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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32460 on: October 17, 2018, 12:56:17 AM »
pass, I'll be homeless instead :yuck

Dude, just go to the nearest bath house, put down a tin can for change, and sling yourself ass up over a locker room bench. You’ll make rent in an hour.
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« Reply #32462 on: October 17, 2018, 09:53:19 AM »
Someone help me pick out stuff https://ocs.ca/collections/dried-flower-cannabis

I'm overwhelmed like choosing a subway sandwich overwhelmed.

Try them all. Start with the weakest stuff and move your way up.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32463 on: October 19, 2018, 03:56:54 AM »
I just realized jukeboxes in bars aren't for listening to music, they're for forcing other people to listen to your music. So I put Talking Heads on for 45 minutes and left after 5.

 :shaq
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« Reply #32464 on: October 19, 2018, 05:06:27 AM »
I actually listened to Carl of Akkad's Starship Troopers video, doesnt this make me a nazi? Am I no longer slick?


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EDIT2: Please note I dont want to seriously discuss bullshit like this, especially since it's ended on a JP note, I do love starship troopers and the themes covered in the movie so I would be interested in discussing this as a seperate item than arguing over Carl of Akkad's opinions.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32465 on: October 19, 2018, 05:57:27 AM »
His name should word-filter to Carl of Swindon.

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« Reply #32466 on: October 19, 2018, 11:22:44 AM »
I just realized jukeboxes in bars aren't for listening to music, they're for forcing other people to listen to your music. So I put Talking Heads on for 45 minutes and left after 5.

 :shaq
Willingly having less talking heads :nope
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« Reply #32467 on: October 19, 2018, 12:04:28 PM »
OH FUCK! I need to buy Mega Million tickets today!  :o

Fuck saving money. I could become a Billionaire and become an even bigger chode than I am now! Fuck!  :doge

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« Reply #32468 on: October 19, 2018, 12:40:24 PM »
I’m telling you broooo

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« Reply #32469 on: October 19, 2018, 12:43:33 PM »
We’re still gonna build that weed grow op if one of us wins, right Cats?  :doge

I can do the branding & packaging design.

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« Reply #32470 on: October 19, 2018, 01:01:51 PM »
OH FUCK! I need to buy Mega Million tickets today!  :o

Fuck saving money. I could become a Billionaire and become an even bigger chode than I am now! Fuck!  :doge
I contributed two dollars to my work's lotto pool. Bought me a few pleasant daydreams over lunch break :)
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« Reply #32471 on: October 19, 2018, 01:14:05 PM »
I was debating on getting a ticket. How late can you buy one?

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« Reply #32472 on: October 19, 2018, 01:15:04 PM »
So I send in my car for the yearly check-up today and this classy Mazda 6 2004 has seen its last days due to rust.
Now to find a new car. Any tips?
price range: 5-10k Euro

Needs: comfy, great handling, shouldn't look like a driving refrigerator and should be easy to find in Yurop.

A shame about my old car. The handling was soooo good  :lawd
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« Reply #32473 on: October 19, 2018, 01:35:16 PM »
I had a 6 from then too. Miss it a lot.


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« Reply #32475 on: October 19, 2018, 03:21:52 PM »
I was debating on getting a ticket. How late can you buy one?
Most places stop selling them at 10:45 p.m.

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« Reply #32476 on: October 19, 2018, 03:24:04 PM »
I had a 6 from then too. Miss it a lot.
Yeah this is one special car. What are you driving these days?


About 5 years I found two Mazda 6's of about 10 year old at a dealer close by. They cost a mere 5k each because we were in the middle of the recession so no one wanted a gas guzzling, elegant, fast and furious type car in purplish blue.

Except me and the person who bought the other one. Which I had actually spotted quite a few times over the years. We even parked next to each other when we spotted the other car of the 'twins' even though we never met.
I stopped seeing the other car on the road a short while ago. Probably scrapped by now as well.

