on:** November 20, 2014, 04:47:50 PM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on November 20, 2014, 02:17:47 PM

@ Father Mike and his passive aggressive cac tactics.

Cactics is the word you're looking for.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #26544 on:** November 20, 2014, 04:51:02 PM »

Cactics Ogre: Let us Cac Together

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26545 on:** November 20, 2014, 04:51:25 PM »

All you people making light of my war. Now I know how the vets returning from Nam must have felt like. You'll lucky I don't go all First Blood in here.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26546 on:** November 20, 2014, 06:18:54 PM »

Don't push it! Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go!

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jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #26547 on:** November 20, 2014, 06:20:06 PM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on November 20, 2014, 02:17:47 PM

cac tactics.

not portmanteuing this :ufdup

Edit: I see this issue is already taken care of

Commence.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26548 on:** November 21, 2014, 08:25:40 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on November 20, 2014, 04:51:02 PM

Cactics Ogre: Let us Cac Together

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #26549 on:** November 21, 2014, 09:14:26 PM »

Decided to try out Pizza hut's rebranding and see what it was like. Everything was way better than expected

I don't think I can do pizza without balsamic ever again.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26550 on:** November 21, 2014, 09:17:51 PM »

rebranding? I liked it the way it was.

StealthFan · « **Reply #26551 on:** November 21, 2014, 11:39:04 PM »

Female roomate is schizo and doesn't know it. Thinks high powered rifles are being pointed in her window, and a high powered microwave machine is in the attic heating up her room

I want to recommend meds but nobody living here knows what my official disability is, and meds are frowned on due to tenants in the past going off them and being trouble.

Bitch can share my meds if she shares that puss

Anyways she's a headache for everyone in the house (I live with five people) and her ass might get served papers if it keeps up. She's over twenty years my senior so it's a taste of my future if I go unmedicated in old age

Also she asked us if we have weapons because there might be trouble

Bitch thinks people are coming for her. Goddam.

toku · « **Reply #26552 on:** November 22, 2014, 01:10:19 AM »

Quote from: StealthFan on November 21, 2014, 11:39:04 PM

Female roomate is schizo and doesn't know it. Thinks high powered rifles are being pointed in her window, and a high powered microwave machine is in the attic heating up her room I want to recommend meds but nobody living here knows what my official disability is, and meds are frowned on due to tenants in the past going off them and being trouble.

Bitch can share my meds if she shares that puss Anyways she's a headache for everyone in the house (I live with five people) and her ass might get served papers if it keeps up. She's over twenty years my senior so it's a taste of my future if I go unmedicated in old age

Also she asked us if we have weapons because there might be trouble Bitch thinks people are coming for her. Goddam.

You put all these coli smilies in the post but this legit is one of the most terrifying posts I've read on this forum.

StealthFan · « **Reply #26553 on:** November 22, 2014, 01:24:01 AM »

: I'm scared, brehs.

Rufus · « **Reply #26554 on:** November 22, 2014, 08:30:31 AM »

Both your door and the lock are sturdy, I hope.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26555 on:** November 22, 2014, 10:40:32 AM »

Stay safe breh

Everyone in the place has a mental issue? Do you have a social worker and what state is this.

StealthFan · « **Reply #26556 on:** November 22, 2014, 11:55:51 AM »

Nah it's just me and her ass. I have a social worker and I live in Cali.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #26557 on:** November 22, 2014, 12:24:31 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on November 20, 2014, 04:51:02 PM

Cactics Ogre: Let us Cac Together

godamnit

Barry Egan · « **Reply #26558 on:** November 22, 2014, 12:33:55 PM »

every once in a while I try to watch one of the schizophrenia simulators on youtube and can only last about a minute. Shit is too real.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26559 on:** November 22, 2014, 01:02:30 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on November 22, 2014, 11:55:51 AM

Nah it's just me and her ass. I have a social worker and I live in Cali.

If you don't feel safe you should tell your social worker, and try to arrange something. I've done social work and have seen people get transferred due to situations like this.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #26560 on:** November 22, 2014, 02:11:11 PM »

stealth bb stay safe.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #26561 on:** November 22, 2014, 04:27:42 PM »

If you wanna hang with other less crazy people you can in California hang with me til you find a safe place

chronovore · « **Reply #26562 on:** November 22, 2014, 05:19:27 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on November 21, 2014, 11:39:04 PM

Female roomate is schizo and doesn't know it. Thinks high powered rifles are being pointed in her window, and a high powered microwave machine is in the attic heating up her room I want to recommend meds but nobody living here knows what my official disability is, and meds are frowned on due to tenants in the past going off them and being trouble.