Now the life of my car has ended. This thing could handle everything you'd throw at it. In fact, someone once crashed into the passenger door and despite the heavy damage the mechanics could pretty easily fix it.
These things are build like tanks and drive so smoothly for a big car. I can't remember how many times I managed to easily accelerate faster than sports cars at traffic lights or wedge my way through road blocks and other obstacles leaving smaller 'supposedly' more nimble cars in my wake. It was always fun to bring it in for maintenance. The guys there loved it as well. You know you have a good car when the mechanic who decides it's no longer allowed on the road looks at you sad with teary eyes.

So now I'm looking at options and although my budget has now doubled compared to 5 years ago, I'm still seeing a lot low horsepower, energy efficient and boring cars that I want to avoid.
Maybe I should just get another Mazda, although the downside is that the newer models are more expensive, quite rare in these parts and when it comes to the 6 a tad bigger and this is already a big car.

Why wasn't my poor Mazda given another year :stahp
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« Reply #32477 on: October 19, 2018, 03:43:50 PM »
I am driving a low horsepower, energy efficient and boring car that I purchased in a hurry because my 6 blew up unexpectedly. Don't repeat my mistake, Nintex.

 :mjcry

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« Reply #32478 on: October 19, 2018, 04:23:07 PM »
We’re still gonna build that weed grow op if one of us wins, right Cats?  :doge

I can do the branding & packaging design.

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« Reply #32479 on: October 19, 2018, 05:23:46 PM »
I am driving a low horsepower, energy efficient and boring car that I purchased in a hurry because my 6 blew up unexpectedly. Don't repeat my mistake, Nintex.

 :mjcry
I've just discovered that the dealer I once bought my Mazda 6 at now has a Mitsubishi Lancer 1.8 2008 Sports Sedan sitting there all alone.
I'm heading there tomorrow to check it out.



 :whew

It seems a step back in terms of comfort but looks and sounds like it's reliable and fun to drive. Not to mention it's relatively cheap compared to a Hyundai i20 with -10 horsepower.
In that sense it's a bit below by budget but I won't mind driving this beast if it performs well during a test run and save a little until something better comes on my path.

I'll probably get a good deal because I'm trading my car nobody wanted in for a new car that nobody wants. Because they're all boring fucks.  :lol
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« Reply #32480 on: October 19, 2018, 05:29:45 PM »
I am driving a low horsepower, energy efficient and boring car that I purchased in a hurry because my 6 blew up unexpectedly. Don't repeat my mistake, Nintex.

 :mjcry
wait a second...

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"The much more plausible explanation is that plaintiff Kareem experienced explosions in Syria because he was covering the Syrian civil war as a journalist [...]"
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« Reply #32481 on: October 19, 2018, 06:38:57 PM »
I have the dubious distinction for being on multiple and contradictory kill lists:
-terrorism (shouldn't have hung out with Salafi in university, smh)
-Red Guards mailing list (thought it was an Elder Scrolls thing)
-being a good friend but ideological enemy of one Benjamin Pwns

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« Reply #32482 on: October 19, 2018, 07:13:39 PM »
I just pictured you with a Sunnah beard, and I think you should seriously consider that instead of the chonmage
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« Reply #32483 on: October 19, 2018, 08:47:59 PM »
I found an iPhone XS Max in the pouch on the back of the seat in front of me on the work shuttle home. I turned it in to the lady bus driver.

Do I get points for doing the right thing? Please praise me and maybe Venmo me money for being good. I think I deserve a present.
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« Reply #32484 on: October 20, 2018, 08:55:13 AM »
Fuck you, assholes. Not only do I not get my deserved presents, but I don’t even get a single response. Next time I find a cellie in the future, I’m keeping it.
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« Reply #32485 on: October 20, 2018, 09:34:04 AM »
I found an iPhone XS Max in the pouch on the back of the seat in front of me on the work shuttle home. I turned it in to the lady bus driver.

Do I get points for doing the right thing? Please praise me and maybe Venmo me money for being good. I think I deserve a present.
She probably kept it herself or gave it to her son.
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« Reply #32486 on: October 20, 2018, 01:48:55 PM »
Why am I not a senior member I reached 25 pages

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« Reply #32487 on: October 20, 2018, 01:49:44 PM »
2200 posts
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« Reply #32488 on: October 20, 2018, 02:05:58 PM »
Nah

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« Reply #32489 on: October 20, 2018, 02:06:01 PM »
2200 posts

2200 good posts as judged by your assigned post quality committee. 

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« Reply #32490 on: October 20, 2018, 02:11:29 PM »
That can't be right since I'm just an insufferable spam artist
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« Reply #32491 on: October 20, 2018, 02:11:51 PM »
Unfortunately yours was filler

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« Reply #32492 on: October 20, 2018, 02:12:27 PM »
 ::)
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« Reply #32493 on: October 20, 2018, 06:33:33 PM »
I’m feeling very depressed. Unfortunately, in part due to my own actions, I can no longer carepost here due to my conflict with Assi. And I have nowhere else to whine.
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« Reply #32494 on: October 20, 2018, 06:40:08 PM »
or just ban the fucker

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« Reply #32495 on: October 20, 2018, 06:40:27 PM »
The solution is put a hit out on Assy

He was on that hit list if I won the money.

Oh well, I guess you’ll just be getting more cartoon TVC and no real person TVC.
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« Reply #32496 on: October 20, 2018, 09:14:59 PM »
Hey, TVC, hang in there. Do it for Emiliano.

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« Reply #32497 on: October 21, 2018, 11:53:17 AM »
I had a really weird and vivid dream last night that started in some kind of weird indoor obstacle course/maze/escape scenario. I got to the last room but apparently missed some object I needed in the first room and was carted away onto a plane. The plane ride became violently turbulent and then I was aware we were flying into this tunnel galaxy thing but when we got off the plane it seemed like we were in some kind of crazy giant underwater frigate type thing. Basically Shanghai’d there, I had weird interactions with various crew who were obviously keeping me in the dark about something and I was trying to figure it out. That’s when a wormy/leechey parasite rose to the surface of my arm. And that’s when the cat woke me up. It was bizarre and now you’ve wasted your time reading this shabby account of it.

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« Reply #32498 on: October 22, 2018, 05:07:37 PM »
Went to park on Sunday to walk the dog.  A minivan with a "U.S.S. Enterprise" logo was in front of us.  Parked the car in front of a little fenced-in field area.  There were several people dressed in fencing gear and some dressed in 'cosplay' style medieval armor holding big plastic sticks, battling.  And by battling I mean doing stupid poses and then charging at each other, all while this older sort of "Obiwan" nerd looked on, nodding accordingly. 

:huh
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« Reply #32499 on: October 22, 2018, 05:08:51 PM »
Went to park on Sunday to walk the dog.  A minivan with a "U.S.S. Enterprise" logo was in front of us.  Parked the car in front of a little fenced-in field area.  There were several people dressed in fencing gear and some dressed in 'cosplay' style medieval armor holding big plastic sticks, mocking-battling.  And by battling I mean doing stupid poses and then charging at each other, all while this older sort of "Obiwan" nerd looked on, nodding accordingly. 

:huh
Wow, it's not everyday you run into the Trump cabinet.
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« Reply #32500 on: October 23, 2018, 12:52:57 AM »
Went to park on Sunday to walk the dog.  A minivan with a "U.S.S. Enterprise" logo was in front of us.  Parked the car in front of a little fenced-in field area.  There were several people dressed in fencing gear and some dressed in 'cosplay' style medieval armor holding big plastic sticks, battling.  And by battling I mean doing stupid poses and then charging at each other, all while this older sort of "Obiwan" nerd looked on, nodding accordingly. 

:huh

Well, now we know what happened to the NCC-1701F.