Bitch can share my meds if she shares that puss Anyways she's a headache for everyone in the house (I live with five people) and her ass might get served papers if it keeps up. She's over twenty years my senior so it's a taste of my future if I go unmedicated in old age

Also she asked us if we have weapons because there might be trouble Bitch thinks people are coming for her. Goddam.

That is legitimately terrifying. Can you report her? Or aim a microwave at her room?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #26563 on:** November 23, 2014, 01:01:49 AM »

my gf is slowly getting me cultured. she's taken me to like 3 plays and tonight i saw a capella group at the local college.

toku · « **Reply #26564 on:** November 23, 2014, 01:58:06 AM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on November 23, 2014, 01:56:43 AM

It feels like a staring at suicide girls day.

go hang out with your gf bruh

team filler · « **Reply #26565 on:** November 23, 2014, 01:58:47 AM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on November 22, 2014, 08:05:47 PM

Got 2 invites to torrent day if anyone still might be interested.

yes please

Himu · « **Reply #26566 on:** November 23, 2014, 03:19:13 AM »

i miss my bf. i'm sick, and don't want to give him cooties.

El Babua · « **Reply #26567 on:** November 23, 2014, 04:35:40 AM »

Drank wine, ate Chinese food.

Was drunkenly trying to consolidate Google contacts with phone contacts and accidentally called a certain person and now my neurosis has taken hold.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26568 on:** November 23, 2014, 10:07:35 AM »

Dreading the Lions game. We're gonna get fucked.

On the bright side the snow is gone. We got about 1.5 inches on Wedsnday which was enough to cause a variety of accidents. I had to drive on the freeway, it was pretty bad. If people drive distinguished mentally-challenged and lose their minds over 1.5 inches of snow I don't want to think about how bad it'll be when we get more.

It rained all day yesterday thus killing the snow. Today feels like an October day.

team filler · « **Reply #26569 on:** November 23, 2014, 01:40:48 PM »

wendy's might be my favorite fast food chain. the chili is surprisingly good.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26570 on:** November 23, 2014, 01:55:18 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on November 23, 2014, 01:01:49 AM

my gf is slowly getting me cultured. she's taken me to like 3 plays and tonight i saw a capella group at the local college.

Not too cultured as you should have said 'an a cappella group'.

toku · « **Reply #26571 on:** November 24, 2014, 04:26:22 PM »

What's the best way to grab/dl yt videos in chrome these days?

demi · « **Reply #26572 on:** November 24, 2014, 04:45:45 PM »

Hey dudes, that spam account's email was linked to this shitty youtube

https://www.youtube.com/user/Drummaboy100/videos

Please accept this L for the black community

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #26573 on:** November 24, 2014, 04:48:12 PM »

earnestly use your youtube account as a social media platform brehs

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26574 on:** November 24, 2014, 04:48:35 PM »

Now I will never learn more about mail order brides.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #26575 on:** November 24, 2014, 04:49:22 PM »

Quote from: demi on November 24, 2014, 04:45:45 PM

Hey dudes, that spam account's email was linked to this shitty youtube

https://www.youtube.com/user/Drummaboy100/videos

Please accept this L for the black community

in a shocking turn of events, dudes likes anime

nudemacusers · « **Reply #26576 on:** November 24, 2014, 04:50:39 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 24, 2014, 04:48:35 PM

Now I will never learn more about mail order brides.

i'll send you some deets but I only have access to overstock.com brides

demi · « **Reply #26577 on:** November 24, 2014, 04:53:37 PM »

That was a real person? What the fuck. It's either mail order brides or PD trying to "get humorous responses" from CL ads

Rufus · « **Reply #26578 on:** November 24, 2014, 05:44:08 PM »

Quote from: toku on November 24, 2014, 04:26:22 PM

What's the best way to grab/dl yt videos in chrome these days?

I can recommend youtube-dl, but it's a command line tool...

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26579 on:** November 24, 2014, 06:15:21 PM »

O god my back is fucked up. Every position hurts.

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Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 3413070 times)