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« Reply #32501 on: October 23, 2018, 03:54:37 PM »
Flying to Hong Kong in a couple of hours, hope I get propositioned for gay sex in a seedy airport bathroom

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« Reply #32502 on: October 23, 2018, 03:55:09 PM »
Also it's 300056 degrees Celsius in Cape Town, can't wait to fly the fuck away

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« Reply #32504 on: October 23, 2018, 09:01:34 PM »
thinking about impulse buying a Wacom Cintiq Pro

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« Reply #32505 on: October 23, 2018, 09:23:46 PM »
It's not an impulse buy if you're mulling it over beforehand.

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« Reply #32506 on: October 23, 2018, 09:32:41 PM »
Impulse buy for me means I don't think about it for 2 months, weighting the pros and cons, making a list of pros and cons then putting a paper weight on it, making happiness flow charts based on expected happiness flow post purchace etc.   

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« Reply #32508 on: October 23, 2018, 11:17:19 PM »
that look like an IRL version of Jimmy from South Park

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« Reply #32509 on: October 24, 2018, 07:11:11 AM »
Impulse buy for me means I don't think about it for 2 months, weighting the pros and cons, making a list of pros and cons then putting a paper weight on it, making happiness flow charts based on expected happiness flow post purchace etc.
Well, alrighty then. Sounds stressful. :doge

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« Reply #32510 on: October 24, 2018, 08:37:55 AM »
that look like an IRL version of Jimmy from South Park

Timmy.

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« Reply #32511 on: October 24, 2018, 08:52:06 AM »
Jimmy

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« Reply #32512 on: October 24, 2018, 09:24:08 AM »
I'm just saying I think he looks more like Timmy.

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« Reply #32513 on: October 24, 2018, 09:46:44 AM »
Alex Jones looking fire. Shame he's a dried cumstain. Hope he does alt-right shitheel porn soon. That beard is A+
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« Reply #32514 on: October 24, 2018, 10:22:02 AM »
A few years ago I was approached by someone about possibly being a corporate spy. I laughed it off. But more and more I'm convinced that guy was right. I can go into a lot of companies. Make conversation with the receptionist and they'll at times let me in even before my escort has arrived. Maybe that guy was onto something. Have I missed my calling? 
:thinking
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« Reply #32515 on: October 24, 2018, 11:05:23 AM »
https://twitter.com/ReigningRavens/status/1054798751137619969

 :what

What a time to be alive.

I had a friend with Marfan Syndrome, looked like that guy. Kindest, most loving person I've ever met in my life. That fuckstain that Jones is interviewing just wants the lulz, making fun of "distinguished mentally-challenged fellows," when he could be more sympathetic from having to deal with his own challenges.  Sad.

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« Reply #32516 on: October 24, 2018, 11:51:24 AM »
A few years ago I was approached by someone about possibly being a corporate spy. I laughed it off. But more and more I'm convinced that guy was right. I can go into a lot of companies. Make conversation with the receptionist and they'll at times let me in even before my escort has arrived. Maybe that guy was onto something. Have I missed my calling? 
:thinking

Time to #latestagecapitalism it up
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« Reply #32517 on: October 24, 2018, 11:52:58 AM »
You like to boast too much for espionage, Ron. (Not saying this in a hostile way, just a professional observation.)

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« Reply #32518 on: October 24, 2018, 12:35:50 PM »
https://twitter.com/ReigningRavens/status/1054798751137619969

 :what

What a time to be alive.

I had a friend with Marfan Syndrome, looked like that guy. Kindest, most loving person I've ever met in my life. That fuckstain that Jones is interviewing just wants the lulz, making fun of "distinguished mentally-challenged fellows," when he could be more sympathetic from having to deal with his own challenges.  Sad.

If anything, Alex Jones got trolled. None of what that guy said made any sense at all and he came across as totally insane. Which is inline with his Youtube videos, but he also has some videos where's totally normal.
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« Reply #32519 on: October 24, 2018, 12:36:09 PM »
You like to boast too much for espionage, Ron. (Not saying this in a hostile way, just a professional observation.)
That's fair.  :obama
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